MA: hey peoples. We are nearing the end of this series but not to worry; I will start on the prequel fics.
Rika: doesn't matter. We're still mad at you.
Mimi: yep.
TK: no shit.
MA: well I can fix that.
Kazu: what the hell can you do to make up for killing us?!
MA: (pulls out a bag of weed and papers.) wanna get high?
Kenta: that'll do.
Kazu: I'll take it.
Rika: fine by me.
Ryo: let me at it.
MA: oh no, ryo. For you, I got some special stuff for you.
Ryo: thanks.
Takato: what's so special about it?
MA: it's extra strength. One puff and he'll be so stoned, he'll think Mr. Ed is sexy.
Takato: cool. Can I do the disclaimer?
MA: like jadakiss said knock yourself out.
Takato: ma doesn't own digimon or dbz. All right, let's light it up!
MA: on with the fic!
Kazu: (holding his breathe.) that's some good shit!
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
ENTER SUPER BUUMON
" I mean crap man! Look at that! That's like his stomach plug on the ground back there! Tchhh! You don't see that everyday! I mean, that's not even possible if you think about! With bones and cartilage and blood! I mean, I'm no doctor but that was like one clean chunk!"
" At that moment, the chosen one learn a very important lesson about iron claws; they hurt like crap man!" master ting narrating.
" Man! Tai whooped his ass from hell and back!" max said excitedly as he and the group watched the battle.
" Yeah! Looks like he has this match in the bag." Added BW.
" Master, are you fine?" asked kibitomon.
" Yes, it's just that I think majin buumon may be up to something." Shinmon answered as he looked at majin buumon in the orb.
" Don't worry. He can't beat both daike and tai." Max said reassuringly but shinmon didn't really think so.
Majin buumon stood with a small grin on his face as tai and daike stood ready to battle but unknown to both of them, the two pieces of buumon slowly crawled behind the rocks, making their way behind them.
" So shall we begin?" asked Tai.
" In due time. I want to take in this scene." He said.
" You might as well take it all in cause in a few minutes you're gone!" said daike.
" Some thing's not right."
" What do you mean pikkan?" asked jeri.
" He's too calm. He would usually go all out to beat him but he he's not attacking. Why?"
" Excuse me but majin buumon may be super strong but he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer." Said guardramon.
The blobs were no position behind Tai and daike but well hidden from the others' view.
" So shall we start this little dance?" said daike.
" Yes it is time." Majin buumon said as he winked his eyes.
" Pikkan what's that's?" Lopmon said as one of the blobs came into sight. Without warning, they shot up and straight at the two warriors.
" Oh no you don't! Tai get down!"
Just as he was about turn, pikkan was able push him out of the way but was unable to avoid it himself. Tai and the others could only watch as the blobs covering them. Both struggled against the goo but it keep growing over them.
" Jeri! I....."
" Pikkan!"
Jeri watched in horror as pikkan and daike were completely covered in the goo. Majin buumon laughed as the two warriors turned into masses of slime. He made the 'come to me' gesture with his finger, causing them to fly at him, one slamming his lower half and the other hitting his upper half. The goo surrounded and molded around his body, and soon integrated with his body.
MAJIN BUUMON DIGIVOLVE TO---------- SUPER BUUMON
When it was over, a new buumon stood in his place; his black gauntlets were gone, replace by small arm bands, he wore daike vest, his antenna was much longer, his face had some of the facial features of daike and he had Pikkan's ears.
" First leomon, now pikkan..." was all jeri said before she broke down and cried on the ground while sora tried to comfort her. Tai worked his way to his feet as super buumon looked at him.
" Super buumon?!" said BW as he and the others were speechless.
" What did he do to pikkan and daike?!" asked a franticly.
" I should have told you." Said shinmon.
" What?"
" Buumon has the power to absorb his opponents not only by transformation but by breaking off parts of his body and assimilating them directly on to his body."
" Crap! What's the diff?"
" You'll see."
" Well tai, still eager to fight?" he asked in a much more intelligent but arrogant voice.
" What did you do with pikkan and daike?"
" They are a part of me now."
" Give them back!"
" Honestly I would but I kinda like daike's choice of clothes. The vest really brings out my eyes."
" If you won't give them back I'll take them back!"
" Good luck!"
Tai launched himself at the super beast with a punch that he blocked with ease, and a kick, which he caught. Tai and super buumon began to punch at each other at super speed, both blocking and throwing blows. Tai landed one on the cheek, one on the gut and a kick to the side of the head only to see that they had little effect. Super buumon grabbed his head and rammed it on his knee several times and punched him to the ground. Tai jumped back into the air backwards as his foe followed. He fired a blast at him blinding him long enough to attack: Tai whaled on him with punches and kick and ending with a strong punch, slamming him to the ground. Much to his surprise, super buumon jumped back to his with a cocky grin.
" Is that it?"
Tai zoomed down at him full speed, colliding with him in a big dust cloud. With it died down, super buumon had grabbed his wrist as Tai strained against him. He jumped and landed a kick to head, freeing himself from his grip.
" Well wasn't that nice?"
" So we're about equal huh? I'll still win."
" Poor, stupid taichi. You still don't get it."
" Get what?"
" When I assimilated daike and pikkan, I absorbed their powers."
" What?"
" Not only do I have daike powers as an ascendant 3 but I have the techniques and knowledge of pikkan."
" What's that suppose to mean?"
" Didn't he tell you about his people? Shame. You see, alterians are very long lived, averaging about 5'000 year. Though pikkan relatively young, he has over 500 years of battle experience and it's all mine!"
" Bullshit!"
" Don't believe me?"
Suddenly, he phased out and punched him in the face, drawing blood from his mouth. Using Pikkan's speed, he began to phase around Tai, not allowing him to get a fix on him. He appeared behind, kicking him in the back, and sending him face first into a boulder. As he pulled face out of the rock, super buumon stood him with a grin. Tai punched at him but hit the rock instead. Super buumon appeared in front of him and uppercutted him. As he flew, he fired ring blast at him, surrounding him in a ring around his arms. The ring began to squeeze the life out of him as super buumon floated up to him.
" Like that? That was a modified version of daike's cosmic donut attack."
Tai screamed as the struggled against the ring.
" Don't like it? Maybe be you'll like this one." he said as he began the movements of Pikkan's thunder flash attack. Tai recognized the move and tried even hard to break free.
THUNDER FLASH ATTACK
Seconds before the wave hit him, Tai somehow broke free but he still caught some of the attack. Parts of his suit were torn and his arm was partly singed as super buumon laughed.
" Tai's getting killed!" said max.
" I have to do something! Shinmon! Take me there now!"
" It wouldn't matter my friend. If he could do this to Tai, you wont stand a chance."
" Well it's better than sitting here!"
" But he will kill you too."
" I don't care."
" I see I have no choice." Shinmon said as he removed his earrings.
" Take these."
" Sorry I don't wear jewelry."
" These are special earrings call fusesha earring."
" What do they do?"
" All you do is put one on one of your ears and one on someone's ear, look at him and you will instantly fuse into one."
" It's like the fusion technique."
" With two differences; one, it will work with anyone, human or digimon."
" Cool. And two?"
" And two, and you think about this carefully, you and the person will be fused........... Forever. There will be no turning back."
NEXT TIME: I can't tell you what will happen but I think the title speaks for itself.
RISE OF THE FUSED FIGHTER
MA: hey man. Once again we are all stoned than fuck.
Kazu: do you guys think Winnie the pooh is gay?
Takato: damn. This is some strong ass shit.
Rika: tell me about it goggle head.
Ryo: hey baby! Where you going? (Chases after a cow.)
MA: oh yeah. Tell me what you think about my quotes from Kung POW: do you want me to stop or write more?
Guilmon: hey, takato? I got the fucking munches. How about you?
LATER FICCERS
Rika: doesn't matter. We're still mad at you.
Mimi: yep.
TK: no shit.
MA: well I can fix that.
Kazu: what the hell can you do to make up for killing us?!
MA: (pulls out a bag of weed and papers.) wanna get high?
Kenta: that'll do.
Kazu: I'll take it.
Rika: fine by me.
Ryo: let me at it.
MA: oh no, ryo. For you, I got some special stuff for you.
Ryo: thanks.
Takato: what's so special about it?
MA: it's extra strength. One puff and he'll be so stoned, he'll think Mr. Ed is sexy.
Takato: cool. Can I do the disclaimer?
MA: like jadakiss said knock yourself out.
Takato: ma doesn't own digimon or dbz. All right, let's light it up!
MA: on with the fic!
Kazu: (holding his breathe.) that's some good shit!
D3: THE TRUE THREAT
ENTER SUPER BUUMON
" I mean crap man! Look at that! That's like his stomach plug on the ground back there! Tchhh! You don't see that everyday! I mean, that's not even possible if you think about! With bones and cartilage and blood! I mean, I'm no doctor but that was like one clean chunk!"
" At that moment, the chosen one learn a very important lesson about iron claws; they hurt like crap man!" master ting narrating.
" Man! Tai whooped his ass from hell and back!" max said excitedly as he and the group watched the battle.
" Yeah! Looks like he has this match in the bag." Added BW.
" Master, are you fine?" asked kibitomon.
" Yes, it's just that I think majin buumon may be up to something." Shinmon answered as he looked at majin buumon in the orb.
" Don't worry. He can't beat both daike and tai." Max said reassuringly but shinmon didn't really think so.
Majin buumon stood with a small grin on his face as tai and daike stood ready to battle but unknown to both of them, the two pieces of buumon slowly crawled behind the rocks, making their way behind them.
" So shall we begin?" asked Tai.
" In due time. I want to take in this scene." He said.
" You might as well take it all in cause in a few minutes you're gone!" said daike.
" Some thing's not right."
" What do you mean pikkan?" asked jeri.
" He's too calm. He would usually go all out to beat him but he he's not attacking. Why?"
" Excuse me but majin buumon may be super strong but he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer." Said guardramon.
The blobs were no position behind Tai and daike but well hidden from the others' view.
" So shall we start this little dance?" said daike.
" Yes it is time." Majin buumon said as he winked his eyes.
" Pikkan what's that's?" Lopmon said as one of the blobs came into sight. Without warning, they shot up and straight at the two warriors.
" Oh no you don't! Tai get down!"
Just as he was about turn, pikkan was able push him out of the way but was unable to avoid it himself. Tai and the others could only watch as the blobs covering them. Both struggled against the goo but it keep growing over them.
" Jeri! I....."
" Pikkan!"
Jeri watched in horror as pikkan and daike were completely covered in the goo. Majin buumon laughed as the two warriors turned into masses of slime. He made the 'come to me' gesture with his finger, causing them to fly at him, one slamming his lower half and the other hitting his upper half. The goo surrounded and molded around his body, and soon integrated with his body.
MAJIN BUUMON DIGIVOLVE TO---------- SUPER BUUMON
When it was over, a new buumon stood in his place; his black gauntlets were gone, replace by small arm bands, he wore daike vest, his antenna was much longer, his face had some of the facial features of daike and he had Pikkan's ears.
" First leomon, now pikkan..." was all jeri said before she broke down and cried on the ground while sora tried to comfort her. Tai worked his way to his feet as super buumon looked at him.
" Super buumon?!" said BW as he and the others were speechless.
" What did he do to pikkan and daike?!" asked a franticly.
" I should have told you." Said shinmon.
" What?"
" Buumon has the power to absorb his opponents not only by transformation but by breaking off parts of his body and assimilating them directly on to his body."
" Crap! What's the diff?"
" You'll see."
" Well tai, still eager to fight?" he asked in a much more intelligent but arrogant voice.
" What did you do with pikkan and daike?"
" They are a part of me now."
" Give them back!"
" Honestly I would but I kinda like daike's choice of clothes. The vest really brings out my eyes."
" If you won't give them back I'll take them back!"
" Good luck!"
Tai launched himself at the super beast with a punch that he blocked with ease, and a kick, which he caught. Tai and super buumon began to punch at each other at super speed, both blocking and throwing blows. Tai landed one on the cheek, one on the gut and a kick to the side of the head only to see that they had little effect. Super buumon grabbed his head and rammed it on his knee several times and punched him to the ground. Tai jumped back into the air backwards as his foe followed. He fired a blast at him blinding him long enough to attack: Tai whaled on him with punches and kick and ending with a strong punch, slamming him to the ground. Much to his surprise, super buumon jumped back to his with a cocky grin.
" Is that it?"
Tai zoomed down at him full speed, colliding with him in a big dust cloud. With it died down, super buumon had grabbed his wrist as Tai strained against him. He jumped and landed a kick to head, freeing himself from his grip.
" Well wasn't that nice?"
" So we're about equal huh? I'll still win."
" Poor, stupid taichi. You still don't get it."
" Get what?"
" When I assimilated daike and pikkan, I absorbed their powers."
" What?"
" Not only do I have daike powers as an ascendant 3 but I have the techniques and knowledge of pikkan."
" What's that suppose to mean?"
" Didn't he tell you about his people? Shame. You see, alterians are very long lived, averaging about 5'000 year. Though pikkan relatively young, he has over 500 years of battle experience and it's all mine!"
" Bullshit!"
" Don't believe me?"
Suddenly, he phased out and punched him in the face, drawing blood from his mouth. Using Pikkan's speed, he began to phase around Tai, not allowing him to get a fix on him. He appeared behind, kicking him in the back, and sending him face first into a boulder. As he pulled face out of the rock, super buumon stood him with a grin. Tai punched at him but hit the rock instead. Super buumon appeared in front of him and uppercutted him. As he flew, he fired ring blast at him, surrounding him in a ring around his arms. The ring began to squeeze the life out of him as super buumon floated up to him.
" Like that? That was a modified version of daike's cosmic donut attack."
Tai screamed as the struggled against the ring.
" Don't like it? Maybe be you'll like this one." he said as he began the movements of Pikkan's thunder flash attack. Tai recognized the move and tried even hard to break free.
THUNDER FLASH ATTACK
Seconds before the wave hit him, Tai somehow broke free but he still caught some of the attack. Parts of his suit were torn and his arm was partly singed as super buumon laughed.
" Tai's getting killed!" said max.
" I have to do something! Shinmon! Take me there now!"
" It wouldn't matter my friend. If he could do this to Tai, you wont stand a chance."
" Well it's better than sitting here!"
" But he will kill you too."
" I don't care."
" I see I have no choice." Shinmon said as he removed his earrings.
" Take these."
" Sorry I don't wear jewelry."
" These are special earrings call fusesha earring."
" What do they do?"
" All you do is put one on one of your ears and one on someone's ear, look at him and you will instantly fuse into one."
" It's like the fusion technique."
" With two differences; one, it will work with anyone, human or digimon."
" Cool. And two?"
" And two, and you think about this carefully, you and the person will be fused........... Forever. There will be no turning back."
NEXT TIME: I can't tell you what will happen but I think the title speaks for itself.
RISE OF THE FUSED FIGHTER
MA: hey man. Once again we are all stoned than fuck.
Kazu: do you guys think Winnie the pooh is gay?
Takato: damn. This is some strong ass shit.
Rika: tell me about it goggle head.
Ryo: hey baby! Where you going? (Chases after a cow.)
MA: oh yeah. Tell me what you think about my quotes from Kung POW: do you want me to stop or write more?
Guilmon: hey, takato? I got the fucking munches. How about you?
LATER FICCERS