MA: hey peoples. Man this week sucked. I haven't been waiting to upload this long since the big break down last year.
Max: I remember that. We couldn't get on for weeks.
MA: yeah but we're back. And ready to get back to business!
Ryo: what about me? I'm still beat up.
MA: oh sorry ryo. But we got you a nurse.
Ryo: some nurse. Her mustache is bigger than my dad's.
Max: too bad! Do the disclaimer!
Ryo: ma doesn't own digimon or dbz.
Nurse: 5:00. Time for your shot.
Ryo: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ma: on with the fic!
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
DAIKE IS BORN
" FU-SION HA!"
" Again!"
" FU-SION HA!"
" No! Again!"
The sounds of the routine rung through out the watch point as the boys tried to perfect the fusion technique after max and the others left. Meanwhile the remaining members were getting annoyed.
" Fusion ha! Fusion ha! Man if I hear one more 'fusion ha', I'm gonna snap!" said matt. He watched as keke, Henry, takato, and doc played old maid.
" Tell me about it. When took a nap a few hours ago, I dreamt that guilmon and terriermon fused." He said as the others laughed at the joke.
" Ok takato. Your turn." Announced doc. Rika stood behind the scientist as takato reached for a card from his hand. He then looked up to see rika's eyes move to the side repeatedly. Takato looked at her questionably as she moved her eyes more forcefully, signaling him to move his hand over but it seemed that he had no clue. Doc turned his head around to her but the red head simply looked away. He turned his head back to his hand while rika again attempted to signal her other half. Finally he picked a card only to have the joker.
" Aww, man!"
" Stupid gogglehead."
Keke then reached over and pulled a card from Henry's hand and smiled.
" I win again."
" HUH?!" they all said as she put her hand down.
" That's five in a row. How can she do that?" said doc defeated.
" Man Henry! That's embarrassing!" shot terriermon. Meanwhile the boys collapsed on the ground.
" Why are you stopping?" asked pikkan.
" We're tired p. we've been at it for since breakfast." Said tike.
" Yeah, can't we take a break?" asked David.
" Take a break?"
The sound of two huge booms echoed through out the building. At the top, both boys had huge bumps on their heads.
" YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU ARE ONE BEING! MAX MAY HAVE BEEN EASY ON YOU BUT THIS IS PIKKAN'S CAMP! NOW GET BACK TO WORK!"
" And you like what about him?" asked kara jeri as she stared at him.
" Alright we're ready." Said kibitomon. Max and shinmon returned from their little jaunt and now rejoined the others.
" Good. Are you ready tai?" asked shinmon.
" As ready as I'm gonna be."
" Alright, come with me." He said as Tai followed him to a small hill. Shinmon sat Indian style on the ground and Tai sat down in front of him.
" Ok, now what do I do now?"
" Simple: nothing. You must clear you mind and relax your body. No matter what you feel or hear, you must not move or speak or it will slow the process. Do you understand?"
" Yes."
" Now let's begin." With that, Tai closed his eyes while shinmon put his hands in front of him. Shortly, both began to glow an eerie light.
" Are they done?" asked max.
" No, ass. This isn't something as easy as that. The infinity factor is a great power that must be brought out slowly in a life time but since we don't have that kind of time, the master is speeding it up but it still will take time." Explained Russell.
" How long?" wondered BW.
" Could be 20 minutes, could be 20 hours. We don't know." Said jean.
" That long? Damn this! You guys watch this, I'm going to take a nap." Said max as he walked to a near by tree and laid down to nap.
" HE'S COMING! RUN!!!!"
A sea of digimon ran away in a mass as buumon walked toward them. Even the fearsome tyrannomon charged away from the child like digimon.
" Me am bored. Nothing to do. Hmm? Buu know what to he needs; a house." He laughed as he used his powers to stop and levitate a large group of digimon. With a flick of his antenna, he turned them into a mass of white marshmallow-like Goo. The clump slammed into the ground in front of the pink digimon.
" Now to clear some ground." he said as he inhaled and blew down the near by houses to the ground. Buumon smiled as he began to mold and shape the substance into his dream house. After an hour, buumon stepped back to admire his work.
" Ahhhh! All done." He said as he looked at the house, which was in the form of a puppy.
" Buu like puppies." He said as he entered. He begins to do all the things you would normally do in a house; eat dinner, brush his teeth and even going to the bathroom.
" Buu am tired." He said as the laid in his bed and went to sleep only to wake ten seconds later.
" Wow! Buu feel all refreshed. Wait a minute! Big hair said wait two days so I sleep one day and it was one other day left so that means........................today is the day!" he yelled as he rocketed out of the house.
" Oh boy! Buu have fun today!"
" FU-SION HA!"
" Good. Again."
" FU-SION HA!"
" Perfect! That's it! You've done it!"
" Alright!" the boys said as they danced around in victory.
" Now are you ready to try it for real?"
" Yes sir!"
" Good."
Kara got up and ran out to the others.
" I win again." Announced keke as she claimed victory over matt, TK, and sam.
" Damn! How many is that?" asked matt.
" 12 games." Sam answered.
" Who's next?" asked keke.
" No one. You beat everybody here." Said kenta.
" Even poor guardromon." Kazu said as he comforted his digimon who was weeping in the corner when kara came in.
" Hey guys! The boys are ready to do it!"
" Damn this! I want see what they fuse into." Said sam as they all followed her to the outside, in front of the building.
" I've been wondering; if they are going to be one being, what do we call him?" asked TK.
" Well, since he's tike and David, we can call him...umm...tivid?" wondered Kari.
" That kind of sucks if you ask me." Said takato.
" What I wanna know is if I can flirt with him? I mean, he'll be tike too so that's kind of incest, right?" asked kara.
" This is making my head hurt." Said guilmon.
" Join the club, boy." Spoke his tamer as they stopped where they were.
" Are we late?" asked Mimi.
" No. It's about to start." Said jeri as pikkan stood in front of them while the boys face everyone.
" Alright. Equalize your powers." Pikkan ordered as the boys began to power up.
" Ready." Said David.
" Good. Now begin."
The two took one last look at each other and began the technique.
FU-SION HA!
" What?"
As their fingers touch, both were bathed in a bright light as their forms intersected. As the light died, a single form became apparent; he wore small blue vest, white puffy pants, black shoes, blue cuffs around his ankles and a dark blue cloth belt. Everything looked good except for one thing; he was absolutely fat.
" That's what they fuse into?" said kazu, as everyone was too stunned to talk.
" Maybe he's fat for a reason." Said leomon.
" Maybe his body needs to be big to handle all that power, like buumon."
The fat fighter then began to run across the ground.
" Alright! Speed test." Remarked sam but his hope were dashed as he stopped after a few feet, completely out of breathe causing everyone to fall back. Pikkan walked up to the boy.
" I know what you did wrong; David's hands were closed when they should have been open. Understand?"
The boy nodded in acknowledgement.
" How do you feel?"
" I just wanna eat and sleep."
" Well?" asked matt.
" Well what?"
" Can't you un-fuse'em or something?"
" No, it doesn't work like that. Depending how much energy they use, the fusion lasts 30 minutes, no more, no less."
" So we gotta wait?" asked takato. His answer came in the form of pikkan sitting down on the ground.
30 minutes came and went as the boys were now ready do it again.
" Alright, begin."
FU-SION HA!
" Crap."
The two forms mixed and created a single being. The good news was he wasn't fat but the bad news was he was now old.
" Eww! He's older than my grandma." Said TK.
" 30 minute?" asked matt.
" 30 minutes."
The boys, after another 30 minutes, prepared to do the technique again.
" Ok, start."
The boys looked as each other and began.
FU-SION HA!
Nothing happened as the boys remained in the final position.
" Don't tell they got it wrong again?" said an irritated rika.
" No. They-they got it right."
As he said this, the boys' finger suddenly glowed and exploded in a blast of light.
" That was perfect! It's born!"
The light swallowed the entire watch point while the boy's arms, legs, and bodies became one. As it died, the group looked upon the perfect fused form of David and tike; his body was more muscular than the other forms, his hair stood in David's style but it had streaks of blonde in it and his eyes seemed to be a mix of red and brown. A confidant smirk was smeared his face as he tested his hand sped by punching the air.
" Unreal! It's like a tidal wave of power!" remarked sam.
" Wow! He looks more like tike than David." Said Mimi.
" Maybe in the hair but he's has tike's chin." Added Kari.
" That was perfect! Now wait another 30 minutes and we'll try this again, only you'll be ascendants." Pikkan said causing the fused fighter to stop.
" I don't think so." He said in both tike and David's voices.
" What?!"
" You see the way I see it, I've got enough power to beat buumon. I am the strongest one here."
" You little punk! You need more training!"
" No way! I'm strong enough now." He said as he floated into the sky.
" I'll be back after I kick buumon's big fat pink ass. Oh, by the way, call me daike." And with that, he flew off.
" Little bastard."
" This is boring!" buumon said as cockatricemon's ship sank below the sea and the port it was leaving was in ruins.
" Where am big hair?" he train of thought of was interrupted by a blast from behind him ripping a hole in his gut.
" Hey! If you're wondering who just blew a hole in you, turn around!"
The digimon did so only to find daike standing on the sinking ship.
" Who am you?"
" Who am I? I am the one who will beat you for good!"
Without warning, daike flew at buumon and began to rain a fury of punches over his entire body. He double kicked him in to the water and fired a large blast at where he landed. The water erupted into the sky as he smiled in triumph.
" Man! That was easier than I thought it would be! I'm kinda sorry I finished him so soon!"
Suddenly, to his surprise, the lower half of buu rose into the sky. As before, his top half regrows to normal.
" You mean boy! Buu hurt you bad!"
" Oooh! I'm so scared! Bring it on, pinky!"
Buumon dashed at him but daike shot up and away. Smiling, he didn't see buumon move above his and smash him in the face with his fist and kneed him in the gut. Buumon wrapped his arm around him and pounded away at him with his other arm.
" Buu no like mean boy! You go boom!" he said as he spun him around like a rag doll and threw him down into the seawall.
" Maybe fighting him now wasn't such a good idea." Daike groaned. The ground began to shake as to daike's surprise, a large squad of tankmon lined up on the shore.
" Alright boys! Let's take him out once and for all!" said the lead tankmon.
" No! Get out of here! He's too strong!"
" Alright! Fire!"
All the tankmon fired every weapon at the digimon, swallowing him in a ball of fire. Suddenly out of the flames, buumon shot up, unharmed thanks to his energy shield, and very pissed.
" You all bad! Buu make you all go BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" He roared as he exploded in a wave of energy.
" Aww, crap."
Pikkan angrily paced as they waited for daike to return.
" Little bastard! He has no idea what he's done."
" Don't you mean they?" asked matt.
" No. When they fused, not only did their bodies became one, but their minds, feels, personalities became one, like a whole new person and this person is too damn arrogant."
" Tell him that!" terriermon said as daike slowly flew down to the watch point; his clothes were ripped and burnt, his cheek was swollen, and his left eye was completely closed.
" How did you do?"
" He was a little too strong."
" Listen up cause I'm only gonna say this once; you never entire a fight arrogant. Never assumes you can win because assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups! You'll have to lose that if you ever want to stand a chance against him! Understand?"
" Uh-huh." He said as he un-fused back to the boys.
" Now go rest up. We'll try again later."
NEXT TIME: beelzemon couldn't do it. Max could do it. Daike could do it. So how will Susie stop buumon?
BIG PINK FUNNY GUY
MA: well, if you'll excuse me, gotta work on my comedy.
Later ficcers.
Max: I remember that. We couldn't get on for weeks.
MA: yeah but we're back. And ready to get back to business!
Ryo: what about me? I'm still beat up.
MA: oh sorry ryo. But we got you a nurse.
Ryo: some nurse. Her mustache is bigger than my dad's.
Max: too bad! Do the disclaimer!
Ryo: ma doesn't own digimon or dbz.
Nurse: 5:00. Time for your shot.
Ryo: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ma: on with the fic!
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
DAIKE IS BORN
" FU-SION HA!"
" Again!"
" FU-SION HA!"
" No! Again!"
The sounds of the routine rung through out the watch point as the boys tried to perfect the fusion technique after max and the others left. Meanwhile the remaining members were getting annoyed.
" Fusion ha! Fusion ha! Man if I hear one more 'fusion ha', I'm gonna snap!" said matt. He watched as keke, Henry, takato, and doc played old maid.
" Tell me about it. When took a nap a few hours ago, I dreamt that guilmon and terriermon fused." He said as the others laughed at the joke.
" Ok takato. Your turn." Announced doc. Rika stood behind the scientist as takato reached for a card from his hand. He then looked up to see rika's eyes move to the side repeatedly. Takato looked at her questionably as she moved her eyes more forcefully, signaling him to move his hand over but it seemed that he had no clue. Doc turned his head around to her but the red head simply looked away. He turned his head back to his hand while rika again attempted to signal her other half. Finally he picked a card only to have the joker.
" Aww, man!"
" Stupid gogglehead."
Keke then reached over and pulled a card from Henry's hand and smiled.
" I win again."
" HUH?!" they all said as she put her hand down.
" That's five in a row. How can she do that?" said doc defeated.
" Man Henry! That's embarrassing!" shot terriermon. Meanwhile the boys collapsed on the ground.
" Why are you stopping?" asked pikkan.
" We're tired p. we've been at it for since breakfast." Said tike.
" Yeah, can't we take a break?" asked David.
" Take a break?"
The sound of two huge booms echoed through out the building. At the top, both boys had huge bumps on their heads.
" YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU ARE ONE BEING! MAX MAY HAVE BEEN EASY ON YOU BUT THIS IS PIKKAN'S CAMP! NOW GET BACK TO WORK!"
" And you like what about him?" asked kara jeri as she stared at him.
" Alright we're ready." Said kibitomon. Max and shinmon returned from their little jaunt and now rejoined the others.
" Good. Are you ready tai?" asked shinmon.
" As ready as I'm gonna be."
" Alright, come with me." He said as Tai followed him to a small hill. Shinmon sat Indian style on the ground and Tai sat down in front of him.
" Ok, now what do I do now?"
" Simple: nothing. You must clear you mind and relax your body. No matter what you feel or hear, you must not move or speak or it will slow the process. Do you understand?"
" Yes."
" Now let's begin." With that, Tai closed his eyes while shinmon put his hands in front of him. Shortly, both began to glow an eerie light.
" Are they done?" asked max.
" No, ass. This isn't something as easy as that. The infinity factor is a great power that must be brought out slowly in a life time but since we don't have that kind of time, the master is speeding it up but it still will take time." Explained Russell.
" How long?" wondered BW.
" Could be 20 minutes, could be 20 hours. We don't know." Said jean.
" That long? Damn this! You guys watch this, I'm going to take a nap." Said max as he walked to a near by tree and laid down to nap.
" HE'S COMING! RUN!!!!"
A sea of digimon ran away in a mass as buumon walked toward them. Even the fearsome tyrannomon charged away from the child like digimon.
" Me am bored. Nothing to do. Hmm? Buu know what to he needs; a house." He laughed as he used his powers to stop and levitate a large group of digimon. With a flick of his antenna, he turned them into a mass of white marshmallow-like Goo. The clump slammed into the ground in front of the pink digimon.
" Now to clear some ground." he said as he inhaled and blew down the near by houses to the ground. Buumon smiled as he began to mold and shape the substance into his dream house. After an hour, buumon stepped back to admire his work.
" Ahhhh! All done." He said as he looked at the house, which was in the form of a puppy.
" Buu like puppies." He said as he entered. He begins to do all the things you would normally do in a house; eat dinner, brush his teeth and even going to the bathroom.
" Buu am tired." He said as the laid in his bed and went to sleep only to wake ten seconds later.
" Wow! Buu feel all refreshed. Wait a minute! Big hair said wait two days so I sleep one day and it was one other day left so that means........................today is the day!" he yelled as he rocketed out of the house.
" Oh boy! Buu have fun today!"
" FU-SION HA!"
" Good. Again."
" FU-SION HA!"
" Perfect! That's it! You've done it!"
" Alright!" the boys said as they danced around in victory.
" Now are you ready to try it for real?"
" Yes sir!"
" Good."
Kara got up and ran out to the others.
" I win again." Announced keke as she claimed victory over matt, TK, and sam.
" Damn! How many is that?" asked matt.
" 12 games." Sam answered.
" Who's next?" asked keke.
" No one. You beat everybody here." Said kenta.
" Even poor guardromon." Kazu said as he comforted his digimon who was weeping in the corner when kara came in.
" Hey guys! The boys are ready to do it!"
" Damn this! I want see what they fuse into." Said sam as they all followed her to the outside, in front of the building.
" I've been wondering; if they are going to be one being, what do we call him?" asked TK.
" Well, since he's tike and David, we can call him...umm...tivid?" wondered Kari.
" That kind of sucks if you ask me." Said takato.
" What I wanna know is if I can flirt with him? I mean, he'll be tike too so that's kind of incest, right?" asked kara.
" This is making my head hurt." Said guilmon.
" Join the club, boy." Spoke his tamer as they stopped where they were.
" Are we late?" asked Mimi.
" No. It's about to start." Said jeri as pikkan stood in front of them while the boys face everyone.
" Alright. Equalize your powers." Pikkan ordered as the boys began to power up.
" Ready." Said David.
" Good. Now begin."
The two took one last look at each other and began the technique.
FU-SION HA!
" What?"
As their fingers touch, both were bathed in a bright light as their forms intersected. As the light died, a single form became apparent; he wore small blue vest, white puffy pants, black shoes, blue cuffs around his ankles and a dark blue cloth belt. Everything looked good except for one thing; he was absolutely fat.
" That's what they fuse into?" said kazu, as everyone was too stunned to talk.
" Maybe he's fat for a reason." Said leomon.
" Maybe his body needs to be big to handle all that power, like buumon."
The fat fighter then began to run across the ground.
" Alright! Speed test." Remarked sam but his hope were dashed as he stopped after a few feet, completely out of breathe causing everyone to fall back. Pikkan walked up to the boy.
" I know what you did wrong; David's hands were closed when they should have been open. Understand?"
The boy nodded in acknowledgement.
" How do you feel?"
" I just wanna eat and sleep."
" Well?" asked matt.
" Well what?"
" Can't you un-fuse'em or something?"
" No, it doesn't work like that. Depending how much energy they use, the fusion lasts 30 minutes, no more, no less."
" So we gotta wait?" asked takato. His answer came in the form of pikkan sitting down on the ground.
30 minutes came and went as the boys were now ready do it again.
" Alright, begin."
FU-SION HA!
" Crap."
The two forms mixed and created a single being. The good news was he wasn't fat but the bad news was he was now old.
" Eww! He's older than my grandma." Said TK.
" 30 minute?" asked matt.
" 30 minutes."
The boys, after another 30 minutes, prepared to do the technique again.
" Ok, start."
The boys looked as each other and began.
FU-SION HA!
Nothing happened as the boys remained in the final position.
" Don't tell they got it wrong again?" said an irritated rika.
" No. They-they got it right."
As he said this, the boys' finger suddenly glowed and exploded in a blast of light.
" That was perfect! It's born!"
The light swallowed the entire watch point while the boy's arms, legs, and bodies became one. As it died, the group looked upon the perfect fused form of David and tike; his body was more muscular than the other forms, his hair stood in David's style but it had streaks of blonde in it and his eyes seemed to be a mix of red and brown. A confidant smirk was smeared his face as he tested his hand sped by punching the air.
" Unreal! It's like a tidal wave of power!" remarked sam.
" Wow! He looks more like tike than David." Said Mimi.
" Maybe in the hair but he's has tike's chin." Added Kari.
" That was perfect! Now wait another 30 minutes and we'll try this again, only you'll be ascendants." Pikkan said causing the fused fighter to stop.
" I don't think so." He said in both tike and David's voices.
" What?!"
" You see the way I see it, I've got enough power to beat buumon. I am the strongest one here."
" You little punk! You need more training!"
" No way! I'm strong enough now." He said as he floated into the sky.
" I'll be back after I kick buumon's big fat pink ass. Oh, by the way, call me daike." And with that, he flew off.
" Little bastard."
" This is boring!" buumon said as cockatricemon's ship sank below the sea and the port it was leaving was in ruins.
" Where am big hair?" he train of thought of was interrupted by a blast from behind him ripping a hole in his gut.
" Hey! If you're wondering who just blew a hole in you, turn around!"
The digimon did so only to find daike standing on the sinking ship.
" Who am you?"
" Who am I? I am the one who will beat you for good!"
Without warning, daike flew at buumon and began to rain a fury of punches over his entire body. He double kicked him in to the water and fired a large blast at where he landed. The water erupted into the sky as he smiled in triumph.
" Man! That was easier than I thought it would be! I'm kinda sorry I finished him so soon!"
Suddenly, to his surprise, the lower half of buu rose into the sky. As before, his top half regrows to normal.
" You mean boy! Buu hurt you bad!"
" Oooh! I'm so scared! Bring it on, pinky!"
Buumon dashed at him but daike shot up and away. Smiling, he didn't see buumon move above his and smash him in the face with his fist and kneed him in the gut. Buumon wrapped his arm around him and pounded away at him with his other arm.
" Buu no like mean boy! You go boom!" he said as he spun him around like a rag doll and threw him down into the seawall.
" Maybe fighting him now wasn't such a good idea." Daike groaned. The ground began to shake as to daike's surprise, a large squad of tankmon lined up on the shore.
" Alright boys! Let's take him out once and for all!" said the lead tankmon.
" No! Get out of here! He's too strong!"
" Alright! Fire!"
All the tankmon fired every weapon at the digimon, swallowing him in a ball of fire. Suddenly out of the flames, buumon shot up, unharmed thanks to his energy shield, and very pissed.
" You all bad! Buu make you all go BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" He roared as he exploded in a wave of energy.
" Aww, crap."
Pikkan angrily paced as they waited for daike to return.
" Little bastard! He has no idea what he's done."
" Don't you mean they?" asked matt.
" No. When they fused, not only did their bodies became one, but their minds, feels, personalities became one, like a whole new person and this person is too damn arrogant."
" Tell him that!" terriermon said as daike slowly flew down to the watch point; his clothes were ripped and burnt, his cheek was swollen, and his left eye was completely closed.
" How did you do?"
" He was a little too strong."
" Listen up cause I'm only gonna say this once; you never entire a fight arrogant. Never assumes you can win because assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups! You'll have to lose that if you ever want to stand a chance against him! Understand?"
" Uh-huh." He said as he un-fused back to the boys.
" Now go rest up. We'll try again later."
NEXT TIME: beelzemon couldn't do it. Max could do it. Daike could do it. So how will Susie stop buumon?
BIG PINK FUNNY GUY
MA: well, if you'll excuse me, gotta work on my comedy.
Later ficcers.