Yay! I'm writing another chapter! It's about time, but I kinda ran out of
food, and thus...inspiration! Man, I hate this thing that ffnet does now
with the triple dots. It makes em all one dot. Kinda messes up the effect
of "..." Oh well, we'll live, ne? Oh, and PepperKatze, my evil partly
German brain has been telling me to spell your name "PapperKatze" in case
ya haven't noticed..sorry bout that, I'll try to get it right.
Alright! Dedications for this chapter are:
Rusco: I agree. Fluffy is way too harsh...
Naatz(times 2!): Thank you for reviewing so wonderfully! I look forward to my next task!
Julia-Tears: Yay! You're my best reviewer since Lin_Ysh! I will edit chapter 5 of BtoA...tomorrow during my Webpage design class. Dunno why I'm taking it...I already know everything we're gonna learn in there...
Sakayume: Hahahahahaha! Your review cracked me up! The big twitchy smile was priceless! Bwahahahaha! Ok, here's another chapter!
Madness: I'm glad ya like it cause it's so fun to write, dangit! *ahem...* Thank you for reviewing!
Ok, there are the credits! ^ Enjoy the fic. I'm hoping to finish it in this chapter, cause I've got another idea in this "brain" of mine that won't leave me alone! *swats at idea* Away, away! Hmm.
Eh?
^That's the nombre, by the way ^-^
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Disclaimer: Alright, alright...sheesh... I don't own the freakin characters...If I did, would I be writing about all this? No...They'd be trying to escape my evil clutches, not my evil fanfiction! ^-^
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~In Out-of-Scene Land~
"You all have to take these pills!" Sango ordered, giving each man an altitude sickness pill.
"Why?" Inuyasha and Kouga asked simultaneously. "Jinx!" They shouted in unison, giggling when they realized that's what they'd done.
"THAT'S why..." Sango said. Miroku nodded and took his, as did Sango. She doubted she needed one, but it was only fair. Sesshoumaru shrugged and took his, and Inuyasha and Kouga followed suit.
"What the hell?! It tastes like dirty socks!" Inuyasha complained loudly, grimacing.
"You've eaten dirty socks before?" Miroku asked, appalled. Sango touched her chest as a warm, fuzzy feeling spread throughout her.
"What's going on?" She quickly scanned the container for side effects. "Oh...shit." She cursed as she toppled over due to the added weight of growing cleavage.
"What the hell?!" Inuyasha screamed, looking at Miroku's erm...chest. Miroku looked down, and a grin spread across his face so wide it would have split it, but didn't.
"Ah, now I know what a woman feels like."
"You have no idea." Sango informed him, still trying to rise from the ground.
"Oh, I think I do, dear Sango, for these--" Miroku grabbed his breasts...too hard and let out a cry of pain.
"NOW you know what a woman feels like." Sango corrected him, finally standing. Inuyasha suddenly burst out laughing, pointing hysterically at Kouga, who also had a very full...chest.
"Bwahahahahaha! You always had...the legs...bwahahahaha!" Inuyaha choked out between bouts of laughter. Kouga's face took on a lovely shade of pink.
"Well, you have em, too, dog-turd." He pointed out, trying to cross his arms over his chest. Inuyasha looked down, and fainted.
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
"Did you hear something?" Kagome asked, furrowing her brows.
"No." the man answered. The hooded creature suddenly appeared.
"What the hell?! You're not supposed to be together!" He then grabbed Kagome's wrist and attempted to pull her away from her man.
"Why can't you let us stay together?" Kagome asked, struggling against the hooded creature's strength.
"It's just...wrong!" He answered, pulling harder. Kagome suddenly slipped from his grasp, causing him to fall backwards onto the ground. The hood slipped to reveal...
"Hojou?" Kagome asked, utterly shocked. "How did you get here?"
"You fool! I practically LIVE in Out-of-Scene Land!"
"Hey! What's this?" They heard from inside the cabin.
"NO!" Hojou screamed, "Leave my stuff alone!" He ran towards the cabin as fast as his legs could carry him. Kagome closed her eyes and leaned into her lover's chest.
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
Sesshoumaru stalked in the direction of two familiar scents. He needed Jaken so he could kill that stupid Sango woman. "Why did I take the stupid pill?" he squeaked to himself. He hadn't grown breasts, but it had affected his voice disturbingly. "I will KILL her!" He all but yelled, sounding as if he'd just swallowed five liters of helium. "Is Sesshoumaru-sama ok?" Rin asked, concern shining in her large, innocent eyes. Sesshoumaru sighed. "I'm fine, Rin." He answered, and picked her up.
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
"Sango, are you ok?" Miroku asked with concern as he practiced gently fondling his breasts.
"Do I look ok to you?!" Sango demanded, once again toppling over due to the imbalance of weight distribution.
"Maybe I--Kirara should carry you." Miroku offered, changing his sentence as he got the glare of death from Sango.
"Ok." With great difficulty, Sango managed to climb onto Kirara's back.
"Inuyasha? You coming?" She asked, trying to sit up straight, but to no avail.
"HELL NO!" came the answer from a very pissed off, very embarrassed Inuyasha.
"Come on, all this was your idea. You can't back out now!"
"I can't let Kagome see me like this!"
"The effects are supposedly temporary." Miroku informed Inuyasha. "They should go away in about a day or two.
"A DAY OR TWO?!" Both Inuyasha and Kouga roared.
"Fine, I guess I'll go..." Inuyasha mumbled, and Kouga nodded his head in agreement.
"Then let's go!" And they were off...
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
Sesshoumaru scowled as the smell of the kidnapped members of both parties grew stronger. He was almost there.
"Sesshoumaru-sama? Can I marry Shippou-chan?" Rin asked innocently.
"No." Sesshoumaru squeaked coldly.
"Ok." Rin agreed, saddened.
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
"Their smell's getting stronger!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Is that a--cabin?" Sango asked, her eyes sparkling. "I always wanted one of those..." The group neared the cabin, unawares that on the other side, Kagome and her lover sit, also unawares. They suddenly bumped into Sesshoumaru, who growled at them menacingly. Or, tried to growl menacingly, anyway. Inuyasha almost cracked up, but thanks to Miroku's hand over his mouth, he remained quiet.
"Shh...Let's check the perimeter." Miroku suggested, leading the way around the outside edge of the cabin.
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
"Are you sure you can't hear anything? I could swear I heard something..." Kagome said, standing and stretching. Her lover did the same.
"I'm hungry. I wonder what they have to eat around here." He said as his stomach growled to punctuate his point.
"Let's find something. I haven't eaten in a while." Kagome agreed, blushing as her stomach, also, growled. They began walking to the front of the cabin, hand in hand, but stopped dead in their tracks.
"Sesshoumaru?"
"Inuyasha?"
"Kagome?"
"Jaken?" Sesshoumaru blinked a few times. Did his eyes deceive him? "I thought I sealed that spell, dammit."
"Well, you didn't seal it well." Jaken snorted, holding Kagome close. "Kagome broke it with ease."
"THIS is Jaken?!" Inuyasha demanded, staring at the dark-haired man before him. "But he's so...pretty."
"I could say the same for you." Kagome laughed, indicating Inuyasha's chest. The hanyou blushed, ducking behind Sesshoumaru, who was shaking with rage.
"Well...I hope she's better than me!" Sesshoumaru squeaked out, running away as fast as he could, lest they see his tears of anger.
Things were never the same again...
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Well? I thought it was weird. Too much sugar for me o.o;;; Oh well, that's the end, if you don't like that ending, tell me and I may write an alternate ending or something if I feel like it, ok? Hope you enjoyed it, cause it was so much fun to write! If you have any questions, email me or review, and I'll be happy to answer. Yay! Until the next fic, ja ne!
Alright! Dedications for this chapter are:
Rusco: I agree. Fluffy is way too harsh...
Naatz(times 2!): Thank you for reviewing so wonderfully! I look forward to my next task!
Julia-Tears: Yay! You're my best reviewer since Lin_Ysh! I will edit chapter 5 of BtoA...tomorrow during my Webpage design class. Dunno why I'm taking it...I already know everything we're gonna learn in there...
Sakayume: Hahahahahaha! Your review cracked me up! The big twitchy smile was priceless! Bwahahahaha! Ok, here's another chapter!
Madness: I'm glad ya like it cause it's so fun to write, dangit! *ahem...* Thank you for reviewing!
Ok, there are the credits! ^ Enjoy the fic. I'm hoping to finish it in this chapter, cause I've got another idea in this "brain" of mine that won't leave me alone! *swats at idea* Away, away! Hmm.
Eh?
^That's the nombre, by the way ^-^
~~~
Disclaimer: Alright, alright...sheesh... I don't own the freakin characters...If I did, would I be writing about all this? No...They'd be trying to escape my evil clutches, not my evil fanfiction! ^-^
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~In Out-of-Scene Land~
"You all have to take these pills!" Sango ordered, giving each man an altitude sickness pill.
"Why?" Inuyasha and Kouga asked simultaneously. "Jinx!" They shouted in unison, giggling when they realized that's what they'd done.
"THAT'S why..." Sango said. Miroku nodded and took his, as did Sango. She doubted she needed one, but it was only fair. Sesshoumaru shrugged and took his, and Inuyasha and Kouga followed suit.
"What the hell?! It tastes like dirty socks!" Inuyasha complained loudly, grimacing.
"You've eaten dirty socks before?" Miroku asked, appalled. Sango touched her chest as a warm, fuzzy feeling spread throughout her.
"What's going on?" She quickly scanned the container for side effects. "Oh...shit." She cursed as she toppled over due to the added weight of growing cleavage.
"What the hell?!" Inuyasha screamed, looking at Miroku's erm...chest. Miroku looked down, and a grin spread across his face so wide it would have split it, but didn't.
"Ah, now I know what a woman feels like."
"You have no idea." Sango informed him, still trying to rise from the ground.
"Oh, I think I do, dear Sango, for these--" Miroku grabbed his breasts...too hard and let out a cry of pain.
"NOW you know what a woman feels like." Sango corrected him, finally standing. Inuyasha suddenly burst out laughing, pointing hysterically at Kouga, who also had a very full...chest.
"Bwahahahahaha! You always had...the legs...bwahahahaha!" Inuyaha choked out between bouts of laughter. Kouga's face took on a lovely shade of pink.
"Well, you have em, too, dog-turd." He pointed out, trying to cross his arms over his chest. Inuyasha looked down, and fainted.
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
"Did you hear something?" Kagome asked, furrowing her brows.
"No." the man answered. The hooded creature suddenly appeared.
"What the hell?! You're not supposed to be together!" He then grabbed Kagome's wrist and attempted to pull her away from her man.
"Why can't you let us stay together?" Kagome asked, struggling against the hooded creature's strength.
"It's just...wrong!" He answered, pulling harder. Kagome suddenly slipped from his grasp, causing him to fall backwards onto the ground. The hood slipped to reveal...
"Hojou?" Kagome asked, utterly shocked. "How did you get here?"
"You fool! I practically LIVE in Out-of-Scene Land!"
"Hey! What's this?" They heard from inside the cabin.
"NO!" Hojou screamed, "Leave my stuff alone!" He ran towards the cabin as fast as his legs could carry him. Kagome closed her eyes and leaned into her lover's chest.
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
Sesshoumaru stalked in the direction of two familiar scents. He needed Jaken so he could kill that stupid Sango woman. "Why did I take the stupid pill?" he squeaked to himself. He hadn't grown breasts, but it had affected his voice disturbingly. "I will KILL her!" He all but yelled, sounding as if he'd just swallowed five liters of helium. "Is Sesshoumaru-sama ok?" Rin asked, concern shining in her large, innocent eyes. Sesshoumaru sighed. "I'm fine, Rin." He answered, and picked her up.
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
"Sango, are you ok?" Miroku asked with concern as he practiced gently fondling his breasts.
"Do I look ok to you?!" Sango demanded, once again toppling over due to the imbalance of weight distribution.
"Maybe I--Kirara should carry you." Miroku offered, changing his sentence as he got the glare of death from Sango.
"Ok." With great difficulty, Sango managed to climb onto Kirara's back.
"Inuyasha? You coming?" She asked, trying to sit up straight, but to no avail.
"HELL NO!" came the answer from a very pissed off, very embarrassed Inuyasha.
"Come on, all this was your idea. You can't back out now!"
"I can't let Kagome see me like this!"
"The effects are supposedly temporary." Miroku informed Inuyasha. "They should go away in about a day or two.
"A DAY OR TWO?!" Both Inuyasha and Kouga roared.
"Fine, I guess I'll go..." Inuyasha mumbled, and Kouga nodded his head in agreement.
"Then let's go!" And they were off...
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
Sesshoumaru scowled as the smell of the kidnapped members of both parties grew stronger. He was almost there.
"Sesshoumaru-sama? Can I marry Shippou-chan?" Rin asked innocently.
"No." Sesshoumaru squeaked coldly.
"Ok." Rin agreed, saddened.
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
"Their smell's getting stronger!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Is that a--cabin?" Sango asked, her eyes sparkling. "I always wanted one of those..." The group neared the cabin, unawares that on the other side, Kagome and her lover sit, also unawares. They suddenly bumped into Sesshoumaru, who growled at them menacingly. Or, tried to growl menacingly, anyway. Inuyasha almost cracked up, but thanks to Miroku's hand over his mouth, he remained quiet.
"Shh...Let's check the perimeter." Miroku suggested, leading the way around the outside edge of the cabin.
~Meanwhile, in Out-of-Scene Land~
"Are you sure you can't hear anything? I could swear I heard something..." Kagome said, standing and stretching. Her lover did the same.
"I'm hungry. I wonder what they have to eat around here." He said as his stomach growled to punctuate his point.
"Let's find something. I haven't eaten in a while." Kagome agreed, blushing as her stomach, also, growled. They began walking to the front of the cabin, hand in hand, but stopped dead in their tracks.
"Sesshoumaru?"
"Inuyasha?"
"Kagome?"
"Jaken?" Sesshoumaru blinked a few times. Did his eyes deceive him? "I thought I sealed that spell, dammit."
"Well, you didn't seal it well." Jaken snorted, holding Kagome close. "Kagome broke it with ease."
"THIS is Jaken?!" Inuyasha demanded, staring at the dark-haired man before him. "But he's so...pretty."
"I could say the same for you." Kagome laughed, indicating Inuyasha's chest. The hanyou blushed, ducking behind Sesshoumaru, who was shaking with rage.
"Well...I hope she's better than me!" Sesshoumaru squeaked out, running away as fast as he could, lest they see his tears of anger.
Things were never the same again...
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Well? I thought it was weird. Too much sugar for me o.o;;; Oh well, that's the end, if you don't like that ending, tell me and I may write an alternate ending or something if I feel like it, ok? Hope you enjoyed it, cause it was so much fun to write! If you have any questions, email me or review, and I'll be happy to answer. Yay! Until the next fic, ja ne!