Oreos and pixie stix

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters,oreos or pixie stix! I've just simply borrowed them! ^-^;;


It was a stormy day at Balamb Garden. Selphie snuggled aganist her blankets and rolled onto her side. She looked at her clock. "Oh no,it's 10:40...I'm late for class!" She quickly got out of bed and ran into the bathroom.She changed into her usual outfit and ran to class.

By the time she reached Quistis' classroom,class was over. She sighed and decided to go get something to eat.The cafeteria was closed. "Great! Now what am I going to do?" She looked around and noticed a vending machine.She walked over to it and looked at what was inside.

"Hmmm..let's see...oreos! yum!"

She put some gil into the machine and pressed the button for oreos.She reached in and grabbed the oreos and looked into the machine again. "Hm..pixie stix? It's been awhile since I've had any of those in awhile."

After she finished getting 8 bags of oreos and 10 bags of pixie stix,she walked back to her dorm munching on them.


By the time she reached her dorm,she was extremely hyper.Having eaten 7 of the 8 bags of oreos and 8 of the pixie stix.

"LALALALA!" She sang as she entered her dorm.She jumped onto her couch and began to eat the oreos and pixie stix again.

"HMMMM...I wonder where the get the pixie's at!"

Someone knocked on her door.

"OH NO! IT'S-THE-PIXIE'S-COMING-TO-TAKE-AWAY-THERE-PIXIE-STIX-BECAUSE-THEY'RE-OUT-OF-PIXIE-DUST-AND AND AND...."

"THEY'LL NEVER TAKE AWAY MUH PRECIOUS PIXIE STIX!" With that,she dove behind her couch,holding onto her pixie stix.

Quistis walked into Selphie's dorm.

"Selphie,you in here?"

"OH NO! IT'S THE QUEEN PIXIE!"

Selphie grabbed an oreo and threw it at Quistis,hitting her in the forehead.

"Ouch! What was that!"

She looked down and saw the oreo.She picked it up and threw it back over the couch.

"OH NO! THEY'RE ATTACKING ME!"

She threw two oreos this time,hitting Quistis in the forehead and nose.

Quistis turned out of Selphie's dorm and noticed Zell walking by.

"Zell,c'mere for a sec!"

Zell walked over to Quistis and peeked inside Selphie's dorm,then looked at Quistis.

"Whatcha need,Quist?"

"Go inside Selphie's dorm..."

He shrugged and walked in.He looked at all the pink-fuzzy stuff.When he looked at the couch,an oreo flew out from behind it and hit him.

"OWWIES! Selphie! Are you back there!?"

He climbed onto the couch and looked behind it.Selphie sat there,counting her oreos left to throw.She looked up and saw Zell.

"IT'S THE PIXIE KING!"

*WHACK*

She began to hit him with the bag of oreos.

"BACK YOU EVIL PIXIE!"

Zell jumped off the couch,and made a run for the door. He looked at Quistis.

"What's wrong with her!?"

"I don't know.I came to ask her if she was going to be in class tomorrow.When I came into her room she started throwing oreos at me!"

"She hit me with the oreo bag....do you want me to go get Dr.Kadowki?"

"Please?"

Zell ran off to the infirmiry.He ran inside and saw Dr.Kadowki at her desk.

"DR.KADOWKI! SELPHIE'S GONE CRAZY!"

"You just found that out?"

"You have to come with me!"

"Just a minute..."

She got up from her desk,walked over to a set of drawers and opened one marked "Selphie".
She reached inside and pulled out a bottle of pills and put them in her pocket.

"Okay,now we can go."

"What are those for?"

"Oh,these knock Selphie out!"


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~A/N: R+R Please! Chapter two coming soon! ^_^~