MA: hey peoples. You may have begun to notice my over reference to some called Betty. Well, Betty is the main villain in a kick ass comedy called Kung POW: enter the fist.
Betty: you got that right, baby.
Ryo: this guy's the bad guy? What a wimp!
Max: don't do it! He will kill you like a small dog.
Rika: then by all means, fight him.
Betty: ok. I'll shake your bouncy booty baby! Hit it! (Plays mc hammers' can't touch this.)
(Betty begins to beat the crap out of ryo.)
Betty: how'd you like that bitch?
Ryo: no mas.
Betty: ma doesn't digimon or dbz because I do!
Max: do you wanna get sued?
Betty: let them! I have a plan. It is so evil. It will hurt many people, who are good, which is bad but good for me.
MA: thanks, Betty. On with the fic.
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
MAJIN BUUMON VS. DAIKE: ROUND 1
The stage was now set as the demonic majin buumon against daike, with pikkan watching. Daike stood ready to face off against him, who didn't seem all too impressed by the fused fighter.
This is it; my time to shine. My big battle. I gotta make this good.
" Alright majin buumon, are you ready to brawl because that's what you're gonna get. So here it comes!"
Daike began by rotating his right arm faster and faster, until it was like a windmill. He ran straight at majin buumon but he raised his hand, stopping him.
" Wait."
" Huh?"
" Hit here." He said, pointing to his face.
" Uh ok. Your funeral." Daike said, spinning his arm once again, but now began to float up to majin buumon's eye level.
SPINNING WINDMILL PUNCH
Daike winding punch hit him right in the face, cocking his head back but not moving him much.
" Ha! Did you like that sucker?" he laughed but majin buumon wasn't as he returned his head to its upright position, only his eyes were now red and clearly not impressed by his attack.
" So you want some more huh? Don't worry. I got plenty of moves to take you out."
MEGATON PUNCH
DYNAMITE KICK
SUPER COMBO SMASH ATTACK
ULTIMATE POWER PUNCH
MEGA DIVING KICK
On and on it went as daike unleashed move after move on his foe but pikkan was not too happy with the fighting of the youngster.
That fool! Those attacks are useless! With out any energy behind them, they are about effective as love taps. Max, where are you when we need you?
" You feel that?" asked max.
" Yeah." Answered BW.
" What?" asked jean.
" Buumon's energy just disappeared."
" Do you think someone beat him?" asked Russell.
" If that were true, someone's power would go up."
" Plus pikkan and the boys' energy are gone." Added BW.
" Man! I wish we could know what's going on."
" That can be done, max." said Otto as, out of his robe, he produce a crystal ball that floated to the ground.
" This is a viewing orb. It can show you anything in the digi-verse."
" Cool. So how do I start it?"
" Just tell it what you want to see."
" Okay. Show me where pikkan, buumon, and the boys are."
The orb glowed to life and immediately showed them in the time room. Daike had halted his attack.
" So that's the new buumon, huh?" said BW, looking upon his new form for the first time.
" Looks tough."
" Hey look! That must be David and tike's fused form! He looks great!" said max.
" There's pikkan and doesn't look too happy."
" He's pikkan; he never looks too happy. Wait! Looks like they're about go at it again."
Daike dash right at majin buumon with a punch to the gut and a kick to the head but he didn't even move.
" Daike! Quit playing around! Fight him for real!" yelled pikkan.
" Don't worry man! I'm just trying to make it more interesting! Just re..."
Majin buumon punched him in the face and kneed him in the gut. Daike stood to his feet as his foe came in fist flying as he tried to block the blows. He flew up but the digimon was too fast as he appeared above him and kicked him into the ground just as it froze over. Majin buumon landed while daike was stuck neck high in the ice.
" You lied!" he said pointing to pikkan.
" I wanted to fight a warrior like the other one but this one is a joke!"
" A JOKE? YOU CALLING ME A JOKE?! I'LL SHOW YOU A JOKE!!!" he screamed as he erupted from the ice and landed as his hair glowed a golden color.
" He-he can become an ascendant without having to fuse?!" pikkan said in awe.
" Just one of the many things I learned in here. Now get ready!" he said as he flew at him. He connected with his body to punches that seemed to hurt him but his came back with a spinning back punch. As he flew, majin buumon stretched his arms out and punched him in the face and mid section. He grabbed the youngster by the throat and began to strangle him but daike broke free with a punch and leapt back, rubbing his cheek.
" Damn he hits hard! Ok, man, now I'm mad!"
" Your power has increased but not enough to defeat me."
" That's where you're wrong. You see, I've been holding back a little something-something, just for you. Three killer moves that will beat your ass, once and for all. If you survive the first one, the next will end you. Ok, here's the first of my three killer moves." He said as raised his hand into the air. He began to concentrate his power into his hand. He then pointed his index into the air and drew a large circle of energy.
" Take this!"
COSMIC DONUT ATTACK
He threw the ring at him and it surrounded him. Grinning, daike then closed the ring around majin buumon, squeezing him with great power. Majin buumon screamed as the ring got tighter and tighter.
" Haha! Does it hurt?"
Majin buumon began to fight back with all his energy and somehow broke his ring.
" That was easy."
" AHHHHH! OK! So you beat that attack but this next one is a stone cold killer."
Daike began to growl and strain as he looked at his intended victim.
SUPER PHANTOM SUICIDE ATTACK
Suddenly, his cheeks began to expand as if he were about to throw up and he then spat out a large white cloud. The shapeless mass began to form the body of a ghost and soon the head formed. To everyone's surprise, the ghost looked like daike.
" You're finished."
" Now that is something else!" said BW.
" Those kids come up with some strange moves." Added max.
" Are you scared? You should be. I'm your doom!" said the ghostly doppelganger.
" Time to end this. Destroy him."
The ghost copy did as he commanded and dashed at him. Majin buumon smiled as he chopped the clone but it smiled when it suddenly exploded in a massive blast. Daike smile as the smoke from it billowed.
" Hey kid! What the hell was that?!"
" That was my super phantom suicide attack; I can create a ghost clone of myself that thinks and use it to attack. Any kid of physical contact will cause it to explode. Cool huh?"
As the smoke cleared, the damage to majin buumon was revealed; his body was melted and distorted as he groaned. He soon healed himself back to normal and was now pissed.
" I can see you liked that little trick. Ready for more?"
SUPER PHANTOM SUICIDE ATTACK
Daike did as before but this time; he spat out more than one cloud until 10 clones surrounded him.
" Team, form up!"
The clones lined up in a straight line, careful not to touch each other.
" Hey! Back up off me!" said one clone.
" Me? You're too close!" said another.
" Quiet!" daike ordered.
" Now you must face the enemy and kick his ass. Make this one a good one cause this is our first big battle. Are you ready?"
" Yes sir."
" Daike!"
" What? Oh."
Daike looked on in shock as majin buumon was now on his stomach, drinking a float and reading a comic book.
" This is embarrassing." Remark pikkan.
" Alright attack!"
Three of the clone flew at him but this time, he was ready. He flew up and the clone hit each other, blowing themselves up. Majin buumon flowed in the air and gave him a raspberry. Daike, undaunted, huddled up his remaining seven.
" Alright troops. We need a new game plan. Here's how we do it..."
" Now what's he doing?" wondered pikkan as daike explained his plan.
" Got it?" he said.
" Got it!" they said.
" Let's do it man."
" Yeah." The two clones slapped hands and blew each other up.
" Never mind that. Start the plan."
The remaining five huddled in a pile and began to speak loudly.
" Mmm! This is some great candy!"
" Candy?" the digimon said as he heard his favorite word uttered.
" Wow! I had candy before but never this good!"
" Pass me some more."
Majin buumon landed and, as if in a trance, began to walk over to the clones.
" Whoa! This is too much candy! We all can't eat it all! I wonder would like some?"
" I want candy." He said as he looked into the group. Before he knew, the five ghosts grabbed onto the digimon and exploded in a huge explosion. As the dust cleared, majin buumon was reduced to small piles of goo.
" Haha! I did it! I told I would!" daike yelled in triumph.
" This is no time to celebrate!"
" Why? I just won."
" Oh please! He's come back from worse. We have to destroy these chunks before he comes back."
" What? No good job? No pat on the back?"
" Fine. Good job! Now lets get to work."
Both began to hit the small piles with energy beams, turning them a black, charred color.
" I wish this fight would have lasted longer. I get a chance to use my last killer move." he said, almost bored with the task.
" You're just luck he didn't kill you. And if he didn't, I would've."
Before long, all the globs were burnt as a pink smoke emitted from them.
" Well that's done. I guess I was just too tough for him."
" Why you arrogant little..."
Before pikkan could say anything else, the smoke coming from the globs formed a cloud in the sky. To their horror, the cloud took the shape of majin buumon as he reformed back to normal.
" Aww, shit..."
He dashed down and grabbed him, ramming him knee into him. He then threw him, followed as he flew and began to ruthlessly punch the kid. He then slammed him to the ground and grinded his head in the ground. Daike stood up weakly as he wiped the blood from his lip.
Now this changes everything! I guess I must go with killer move no. 3 but first, a little play-acting.
" Ahh! You really got me that time! I don't have any energy left to defend myself!"
" Daike, use the super phantom suicide attack!"
" I don't have enough energy for that! I'm doomed!"
" Time to die!" majin buumon said as he grabbed the boy when suddenly, a huge explosion rock the room. Both fighters turned to see the living area in ruins and pikkan with his arm extended.
" What the hell?!" said daike as the digimon dropped him.
" What did you do?"
" I destroyed the door to this room. Now there is no way out of here! We are all trapped here, for the rest of our lives."
NEXT TIME: all I can say is kiss some of your favorite characters good bye.
FEEDING TIME
Later ficcers!
Betty: you got that right, baby.
Ryo: this guy's the bad guy? What a wimp!
Max: don't do it! He will kill you like a small dog.
Rika: then by all means, fight him.
Betty: ok. I'll shake your bouncy booty baby! Hit it! (Plays mc hammers' can't touch this.)
(Betty begins to beat the crap out of ryo.)
Betty: how'd you like that bitch?
Ryo: no mas.
Betty: ma doesn't digimon or dbz because I do!
Max: do you wanna get sued?
Betty: let them! I have a plan. It is so evil. It will hurt many people, who are good, which is bad but good for me.
MA: thanks, Betty. On with the fic.
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
MAJIN BUUMON VS. DAIKE: ROUND 1
The stage was now set as the demonic majin buumon against daike, with pikkan watching. Daike stood ready to face off against him, who didn't seem all too impressed by the fused fighter.
This is it; my time to shine. My big battle. I gotta make this good.
" Alright majin buumon, are you ready to brawl because that's what you're gonna get. So here it comes!"
Daike began by rotating his right arm faster and faster, until it was like a windmill. He ran straight at majin buumon but he raised his hand, stopping him.
" Wait."
" Huh?"
" Hit here." He said, pointing to his face.
" Uh ok. Your funeral." Daike said, spinning his arm once again, but now began to float up to majin buumon's eye level.
SPINNING WINDMILL PUNCH
Daike winding punch hit him right in the face, cocking his head back but not moving him much.
" Ha! Did you like that sucker?" he laughed but majin buumon wasn't as he returned his head to its upright position, only his eyes were now red and clearly not impressed by his attack.
" So you want some more huh? Don't worry. I got plenty of moves to take you out."
MEGATON PUNCH
DYNAMITE KICK
SUPER COMBO SMASH ATTACK
ULTIMATE POWER PUNCH
MEGA DIVING KICK
On and on it went as daike unleashed move after move on his foe but pikkan was not too happy with the fighting of the youngster.
That fool! Those attacks are useless! With out any energy behind them, they are about effective as love taps. Max, where are you when we need you?
" You feel that?" asked max.
" Yeah." Answered BW.
" What?" asked jean.
" Buumon's energy just disappeared."
" Do you think someone beat him?" asked Russell.
" If that were true, someone's power would go up."
" Plus pikkan and the boys' energy are gone." Added BW.
" Man! I wish we could know what's going on."
" That can be done, max." said Otto as, out of his robe, he produce a crystal ball that floated to the ground.
" This is a viewing orb. It can show you anything in the digi-verse."
" Cool. So how do I start it?"
" Just tell it what you want to see."
" Okay. Show me where pikkan, buumon, and the boys are."
The orb glowed to life and immediately showed them in the time room. Daike had halted his attack.
" So that's the new buumon, huh?" said BW, looking upon his new form for the first time.
" Looks tough."
" Hey look! That must be David and tike's fused form! He looks great!" said max.
" There's pikkan and doesn't look too happy."
" He's pikkan; he never looks too happy. Wait! Looks like they're about go at it again."
Daike dash right at majin buumon with a punch to the gut and a kick to the head but he didn't even move.
" Daike! Quit playing around! Fight him for real!" yelled pikkan.
" Don't worry man! I'm just trying to make it more interesting! Just re..."
Majin buumon punched him in the face and kneed him in the gut. Daike stood to his feet as his foe came in fist flying as he tried to block the blows. He flew up but the digimon was too fast as he appeared above him and kicked him into the ground just as it froze over. Majin buumon landed while daike was stuck neck high in the ice.
" You lied!" he said pointing to pikkan.
" I wanted to fight a warrior like the other one but this one is a joke!"
" A JOKE? YOU CALLING ME A JOKE?! I'LL SHOW YOU A JOKE!!!" he screamed as he erupted from the ice and landed as his hair glowed a golden color.
" He-he can become an ascendant without having to fuse?!" pikkan said in awe.
" Just one of the many things I learned in here. Now get ready!" he said as he flew at him. He connected with his body to punches that seemed to hurt him but his came back with a spinning back punch. As he flew, majin buumon stretched his arms out and punched him in the face and mid section. He grabbed the youngster by the throat and began to strangle him but daike broke free with a punch and leapt back, rubbing his cheek.
" Damn he hits hard! Ok, man, now I'm mad!"
" Your power has increased but not enough to defeat me."
" That's where you're wrong. You see, I've been holding back a little something-something, just for you. Three killer moves that will beat your ass, once and for all. If you survive the first one, the next will end you. Ok, here's the first of my three killer moves." He said as raised his hand into the air. He began to concentrate his power into his hand. He then pointed his index into the air and drew a large circle of energy.
" Take this!"
COSMIC DONUT ATTACK
He threw the ring at him and it surrounded him. Grinning, daike then closed the ring around majin buumon, squeezing him with great power. Majin buumon screamed as the ring got tighter and tighter.
" Haha! Does it hurt?"
Majin buumon began to fight back with all his energy and somehow broke his ring.
" That was easy."
" AHHHHH! OK! So you beat that attack but this next one is a stone cold killer."
Daike began to growl and strain as he looked at his intended victim.
SUPER PHANTOM SUICIDE ATTACK
Suddenly, his cheeks began to expand as if he were about to throw up and he then spat out a large white cloud. The shapeless mass began to form the body of a ghost and soon the head formed. To everyone's surprise, the ghost looked like daike.
" You're finished."
" Now that is something else!" said BW.
" Those kids come up with some strange moves." Added max.
" Are you scared? You should be. I'm your doom!" said the ghostly doppelganger.
" Time to end this. Destroy him."
The ghost copy did as he commanded and dashed at him. Majin buumon smiled as he chopped the clone but it smiled when it suddenly exploded in a massive blast. Daike smile as the smoke from it billowed.
" Hey kid! What the hell was that?!"
" That was my super phantom suicide attack; I can create a ghost clone of myself that thinks and use it to attack. Any kid of physical contact will cause it to explode. Cool huh?"
As the smoke cleared, the damage to majin buumon was revealed; his body was melted and distorted as he groaned. He soon healed himself back to normal and was now pissed.
" I can see you liked that little trick. Ready for more?"
SUPER PHANTOM SUICIDE ATTACK
Daike did as before but this time; he spat out more than one cloud until 10 clones surrounded him.
" Team, form up!"
The clones lined up in a straight line, careful not to touch each other.
" Hey! Back up off me!" said one clone.
" Me? You're too close!" said another.
" Quiet!" daike ordered.
" Now you must face the enemy and kick his ass. Make this one a good one cause this is our first big battle. Are you ready?"
" Yes sir."
" Daike!"
" What? Oh."
Daike looked on in shock as majin buumon was now on his stomach, drinking a float and reading a comic book.
" This is embarrassing." Remark pikkan.
" Alright attack!"
Three of the clone flew at him but this time, he was ready. He flew up and the clone hit each other, blowing themselves up. Majin buumon flowed in the air and gave him a raspberry. Daike, undaunted, huddled up his remaining seven.
" Alright troops. We need a new game plan. Here's how we do it..."
" Now what's he doing?" wondered pikkan as daike explained his plan.
" Got it?" he said.
" Got it!" they said.
" Let's do it man."
" Yeah." The two clones slapped hands and blew each other up.
" Never mind that. Start the plan."
The remaining five huddled in a pile and began to speak loudly.
" Mmm! This is some great candy!"
" Candy?" the digimon said as he heard his favorite word uttered.
" Wow! I had candy before but never this good!"
" Pass me some more."
Majin buumon landed and, as if in a trance, began to walk over to the clones.
" Whoa! This is too much candy! We all can't eat it all! I wonder would like some?"
" I want candy." He said as he looked into the group. Before he knew, the five ghosts grabbed onto the digimon and exploded in a huge explosion. As the dust cleared, majin buumon was reduced to small piles of goo.
" Haha! I did it! I told I would!" daike yelled in triumph.
" This is no time to celebrate!"
" Why? I just won."
" Oh please! He's come back from worse. We have to destroy these chunks before he comes back."
" What? No good job? No pat on the back?"
" Fine. Good job! Now lets get to work."
Both began to hit the small piles with energy beams, turning them a black, charred color.
" I wish this fight would have lasted longer. I get a chance to use my last killer move." he said, almost bored with the task.
" You're just luck he didn't kill you. And if he didn't, I would've."
Before long, all the globs were burnt as a pink smoke emitted from them.
" Well that's done. I guess I was just too tough for him."
" Why you arrogant little..."
Before pikkan could say anything else, the smoke coming from the globs formed a cloud in the sky. To their horror, the cloud took the shape of majin buumon as he reformed back to normal.
" Aww, shit..."
He dashed down and grabbed him, ramming him knee into him. He then threw him, followed as he flew and began to ruthlessly punch the kid. He then slammed him to the ground and grinded his head in the ground. Daike stood up weakly as he wiped the blood from his lip.
Now this changes everything! I guess I must go with killer move no. 3 but first, a little play-acting.
" Ahh! You really got me that time! I don't have any energy left to defend myself!"
" Daike, use the super phantom suicide attack!"
" I don't have enough energy for that! I'm doomed!"
" Time to die!" majin buumon said as he grabbed the boy when suddenly, a huge explosion rock the room. Both fighters turned to see the living area in ruins and pikkan with his arm extended.
" What the hell?!" said daike as the digimon dropped him.
" What did you do?"
" I destroyed the door to this room. Now there is no way out of here! We are all trapped here, for the rest of our lives."
NEXT TIME: all I can say is kiss some of your favorite characters good bye.
FEEDING TIME
Later ficcers!