What Conquers Who?
by Fidget


A/N: Uh, not much to say for this one. Short, crazy, skit-style. Enjoy or don't read.

Rating: G

(sometime in CBHV)

Dot: Bob? We need to talk.

Bob: I know. The longer we wait, the worse this is going to get. Dot, I'm upset by your wedding. Of course I am, but I still love you! You know I forgive you and would still love to-

Dot: But, Bob, I...I chose...

Bob: I know, I know! And believe me, it hurts. But I forgive you, Dot. And-

Dot: Bob?

Bob: -love you.

Dot: Bob! I have something to tell you! I chose-

(suddenly, Glitch whirrs and flies on to Dot's wrist. Bob stares, dumbfounded, as Dot smiles fondly at the keytool. She looks back at Bob sadly)

Dot: I choose Glitch.

Bob: But...Glitch...He's a...

Dot: A keytool, yes. But a far better person than anyone else here. He's the only one who checked at all on the identity of the other Bob. He's the only one who has the ability to do anything about Megabyte now.

Glitch: *beep! whiiirr...tick-tick! wobble!*

Dot: And he has such a sexy voice...

Bob: But...but...I love you! Love conquers all!

Dot: Sorry, Bob. This is S4. Love and friendship aen't worth spam anymore. Come on, Glitch.

(she walks away, leaving crushed and confused Bob behind. He waits silently a moment before shrieking)

Bob: GLITCH! HOW COULD YOU?!