MA: hey peoples. Well thanks dc, but I've decided to go with puddle of mud's blurry.
Jeri: that sounds nice.
Pikkan: whatever.
BW: what about us?
MA: we'll think of something. And from now on, I will have a quote from Kung POW before each chapter. Why? It's a funny ass movie! I don't own digimon, dbz, or Kung POW. On with the fic!
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
FEEDING TIME
" MASTER PAIN, IT IS A GREAT HONOR HAVING YOU BEATING UP RANDOM PEOPLE IN OUR TOWN." The mayor.
" FROM THIS MOMENT, YOU SHALL ALL REFER TO ME BY THE NAME 'BETTY'."
Master pain aka Betty.
" Aww, crap!" Simms said as he slammed his hand on the keypad.
" What's wrong?" asked Kari.
" The keypad is out of power, meaning only one thing: the bastard did it!"
" Who did it what?" asked a confused matt.
" Before he went in, pikkan told me that if daike couldn't beat majin buumon, then he would destroy the door to the room. I'm sorry jeri." He explained to a teary eyed jeri.
" Isn't their any other way in?" asked sam.
" If there was, you think I'd be standing here? Just face it; they are trapped in there forever."
The smoke and flames began to die down as daike slowly walked over to pikkan, with a look of disbelief.
" Why the hell did you do that?!"
" You were out of energy, so I made the only choice I had to."
" But I wasn't out of energy!"
" What?"
" I was play acting! I've got plenty of energy left!"
" If you had plenty of energy, why were you play acting?!"
" I was just trying to make the fight more interesting!"
" You don't need to play around! Now we are trapped in here for the rest of our lives, thanks to you!"
" Thanks to me?! I'm not the one who blew up our only way out!"
" No way out?" asked majin buumon, who seemed to be in another world.
" That's right. We're all trapped in here and can't get out."
" No more candy?"
" No. No candy. You won't get that stuff again. Sure, you can turn us into candy and eat us but you will be all alone."
Majin buumon couldn't take this all in; trapped in a room with no candy was something he could take. He began to walk around with a stunned look on his face.
" What do you think he's thinking?" asked daike.
" I don't wanna know." Answered pikkan.
The thoughts of all the things he would miss filled his head;
" Candy, cake, ice cream, sugar.............. All gone."
Soon, rage began to fill his mind as he refused to accept this.
" NOOOOOO!" He screamed as he grabbed his head.
" I think he's snapped."
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
" He was already snapped."
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
With that, majin buumon screamed with all his might and the sound waves from his mouth began to rip the very air. Suddenly, a bright flash of little filled the area as he finished screaming. When it died, all three of the warrior stood in awe the new sight ahead of them; a hole in which on the other side was the land outside the building.
" What the hell?! That's out side! But how?" asked daike.
" His voice must have some how ripped a hole between dimensions."
Unfortunately, the hole was getting smaller by the second and, even now, was too small for any one of to fit through. Just then, majin buumon began to cackle evil and turned to the duo.
" Bye-bye!" he laughed as he liquefied into a thin string and forced himself through the portal as closed shut behind him.
" Damn! He got away! Now what?"
" We have to find a way to reopen the rift."
" How?"
" Majin buumon was able to open it by screaming. Maybe if we scream together, we might be able to do it."
" You think we can?"
" I don't know. Even together, we don't have the power level that majin buumon has but we don't have a choice."
" Besides, we got time. 6 hours here equals one minute out there."
" I wouldn't be so sure. A lot can happen in a minute. Ready?"
" As I'm gonna be."
With that, both of them began to yell at the same spot as majin buumon did but nothing happened. The duo collapsed from the yelling.
" We have to keep trying."
" What was that?" asked guilmon as a loud rapport rang out through the watch point.
" It sounded like it came from the front. Let's go!" said his tamers as they all file towards the front of the building to find the hole.
" What is that?" asked kenta.
" I have no idea!" said doc.
Out of the hole emerged a thin stream of pink goo and splashed down in front of them. It morphed and molded into the form of majin buumon, to the shock of everyone.
" It's majin buumon!" said izzy.
" How did he get here? I though wasn't a way out of there?" said terriermon.
" I don't know and I do know this: we are screwed!" answered Simms.
" I am hungry." He said calmly.
" Can't we talk you to get some tex-mex or something?" said kazu, nervously.
" No more talk. Time to feed."
The words shot through them all like a stab in the heart as he began to ponder how to kill them.
" Chocolate will do but what kind: milk, dark, cherry filled?" he said as he greedily licked his lips. Takato glanced back at rika, who had absolute terror written on her face, and then to guilmon. He nodded in response as the stared at the digimon.
" Rika?"
" Yeah, takato?"
" When the time comes, make a run for it."
" What time?"
" It looks like I won't be able to keep that promise to you."
" What are you talking about gogg-no! No takato! You can't!"
" I'm sorry rika. Guilmon!"
" Right takato!"
GUILMON BIOMERGE TO-------- GALLANTMON
" TAKATO! NO! DON'T LEAVE ME!"
The mega digimon dashed at him with his lance drawn but the evil digimon jumped up and fired his transform beam at him. Gallantmon de-digivolved to takato and guilmon before they became chocolate bars and hit the ground. He grinned as he picked up the bars and ate them. Rika collapsed to the ground in tears after the scene.
" It's ok, rika." said kazu.
" IT IS NOT OK! TAKATO IS GONE!" she said grabbing him by the collar.
" But I thought you barely stood him."
" FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I WAS PLANNING TO MARRY HIM SOME DAY!"
" But he had the right idea!" said Henry.
" You guys run! Me and terriermon will hold him off!"
" Me too." Said kara.
" Kara, no!" said Kari.
" I'm sorry, Kari. That son of a bitch may have killed my brother and it's not my style to run from a fight! So go!"
TERRIERMON BIO MERGE TO------- MEGA GARGOMON
" MMM! Tasty! But I'm still hungry!"
" Oh yeah? Well eat this!"
GARGO MISSILES
The projectiles missed the mark while kara, as an ascendant, flew at him. Majin buumon kicked her to the ground and pinned her with his foot. Mega gargomon tried a sneak attack but he merely turned and fired. Mega gargomon did the same as gallantmon while majin buumon caught the bars and devoured them. By now, the group had already ran into the building but this didn't stop majin buumon. He fired his beam into the building catching renamon and rika. The rest of them scattered around the building.
" All of you feed me!"
He fired his beam in a wide blast that shot through the building and one by one, everyone turned into bars as majin buumon laughed.
" This is ridicules!" said pikkan. Both of the fighters we completely out of breathe after their latest screaming fit.
" We've been at this for hours. You've even fused and un-fused five times and still nothing."
" I guess I have no choice." Said daike.
" What?"
" I was saving this for later but we gotta get out of here. Remember I said I had three killer moves?"
" Yeah?"
" I'm about to use the third one. Give me room."
" This better be good."
" Oh it is good."
Daike began to power up in an extreme fashion and in a flash of light, a new daike emerged; a new glow was around him but most importantly his hair was now long and down his back.
" What?! You-your hair! You po-power! You're an ascendant 3!"
" How cool do I look?" he said, looking at himself in a mirror.
" Ahh, well! Time to work!"
Daike then screamed with all his might at the spot and just like majin buumon, ripped a hole in the room.
" You coming?" he said as he leapt through the rift. Adjusting his hat, he jumped through the portal. The duo landed on the watch point to a horrible sight; the building was in ruins and there was no one around, except majin buumon who was licking his fingers.
" Aww man! What happened!" asked daike.
" I think I have a good idea." Pikkan answered as majin buumon stepped out of the ruins.
" Where are our friends?"
" They were delicious." He said as he rubbed his stomach with glee. Pikkan felt sadness as he felt as if he failed jeri but daike was not sad.
" You bastard! You're gonna pay! I'm gonna tap dance on your ass! Get ready, bitch! Cause I'm not playing any more!"
NEXT TIME: daike and majin buumon clash again.
MAJIN BUUMON VS. DAIKE: ROUND 2
MA: I'm sorry to all of you out there if I killed off your favorite character but it had to be done.
Rika: had to be done!? You killed gogglehead first!!
Ryo: damn! Good thing I'm not in this!
MA: shut up ryo or I'll call Betty.
Ryo: no! Anything but Betty! I'll be good!
LATER FICCERS!
Jeri: that sounds nice.
Pikkan: whatever.
BW: what about us?
MA: we'll think of something. And from now on, I will have a quote from Kung POW before each chapter. Why? It's a funny ass movie! I don't own digimon, dbz, or Kung POW. On with the fic!
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
FEEDING TIME
" MASTER PAIN, IT IS A GREAT HONOR HAVING YOU BEATING UP RANDOM PEOPLE IN OUR TOWN." The mayor.
" FROM THIS MOMENT, YOU SHALL ALL REFER TO ME BY THE NAME 'BETTY'."
Master pain aka Betty.
" Aww, crap!" Simms said as he slammed his hand on the keypad.
" What's wrong?" asked Kari.
" The keypad is out of power, meaning only one thing: the bastard did it!"
" Who did it what?" asked a confused matt.
" Before he went in, pikkan told me that if daike couldn't beat majin buumon, then he would destroy the door to the room. I'm sorry jeri." He explained to a teary eyed jeri.
" Isn't their any other way in?" asked sam.
" If there was, you think I'd be standing here? Just face it; they are trapped in there forever."
The smoke and flames began to die down as daike slowly walked over to pikkan, with a look of disbelief.
" Why the hell did you do that?!"
" You were out of energy, so I made the only choice I had to."
" But I wasn't out of energy!"
" What?"
" I was play acting! I've got plenty of energy left!"
" If you had plenty of energy, why were you play acting?!"
" I was just trying to make the fight more interesting!"
" You don't need to play around! Now we are trapped in here for the rest of our lives, thanks to you!"
" Thanks to me?! I'm not the one who blew up our only way out!"
" No way out?" asked majin buumon, who seemed to be in another world.
" That's right. We're all trapped in here and can't get out."
" No more candy?"
" No. No candy. You won't get that stuff again. Sure, you can turn us into candy and eat us but you will be all alone."
Majin buumon couldn't take this all in; trapped in a room with no candy was something he could take. He began to walk around with a stunned look on his face.
" What do you think he's thinking?" asked daike.
" I don't wanna know." Answered pikkan.
The thoughts of all the things he would miss filled his head;
" Candy, cake, ice cream, sugar.............. All gone."
Soon, rage began to fill his mind as he refused to accept this.
" NOOOOOO!" He screamed as he grabbed his head.
" I think he's snapped."
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
" He was already snapped."
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
With that, majin buumon screamed with all his might and the sound waves from his mouth began to rip the very air. Suddenly, a bright flash of little filled the area as he finished screaming. When it died, all three of the warrior stood in awe the new sight ahead of them; a hole in which on the other side was the land outside the building.
" What the hell?! That's out side! But how?" asked daike.
" His voice must have some how ripped a hole between dimensions."
Unfortunately, the hole was getting smaller by the second and, even now, was too small for any one of to fit through. Just then, majin buumon began to cackle evil and turned to the duo.
" Bye-bye!" he laughed as he liquefied into a thin string and forced himself through the portal as closed shut behind him.
" Damn! He got away! Now what?"
" We have to find a way to reopen the rift."
" How?"
" Majin buumon was able to open it by screaming. Maybe if we scream together, we might be able to do it."
" You think we can?"
" I don't know. Even together, we don't have the power level that majin buumon has but we don't have a choice."
" Besides, we got time. 6 hours here equals one minute out there."
" I wouldn't be so sure. A lot can happen in a minute. Ready?"
" As I'm gonna be."
With that, both of them began to yell at the same spot as majin buumon did but nothing happened. The duo collapsed from the yelling.
" We have to keep trying."
" What was that?" asked guilmon as a loud rapport rang out through the watch point.
" It sounded like it came from the front. Let's go!" said his tamers as they all file towards the front of the building to find the hole.
" What is that?" asked kenta.
" I have no idea!" said doc.
Out of the hole emerged a thin stream of pink goo and splashed down in front of them. It morphed and molded into the form of majin buumon, to the shock of everyone.
" It's majin buumon!" said izzy.
" How did he get here? I though wasn't a way out of there?" said terriermon.
" I don't know and I do know this: we are screwed!" answered Simms.
" I am hungry." He said calmly.
" Can't we talk you to get some tex-mex or something?" said kazu, nervously.
" No more talk. Time to feed."
The words shot through them all like a stab in the heart as he began to ponder how to kill them.
" Chocolate will do but what kind: milk, dark, cherry filled?" he said as he greedily licked his lips. Takato glanced back at rika, who had absolute terror written on her face, and then to guilmon. He nodded in response as the stared at the digimon.
" Rika?"
" Yeah, takato?"
" When the time comes, make a run for it."
" What time?"
" It looks like I won't be able to keep that promise to you."
" What are you talking about gogg-no! No takato! You can't!"
" I'm sorry rika. Guilmon!"
" Right takato!"
GUILMON BIOMERGE TO-------- GALLANTMON
" TAKATO! NO! DON'T LEAVE ME!"
The mega digimon dashed at him with his lance drawn but the evil digimon jumped up and fired his transform beam at him. Gallantmon de-digivolved to takato and guilmon before they became chocolate bars and hit the ground. He grinned as he picked up the bars and ate them. Rika collapsed to the ground in tears after the scene.
" It's ok, rika." said kazu.
" IT IS NOT OK! TAKATO IS GONE!" she said grabbing him by the collar.
" But I thought you barely stood him."
" FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I WAS PLANNING TO MARRY HIM SOME DAY!"
" But he had the right idea!" said Henry.
" You guys run! Me and terriermon will hold him off!"
" Me too." Said kara.
" Kara, no!" said Kari.
" I'm sorry, Kari. That son of a bitch may have killed my brother and it's not my style to run from a fight! So go!"
TERRIERMON BIO MERGE TO------- MEGA GARGOMON
" MMM! Tasty! But I'm still hungry!"
" Oh yeah? Well eat this!"
GARGO MISSILES
The projectiles missed the mark while kara, as an ascendant, flew at him. Majin buumon kicked her to the ground and pinned her with his foot. Mega gargomon tried a sneak attack but he merely turned and fired. Mega gargomon did the same as gallantmon while majin buumon caught the bars and devoured them. By now, the group had already ran into the building but this didn't stop majin buumon. He fired his beam into the building catching renamon and rika. The rest of them scattered around the building.
" All of you feed me!"
He fired his beam in a wide blast that shot through the building and one by one, everyone turned into bars as majin buumon laughed.
" This is ridicules!" said pikkan. Both of the fighters we completely out of breathe after their latest screaming fit.
" We've been at this for hours. You've even fused and un-fused five times and still nothing."
" I guess I have no choice." Said daike.
" What?"
" I was saving this for later but we gotta get out of here. Remember I said I had three killer moves?"
" Yeah?"
" I'm about to use the third one. Give me room."
" This better be good."
" Oh it is good."
Daike began to power up in an extreme fashion and in a flash of light, a new daike emerged; a new glow was around him but most importantly his hair was now long and down his back.
" What?! You-your hair! You po-power! You're an ascendant 3!"
" How cool do I look?" he said, looking at himself in a mirror.
" Ahh, well! Time to work!"
Daike then screamed with all his might at the spot and just like majin buumon, ripped a hole in the room.
" You coming?" he said as he leapt through the rift. Adjusting his hat, he jumped through the portal. The duo landed on the watch point to a horrible sight; the building was in ruins and there was no one around, except majin buumon who was licking his fingers.
" Aww man! What happened!" asked daike.
" I think I have a good idea." Pikkan answered as majin buumon stepped out of the ruins.
" Where are our friends?"
" They were delicious." He said as he rubbed his stomach with glee. Pikkan felt sadness as he felt as if he failed jeri but daike was not sad.
" You bastard! You're gonna pay! I'm gonna tap dance on your ass! Get ready, bitch! Cause I'm not playing any more!"
NEXT TIME: daike and majin buumon clash again.
MAJIN BUUMON VS. DAIKE: ROUND 2
MA: I'm sorry to all of you out there if I killed off your favorite character but it had to be done.
Rika: had to be done!? You killed gogglehead first!!
Ryo: damn! Good thing I'm not in this!
MA: shut up ryo or I'll call Betty.
Ryo: no! Anything but Betty! I'll be good!
LATER FICCERS!