MA: hey peoples. Damn site went down again.
Max: you sound pissed.
MA: no duh!
Tai: man you're in a bad mood.
MA: I don't wanna talk about it.
Bw: come on dude. You can tell us.
MA: well......there's this girl I love and I can't love her like I want to.
Max: well what's the problem? (Whispers in his ear.) Oh man.
MA: tell me about it.
Max: look at it this way; keke and me are..... You know and look at us.
MA: maybe, maybe not. You do the disclaimer.
Max: ma doesn't own digimon or dbz.
MA: thanks. Now on with the fic.
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
BIG PINK FUNNY GUY
" Hurry up Lopmon!" Susie said as her digimon held on to her head as she ran to the playground. Her parents and the other tamers were meeting with yamaki and the monster makers to find out where their kids went again. Susie was allowed to go play since she was the only tamer left, save ryo.
" Susie, I don't think we should be playing right now. I mean, your brother is missing."
" Henry can take care of himself and he has terriermon. Now let's play."
Unknown to both of them was the fact the sky had taken a strange hue, like a dark green. Susie and Lopmon reached the playground as the wind began to blow hard.
" Susie, I don't like this."
" Me too. Let's go." The girl said as she picked up the digimon and started to walk away, but the wind formed around the playground, specifically the two. Suddenly, a greenish light opened in the sky and levitated them into the sky and disappeared. When they woke, the duo found themselves in a greenish land where one question popped into there heads?
" Where are we?"
" Now let's try this again." Said pikkan as the boys stood at attention.
" You're going to fuse again but this time as ascendants. You ready?"
" Yes." They both said.
" What's the point of this?" asked matt.
" If they can fuse while ascendants, logic states that daike will be one too and a 100 times more power." Answered sam as the boys powered up to ascendants.
" Equalize your powers. That's perfect! Stop! Now begin."
FU-SION HA!
The movements were perfect as, in a bright flash of light, the boys fused back into the arrogant fighter, daike who was now an ascendant.
" Now, you need training before you can fight buumon, right?" he asked as daike looked up at him. Pikkan looked into his eyes and could tell that he wants to fight but all he did was smile.
" Fine. I can do that,"
" Good. Now we train."
" I feel good. Like really light. I wonder how fast I am." He said as he turned to the edge of the watch point.
" Wait! What the hell?! Didn't I say not to fight yet!?"
" Who said I was gonna go fight? I just wanna see how face I am. Catch me if you can." He said as he took off.
" Damn it! You guys wait here!" he said as he went after him.
" This is gonna take a while. You guys want some to eat?" said kazu.
" WHOOOHOOOO!" yelled daike as he streaked across the sky, fully using his speed while pikkan, as fast as he was, struggled to keep pace.
Damn! I'm at full burn and he's still pulling away.
Soon, to his surprise, daike disappeared out of his view.
" Crap on a cracker! I can't keep up with him! But I know where he's going." Pikkan said as he took off in another direction to meet up with daike at the place he knows he can't help but go; buumon's house. Daike landed on a cliff over looking buumon's puppy shaped house with a grin.
" Ha! There it is. Pikkan doesn't know about me. He's never had such powers as I do and I know I can beat him. Now buumon, get ready for the ride of your life-huh?"
Suddenly, he glowed and, in a flash, reverted back to the two boys.
" What the?!" exclaimed tike.
" How did we get here?!" David said as he looked over to buumon's house.
" Fuck that! Let's get out of here!"
" You get no argument out of me!" with that, the boys took off as buumon stepped out of his house.
" Who there? No one. Buu am hearing things."
Tike and David flew back to the watch point and landed, out of breathe while pikkan stood over them.
" Well?"
" We didn't do so good?"
" How'd you know we'd come back here?" asked David.
" As much energy as you were burning out, I figured by the time you got to his house, you would have at least a minute and since daike likes to boost, I knew he wouldn't a chance to fight him."
" Are you mad?" asked tike.
" Not as much as last time. At least you didn't get beaten up. Now are you ready to......"
" Not so fast mister!"
Pikkan turned to the source of the voice, which was Kari.
" What now?"
" Those boys have been through enough today. They need rest and some food."
" You're right Kari. These are just kids, after all." Added Mimi.
" We don't have time for that. Every minute, buumon continues to reek havoc."
" All the more reason for them to rest a while." Said Kari. Jeri then gave pikkan a look that said ' please for me?' causing pikkan to sigh.
" Fine. Do what you need to do but as soon as your done, it's back to training."
" Alright!" they said as they ran into the building, followed by Kari, Mimi and kara. Jeri just smiled at pikkan, causing the alien digimon to blush as he walked to the building.
" You saw that?" said kazu to his partner.
" Who couldn't?"
" See what?" asked kenta.
" I knew jeri had a thing for 'Mr. Perfect' but I didn't know..."
" Finish that sentence and none of will ever thing of having kids." Pikkan said. The remaining males grabbed their groins.
" He wouldn't." said matt.
" He would, in a heart beat." Said sam.
" Jeri, I don't like to question your taste in men but you see what in him?" asked leomon as his tamer stared at pikkan.
" Where do you think we are Lopmon?" asked Susie as she and her digimon walked along a long and dusty trail.
" This feels like the digital world but different."
" Do you think Henry is here?"
" I don't know. Hey! Look! A house!"
" It looks like a puppy!" exclaimed the girl as the house in question came into view. Susie excellently ran to the house with Lopmon hot on here heels.
" Who do you think lives here?" asked Susie.
" I don't know but I don't like the looks of this."
Suddenly, buumon jumped out of the house and stuck out his large tongue at the duo. He stood back at them but instead of a look of fear, Susie had a confused look. That look was soon replaced but a wide smile as she clapped her hands. Buumon then stretched out his mouth and roared but the smiled on her face never left her while Lopmon didn't know what to think.
" You're funny, big pink funny guy." Susie said innocently.
" You not scared of buu? Why you not run?"
" Why would I run? You're funny."
" Excuse me but could you tell us where we are?" asked Lopmon.
" This am buu's house. Me am buumon."
" My name is Susie and this is Lopmon. We're lost. Can you help us?"
" You want buu's help?"
" I don't have any money but I do have candy."
" Candy?" buumon perked up as the girl took out a small bag of candies and offered him some. He reached in, took out a piece, and popped it in his mouth. He smiled as he chewed it readily.
" That tasty candy! Much better than candy made from digimon. You come in, yes?"
" Thank you!" said Susie as she and Lopmon entered the house.
" So why would people run from you buumon?" asked Lopmon.
" People always run from buu but buu no know why."
" You must get lonely." Said Susie
" It am ok. Buu like it here."
" But what about friends?"
" Fri-ends? What am friends?"
" You don't know what friends are?"
" No."
" A friend is someone to talk to, someone who likes you and cares about."
" Have you ever had friends?"
Lopmon's question got the gears of buumon's simple mind to work. He began to remember all the beings he has meet starting with the members of the circle to sorcerermon. Sorcerermon freed him but he doubted that the wizard digimon cared about him.
" Buu thought he had a friend but he was mean to buu so buu made him go boom."
" Well buumon, since you don't have friends, why don't we be your friends?"
" Yeah that's Susie."
" What buu have to do?"
" Just be nice and good."
" Really? WHOOOPPEEEE! BUU HAVE FRIENDS! BUU HAVE FRIENDS!"
Lopmon and Susie laughed as he danced around in glee. For hours after, Susie and Lopmon stayed with buumon as his guests. They ate together, played together and even bathe together as a familiar figure watched.
" Well ain't that a bitch?"
" Ain't what a bitch?" asked pikkan. Sims was watching over the side of the watch point while everyone else was eating or sleeping inside.
" Look."
Pikkan looked over to buumon's house to see buumon standing next to house as Susie and Lopmon picked flowers.
" Who's the girl?"
" Her name is Susie. The digimon is called Lopmon. She's Henry's little sister."
" His sister? But I thought this wasn't his world?"
" It isn't. She from his world."
" How?"
" Some how, the digimon is called Lopmon. She's Henry's little sister."
" His sister? But I thought this wasn't his world?"
" It isn't. She from his world."
" How?"
" Some how, the barriers between the worlds are breaking down."
" What is she doing?"
" It seems she has calmed down buumon."
" We'll see."
Buumon watched with a grin as the girl and her digimon play tag.
" This am fun! Much better than making digimon go boom."
" What did you say?"
" Me say this am better than making digimon go boom."
" You really didn't hurt other did you?" asked Susie.
" Yes. Why?"
" It's wrong to hurt others. It's makes people feel bad."
" Huh? Feel bad?"
" Well how would you feel if someone hurt us?" asked Lopmon
" I feel bad."
" So you know how it feels to others."
" Me understand now. Me promise not to hurt anymore." The pink digimon proclaimed to the relief of the two. Buumon laughed as he joined in the fun of tag, not knowing that a pair of eyes looking from above.
" Un-fucking-believable!" said pikkan in disbelief.
" Man this is a twist. Beelzemon couldn't beat him, max couldn't beat him, and daike couldn't beat but a little girl took down the greatest threat to all of creation."
" Don't breathe too soon, my friend! I think this is far from over."
Meanwhile, overlooking the house of the trio stood a ninjamon and a red veggiemon.
" There it is! You think we got a chance, ninjamon?"
" Don't worry, my friend. Before this day is over, buumon will be history."
" Me am tired." Said buumon as he, Lopmon, and Susie rested on his couch.
" Me too. Do you have anything to drink?" asked Susie.
" Yes, in fridge."
Susie skipped to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator to get a soda, not knowing that ninjamon had snuck into the kitchen window. Susie closed the door just into time to see him.
" Hi, Mr.digimon! Do you want some juice?"
" This is the fate of all those who serve him!"
" Lopmon?"
" Yes buumon?"
" Do you think buu sexy?"
" WHAT?!"
" Buu heard human girl call human boy sexy. So you think buu sexy?"
" Well, uhhh........."
Before she could answer, a blood-curdling scream filled the house.
" That was Susie!"
Buumon ran to the kitchen in time to see the young girl, on the floor, in a pool of her own blood. Buumon was speechless as Lopmon came up.
" SSSUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIEEE!"
Ninjamon ran out of the room as the two digimon ran to her side. They turned her over to see a large ninja star in her side, which he removed. Susie was lifeless as she began to cry.
" Susie, I'm sorry. I've failed you."
Buumon then put his hands on the girl and, using his powers, healed the girl. Susie opened her eyes and grinned as she and Lopmon hugged.
" Thank you buumon. I......" Lopmon didn't finish as a look crossed buumon's face. For the first time in his life, buumon was pissed. His face had lost its innocent feature and instead, was a look of pure rage.
" SUSIE, LOPMON, YOU NEED TO GO! FAR AWAY!"
" Buumon what's..."
" NOW!!!!!"
The duo did as he said as he grabbed his head in pain. Lopmon and Susie looked in the window to see their friend on the floor.
" GOOOOOOO!"
They ran ever father away from the house. Then, in one big burst, he lost it; steam exploded from his head and arms, blowing up his house and flowing into the sky. Buumon relaxed as he seemed better but as he looked up, his angry face returned as the clouds of steam began to swirl. Soon arms and legs began to form and to everyone's surprise, another buumon was created but this one was very different from the first; he still wore the some out fit as buumon but he was skinny and a dark gray color. Plus, unlike the child-like appearance of the first one, this one looked very evil. Ninjamon had made halfway up the cliff when the thin buumon caught sight of him. He flew to him and without warning, fired a blast the digimon and deleted him. He then turned his attention to his first and landed in his face. The two digimon showed an instant dislike of each other and it would soon come to blows.
NEXT TIME: it's buumon against buumon but the outcome of this battle would change the face of the conflict.
EVIL'S PERFECTION
Max: ma is still depressed about you know and if you guys can help...
Keke: shut up, max! This is private! He's already sad about it.
Max: ok, damn. I'm trying to help.
Right here ma would say
LATER FICCERS!
Max: you sound pissed.
MA: no duh!
Tai: man you're in a bad mood.
MA: I don't wanna talk about it.
Bw: come on dude. You can tell us.
MA: well......there's this girl I love and I can't love her like I want to.
Max: well what's the problem? (Whispers in his ear.) Oh man.
MA: tell me about it.
Max: look at it this way; keke and me are..... You know and look at us.
MA: maybe, maybe not. You do the disclaimer.
Max: ma doesn't own digimon or dbz.
MA: thanks. Now on with the fic.
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
BIG PINK FUNNY GUY
" Hurry up Lopmon!" Susie said as her digimon held on to her head as she ran to the playground. Her parents and the other tamers were meeting with yamaki and the monster makers to find out where their kids went again. Susie was allowed to go play since she was the only tamer left, save ryo.
" Susie, I don't think we should be playing right now. I mean, your brother is missing."
" Henry can take care of himself and he has terriermon. Now let's play."
Unknown to both of them was the fact the sky had taken a strange hue, like a dark green. Susie and Lopmon reached the playground as the wind began to blow hard.
" Susie, I don't like this."
" Me too. Let's go." The girl said as she picked up the digimon and started to walk away, but the wind formed around the playground, specifically the two. Suddenly, a greenish light opened in the sky and levitated them into the sky and disappeared. When they woke, the duo found themselves in a greenish land where one question popped into there heads?
" Where are we?"
" Now let's try this again." Said pikkan as the boys stood at attention.
" You're going to fuse again but this time as ascendants. You ready?"
" Yes." They both said.
" What's the point of this?" asked matt.
" If they can fuse while ascendants, logic states that daike will be one too and a 100 times more power." Answered sam as the boys powered up to ascendants.
" Equalize your powers. That's perfect! Stop! Now begin."
FU-SION HA!
The movements were perfect as, in a bright flash of light, the boys fused back into the arrogant fighter, daike who was now an ascendant.
" Now, you need training before you can fight buumon, right?" he asked as daike looked up at him. Pikkan looked into his eyes and could tell that he wants to fight but all he did was smile.
" Fine. I can do that,"
" Good. Now we train."
" I feel good. Like really light. I wonder how fast I am." He said as he turned to the edge of the watch point.
" Wait! What the hell?! Didn't I say not to fight yet!?"
" Who said I was gonna go fight? I just wanna see how face I am. Catch me if you can." He said as he took off.
" Damn it! You guys wait here!" he said as he went after him.
" This is gonna take a while. You guys want some to eat?" said kazu.
" WHOOOHOOOO!" yelled daike as he streaked across the sky, fully using his speed while pikkan, as fast as he was, struggled to keep pace.
Damn! I'm at full burn and he's still pulling away.
Soon, to his surprise, daike disappeared out of his view.
" Crap on a cracker! I can't keep up with him! But I know where he's going." Pikkan said as he took off in another direction to meet up with daike at the place he knows he can't help but go; buumon's house. Daike landed on a cliff over looking buumon's puppy shaped house with a grin.
" Ha! There it is. Pikkan doesn't know about me. He's never had such powers as I do and I know I can beat him. Now buumon, get ready for the ride of your life-huh?"
Suddenly, he glowed and, in a flash, reverted back to the two boys.
" What the?!" exclaimed tike.
" How did we get here?!" David said as he looked over to buumon's house.
" Fuck that! Let's get out of here!"
" You get no argument out of me!" with that, the boys took off as buumon stepped out of his house.
" Who there? No one. Buu am hearing things."
Tike and David flew back to the watch point and landed, out of breathe while pikkan stood over them.
" Well?"
" We didn't do so good?"
" How'd you know we'd come back here?" asked David.
" As much energy as you were burning out, I figured by the time you got to his house, you would have at least a minute and since daike likes to boost, I knew he wouldn't a chance to fight him."
" Are you mad?" asked tike.
" Not as much as last time. At least you didn't get beaten up. Now are you ready to......"
" Not so fast mister!"
Pikkan turned to the source of the voice, which was Kari.
" What now?"
" Those boys have been through enough today. They need rest and some food."
" You're right Kari. These are just kids, after all." Added Mimi.
" We don't have time for that. Every minute, buumon continues to reek havoc."
" All the more reason for them to rest a while." Said Kari. Jeri then gave pikkan a look that said ' please for me?' causing pikkan to sigh.
" Fine. Do what you need to do but as soon as your done, it's back to training."
" Alright!" they said as they ran into the building, followed by Kari, Mimi and kara. Jeri just smiled at pikkan, causing the alien digimon to blush as he walked to the building.
" You saw that?" said kazu to his partner.
" Who couldn't?"
" See what?" asked kenta.
" I knew jeri had a thing for 'Mr. Perfect' but I didn't know..."
" Finish that sentence and none of will ever thing of having kids." Pikkan said. The remaining males grabbed their groins.
" He wouldn't." said matt.
" He would, in a heart beat." Said sam.
" Jeri, I don't like to question your taste in men but you see what in him?" asked leomon as his tamer stared at pikkan.
" Where do you think we are Lopmon?" asked Susie as she and her digimon walked along a long and dusty trail.
" This feels like the digital world but different."
" Do you think Henry is here?"
" I don't know. Hey! Look! A house!"
" It looks like a puppy!" exclaimed the girl as the house in question came into view. Susie excellently ran to the house with Lopmon hot on here heels.
" Who do you think lives here?" asked Susie.
" I don't know but I don't like the looks of this."
Suddenly, buumon jumped out of the house and stuck out his large tongue at the duo. He stood back at them but instead of a look of fear, Susie had a confused look. That look was soon replaced but a wide smile as she clapped her hands. Buumon then stretched out his mouth and roared but the smiled on her face never left her while Lopmon didn't know what to think.
" You're funny, big pink funny guy." Susie said innocently.
" You not scared of buu? Why you not run?"
" Why would I run? You're funny."
" Excuse me but could you tell us where we are?" asked Lopmon.
" This am buu's house. Me am buumon."
" My name is Susie and this is Lopmon. We're lost. Can you help us?"
" You want buu's help?"
" I don't have any money but I do have candy."
" Candy?" buumon perked up as the girl took out a small bag of candies and offered him some. He reached in, took out a piece, and popped it in his mouth. He smiled as he chewed it readily.
" That tasty candy! Much better than candy made from digimon. You come in, yes?"
" Thank you!" said Susie as she and Lopmon entered the house.
" So why would people run from you buumon?" asked Lopmon.
" People always run from buu but buu no know why."
" You must get lonely." Said Susie
" It am ok. Buu like it here."
" But what about friends?"
" Fri-ends? What am friends?"
" You don't know what friends are?"
" No."
" A friend is someone to talk to, someone who likes you and cares about."
" Have you ever had friends?"
Lopmon's question got the gears of buumon's simple mind to work. He began to remember all the beings he has meet starting with the members of the circle to sorcerermon. Sorcerermon freed him but he doubted that the wizard digimon cared about him.
" Buu thought he had a friend but he was mean to buu so buu made him go boom."
" Well buumon, since you don't have friends, why don't we be your friends?"
" Yeah that's Susie."
" What buu have to do?"
" Just be nice and good."
" Really? WHOOOPPEEEE! BUU HAVE FRIENDS! BUU HAVE FRIENDS!"
Lopmon and Susie laughed as he danced around in glee. For hours after, Susie and Lopmon stayed with buumon as his guests. They ate together, played together and even bathe together as a familiar figure watched.
" Well ain't that a bitch?"
" Ain't what a bitch?" asked pikkan. Sims was watching over the side of the watch point while everyone else was eating or sleeping inside.
" Look."
Pikkan looked over to buumon's house to see buumon standing next to house as Susie and Lopmon picked flowers.
" Who's the girl?"
" Her name is Susie. The digimon is called Lopmon. She's Henry's little sister."
" His sister? But I thought this wasn't his world?"
" It isn't. She from his world."
" How?"
" Some how, the digimon is called Lopmon. She's Henry's little sister."
" His sister? But I thought this wasn't his world?"
" It isn't. She from his world."
" How?"
" Some how, the barriers between the worlds are breaking down."
" What is she doing?"
" It seems she has calmed down buumon."
" We'll see."
Buumon watched with a grin as the girl and her digimon play tag.
" This am fun! Much better than making digimon go boom."
" What did you say?"
" Me say this am better than making digimon go boom."
" You really didn't hurt other did you?" asked Susie.
" Yes. Why?"
" It's wrong to hurt others. It's makes people feel bad."
" Huh? Feel bad?"
" Well how would you feel if someone hurt us?" asked Lopmon
" I feel bad."
" So you know how it feels to others."
" Me understand now. Me promise not to hurt anymore." The pink digimon proclaimed to the relief of the two. Buumon laughed as he joined in the fun of tag, not knowing that a pair of eyes looking from above.
" Un-fucking-believable!" said pikkan in disbelief.
" Man this is a twist. Beelzemon couldn't beat him, max couldn't beat him, and daike couldn't beat but a little girl took down the greatest threat to all of creation."
" Don't breathe too soon, my friend! I think this is far from over."
Meanwhile, overlooking the house of the trio stood a ninjamon and a red veggiemon.
" There it is! You think we got a chance, ninjamon?"
" Don't worry, my friend. Before this day is over, buumon will be history."
" Me am tired." Said buumon as he, Lopmon, and Susie rested on his couch.
" Me too. Do you have anything to drink?" asked Susie.
" Yes, in fridge."
Susie skipped to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator to get a soda, not knowing that ninjamon had snuck into the kitchen window. Susie closed the door just into time to see him.
" Hi, Mr.digimon! Do you want some juice?"
" This is the fate of all those who serve him!"
" Lopmon?"
" Yes buumon?"
" Do you think buu sexy?"
" WHAT?!"
" Buu heard human girl call human boy sexy. So you think buu sexy?"
" Well, uhhh........."
Before she could answer, a blood-curdling scream filled the house.
" That was Susie!"
Buumon ran to the kitchen in time to see the young girl, on the floor, in a pool of her own blood. Buumon was speechless as Lopmon came up.
" SSSUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIEEE!"
Ninjamon ran out of the room as the two digimon ran to her side. They turned her over to see a large ninja star in her side, which he removed. Susie was lifeless as she began to cry.
" Susie, I'm sorry. I've failed you."
Buumon then put his hands on the girl and, using his powers, healed the girl. Susie opened her eyes and grinned as she and Lopmon hugged.
" Thank you buumon. I......" Lopmon didn't finish as a look crossed buumon's face. For the first time in his life, buumon was pissed. His face had lost its innocent feature and instead, was a look of pure rage.
" SUSIE, LOPMON, YOU NEED TO GO! FAR AWAY!"
" Buumon what's..."
" NOW!!!!!"
The duo did as he said as he grabbed his head in pain. Lopmon and Susie looked in the window to see their friend on the floor.
" GOOOOOOO!"
They ran ever father away from the house. Then, in one big burst, he lost it; steam exploded from his head and arms, blowing up his house and flowing into the sky. Buumon relaxed as he seemed better but as he looked up, his angry face returned as the clouds of steam began to swirl. Soon arms and legs began to form and to everyone's surprise, another buumon was created but this one was very different from the first; he still wore the some out fit as buumon but he was skinny and a dark gray color. Plus, unlike the child-like appearance of the first one, this one looked very evil. Ninjamon had made halfway up the cliff when the thin buumon caught sight of him. He flew to him and without warning, fired a blast the digimon and deleted him. He then turned his attention to his first and landed in his face. The two digimon showed an instant dislike of each other and it would soon come to blows.
NEXT TIME: it's buumon against buumon but the outcome of this battle would change the face of the conflict.
EVIL'S PERFECTION
Max: ma is still depressed about you know and if you guys can help...
Keke: shut up, max! This is private! He's already sad about it.
Max: ok, damn. I'm trying to help.
Right here ma would say
LATER FICCERS!