*~*~ Chapter 2: When Lila comes over ~*~*
Ding-dong. I scrambled down the stairs.
"Lila, I need your help!" I cried.
"Helga, you aren't acting yourself!" she pointed out. "You never use your oh-so-sweet manners around me-"
"Just shut up! This is a first, and don't get used to it, got it?!' Lila nodded. She sat down on my bed.
"So what is your problem, Helga, that you needed me oh-so-dearly?"
"One rule, Lila. No more oh-so-sweet and oh-so-dearly in my room. Clear as crystals?" I asked.
"Oh, why?"
"It's stupid and annoying. Now let's get to the point. I don't feel myself- "
"Puberty!" Lila burst. "I know it's puberty-"
"Shut up!" I cried. "Now, I know it's not puberty. Remember I told you I loved Arnold-wait a minute, did you tell anyone?"
Lila had the look on her face. "Of course not, it's oh-so-sweet and all-"
"You said it!"
"Said what?"
"Oh-so-sweet! Anyway, it's Arnold. I know I still love him. Yet, I know we were in this movie together-(haven't seen the movie yet. Booh) and he wouldn't let me kiss him-the great lug!"
"Wait a minute, I thought this movie was based on your oh-so-sweet lives!" Lila blurted out.
"Yes, I know. Such a surprise that me and Arnoldo got put in it. Not you and Arnold. You and Arnold are perfect together. Arnold really wants to kiss you Lila, so go kiss him!" I answered back.
Lila looked shrill. "Helga, you know I think Arnold is not my oh-so-special one. So I can't just kiss him like that!"
"Go-" I ordered, "now."
Next second, we were ringing Arnold's door. I hid behind the wall as Lila rang.
Oh why did I tell her to do this, when I could have been the one-how stupid am I? I thought.
"Hello Arnold," Lila said. She and Arnold went into the boarding house and into Arnold's room.
I followed them. I looked into the window, and Lila had done it-and was still doing it. Arnold was leaning on the window, still snogging with Lila.
"No!" I suddenly screamed. I opened the window, and Arnold and Lila flew out-all of them bunched on me! "How could ya-you?!" we fell to the floor. hard.
Ding-dong. I scrambled down the stairs.
"Lila, I need your help!" I cried.
"Helga, you aren't acting yourself!" she pointed out. "You never use your oh-so-sweet manners around me-"
"Just shut up! This is a first, and don't get used to it, got it?!' Lila nodded. She sat down on my bed.
"So what is your problem, Helga, that you needed me oh-so-dearly?"
"One rule, Lila. No more oh-so-sweet and oh-so-dearly in my room. Clear as crystals?" I asked.
"Oh, why?"
"It's stupid and annoying. Now let's get to the point. I don't feel myself- "
"Puberty!" Lila burst. "I know it's puberty-"
"Shut up!" I cried. "Now, I know it's not puberty. Remember I told you I loved Arnold-wait a minute, did you tell anyone?"
Lila had the look on her face. "Of course not, it's oh-so-sweet and all-"
"You said it!"
"Said what?"
"Oh-so-sweet! Anyway, it's Arnold. I know I still love him. Yet, I know we were in this movie together-(haven't seen the movie yet. Booh) and he wouldn't let me kiss him-the great lug!"
"Wait a minute, I thought this movie was based on your oh-so-sweet lives!" Lila blurted out.
"Yes, I know. Such a surprise that me and Arnoldo got put in it. Not you and Arnold. You and Arnold are perfect together. Arnold really wants to kiss you Lila, so go kiss him!" I answered back.
Lila looked shrill. "Helga, you know I think Arnold is not my oh-so-special one. So I can't just kiss him like that!"
"Go-" I ordered, "now."
Next second, we were ringing Arnold's door. I hid behind the wall as Lila rang.
Oh why did I tell her to do this, when I could have been the one-how stupid am I? I thought.
"Hello Arnold," Lila said. She and Arnold went into the boarding house and into Arnold's room.
I followed them. I looked into the window, and Lila had done it-and was still doing it. Arnold was leaning on the window, still snogging with Lila.
"No!" I suddenly screamed. I opened the window, and Arnold and Lila flew out-all of them bunched on me! "How could ya-you?!" we fell to the floor. hard.