Chapter 4
Kami: Yay! I finally get to the part where…
Kat: DON'T TELL!
Kami: Okay, sheesh, don't yell! Here it is! What you've all been waiting for! (Well, not really.) CHAPTER FOUR!!!
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As they were walking, both groups began to get bored. VERY bored.
Cryingchild's group:Random: This is getting BORING.
Cryingchild: Spank my ass and call me Debbie! Hey! You cloud! C'mere! C'MERE! Everybody! Say it with me and wiggle! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look! David Hasslehoff CAN fly!
(A/N-Yay! Quotes! Me luv happy noodle boy quotes! Weehee! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!)
Kuro and Random: O.O
Squeek: *claps*
Cryingchild: Far from the evil toenails of doom!
Muffled voice from inside door they were about to pass: I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doom….
Different muffled voice: Gir… shut…up…
The group looked at each other.
ZtHM, Irken Insane, Rab, Invader Xat, and Cryingchild: ZIMMY!
Rach: GIR!
Squeek: ZIM and GIR!
They burst through the door and…
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In some other hall way…
Jhonen Obsessor's group:
(A/N- I'm so evil aren't I ^_^)
Sez: Are we to never find our enemy?
Linzy: These hands! I can't get them off my wrists! You deny me freshmaker? Argh! Deceit! This was no car after all! It was a spy moose! Yum! Dirt!
(A/N: Yay! More quoties!)
Lily: o.0
Kat23a and Kami: *claps*
Fujiko: *Zim voice* Let us rain DOOM upon the filthy heads of our DOOMED enemies!
Muffled voice from inside door they were about to pass: I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doom….
Different muffled voice: Gir… shut…up…
The group looked at each other.
All group except Lily: Gir and Zim! *thinking: I hope Dib is there too*
They burst through the door and…
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Both groups burst through at the exact same time.
(A/N: What, u want me to deprive one of the groups of freeing the IZ characters and the other of beginning the fighting? No way! I mean, I want to do both, and that wouldn't be fair!)
They stopped in astonishment and upsetness. There was the full Invader Zim cast, but kept in these jail like cagey thingies. Then both groups saw the other, noticed something, then looked at themselves.
All: SQUEE! We…have…been…JHONENFIED!!!
They then rush to open the cagey thingies, but find that there are no keys to be found. So ZtHM pulls out her huge blaster, Kami her laser, and Kuro her bubbles. Now keep in mind that as they had tried hard to escape, but been unable to, trying things like lasers, bomb things, sharp knives, etc, and none came close to working, they were now very discouraged and also kind of out of character. And Gaz was raging because one of the evil nickelodeon-slaves had taken her gameslave.
(A/N- Gaz mad, no gameslave? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs screaming*)
Only Gir was oblivious to this capture. He was currently playing with a rubber piggy and chanting 'taco taco taco'
(A/N- on the count of three AW with me at the cuteness. One, two, three. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww. Soo kayute!)
Dib: no use. We've tried every thing, even so called 'superior Irken weapons'.
(A/N- No! No my Dibby! Don't give up! Never give up!
Daegon: stop so many commentaries!
Kami: fine, fine…)
Zim: How can PATHETIC human weapons help us where superior Irken weaponry can't? And especially that tiny…thing and bubbles, and even though the blaster looks good…
Kami: NO ONE CALLS MY SWEETY PATHETIC!!!!
All: O.O;;;;;;;;
Kuro: Kami, calm down. And these are special bubbles! They go EXPLODY!
ZtHM: Just sit back and watch the masters… or their weapons… at work.
The three immediately went to work, Kuro's bubbles blowing huge holes in the cages, and with Kami's blaster set on high, her sweety and ZtHM's blaster disintegrated the cagies. Very soon all the characters were free.
All the cast (except Gaz- she's too angry): O.O
Zim: Maybe not ALL earth weapons are pathetic. Teach me the secrets of your weapons!
Dib: Why? So you can take over the world? *turns to the doomers* He's an alien!
All: Yup! ^_~
Dib: U believe me…
All: Uh huh!! ^_^
Unable to stop them selves any longer, ZtHM, Cryingchild, Rab, Irken Insane, and Invader Xat glomped Zim, Sez, JhonenObsessor, Linzy, Moo, Kat23a, and Kami, glomped Dib, and Rach latched herself to Gir. Needless to say, the three IZ characters were knocked over. Lily, Kuro and Random tried to figure out what just happened, Squeek just stood entranced by the cast, and Fujiko was fingering something in her pocket while whispering to Iriadne.
Now, a little info u should know. When Jhonenfied, Invader Xat was turned Irken. She had cool iridescent eyes. Pretty! Also, Have I mentioned that in the weapons, the claws belonged to Squeek, who was (and is during the whole fic) a 'goodie-goodie vampire cat thing'. Also, ZtHM, Linzy, Rab, Iriadne, Cryingchild, and Fujiko wore black trenchcoats while Kami wore a dark blue one, so both Dib and Zim looked a bit like piles of trenchcoats. Finally the girls got off their favorite characters very VERY reluctantly. Dib and Zim got up and brushed themselves off, but Gir wanted more.
Gir: More hugs pretty lady!
(A/N- we've got Dib, we've got the cuteness of Gir, what more could we want? Oh yeah, we got Zim too. No I don't hate him, I couldn't if I wanted to, or even dislike him, but he's always trying to hurt Dib! And personally, I need only Dibby, and Gir also would make life perfect. The other IZ characters would make it better than perfect!)
All doomers: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Fujiko finally pulled the thing out of her pocket. It was a small thing that looked like a laser, labeled a…Chibizer? She fired it, and a bright light grew, and when it had engulfed all in the room (doomers and IZ characters alike) -including her- it flashed pretty colors, then disappeared. Fujiko then fired it quickly at Gir, only engulfing him somehow (in order to undo the first time). Every one went chibi, and then anime-style.
Fujiko: Ha ha! I have worked the Dark Trick upon you all! Now, you in the black trenchcoat, come hither.
ZtHM, Linzy, Rab, Iriadne, Cryingchild, and Dib: *look at her confused*
Fujiko: *sighs* Dib, come hither.
Dib: why?…
Fujiko glomps him, while everyone else is trying to figure out what happened.
Iriadne: *stuned* Wow… I thought u were kidding…
Kami: *likewise* U actually did it… *snaps out of it* SQUEE!!!
Iriadne and Kami look at Dib, then they too glomp him. The rest of the fans join the glomping of their favorite characters once more.
(A/N- My friend who is Fujiko in this fic, drew an amazing picture of Dib in anime form. He…is…so…HOT! *drools*
Daegon: *walks in and slaps her*
Kami: thanks… I needed that. Anyhoo, I haven't seen her draw anime Zim, but I'm sure he looks great too)
Voice: Mistress!!!
Everyone stopped glomping, and looked around for the voice. Imagine Gir. Now take away his antenna, give him cat ears, cat whiskers, and a cat tail, 'eyelids' and eyelashes, and make it a girl. Now make him… um, her… a bit smarter, but almost always acting just like Gir does. This is what jumped into view (from where? I dunno). The robot went over to Kami, knocked her over with a hug, then jumped on her head.
Random: Kami, I share the ff.net account with u… So how on Earth…er, I mean Irk… did Kat get out of your fics?
Kat23a: Another Kat? This could get confusing…
Kami: Named so because of her cat-like looks.
Rab: So… maybe when Jhonenfied… she got created?
Squeek: She's cute!
Kat: Pretty kitty!
Squeek: o.0…
Gir: *sees Kat* HIII!!!
Zim: How did u get an advanced model like mine?
Kami: My fan character built her! But she's a bit more intelligent then Gir… Or she's supposed to be…
Everyone started chatting with their favorite characters. Random had taken out his computer and was getting tips at playing downloaded games from Gaz (who was a bit happier since she could get at her games). Lily and Rach were fascinated by Gir and Kat, who were playing happily with each other. Some of the doomers were gathered around Zim, talking about who knows what (possibly the Irken race). Others were gathered around Dib, who was obviously glad about having people finally believe him. JhonenObsessor was talking to Red, while Squeek was going from character to character, unable to decide on one.
Kuro: Am I the only one not obsessing here?
Moo: Normal person! Evil!
Fujiko: Give me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Just then a very cute little mousie runs by, probably terrified by all the people and by Kat and Gir who were chasing it. Kuro followed happily.
Rab: Maybe she's not so normal after all…
Xat: Say, are we gonna doom or what?
Linzy: Shall we split up again? Same groups?
Gaz: We're coming. I want to get revege on the BUM who took my gameslave.
Zim: Yes, we too will rain doom upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies.
Sez: (To Fujiko) Didn't u already say that?
Gir, Kat, and Rach: I'm gonna sing the Doom song now!
All except IZ cast: Doom doom doom…
Iriadne: *Interrupting* Can we doom now?
Rach: Gir with us! And Zim!
Linzy: Dib and Gaz with us!
Squeek: Yay! We have enough people to doom the stupid martians and those kids!
ZtHM: Let's go!
Lily: excuse me, but we didn't ask if anyone else wanted to come, and we shouldn't force Dib or Gir.
Dib: You said martians, right? *pulls out camera* If I have no believers about Zim, besides u guys, then Ill have proof of these!
Cryingchild: probably the only time I'll say this, but have fun with the martians.
Xat: Run all the tests u want on their horrible mutilated corpses.
Dib: Yes! Finally a chance to prove that all the things I've been saying are actually true!
Gir: I wanna come! I like doom!
Rab: Anyone else?
All the others shook their heads, so the groups split up to continue their mission of doom.
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Kami: So what do u think?
Daegon: Remind me to keep away from Gaz this trip.
Kami: You mean keep Random away?
Daegon: Yeah.
Kat: *points to picture on wall* What is it?
Kami: It's a pic…
Kat: What is it?!?!?!?
Kami: It's a picture of…
Kat: WHAT IS IT?
Kami: It's a picture of Dib in anime form! *Looks at picture (drawn by Fujiko) and begins staring happily*
Kat: Err… mistress is busy, so come back next time for… Chapter FIVE! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!