MA: hey peoples. I'm back to normal.
Max: nice to have you back, man.
Ryo: I'm back as well.
Rika: oh great. The jackass is back.
Ryo: you know you like me.
MA: sorry ryo but you must pay.
Ryo: I thought I already paid.
MA: well you see, while I was ill I say the season finale of digimon and heard what you said.
Ryo: I know. The digimon king.
MA: no, not that.
Ryo: what then?
MA: pumpkin.
(Everyone groans.)
Takato: you called my rika pumpkin?
Ryo: kinda.
(Takato lunged for him but the boys hold him back."
Tai: hold on kid!
Matt: yeah, if ma brought it up, he gonna make him pay.
MA: yep and I have a good one for you.
Ryo: what? You gonna sick the wrestlers on me?
MA: no. Just one. ('Invasion' begins to play.)
Ryo: no. No! NO! NOT HIM! ANYBODY BUT HIM!
MA: yes, ryo. You will spend an hour with the most feared wrestler on the face of the earth, the man who has had over 176 victories without a single loss, the man who beat the crap out of the N.W.O. at the high of their power, the man who destroyed a limo with his bare hands, the man who jack hammered the big show, the man they call........................Goldberg!
(Goldberg enters roaring and doing his pre-match routine.)
MA: mind doing the disclaimer?
Ryo: ma doesn't own digimon or dbz. Help me!
Goldberg: ryo, YOU'RE NEXT!
(Ryo pisses and craps his pants as Goldberg comes over.)
Takato: good luck, ryo. You'll need it.
Rika: see you later, pumpkin.
MA: see ya. On with the fic.
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
PLAY FOR TIME
The boys, as well as the girls who were watching for the building, barely moved as the evil digimon landed in front of them with a sick smile on his face. No one moved, no one said a word, no one even breathed as not to provoke the pink engine of destruction. Rika slowly pulled out he d-vice as his picture came up.
DA: majin buumon; buumon's champion level.
" Well?" asked Mimi.
" That's all it says about him."
" Aww, shit!" said kara, which summed up what everyone thought.
Meanwhile pikkan was at the head of the group as matt came up from behind him.
" What do we do now?" he asked.
" All I know is what not to do, and that's attack. If we do attack, it'll just give him a reason to kill us."
" What's stopping him?" asked Henry.
" Don't know and I don't wanna know."
Majin buumon then crossed his arms and began to crack his neck repeatedly when spoke.
" Produce." He said in a voice very different from his original form. Gone was his innocent look and speech. His voice was deep and dripping with evil.
" What did you say?" asked pikkan.
" Produce."
" Produce? Produce what?" takato wondered.
" PRODUCE!!!!!" he roared in anger as he brought up a high wind picked up, nearly blowing them off the watch point.
" Wait! Wait! Don't be angry! Just tell us what you mean!" pikkan said as he tried to calm him down.
" Produce the warrior."
" What warrior?" asked kazu.
" The one with the big hair said that there would be a really strong warrior that I could fight. Bring him out!"
" But max said that he would be ready in two days! It's only been one!" explained pikkan.
" But I am here now. Produce the warrior."
" He's not ready. We have to prepare him."
" I am tried of waiting."
" But..................there still more digimon on the planet for you to play with."
Everyone gasped at the remark pikkan just made. Majin buumon glared at him as he cracked his neck in thought. He then began to slowly walk around the edge of the watchpoint, looking down at the planet, counting how many digimon are left.
" Pikkan why the hell did you do that?! You know there are only a few digimon left!" said TK.
" It's the only opinion I had left for my plan."
" What plan?"
" Takato, come here."
" Yeah?" he asked as he comes over.
" Where are the boys?"
" They're sleeping upstairs."
" Good. I want you to go wake them up and tell them to meet me in the top floor but do it quietly. I don't want him to know about them. Now go!"
" Right."
Takato cautiously walked toward the building, stopping ever so often to avoid the gaze of majin buumon who was still walking. Takato ran into the building and straight for the room where tike and David slept. Majin buumon walked slowly as everyone watched.
" What do you think, renamon?" asked rika.
" I've faced a lot of opponents but I never felt fear like this."
" But you're not afraid of anything."
" I know."
" I think I like the old buumon better." Said kara.
" I agree with you on that one." said Kari.
" Where's max and tai? What are they doing that's taking so long?" wondered sora.
" Whatever it is, they better hurry and get done with it before he gets mad." Said keke.
After ten minutes, majin buumon completed his trek around the watch point and stood among the boys.
" So you see, there are still some digimon left for you to play so what do you say."
" Yes. There are some digimon left but not for long." He said as he raised his hand into the air. Suddenly a pink aura surrounded him as he began to power up.
PLANET DESTRUCTION ATTACK
Saying this, he fired a massive blast of energy into the air. The blast send split into numerous separate beams that rained down on the planet. In the land of the geckomon, the digimon looked up in time to see the beams come down but before they could do anything, every one of the beams impaled them. All over the digital world, all the surviving digimon were being killed by that single attack. Susie and Lopmon watched the beam whiz pass them.
" Lopmon, what's going on?"
" I don't know but I think buumon is behind it! Just stay down!"
The group was helpless as majin buumon continued to fire when, just as suddenly as he began, he stopped.
" It's done." He said as he lowered his arm while Sims fell to his knee, shuddering in a cold sweat.
" Sims, what is it? What do you sense?" asked TK.
" Nothing. I sense nothing from the planet. In that one attack, he wiped out every digimon on the face of the planet."
All the digidestined were stunned and gasped as they heard the result of majin buumon's attack. The girls lose control as they began to cry while the boys growled in shock and anger as the evil digimon giggle at what he did.
" There are no more digimon to play with. Now produce the warrior!"
" You kill our digimon! I outta..." yelled an angered izzy when pikkan held him back.
" Fine. You win. We will bring him out but you will have to wait until he is prepared."
" Again?!"
" We have to get him ready. Look, you're looking for a good fight so let us get him ready. If you fight him now, you won't get a good battle so you have to wait an hour."
" What is it? How long is an hour?"
Pikkan looked at Simms, getting him off his knees and, using his powers, produced an hourglass.
" When the sand goes from the top of the glass to the bottom, an hour will have passed." Explained Simms.
" No! It's still to long!" he roared.
" What's the matter? Killing all the digimon wasn't enough for you?! Can't you wait an hour?!" said Henry. Majin buumon scowled at him and pointed a finger at him.
" No wait! Majin buumon, that boy? His name is Henry; he's Susie's older brother!" said pikkan. Majin buumon looked at the boy and terriermon, who reminded him of Lopmon. His scowl disappeared as he lowered his finger.
" Fine. I will wait the hour but if he is not ready, I will kill you all."
" Come on you two! Get up! Move!" takato ordered as the boys slowly marched to the top of the building, both obviously still sleepy.
" Can't this wait? I was having a good dream about kara."
" Hey! That's my sister!" tike growled as David laughed.
Meanwhile, everyone watched as majin buumon was squatted in from of the hourglass, watching the sands fall. Henry took this opportunity to asked pikkan a question.
" Pikkan?"
" Yes?"
" When majin buumon was gonna blast me, you mentioned my sister. What has she got to do with this?"
" While you were inside, somehow through a rift in the barriers of the digital world, she and Lopmon were transported to this world. When they encountered buumon, they treated him like a regular digimon, not an engine of destruction. They offered to be his friend and for the first time in his life, buumon knew true friendship. He had friends who cared about him. Then some overzealous digimon decided to end the threat of buumon for good by killing him. A ninjamon thought Susie was his partner and hit her with a star."
" Oh my god! She isn't......"
" No. Buumon healed her but thanks to that attack, his anger was pushed to its limit and he lost it. All his rage, and evil was ejected from his body and form another buumon, an evil one. The two battled but the evil one won by turning him into chocolate and eating him. The added power from his good side allowed him to digivolve to this form. He destroyed the digimon that he hated but he didn't destroy Susie and Lopmon. A part of him still remembers his only friends and he didn't do it."
" Wow! Do you think we can use against him?" asked terriermon.
" No. If those two aren't done in the hour, he can and will kill us."
NEXT TIME: tike and David begin training and are running out of time.
TIME'S UP
MA: like it. Well as for ryo...
(A high pitch scream is coming from the room.)
Rika: I didn't know that there was a woman in there.
Takato: that's not a woman. That's ryo.
Max: ouch!
Goldberg: come back here, bitch!
Ryo: MOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY!
LATER FICCERS!
Max: nice to have you back, man.
Ryo: I'm back as well.
Rika: oh great. The jackass is back.
Ryo: you know you like me.
MA: sorry ryo but you must pay.
Ryo: I thought I already paid.
MA: well you see, while I was ill I say the season finale of digimon and heard what you said.
Ryo: I know. The digimon king.
MA: no, not that.
Ryo: what then?
MA: pumpkin.
(Everyone groans.)
Takato: you called my rika pumpkin?
Ryo: kinda.
(Takato lunged for him but the boys hold him back."
Tai: hold on kid!
Matt: yeah, if ma brought it up, he gonna make him pay.
MA: yep and I have a good one for you.
Ryo: what? You gonna sick the wrestlers on me?
MA: no. Just one. ('Invasion' begins to play.)
Ryo: no. No! NO! NOT HIM! ANYBODY BUT HIM!
MA: yes, ryo. You will spend an hour with the most feared wrestler on the face of the earth, the man who has had over 176 victories without a single loss, the man who beat the crap out of the N.W.O. at the high of their power, the man who destroyed a limo with his bare hands, the man who jack hammered the big show, the man they call........................Goldberg!
(Goldberg enters roaring and doing his pre-match routine.)
MA: mind doing the disclaimer?
Ryo: ma doesn't own digimon or dbz. Help me!
Goldberg: ryo, YOU'RE NEXT!
(Ryo pisses and craps his pants as Goldberg comes over.)
Takato: good luck, ryo. You'll need it.
Rika: see you later, pumpkin.
MA: see ya. On with the fic.
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
PLAY FOR TIME
The boys, as well as the girls who were watching for the building, barely moved as the evil digimon landed in front of them with a sick smile on his face. No one moved, no one said a word, no one even breathed as not to provoke the pink engine of destruction. Rika slowly pulled out he d-vice as his picture came up.
DA: majin buumon; buumon's champion level.
" Well?" asked Mimi.
" That's all it says about him."
" Aww, shit!" said kara, which summed up what everyone thought.
Meanwhile pikkan was at the head of the group as matt came up from behind him.
" What do we do now?" he asked.
" All I know is what not to do, and that's attack. If we do attack, it'll just give him a reason to kill us."
" What's stopping him?" asked Henry.
" Don't know and I don't wanna know."
Majin buumon then crossed his arms and began to crack his neck repeatedly when spoke.
" Produce." He said in a voice very different from his original form. Gone was his innocent look and speech. His voice was deep and dripping with evil.
" What did you say?" asked pikkan.
" Produce."
" Produce? Produce what?" takato wondered.
" PRODUCE!!!!!" he roared in anger as he brought up a high wind picked up, nearly blowing them off the watch point.
" Wait! Wait! Don't be angry! Just tell us what you mean!" pikkan said as he tried to calm him down.
" Produce the warrior."
" What warrior?" asked kazu.
" The one with the big hair said that there would be a really strong warrior that I could fight. Bring him out!"
" But max said that he would be ready in two days! It's only been one!" explained pikkan.
" But I am here now. Produce the warrior."
" He's not ready. We have to prepare him."
" I am tried of waiting."
" But..................there still more digimon on the planet for you to play with."
Everyone gasped at the remark pikkan just made. Majin buumon glared at him as he cracked his neck in thought. He then began to slowly walk around the edge of the watchpoint, looking down at the planet, counting how many digimon are left.
" Pikkan why the hell did you do that?! You know there are only a few digimon left!" said TK.
" It's the only opinion I had left for my plan."
" What plan?"
" Takato, come here."
" Yeah?" he asked as he comes over.
" Where are the boys?"
" They're sleeping upstairs."
" Good. I want you to go wake them up and tell them to meet me in the top floor but do it quietly. I don't want him to know about them. Now go!"
" Right."
Takato cautiously walked toward the building, stopping ever so often to avoid the gaze of majin buumon who was still walking. Takato ran into the building and straight for the room where tike and David slept. Majin buumon walked slowly as everyone watched.
" What do you think, renamon?" asked rika.
" I've faced a lot of opponents but I never felt fear like this."
" But you're not afraid of anything."
" I know."
" I think I like the old buumon better." Said kara.
" I agree with you on that one." said Kari.
" Where's max and tai? What are they doing that's taking so long?" wondered sora.
" Whatever it is, they better hurry and get done with it before he gets mad." Said keke.
After ten minutes, majin buumon completed his trek around the watch point and stood among the boys.
" So you see, there are still some digimon left for you to play so what do you say."
" Yes. There are some digimon left but not for long." He said as he raised his hand into the air. Suddenly a pink aura surrounded him as he began to power up.
PLANET DESTRUCTION ATTACK
Saying this, he fired a massive blast of energy into the air. The blast send split into numerous separate beams that rained down on the planet. In the land of the geckomon, the digimon looked up in time to see the beams come down but before they could do anything, every one of the beams impaled them. All over the digital world, all the surviving digimon were being killed by that single attack. Susie and Lopmon watched the beam whiz pass them.
" Lopmon, what's going on?"
" I don't know but I think buumon is behind it! Just stay down!"
The group was helpless as majin buumon continued to fire when, just as suddenly as he began, he stopped.
" It's done." He said as he lowered his arm while Sims fell to his knee, shuddering in a cold sweat.
" Sims, what is it? What do you sense?" asked TK.
" Nothing. I sense nothing from the planet. In that one attack, he wiped out every digimon on the face of the planet."
All the digidestined were stunned and gasped as they heard the result of majin buumon's attack. The girls lose control as they began to cry while the boys growled in shock and anger as the evil digimon giggle at what he did.
" There are no more digimon to play with. Now produce the warrior!"
" You kill our digimon! I outta..." yelled an angered izzy when pikkan held him back.
" Fine. You win. We will bring him out but you will have to wait until he is prepared."
" Again?!"
" We have to get him ready. Look, you're looking for a good fight so let us get him ready. If you fight him now, you won't get a good battle so you have to wait an hour."
" What is it? How long is an hour?"
Pikkan looked at Simms, getting him off his knees and, using his powers, produced an hourglass.
" When the sand goes from the top of the glass to the bottom, an hour will have passed." Explained Simms.
" No! It's still to long!" he roared.
" What's the matter? Killing all the digimon wasn't enough for you?! Can't you wait an hour?!" said Henry. Majin buumon scowled at him and pointed a finger at him.
" No wait! Majin buumon, that boy? His name is Henry; he's Susie's older brother!" said pikkan. Majin buumon looked at the boy and terriermon, who reminded him of Lopmon. His scowl disappeared as he lowered his finger.
" Fine. I will wait the hour but if he is not ready, I will kill you all."
" Come on you two! Get up! Move!" takato ordered as the boys slowly marched to the top of the building, both obviously still sleepy.
" Can't this wait? I was having a good dream about kara."
" Hey! That's my sister!" tike growled as David laughed.
Meanwhile, everyone watched as majin buumon was squatted in from of the hourglass, watching the sands fall. Henry took this opportunity to asked pikkan a question.
" Pikkan?"
" Yes?"
" When majin buumon was gonna blast me, you mentioned my sister. What has she got to do with this?"
" While you were inside, somehow through a rift in the barriers of the digital world, she and Lopmon were transported to this world. When they encountered buumon, they treated him like a regular digimon, not an engine of destruction. They offered to be his friend and for the first time in his life, buumon knew true friendship. He had friends who cared about him. Then some overzealous digimon decided to end the threat of buumon for good by killing him. A ninjamon thought Susie was his partner and hit her with a star."
" Oh my god! She isn't......"
" No. Buumon healed her but thanks to that attack, his anger was pushed to its limit and he lost it. All his rage, and evil was ejected from his body and form another buumon, an evil one. The two battled but the evil one won by turning him into chocolate and eating him. The added power from his good side allowed him to digivolve to this form. He destroyed the digimon that he hated but he didn't destroy Susie and Lopmon. A part of him still remembers his only friends and he didn't do it."
" Wow! Do you think we can use against him?" asked terriermon.
" No. If those two aren't done in the hour, he can and will kill us."
NEXT TIME: tike and David begin training and are running out of time.
TIME'S UP
MA: like it. Well as for ryo...
(A high pitch scream is coming from the room.)
Rika: I didn't know that there was a woman in there.
Takato: that's not a woman. That's ryo.
Max: ouch!
Goldberg: come back here, bitch!
Ryo: MOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY!
LATER FICCERS!