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This is more of a C+M episode, since we all know that they're the greatest. And it's not that funny. But please review this & the other 3 episodes... b/c I love your feedback! Thanks.
THE ONE WHERE THEY TELL...
[Monica & Chandler's. The two of them are sitting on a couch.]
Chandler: I can't believe I'm going to be a daddy!
Monica: I know!
Chandler: So, you think we should tell them? [Monica gives him a confused look] Y'know, the gang.
Monica: Yeah, I mean, they'll know sooner or later.
Chandler: I wonder what they'll say...
[OPENING CREDITS]
Monica: I mean, they've thought that I was pregnant before, so I doubt it would be such a surprise.
Chandler: Yeah... I remember that...
[Flashback to The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel (Season 6), when Chandler & Monica are telling their friends that they're moving in together...]
[Monica & Rachel's Place. Chandler, Monica and Joey are there.]
Monica: Joey, we have something to tell you.
Joey: Oh my God! You're pregnant!
[later that day... Central Perk. Phoebe's on the couch while Monica enters.]
Monica: Hey Pheebs!
Phoebe: Hey!
Monica: Hey, have you seen Rachel?
Phoebe: No, why?
Monica: I have some pretty exciting news!
Phoebe: (gasps) You're pregnant!
Monica: No! Chandler and I are moving in together!
Phoebe: Ooh! That's good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
[Even later that day... Monica & Rachel's. The two of them are there]
Monica: Rach, there's something uh, important I have to tell you.
Rachel: (gasps) Are you pregnant?!
Monica: No! But, I'm throwing this shirt away!
[Back to present.]
Chandler: Can you believe that they thought you were having a baby?
Monica: Um, I am having a baby.
Chandler: Now you are. By the way, did you ever throw that shirt out?
Monica: No, why?
Chandler: I think you should wear it today when you tell them.
Monica: Actually, that wasn't exactly the time I was thinking of.
Chandler: Then what was?
[Flashback to The One With Chandler & Monica's Wedding (Season 7 Finale)]
[Phoebe & Rachel are in Monica's bathroom. Phoebe's sitting on the toilet looking through the garbage for tissues.]
Phoebe: Oh here's a whole bunch.
Rachel: Oh, I mean she's gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, "Oh that poor girl." Y'know? Then she'll have to come back here and live all alone.
Phoebe: (finding something interesting in the trash can) Oh my God!
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it's positive. Monica's pregnant. (Rachel covers her mouth.) So I guess she won't be totally alone.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Phoebe: I know! Monica's gonna have a baby! Hey, can this count as her something new?
Rachel: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Hey, do you think this is why Chandler took off?
Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
Phoebe: Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And I'm still holding this. (She throws the test back into the trash.)
[The next day in the hotel. Chandler's smoking a cigarette & hears Phoebe & Rachel coming... runs into the Ice room.]
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wait! Maybe, maybe you're overreacting! You do that y'know.
Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, y'know. I mean there's no way Joey's gonna make it in time. So I'm gonna go through the hotel and see if there's any other weddings going on.
Phoebe: Okay. Oh but don't tell them Monica's pregnant because they frown on that.
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: Okay.
(They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and he's so shocked that his cigarette is hanging from his lip.)
(Later... in the hallway. Ross & Phoebe have found Chandler.)
Ross: Then where the hell have you been?!
Chandler: I know about Monica.
Phoebe: You know?!
Ross: What?
Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
Ross: What?! What?! Talking about what?!
Chandler: You don't know?
Ross: Know what-If somebody doesn't tell me what's going on right now. Phoebe: What? You'll hi-ya?
Chandler: Monica's pregnant.
Ross: Oh my God. Oh my God!
[Wedding after the vows. Monica & Chandler kiss.]
Chandler: (To Monica) I love you. And I know about the baby.
Monica: What baby?
Chandler: Our baby.
Monica: We have a baby?
Chandler: Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the trash.
Monica: I didn't take a pregnancy test.
Chandler: Then.who did?
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
Phoebe: Oh and they're gonna have a baby.
Rachel: Uh-huh.
(The camera zooms in on Rachel who has a very worried and frightened look on her face and she slowly takes a deep breath.)
[End Flashback.]
[Commercial.]
Monica: I can't believe you thought I was pregnant.
Chandler: I can't believe I pulled so many Chandlers that day.
Monica: Okay, now we gotta tell them.
[As they get up, the rest of the gang comes in.]
Rachel: What? What? What?
Chandler: Huh?
Phoebe: What are you going to tell us?
Monica: Why don't you all sit down.
Rachel: Omigod! You're getting divorced!
Chandler: They're always one step ahead of the game. [Recieves an icy glare from Monica.] No... actually...
Monica: WE'RE HAVING A BABY!
Ross: Oh... oh... that's awesome!
Monica: I KNOW!
Chandler: Monica, we don't want everyone hear to go deaf.
Monica: Anyways, the sonogram's on Monday. So we can have a movie night that evening... y'know, watch the sonogram, eat some food.
Joey: There's food? Oh, I'm there.
Rachel: I can bring over Candy & Cookie?
Monica: Uh... NO!
Ross: My little sister! Ooooh! I have to go call Mom & Dad! [Exits. Rachel follows after him.]
Joey: I'm hungry... see ya, guys. [Leaves.]
Phoebe: I think I'm going to leave you two lovebirds alone. Adios. [Exits.]
Chandler: You see, it wasn't that hard.
[End Credits.]
[Flashback to The One With the Birth (Season 1).]
(Hospital. A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)
Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Chandler: You'll get one.
Monica: Oh yeah? When?
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: No, no, no.
Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
Chandler: (trapped) Uh, uh.
Monica: Well?
Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! (throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in)
[End.]
*Thanks to The Complete Friends Script Index (www.thecfsi.com) for all the Flashback material*
This is more of a C+M episode, since we all know that they're the greatest. And it's not that funny. But please review this & the other 3 episodes... b/c I love your feedback! Thanks.
THE ONE WHERE THEY TELL...
[Monica & Chandler's. The two of them are sitting on a couch.]
Chandler: I can't believe I'm going to be a daddy!
Monica: I know!
Chandler: So, you think we should tell them? [Monica gives him a confused look] Y'know, the gang.
Monica: Yeah, I mean, they'll know sooner or later.
Chandler: I wonder what they'll say...
[OPENING CREDITS]
Monica: I mean, they've thought that I was pregnant before, so I doubt it would be such a surprise.
Chandler: Yeah... I remember that...
[Flashback to The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel (Season 6), when Chandler & Monica are telling their friends that they're moving in together...]
[Monica & Rachel's Place. Chandler, Monica and Joey are there.]
Monica: Joey, we have something to tell you.
Joey: Oh my God! You're pregnant!
[later that day... Central Perk. Phoebe's on the couch while Monica enters.]
Monica: Hey Pheebs!
Phoebe: Hey!
Monica: Hey, have you seen Rachel?
Phoebe: No, why?
Monica: I have some pretty exciting news!
Phoebe: (gasps) You're pregnant!
Monica: No! Chandler and I are moving in together!
Phoebe: Ooh! That's good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
[Even later that day... Monica & Rachel's. The two of them are there]
Monica: Rach, there's something uh, important I have to tell you.
Rachel: (gasps) Are you pregnant?!
Monica: No! But, I'm throwing this shirt away!
[Back to present.]
Chandler: Can you believe that they thought you were having a baby?
Monica: Um, I am having a baby.
Chandler: Now you are. By the way, did you ever throw that shirt out?
Monica: No, why?
Chandler: I think you should wear it today when you tell them.
Monica: Actually, that wasn't exactly the time I was thinking of.
Chandler: Then what was?
[Flashback to The One With Chandler & Monica's Wedding (Season 7 Finale)]
[Phoebe & Rachel are in Monica's bathroom. Phoebe's sitting on the toilet looking through the garbage for tissues.]
Phoebe: Oh here's a whole bunch.
Rachel: Oh, I mean she's gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, "Oh that poor girl." Y'know? Then she'll have to come back here and live all alone.
Phoebe: (finding something interesting in the trash can) Oh my God!
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it's positive. Monica's pregnant. (Rachel covers her mouth.) So I guess she won't be totally alone.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Phoebe: I know! Monica's gonna have a baby! Hey, can this count as her something new?
Rachel: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Hey, do you think this is why Chandler took off?
Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
Phoebe: Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And I'm still holding this. (She throws the test back into the trash.)
[The next day in the hotel. Chandler's smoking a cigarette & hears Phoebe & Rachel coming... runs into the Ice room.]
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wait! Maybe, maybe you're overreacting! You do that y'know.
Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, y'know. I mean there's no way Joey's gonna make it in time. So I'm gonna go through the hotel and see if there's any other weddings going on.
Phoebe: Okay. Oh but don't tell them Monica's pregnant because they frown on that.
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: Okay.
(They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and he's so shocked that his cigarette is hanging from his lip.)
(Later... in the hallway. Ross & Phoebe have found Chandler.)
Ross: Then where the hell have you been?!
Chandler: I know about Monica.
Phoebe: You know?!
Ross: What?
Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
Ross: What?! What?! Talking about what?!
Chandler: You don't know?
Ross: Know what-If somebody doesn't tell me what's going on right now. Phoebe: What? You'll hi-ya?
Chandler: Monica's pregnant.
Ross: Oh my God. Oh my God!
[Wedding after the vows. Monica & Chandler kiss.]
Chandler: (To Monica) I love you. And I know about the baby.
Monica: What baby?
Chandler: Our baby.
Monica: We have a baby?
Chandler: Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the trash.
Monica: I didn't take a pregnancy test.
Chandler: Then.who did?
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
Phoebe: Oh and they're gonna have a baby.
Rachel: Uh-huh.
(The camera zooms in on Rachel who has a very worried and frightened look on her face and she slowly takes a deep breath.)
[End Flashback.]
[Commercial.]
Monica: I can't believe you thought I was pregnant.
Chandler: I can't believe I pulled so many Chandlers that day.
Monica: Okay, now we gotta tell them.
[As they get up, the rest of the gang comes in.]
Rachel: What? What? What?
Chandler: Huh?
Phoebe: What are you going to tell us?
Monica: Why don't you all sit down.
Rachel: Omigod! You're getting divorced!
Chandler: They're always one step ahead of the game. [Recieves an icy glare from Monica.] No... actually...
Monica: WE'RE HAVING A BABY!
Ross: Oh... oh... that's awesome!
Monica: I KNOW!
Chandler: Monica, we don't want everyone hear to go deaf.
Monica: Anyways, the sonogram's on Monday. So we can have a movie night that evening... y'know, watch the sonogram, eat some food.
Joey: There's food? Oh, I'm there.
Rachel: I can bring over Candy & Cookie?
Monica: Uh... NO!
Ross: My little sister! Ooooh! I have to go call Mom & Dad! [Exits. Rachel follows after him.]
Joey: I'm hungry... see ya, guys. [Leaves.]
Phoebe: I think I'm going to leave you two lovebirds alone. Adios. [Exits.]
Chandler: You see, it wasn't that hard.
[End Credits.]
[Flashback to The One With the Birth (Season 1).]
(Hospital. A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins.)
Phoebe: Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Chandler: You'll get one.
Monica: Oh yeah? When?
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: No, no, no.
Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
Chandler: (trapped) Uh, uh.
Monica: Well?
Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! (throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in)
[End.]
*Thanks to The Complete Friends Script Index (www.thecfsi.com) for all the Flashback material*