AN: Hi readers. Okay, the first chapter wasn't that great-I was actually going to take it down until people started actually enjoying it. So, I wrote another. This is kind of short as well, but it's a shorter story.

Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with the creators of FF8, nor Steve's Tattoo's [STs is a real parlor in my hometown-it's where I go!]




Chapter 2, Fun with Needles




Selphie sat down next to a very nervous Riona and a very hansome Irvine. She squeezed Riona's hand and Riona pulled it away.

"It'll be fine," she smiled, "it's only a needle! Hey, needles are fun!"

Riona just gave her a horrified look and whimpered. Zell was trying not to laugh out loud so, he got up to look at the piercing book. He looked at mostly tribal designs, but also some dragons and such.

"Squall?" came a female voice.

A glare followed by grumbling was in motion.

"I'm scared..." Riona just couldn't understand why the commander wasn't swooning to hold her. She was wearing her best spandex shorts.

"Ugh...whatever..." came the all-to-familiar reply.

"I've decided what I am getting done," declared a now standing cowboy.

"I'm getting a Prince Albert!"

Everybody looked confused except for Zell who was laughing and Selphie who looked happy-erm...happier. No, just downright giddy.

"What's that," questioned Quistis.

"That means he's getting his penis pierced!" blurted out Slephie.

The group looked shocked as they eyed the tall Galbadian.

"What?" came his his reply.

The group went silent. The guys thought about the pain and blood and the girls thought about how HOT that was. Irvine. Naked. Piercing...

"Do it!" called Riona.

"Yeah!" Selhpie and Quisis chimed in.

This, of course made Zell jealous of the attention and blurted out, "I think I'll join you, Irvine."

Silence yet again.

It seemed as though someone had cast silence over the gang and no one know what an Echo Screen was. Hah. Jokes are funny. Anyway...the piercer appeared and he called out Selphie's name. She approached the back area and sat in one of the chairs.

"What kind do you want, girlie?"

"My tongue," she giggled. She had wanted her eyebrow done, but she thought, hey, maybe a tongue ring would be more...fun. Yes, Irvine would like that.

As the piercer was getting ready to get a fresh needle, anti-bacterial and the clamp, Irvine walked up to her. She told him she was getting her tongue done and he couldn't have looked more happy. He was giddy, really. What's with everyone being giddy? Oh wait...

"What for?" he asked, excited about the answer he hoped she'd reply with. She just grinned wickedly. Good enough for him. He kissed her roughly.

"Okay you two, enough," the piercer had finished and looked suspiciously at Irvine's purple blouse...errrm...shirt.

Selphie stuck her tongue out and he put the clamp on it. It hurt a little, but not that badly. He counted to three, but on two he quickly slid the needle through her tongue. Irvine fainted at the sight of the little trickle of blood coming out of the girls tongue. Squall, who heard a 'thump', decided to see what was up and found Irvine on the floor, passed out cold and Selphie fumbling to say 'hi' with a needle sticking through her tongue. What a sight.

Squall pulled Irvine to the waiting room and went back to Selphie to see her new toy. When he got back the needle was out and a barbell was in. She held her little baggie of cleaning solution and salt.

"Hi Thquall!" she laughed. "I have a lithp!"

"Stick out your tongue." She did and he wondered how that would feel-uh, to get it done, yeah. He turned to leave, when the guy started explaining to her how to take care of it.

He went back to the waiting room to check on Irvine. He was laying on the floor with his eyes wide open now. He shuddered a few times.

"No....blood....needles...."

Before long, Irvine's name was called to go back and get his Prince Albert. Squall dragged him over there, with the help of Selphie, and Irvine got in the chair. He started to shake and fidget with items in his pocket.

"Drop your pants," spoke the piercer. Selphie giggled, and Squall cleared his throat. He wanted to see this get done, but he didn't really want to see Irvine naked. What's a guy like Squall to do? He chose to stay after much debating in his head.

Irvine dropped his pants and flushed slightly. Squall looked amused as Irvine's cock was erect and standing proudly, waiting to get the silver appendage. Irvine looked to his side to see the supplies needed. Wait...what was that cloth for? Blood!? Of course, he fainted again, this time falling off the chair. Zell came in to see what was up and came to see Selphie scrampling to get Irvine's pants on, Squall looking horrified at the fact that he may have to help her and the piercer just shaking his head.

"Zell! Help uth!" came Selphie's voice.

"Your tongue? Awesome," he flushed. He didn't want to touch Irvine let along pull his pants up. 'Stall, Zell, stall!' he thought to himself. Without thinking of anything to do, he quickly pulled up Irvine's pants and dashed to the bathroom to wash his hands.

"Why'd he leave so fast?" Squall asked.

Irvine, just waking, struggled to get up on his own.

"Who copped a feel?" Irvine spoke drowsily.

Squall and Selphie just looked at each other and towards the bathroom.



---In the wating area---


"I don't know if I can go through with this," came Rionas voice.

"So don't," spoke Quistis, rather bored.

"But I have to prove to Squall that--"

"No you don't," she cut.

They both sighed and looked at the opposite wall.

Just then, Irvine came in and mumbled something about being violated. Selphie followed, giggling while Squall was being dragged in by her and was he...no...wait...smiling!? What the hell!?

Before long it was Zell's turn to get his Prince Albert. Zell smiled and shadow boxed before he left for the back. Quisis followed after announcing she was sick of waiting and that she would be after Zell.


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That's all for now! Next chapter=Zell gets his Penis, but what does Quistis get done?
I'm thinking of an alternative ending to this involving lemon, but I'll still finish this with the R rating. What do you think?

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