Chapter 3
Kami: Hi Hi! It's me again! Yay! Here's the next Chapter!
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So the dooming group ended up at the airport. They went through baggage check and security miraculously without being searched in a random security check, and somehow their weapons came with them (A/N-I don't know how they kept them, or where, so don't ask me to explain). Then they went to their gate, but no one was there, so after much asking they found the gate their flight was at and began to wait.
Airport Slave (AS): The flight has been delayed and is expected to come an hour late.
The hour was spent grumbling and quoting IZ. An hour finally passed.
AS: The flight has been delayed another hour.
This hour was spent grumbling, reading "JtHM", "Squee", "I Feel Sick", "Fillerbunny", etc, IZ quoting, or watching Zim (after it loaded) on Random's laptop after he managed to load it from the Internet. The hour passed, then another, and finally, two and a half-hours after the airport slaves second announcement, she spoke again.
AS: *smug voice* Sorry, but this flight has been canceled. Refunds will be given, as well as credit for one free flight per person.
Linzy: Tempt my wrath?!?! Vile weasil squeezer!!!!!
Cryingchild: You have invoked an evil older than man!!! Older than croutons!!!
All except guild members and one girl: O.O
Girl: I luv Happy Noodle Boy! Jhonen rocks!
Girl's parents: *pulling her away* Come dear, don't interact with crazy people such as these!
Girl: Aw *yells to doomers* Never forget the greatness of Jhonen!
Doomers: *yell back* We won't!! Bye!
Then the AS took off her mask and the Bums jumped out and got killed and the doomers went home and Kami went and played with Kat. The end!
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Kami: KAT!!! DON'T WRITE IN MY FIC!!!
Kat: But I want u to play with me!
Kami: Can I finish this chapter first? Please?
Kat: No! Now!
Kami: Go bother Daegon and I'll give u a cupcake!
Kat: Cupcakes! Yay! ^_^ *goes off yelling*
Daegon: *off screen* Kat! Stop that!
Kami: Poor Daegon oh well, back to the fic. Now where was I? Oh yeah
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Doomers: *yell back* We won't!! Bye!
As our heroes got ready to take out their instruments of doom
Kuro: Idiots! Do you want to get us arrested? Let's just get our refund and leave!
So they all got their money back (with much threatening) and left the airport.
ZtHM: Now what?
Irken Insane: *looks towards author* We need the author to write us in Florida.
Me: Hey! U r NOT supposed to ask me! So no!
All: *death glare*
Me: Fine ^_^' Oh well, mysterious magical author powers are fun!
So they all suddenly find themselves in Orlando, Florida. YAY! (Daegon: No commentary! Only in author notes! Kami: Fine. Ur no fun u.u)
Random: Cool! That worked well! Say, Kuro, no one asked, do u have weapons?
In reply Kuro took out bubble stuff and blew a bubble.
Kat23a: *reaches for bubble* I name thee squagie, bubble of doom!
Kuro: DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!
The bubble popped on the ground exploding and making a huge dent.
All except Kuro: 0.o
Iriadne: I want pretty exploding bubbles ;_;
Cryingchild: *Zim voice* Silence! *regular voice* Let us continue on our loverly mission of doom!!!!!
All:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So they continued walking as soon as they noticed that Nickelodeon studios were right across the street. As they walked, a young girl, who looked about ten years old (A/N- She's really a couple years younger, but we probably shouldn't have doomers who are younger than ten) bumped into Kami.
Girl: Oh, I'm so sorry! I wasn't looking where Kami?
Kami: *double take* Lily! My absolute favorite little cousin! (A/N- she is) What on Irk are u doing here?
Lily: Irk?? I'm here on a trip. How about u?
Kami: Remember how I told u I really hated and wanted to doom those BUMs? *Lily nodded* Well, here I am!!
Lily: Can I come? *Sad puppy face* Please?
All but Cryingchild: *look at CC* Well?
Cryingchild: U gots a weapon?
Lily: Sorta. I got this hypno thingy.
Fujiko: Ooo, I got a good idea *evil grin*
Moo: What? *Zim voice* Tell me!
Fujiko: Well, there will hopefully be some BUM lovers to doom. What if we hypnotize them to kill the BUMs, but to realize what they're doing?
Squeek: But I wanna kill BUMs too!
Fujiko: We could have them kill one of the BUMs. Or we could make the BUMs kill one of their stupid friends or visa versa! That would leave the rest for us! So can Lily come?
Cryingchild: Come! The more the merrier.
Rach: uh lets split up! Then if one group finds the BUMS they can call the other somehow!
Iriadne: *digs through her bag* Ooo look! Walky talkies!
Kami and Fujiko: The bag of everything ! ^_^
Sez: Hows about a Dib lover group and a Zim lover group so we donÕt get into big Zim vs. Dib fights? Cryingchild: Kay ^_^! *quick count* two groups of nine. Raise your hand if u would never give any answer besides Zimmy as your fave! *she, ZtHM, and Invader Xat raised their hands* Is u would only answer Dib raise your hand! *Linzy, Moo, Kat23a, Kami, and Sez* Hmm.. 3 and 5. If u include Zimmy and not Dib in your favorites raise your hand *Irken Insane and Rab* Dib and not Zim? *JhonenObsessor, Iriadne, and Fujiko* 5 and 8Lily, go with your cousin and the others come in my group. *looks at the two groups and beams* Wow! Look what I did! Yay me! WhoÕs gonna lead the other group?
JhonenObsessor: Can I? *Cryingchild nods*
So they split up. JhonenObsessor took one walky talky and led the Dib lover group, which also included Iriadne, Lily, kat23a, Sez, Kami, Moo, Linzy, and Fujiko. Cryingchild took the other walky talky and led the Zim lover group, which also included Irken Insane, ZtHM, Invader Xat, Kuro, Random, Squeek, Rach, and Rab. They entered the studios, and split up, humming the doom song.
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Kami: What do u all think?
Kat: tell us!
Kami: Is anyone's character/personality messed up? I'll try to fix it!
Kami and Kat: R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R!!!!