Some Random Final Fantasy Story
Disclaimer: We don't own anybody but ourselves and our original muses.
A/N: This story is written by, Stephanie ?????? and Amanda ??????.
*Stephanie and Amanda are stuck in a blank room with 6 doors, all with pictures on them. *
Steph: Uh...ok, a second ago I was sleeping.
Amanda: ...where are we?
Steph: *shrugs* Hell if I know...
Amanda: Well...let's call our muses and ask them!!!
Steph: *Smirks* Yeah right, like Sephiroth would want to help...
*They both roll their eyes*
*Suddenly Sephiroth walks through one of the doors with a meteor on it*
Sephiroth: You call?
Amanda: Whoops...
Steph: *Turns red* DAMN IT!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO LOCK HIM IN MY BRAIN FOREVER?????????
Amanda: *Cowers away* I'm sorry...hey...maybe Vincent would be able to help!
*Vincent walks in through the same door Sephiroth walked through*
Vincent: ...Some one call me?
*Amanda throws her arms around him, nearly suffocating him*
Vincent: GAH!!! *tries pulling her off*
*...but it doesn't work.*
Amanda: *smiles sweetly* Vincent! You've gotta help us!
*Vincent glares* ...what?
Amanda: Where the hell are we!!!???
Vincent: How the hell am I supposed to know?. ..
Steph: *calming down* ...well...you did just walk out of that door over there! *points to the door, and then gets an idea...* Hey, how about I call all my muses; one of them has got to know!!!
*Suddenly, the door with a guy hugging a girl opens, and in walks Selphie, Squall, Rinoa, and Seifer. The one with the meteor opens, and in walks Rufus, Cid, and Turk Vincent. Then a door with a world opens, and in walks 2 people...*
Some Random Guy: ...are you allowed to have this many muses?
Steph: I can have as many as I want! I just can't decide on one.anyway, you should be yelling at Amanda, she has 18!!!!!! And who the hell are you anyway?. ..
Some Random Guy, now SRG: I'm...Some Random Guy. I'll be popping up in random places throughout this story.
Steph: ...oh...are you a muse?
SRG: ...sure.
Squall: ...whatever.
Everyone: ...
Amanda: *Pops up* Hey...I have 19! SEIFER IS MINE!!!
Steph: No he isn't! HE'S MINE!! I called him first!!!
Amanda: THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! You've got Squall and Rinoa and Selphie!!! I WANT SEIFER!!!
Seifer: ...um...
*Stephanie grabs his arm and drags him towards her*
Steph: MINE!!! You've got Vincent!!!
Amanda: ...so do you!!!!!...*points at Turk Vincent*
Turk Vincent: What do I have to do with this?...
*Amanda grabs Seifer's other arm and pulls*
Amanda: DAMNIT!! I claimed him before you!!!
Seifer: Ladies...lets not fight over me now...you're sort of pulling me apart here...
Amanda: Well if Steph would let go...
Steph: I grabbed him first bitch!
Amanda: Well...bring it on!! *snaps fingers*
*Everyone stares*
Squall: ..............whatever.
*Amanda freezes* ...I did not just do that...
Vincent: Good Gods...Amanda has become a prep!!!!
Amanda: No I didn't!! ...He's still mine!
Steph: GRR!!! *pulls out pistol* Over my dead body!
*Amanda pulls out a whip*
Amanda: *Grins* I can make that happen!
Steph: ...um...over my dead body!
Amanda: I told you...I can make that happen!
Selphie: C'mon guys! Let's all be friends here!
*They both glare at Selphie*
Selphie: *cowers* ...it's just a suggestion!
Squall: Alright Stephanie...put the gun down...
*Everyone gasps*
Rinoa: *Claps her hands* Alright! Squall actually talked!
Squall: ...whatever.
Amanda: I've got an idea...let's share him.
Seifer: *thinks* Yes, very good plan...that way I don't get torn to shreds...
Steph: *glares* ...fine...
*Amanda and Stephanie shake hands*
Selphie: *jumps up in excitement* Hey! Let's party!
Amanda: Yeah, I'll call my muses! Well...some of them at least...
Raoi: ...I think you should all die...
Everyone: ...
Squall: ...whatever.
Amanda: Oooook...um...who's this Steph?
Steph: *glances at Amanda* Who, Raoi? This is my new muse...I replaced Reno with her after I set him free. Anyway, she's psychotic.
Raoi: ...you're on my death list...
Steph: ...that's nice...
Squall: ...whatever.
Raoi: *glares at Squall with her yellow eyes* You will be too if you don't stop saying whatever...
Squall: ...wh- um...ok.
Amanda: Aren't my muses supposed to show up now? I want my muses! *Starts crying*
*The door with the guy (Squall) hugging the girl (Rinoa) opens and in walks Quistis. A door with a 7 little balls in a circle opens, and in walks Vegita, and Chi Chi. The door with world opens, and in walks 3 people (one not visible). Then, finally, a door with Earth on it saying, "Sort of futuristic world" opens, and in walks Heero, and Duo.*
Amanda: ...well, that's not all of them...but anymore and this place would be crammed.
Turk Vincent: Hey.the door with the world just shut itself.
The Invisible Guy: No it didn't...I shut it.
*Selphie looks around and latches herself to Squall* Who was that???
Squall: ...could you get off?
The Invisible Guy: It is I; I am unseen to the eye. I am not visible. Nobody can see me. As hard as you try, you will never be able to see me. Because, I, myself, me, am not able to be seen.
Amanda: We got that already.
The Invisible Guy: I, myself, am me. Not seen am I.
Cid: F*CK!!! SOMEBODY KILL THAT GUY!!
The Invisible Guy: You cannot kill me...for I am unseen.
Selphie: ...hey...what's that? *points to a shadow that is not attached to anyone.*
The Invisible Guy: I am, unseen...to even light.
Squall: ...Shut up already!
Rufus: I'll handle this...*pulls out double barrel shotgun*
The Invisible Guy, now TIG: Ah, but I cannot be seen.
*The sound of a gun is heard, and blood flows out of mid air*
TIG: ...ouch. That was luck, pure luck my friend.
Amanda: I'LL handle this...*waves her hands and TIG can't talk anymore, only copy other people's last words.*
Some Random Guy: And so, The Invisible Guy was only able to copy people's last words, making him a mere echo. And that my friend is how echoes were formed.
Squall: ...Whatever.
TIG: Whatever! Whatever! Whatever!
Raoi: *Writes down on death list* Hmm...Squall and...The Invisible Guy. You both will be my 1,049th victims to kill.
Steph: What the fuck? ...I mean...f*ck.
Amanda: Ok.that's just annoying...*Waves hand and TIG is able to talk again*
TIG: Why thank you.but, I am still unseen...for I am...Invisible!!!! *blood covering almost all of his body, making his outline visible*
Vincent: ...no you're not.
Squall: ...we can see you.
TIG: ...*silent* DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!! There goes my cool entrance!!! GOD DAMN YOU ALL!!!!
Everybody: ...
*Relena walks in* Hey guys, sorry I'm late!!
Heero: ...*eyes widen in terror* stay...stay away from me!!
Duo: HE'S MINE!!!!!
*Everybody stares at Duo, including Heero.*
Duo: ...um...aha...*anime sweatdrops*
Raoi: DIE FOR NO APPARENT REASON WHAT-SO-EVER!!!!
*7 knives are lunged at Relena, followed by several bullets including a shotgun. Two whips are heard crackling, ki blasts are shot, then a gunblade, and a very long sword (Masamune) are thrown, along with...a mop?*
*Everyone looks at Cid*
*Cid shrugs* What? I couldn't find my f*cking spear...
*Everyone then goes back to killing Relena*
Steph: ...guys...I think she's dead now.
*Heero continues to beat her* SHE'S NEVER DEAD!!!
*Duo drags him away* Heero...she's dead...very dead...
Heero: ...oh. *wipes the blood off of himself*
Amanda: so...what the hell are we going to with her body?!
*Suddenly a group of random monsters run through the Final Fantasy VII and VIII doors and eat her, then run back through the doors, leaving nothing behind...not even blood.*
Everybody: ...
Steph: ...uh...well...
Selphie: so...are we going to have that party now?
Vegita: I think you all are weak pathetic fools!!
Everybody: ...
Chi Chi: *takes out the frying pan of doom* SHUT UP YOU DAMN MONKEY!! *Chases Vegita back into the Dragon Ball Z world*
*Vegita flies away screaming like a little girl*
Steph: You know, there's too much randomness in this fic...
SRG: ...I like it.
Amanda: Well of course you would.
Rinoa: Um...I think this chapter should end here...
Selphie: B-B-But the party!!
Squall: ...later...
*SRG holds up a sign* "THE END OF THE CHAPTER!!!"
Amanda: Thank goodness...
Steph: Damn straight...*sighs*
Amanda: Hey...we never asked our muses what this place was...
Steph: *shrugs* who cares...as long as we're not at home.
*Credits*
Stephanie: Stephanie
Amanda: Amanda
Everyone else (because we're too lazy to type up all the names): Everyone else.
So...um...the end.
...Go away.
...Please?
...
...Leave...now...
...Come on...
...I'M NOT KIDDING!!!
God DAMNIT!!!
STOP STARRING AT ME!! I am but a poor, defenseless fill in!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
*Screen fades*
Disclaimer: We don't own anybody but ourselves and our original muses.
A/N: This story is written by, Stephanie ?????? and Amanda ??????.
*Stephanie and Amanda are stuck in a blank room with 6 doors, all with pictures on them. *
Steph: Uh...ok, a second ago I was sleeping.
Amanda: ...where are we?
Steph: *shrugs* Hell if I know...
Amanda: Well...let's call our muses and ask them!!!
Steph: *Smirks* Yeah right, like Sephiroth would want to help...
*They both roll their eyes*
*Suddenly Sephiroth walks through one of the doors with a meteor on it*
Sephiroth: You call?
Amanda: Whoops...
Steph: *Turns red* DAMN IT!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO LOCK HIM IN MY BRAIN FOREVER?????????
Amanda: *Cowers away* I'm sorry...hey...maybe Vincent would be able to help!
*Vincent walks in through the same door Sephiroth walked through*
Vincent: ...Some one call me?
*Amanda throws her arms around him, nearly suffocating him*
Vincent: GAH!!! *tries pulling her off*
*...but it doesn't work.*
Amanda: *smiles sweetly* Vincent! You've gotta help us!
*Vincent glares* ...what?
Amanda: Where the hell are we!!!???
Vincent: How the hell am I supposed to know?. ..
Steph: *calming down* ...well...you did just walk out of that door over there! *points to the door, and then gets an idea...* Hey, how about I call all my muses; one of them has got to know!!!
*Suddenly, the door with a guy hugging a girl opens, and in walks Selphie, Squall, Rinoa, and Seifer. The one with the meteor opens, and in walks Rufus, Cid, and Turk Vincent. Then a door with a world opens, and in walks 2 people...*
Some Random Guy: ...are you allowed to have this many muses?
Steph: I can have as many as I want! I just can't decide on one.anyway, you should be yelling at Amanda, she has 18!!!!!! And who the hell are you anyway?. ..
Some Random Guy, now SRG: I'm...Some Random Guy. I'll be popping up in random places throughout this story.
Steph: ...oh...are you a muse?
SRG: ...sure.
Squall: ...whatever.
Everyone: ...
Amanda: *Pops up* Hey...I have 19! SEIFER IS MINE!!!
Steph: No he isn't! HE'S MINE!! I called him first!!!
Amanda: THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! You've got Squall and Rinoa and Selphie!!! I WANT SEIFER!!!
Seifer: ...um...
*Stephanie grabs his arm and drags him towards her*
Steph: MINE!!! You've got Vincent!!!
Amanda: ...so do you!!!!!...*points at Turk Vincent*
Turk Vincent: What do I have to do with this?...
*Amanda grabs Seifer's other arm and pulls*
Amanda: DAMNIT!! I claimed him before you!!!
Seifer: Ladies...lets not fight over me now...you're sort of pulling me apart here...
Amanda: Well if Steph would let go...
Steph: I grabbed him first bitch!
Amanda: Well...bring it on!! *snaps fingers*
*Everyone stares*
Squall: ..............whatever.
*Amanda freezes* ...I did not just do that...
Vincent: Good Gods...Amanda has become a prep!!!!
Amanda: No I didn't!! ...He's still mine!
Steph: GRR!!! *pulls out pistol* Over my dead body!
*Amanda pulls out a whip*
Amanda: *Grins* I can make that happen!
Steph: ...um...over my dead body!
Amanda: I told you...I can make that happen!
Selphie: C'mon guys! Let's all be friends here!
*They both glare at Selphie*
Selphie: *cowers* ...it's just a suggestion!
Squall: Alright Stephanie...put the gun down...
*Everyone gasps*
Rinoa: *Claps her hands* Alright! Squall actually talked!
Squall: ...whatever.
Amanda: I've got an idea...let's share him.
Seifer: *thinks* Yes, very good plan...that way I don't get torn to shreds...
Steph: *glares* ...fine...
*Amanda and Stephanie shake hands*
Selphie: *jumps up in excitement* Hey! Let's party!
Amanda: Yeah, I'll call my muses! Well...some of them at least...
Raoi: ...I think you should all die...
Everyone: ...
Squall: ...whatever.
Amanda: Oooook...um...who's this Steph?
Steph: *glances at Amanda* Who, Raoi? This is my new muse...I replaced Reno with her after I set him free. Anyway, she's psychotic.
Raoi: ...you're on my death list...
Steph: ...that's nice...
Squall: ...whatever.
Raoi: *glares at Squall with her yellow eyes* You will be too if you don't stop saying whatever...
Squall: ...wh- um...ok.
Amanda: Aren't my muses supposed to show up now? I want my muses! *Starts crying*
*The door with the guy (Squall) hugging the girl (Rinoa) opens and in walks Quistis. A door with a 7 little balls in a circle opens, and in walks Vegita, and Chi Chi. The door with world opens, and in walks 3 people (one not visible). Then, finally, a door with Earth on it saying, "Sort of futuristic world" opens, and in walks Heero, and Duo.*
Amanda: ...well, that's not all of them...but anymore and this place would be crammed.
Turk Vincent: Hey.the door with the world just shut itself.
The Invisible Guy: No it didn't...I shut it.
*Selphie looks around and latches herself to Squall* Who was that???
Squall: ...could you get off?
The Invisible Guy: It is I; I am unseen to the eye. I am not visible. Nobody can see me. As hard as you try, you will never be able to see me. Because, I, myself, me, am not able to be seen.
Amanda: We got that already.
The Invisible Guy: I, myself, am me. Not seen am I.
Cid: F*CK!!! SOMEBODY KILL THAT GUY!!
The Invisible Guy: You cannot kill me...for I am unseen.
Selphie: ...hey...what's that? *points to a shadow that is not attached to anyone.*
The Invisible Guy: I am, unseen...to even light.
Squall: ...Shut up already!
Rufus: I'll handle this...*pulls out double barrel shotgun*
The Invisible Guy, now TIG: Ah, but I cannot be seen.
*The sound of a gun is heard, and blood flows out of mid air*
TIG: ...ouch. That was luck, pure luck my friend.
Amanda: I'LL handle this...*waves her hands and TIG can't talk anymore, only copy other people's last words.*
Some Random Guy: And so, The Invisible Guy was only able to copy people's last words, making him a mere echo. And that my friend is how echoes were formed.
Squall: ...Whatever.
TIG: Whatever! Whatever! Whatever!
Raoi: *Writes down on death list* Hmm...Squall and...The Invisible Guy. You both will be my 1,049th victims to kill.
Steph: What the fuck? ...I mean...f*ck.
Amanda: Ok.that's just annoying...*Waves hand and TIG is able to talk again*
TIG: Why thank you.but, I am still unseen...for I am...Invisible!!!! *blood covering almost all of his body, making his outline visible*
Vincent: ...no you're not.
Squall: ...we can see you.
TIG: ...*silent* DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!! There goes my cool entrance!!! GOD DAMN YOU ALL!!!!
Everybody: ...
*Relena walks in* Hey guys, sorry I'm late!!
Heero: ...*eyes widen in terror* stay...stay away from me!!
Duo: HE'S MINE!!!!!
*Everybody stares at Duo, including Heero.*
Duo: ...um...aha...*anime sweatdrops*
Raoi: DIE FOR NO APPARENT REASON WHAT-SO-EVER!!!!
*7 knives are lunged at Relena, followed by several bullets including a shotgun. Two whips are heard crackling, ki blasts are shot, then a gunblade, and a very long sword (Masamune) are thrown, along with...a mop?*
*Everyone looks at Cid*
*Cid shrugs* What? I couldn't find my f*cking spear...
*Everyone then goes back to killing Relena*
Steph: ...guys...I think she's dead now.
*Heero continues to beat her* SHE'S NEVER DEAD!!!
*Duo drags him away* Heero...she's dead...very dead...
Heero: ...oh. *wipes the blood off of himself*
Amanda: so...what the hell are we going to with her body?!
*Suddenly a group of random monsters run through the Final Fantasy VII and VIII doors and eat her, then run back through the doors, leaving nothing behind...not even blood.*
Everybody: ...
Steph: ...uh...well...
Selphie: so...are we going to have that party now?
Vegita: I think you all are weak pathetic fools!!
Everybody: ...
Chi Chi: *takes out the frying pan of doom* SHUT UP YOU DAMN MONKEY!! *Chases Vegita back into the Dragon Ball Z world*
*Vegita flies away screaming like a little girl*
Steph: You know, there's too much randomness in this fic...
SRG: ...I like it.
Amanda: Well of course you would.
Rinoa: Um...I think this chapter should end here...
Selphie: B-B-But the party!!
Squall: ...later...
*SRG holds up a sign* "THE END OF THE CHAPTER!!!"
Amanda: Thank goodness...
Steph: Damn straight...*sighs*
Amanda: Hey...we never asked our muses what this place was...
Steph: *shrugs* who cares...as long as we're not at home.
*Credits*
Stephanie: Stephanie
Amanda: Amanda
Everyone else (because we're too lazy to type up all the names): Everyone else.
So...um...the end.
...Go away.
...Please?
...
...Leave...now...
...Come on...
...I'M NOT KIDDING!!!
God DAMNIT!!!
STOP STARRING AT ME!! I am but a poor, defenseless fill in!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
*Screen fades*