~*Oreos and Pixie Stix*~
.::.Chapter 4.::.
Selphie had just ran into Cid's office and told him the pixie's were taking over and he was one too.
Cid: Selphie,what are you talking about?
Selphie: *runs around yelling* THE PIXIE'S ARE TAKING OVER!!!!!!!!
Cid: Selphie! Calm down,please.
Selphie: YOU! *Attacks headmaster Cid,hitting him over the head with an oreo bag* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE EVIL PIXIE!!!
Cid: *Covering his head with his hands* SELPHIE,STOP HITTING ME WITH THE OREO BAG!
Selphie: NO! PIXIE'S WILL NEVER TAKE AWAY BALAMB! I WON'T LET THEM! *Whack Whack Whack*
Cid ran out of his office and Selphie went over to the intercom and started pressing buttons. She picked up the microphone and said "THE PIXIE'S ARE TAKING OVER! RUN AND HIDE! USE OREOS TO KILL THEM!" She then ran over to the Headmaster's desk and began throwing all the papers off it and put all her pixie stix and oreos on it.Xu was in the cafeteria when she heard Selphie's little annoucement.She ran to the Headmaster's office and saw Cid hiding in a corner rocking back and forth.
Cid: She's...Crazy...AH! PIXIE!
Xu: Oh no.The Headmaster's been brainwashed again.
She walked into the office and saw Selphie with a crown of pixie stix on her head.
Xu: Selphie,give me the pixie stix please.
Selphie: GO AWAY PIXIE,OR I WILL BE FORCED TO KILL YOU!
Xu: Selphie,I'm not a pixie.
Selphie: Uh..you're not?
Xu: No...
Selphie: Oh..(She's lying! She is a pixie! Everyone's a pixie but me! OH GOSH! WHAT IF I'M ONE OF THEM TOO!?)
Selphie: What's that behind you?
Xu: Huh?*turns around*
Selphie: MWAHA!*grins and hits Xu in the back of the head*
Xu: Ouch,Selphie!*rubs the back of her head*
Selphie: DIE PIXIE!*Throws another and hits Xu in the face*
Xu ran out crying in defeat and Selphie did a victory dance.
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Five Days Later
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Selphie: *Sleepily* Must...get...more...pixie...stix...and...*snore*
Selphie was out cold.Quietly,Squall and Zell came into the office.
Zell: Dude,is she dead?
Squall: I don't think so,dude.
Zell: Sweet...
Zell: Can I poke her with a stick?
Squall: *Shrugs* Ok dude
Zell: *Takes a stick and starts poking Selphie*
Selphie: mmmm...stop...
Squall: Dude..lemme poke her.
Zell: No! I'm pokin' her.
Squall: *Tries to grab the stick from Zell* DUDE,LEMME HAVE IT!
Zell: *Pokes Squall in the eye*
Squall: DUDE! THAT WAS MY EYE!
Zell: SWEET! If it falls out can I have it!?
Squall: Dude,my eye isn't gonna fall out! *Has his hand covering his eye*
Zell: Sweet...can I have it?
Squall: Dude,is there anyone home in there!? I just said my eye isn't gonna fall out!
Zell: Dude,you should've told me.You got my hopes all up in getting your eye...
Squall: *Grabs the stick* YEAH!
Right then,Selphie woke up...
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~A/N: Use the magical blue button!~
.::.Chapter 4.::.
Selphie had just ran into Cid's office and told him the pixie's were taking over and he was one too.
Cid: Selphie,what are you talking about?
Selphie: *runs around yelling* THE PIXIE'S ARE TAKING OVER!!!!!!!!
Cid: Selphie! Calm down,please.
Selphie: YOU! *Attacks headmaster Cid,hitting him over the head with an oreo bag* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE EVIL PIXIE!!!
Cid: *Covering his head with his hands* SELPHIE,STOP HITTING ME WITH THE OREO BAG!
Selphie: NO! PIXIE'S WILL NEVER TAKE AWAY BALAMB! I WON'T LET THEM! *Whack Whack Whack*
Cid ran out of his office and Selphie went over to the intercom and started pressing buttons. She picked up the microphone and said "THE PIXIE'S ARE TAKING OVER! RUN AND HIDE! USE OREOS TO KILL THEM!" She then ran over to the Headmaster's desk and began throwing all the papers off it and put all her pixie stix and oreos on it.Xu was in the cafeteria when she heard Selphie's little annoucement.She ran to the Headmaster's office and saw Cid hiding in a corner rocking back and forth.
Cid: She's...Crazy...AH! PIXIE!
Xu: Oh no.The Headmaster's been brainwashed again.
She walked into the office and saw Selphie with a crown of pixie stix on her head.
Xu: Selphie,give me the pixie stix please.
Selphie: GO AWAY PIXIE,OR I WILL BE FORCED TO KILL YOU!
Xu: Selphie,I'm not a pixie.
Selphie: Uh..you're not?
Xu: No...
Selphie: Oh..(She's lying! She is a pixie! Everyone's a pixie but me! OH GOSH! WHAT IF I'M ONE OF THEM TOO!?)
Selphie: What's that behind you?
Xu: Huh?*turns around*
Selphie: MWAHA!*grins and hits Xu in the back of the head*
Xu: Ouch,Selphie!*rubs the back of her head*
Selphie: DIE PIXIE!*Throws another and hits Xu in the face*
Xu ran out crying in defeat and Selphie did a victory dance.
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Five Days Later
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Selphie: *Sleepily* Must...get...more...pixie...stix...and...*snore*
Selphie was out cold.Quietly,Squall and Zell came into the office.
Zell: Dude,is she dead?
Squall: I don't think so,dude.
Zell: Sweet...
Zell: Can I poke her with a stick?
Squall: *Shrugs* Ok dude
Zell: *Takes a stick and starts poking Selphie*
Selphie: mmmm...stop...
Squall: Dude..lemme poke her.
Zell: No! I'm pokin' her.
Squall: *Tries to grab the stick from Zell* DUDE,LEMME HAVE IT!
Zell: *Pokes Squall in the eye*
Squall: DUDE! THAT WAS MY EYE!
Zell: SWEET! If it falls out can I have it!?
Squall: Dude,my eye isn't gonna fall out! *Has his hand covering his eye*
Zell: Sweet...can I have it?
Squall: Dude,is there anyone home in there!? I just said my eye isn't gonna fall out!
Zell: Dude,you should've told me.You got my hopes all up in getting your eye...
Squall: *Grabs the stick* YEAH!
Right then,Selphie woke up...
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~A/N: Use the magical blue button!~