Title: Having fun with Needles
Genre: General/Humor
Chapter: 1
AN: This is short, and not really humor yet, but be patient! The next chapter will be Selphie and Irvine getting pierced and their experiences. Rated R for later language and reference to sexual *ahem* themes. Yay!
Dislaimer: I don't own the characters. No=sue Author!
"You're what!?"
"I'm getting my eyebrow pierced," she giggled. She didn't see what the big deal was, but it seemed that everybody was against her getting the silver appendage. Squall just looked at her and Irvine's outburst. 'What am I going to do with these two,' he thought.
"Selphie, you can't. I won't allow it." Uh-oh. Wrong thing to say apparently.
"You can't tell me what I can and can not do!" she stuck her tongue out at the tall Galbadian. "I am getting it done and that is final." Irvine gave a pleading look towards Squall and he just shrugged.
"I'm not saying anything." What Squall said next shocked everybody.
"I actually wanted to get my eyebrow done." They looked at the commander like he had three heads and a tail. "What?"
"Eek!" she squealed, "Squall! We can go together!" Irvine didn't like the beaming of his girlfriend at Squall. Irvine, not wanting to be left out, made a snap decision.
"Fine. Then I'm getting one, also," he declared. Selphie gave him a questioning look but then just decided to nod and smile.
"Okay," her eyes danced around him, "let's all go."
Squall shifted uncomfortably, what if it hurt? Sure, he had faced monsters, aliens and soldiers…and evil sorceresses, but this was a needle…in his eyebrow…doesn't that hurt? Before he could ponder anymore about the topic, Zell and Quistis appeared in the door.
"What's up, Squally my man?" Zell's voice knew exactly how to get on Squall's nerves. Quistis nodded and smiled at Selphie.
"We're getting piercings!" Selphie beamed. The two newly entered SeeDs just looked shocked.
"Selphie…you are?" asked a curious Quistis. Selphie nodded and smiled.
"Irvine's getting one, too, and I guess Squall wanted one."
They all looked over at Squall. He growled at them. Was it so hard to believe that he wanted something that would take his mind off of current events?
"I'll get one with you guys…or maybe another tattoo," decided Zell. He had gotten many piercings before, so this wasn't a big deal to him. He just always got bored with them and didn't want to take of them much, so they pussed and healed, showing little to no scar.
The group looked expectedly at Quistis.
"What? No…" she spoke, sternly. Selphie gave her puppy-eyes, Squall rolled his, Irvine smirked and Zell tried not to laugh…unsuccessfully.
"We knew you wouldn't do it," Irvine spoke.
"Yeah…ha…so predictable…" laughed Zell.
"Fine!" an outraged Quistis yelled.
"For once, you will see that I have layers." The group smiled.
"No! Really."
"Let's go now," Selphie said, her eyes twinkling.
As they started to leave, Riona caught them and they all exchanged hellos, except Squall who grumbled his. After much arguing, Riona decided to join them. 'Hey', she thought, if worse comes to show, I could always pretend to faint and Squall will have to look after me, the brunette thought.
They ended up at a parlor called, 'Steve's Tattoos'. As they entered, a few began to get nervous. They looked around and sat in the little waiting area. Selphie went and told the man at the counter that her and her friends would like piercings. She went back to the group and they all decided that Selphie would go first.
Genre: General/Humor
Chapter: 1
AN: This is short, and not really humor yet, but be patient! The next chapter will be Selphie and Irvine getting pierced and their experiences. Rated R for later language and reference to sexual *ahem* themes. Yay!
Dislaimer: I don't own the characters. No=sue Author!
"You're what!?"
"I'm getting my eyebrow pierced," she giggled. She didn't see what the big deal was, but it seemed that everybody was against her getting the silver appendage. Squall just looked at her and Irvine's outburst. 'What am I going to do with these two,' he thought.
"Selphie, you can't. I won't allow it." Uh-oh. Wrong thing to say apparently.
"You can't tell me what I can and can not do!" she stuck her tongue out at the tall Galbadian. "I am getting it done and that is final." Irvine gave a pleading look towards Squall and he just shrugged.
"I'm not saying anything." What Squall said next shocked everybody.
"I actually wanted to get my eyebrow done." They looked at the commander like he had three heads and a tail. "What?"
"Eek!" she squealed, "Squall! We can go together!" Irvine didn't like the beaming of his girlfriend at Squall. Irvine, not wanting to be left out, made a snap decision.
"Fine. Then I'm getting one, also," he declared. Selphie gave him a questioning look but then just decided to nod and smile.
"Okay," her eyes danced around him, "let's all go."
Squall shifted uncomfortably, what if it hurt? Sure, he had faced monsters, aliens and soldiers…and evil sorceresses, but this was a needle…in his eyebrow…doesn't that hurt? Before he could ponder anymore about the topic, Zell and Quistis appeared in the door.
"What's up, Squally my man?" Zell's voice knew exactly how to get on Squall's nerves. Quistis nodded and smiled at Selphie.
"We're getting piercings!" Selphie beamed. The two newly entered SeeDs just looked shocked.
"Selphie…you are?" asked a curious Quistis. Selphie nodded and smiled.
"Irvine's getting one, too, and I guess Squall wanted one."
They all looked over at Squall. He growled at them. Was it so hard to believe that he wanted something that would take his mind off of current events?
"I'll get one with you guys…or maybe another tattoo," decided Zell. He had gotten many piercings before, so this wasn't a big deal to him. He just always got bored with them and didn't want to take of them much, so they pussed and healed, showing little to no scar.
The group looked expectedly at Quistis.
"What? No…" she spoke, sternly. Selphie gave her puppy-eyes, Squall rolled his, Irvine smirked and Zell tried not to laugh…unsuccessfully.
"We knew you wouldn't do it," Irvine spoke.
"Yeah…ha…so predictable…" laughed Zell.
"Fine!" an outraged Quistis yelled.
"For once, you will see that I have layers." The group smiled.
"No! Really."
"Let's go now," Selphie said, her eyes twinkling.
As they started to leave, Riona caught them and they all exchanged hellos, except Squall who grumbled his. After much arguing, Riona decided to join them. 'Hey', she thought, if worse comes to show, I could always pretend to faint and Squall will have to look after me, the brunette thought.
They ended up at a parlor called, 'Steve's Tattoos'. As they entered, a few began to get nervous. They looked around and sat in the little waiting area. Selphie went and told the man at the counter that her and her friends would like piercings. She went back to the group and they all decided that Selphie would go first.