Chapter 5
Kami: HI!! Weeeeee're back! The fic of doom continues! YAY! As well as since last Friday (the 19th) They put in 'Hey Arnold' instead of Zim. Well at least on Sunday they had Abduction and The Sad Sad Tale of Chickenfoot. I was able to tape it! Especially because the week before on Sunday they had a different show. And I accidentally turned on the TV to early and saw BUMs! The HORROR! Not to mention it was an episode I had seen twice before (once when I had never seen it before, and once when I didn't know it was on, so it was an accident). And to make everything worse, I saw an article that said BUM was amazingly popular!
Kami, Daegon, Kat, and readers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kami: So, this fic is more needed then before. Also, read the doomfic by 'Invader Zil' and the one by Cryingchild, and any others when they come out! Kat please introduce the fic.
Kat: 'Kay! ^_^ *shrieking very loudly*AND NOW, CHAPTER FIVE OF THE FANFIC OF UNSPEAKABLE MARTIAN DOOM!!!!!!!!!
Kami: Err… maybe that was over doing it Kat *winces at hurting ears*
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Cryingchild's groupIrken Insane: Hmm… Spongebob… Hey Arnold…Rugrats…*All shudder* Where's BUM? By the way, do u 2 know who the BUMs are?
Gir: Yes! Waitaminute, no.
Rach: The… Butt…Ugly…Martians. *All shudder*
Zim: Are they also trying to become the supreme rulers of Earth?
Squeek: Hm… From what I heard, they were sent to capture Earth, but liked it and are now trying to save it.
Zim: They disserted their leader. Such disloyalty must be punished, as well as their leader who is a contender for MY planet.
Gir: I like madness!
Just then they arrived at a door labeled BUM and…
(A/N- I'm so evil! XD You guesses it, here's…)
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JhonenObsessor's groupDib: So just who are these aliens, anyway.
Kat23a: The *shudder* Butt…ugly…martians
Gaz: *glaring* The ugly things that took my gameslave?
Linzy: …probably…
Dib: The ones who caused our capture…
All in group: *nod*
Dib and Gaz: *eyes narrow slits* They must be punished.
All in group: *flinch, and back up from Gaz a little*
Just then they stopped before a door marked BUMs… and literally bumped into the other group. With a silent consensus, they throw open the door. They started in, then stopped.
JhonenObsessor: It's quiet. Way too quiet.
Sez: Do we dare continue?
All: *look at each other and nod* Yup.
Halfway through the LOOONG hallway, the theme song from BUMs began to play. "We are the Martians, the butt ugly Martians, we are the Martians, the butt ugly Martians"
(A/N- I'm not making it up. It really is that horrible. Make sure you NEVER turn the TV on for IZ too early, BUM is on first. How can the greatness that is IZ be preceded by the horribleness of BUM?!?!?!?!?)
Everyone but Kat and Gir clapped their hands over their ears in an attempt to drown the 'music' out.
Invader Xat: The HORROR!
Iriadne: MAKE IT STOP!
Zim: Gir!
Gir: *going red* Yes, my master.
Zim: Trace this noise back to its source and make it stop.
Gir: *still red* Yes master. *goes blue* Can Kat come?
Kat: *who, for some reason hopped on Dib's head, bounces up and down on it* PLEASE!
Dib: Get off my head!
Kami: *giggles* 'Kay!
Kat: *Salutes, hitting her head too hard and falling over*
Gir and Kat: YAAAAAY!!!!!!!
Rab: Hurry! We can't take this much longer!
The two robots hurried off. Just then, a big pink plastic sheet covered everyone (but the two robots, they're already out of the hall). It broke up, forming a pink, see through cube around each person/ Irken/ cat creature.
(A/N- thankies to Squeek for the pink cube idea!)
Squeek: Pink…pink is evil!
Moo: Think there is a chance that Gir or Kat might free us?
All but Zim, Kuro, and Lily: No.
ZtHM: Cheer up! We got our weapons! *pulls out blaster ray*
All who had sharp pointy objects or lasers or the like pulled them out. They fired/ slashed/ cut at the bars, but to no avail. Soon a boy dressed all in yellow came down the hall.
Boy: Ha! Pathetic! Pathetic Zim lovers!
Zim: That's MY line!
Hurls himself against cube wall the best he can. It stretches with him, just enough to tap the boy lightly.
Boy: OW!
Linzy: Moo! Moo! Moo! I am voodoo cursing you!!!
Iriadne: Stupid BUM lover! Who are you to laugh at us! We should be laughing at the fate that will befall you!
(A/N- There is going to be a scene w/ me and the boy, sorry to give myself so much, but there's a grudge I must resolve in this fic, If not for real)
Boy: Why should I tell you I'm called Pickles?? Huh??
Kami: *stiffens* *Under breath* you… *out loud, with a fake anime girl smile* Hi! Recognize me??
Pickles: Gerbil100? Neopets?
Kami: *gags* Uh huh!
Pickles: How did you get caught? I thought you said you 'saw the light'…
Kami: I was caught up with them *mouths sorry to the others* I tricked them *cough-play-along-cough*
All except Kami and Pickles: What! But… we thought…
Kami: Look, can you just get me out of here?
Pickles: For a fellow BUM lover *Kami gags, and turns green* Sure!
Pickles went to a panel and pressed some buttons. Just then, Kat and Gir blasted in and watched him.
Gir: I hear the noise!
Kat: It's from over there!
Gir: Lets go!!
The two of them zoomed off happily in the opposite direction from last time. Just then the cube around Kami disappeared.
Kami: *cough-I'll-be-back-cough* Pickles, I need to talk to you. *evil grin, which Pickles doesn't notice*
Pickles: Come on!
They went off. When they were alone Kami pulled her sweety out of her blue trenchcoat, and pointed it at Pickles.
Kami: At last, we meet. At long last, you shall pay for the insults you gave to the great show Invader Zim and to our GOD, its creator, Jhonen Vasquez. Did you really think you could get away with that, stink-beast?
(A/N- You see, Pickles went to our guild and insulted everything the guild stands for, and responded to the insulting neomail I sent him politely, but still insulting IZ and Jhonen at the same time, as well as saying how BUMs was good. His real name is Ryan Minore, so If you happen to know him…)
Pickles: *surprised* But I thought… *recovers quickly from the shock* Oh no you don't!!! BKM!!! *waits* I said, BKM!!
Kami: Don't you need three people for that?
Pickles: Here! *hands her little pyramid thingy*
Kami: *takes it, tosses it from hand to hand, then throws it up high and obliterates it with her laser* What was that supposed to do? *re-aims laser*
Pickles: I give up…
Kami pulled out a string from nowhere, and tied him up. Then she went chibi, and did her happy/victory dance. (Think Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain, when Zim does the 'dance' in the elevator, but more lively)
Pickles: 0.0… you shrunk… what was that?
Kami: Doth thou not know anime? As Fujiko says, thou doth sucketh! Now take me to your leader… original, no? ^_^
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Back at the group…
Kat23a: *takes out chocolate* chocolate…
JhonenObsessor: Wait!
Moo: Save it for the BUMs!!
Kat23a: 'kay!
Rab: *looks down hall, and recoils in disgust* Is that…
Cryingchild: *looks, and shudders* Oh no…
Yes, it was the BUMs…Talking to the evil Herb Scannel
(A/N-Now, I must apologize, Because I know not of the BUMs names, so I must call them BUM1, BUM2, and BUM3, and their human friends Boy1, Boy2, and Girl… after all, why should I know them?)
BUM1: Say, your traps worked. You caught someone.
ZtHM: *sarcastically* Oh, joy. Look, it's Target Practice.
Scummel: Your puny threats can't hurt us now!
BUM2: Say, look. We caught people.
BUM3: Huh?
(A/N- I haven't watched it enough to know what they're like, so I'm making them as stupid as possible. It is my opinion that the BUMs must be stupider then they are on the show, no matter how stupid they are, any way, as no one who's smart would be as horrible as they are. This also proves the Zim characters (or the main ones at least, not the classmates) must be geniuses as they have such an AMAZINGLY WONDERFUL show)
Lily: So this is what I was missing by not watching Nick? *shudders* I'm glad I never saw this!
BUMs: You DARE insult our gloryif.. gloryn…gloryness?
All doomers: Yup!
Dib: Is that even a word?
Gaz: You…In the red… *points to BUM3* You took my gameslave… Give me the gameslave or you will be plunged into a nightmare world from which there is no waking.
BUM3: No. Whatcha gonna do bout it?
Gaz: I hope you like nightmare worlds!
Gaz somehow appeared outside of the cubey thing, as BUM3 ran off. Screams were heard in the distance. Gaz then reappeared in the cube thingy playing her gameslave.
Gaz: Equilibrium has been restored.
Lily: *small voice* remind me to never anger Gaz.
Scummel: A clever trick, yes, but it wont help you now! *Pulls down microphone* all nicktoons report to the main auditorium at once!
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Back with Kami and Pickles:
Loud speaker: All nicktoons report to the main auditorium at once!
Kami All right, take me there now!
Pickles: N… *sees laser pointed at head* *sigh* yes ma'am.
Kami: What you think? Two more chapters left, and one is yet to be written, if u want to be in the story and aren't in it yet, I can probably fit u into the last chapter! Oh, did I mention, any flames will be checked to make sure they don't have any suggestions, laughed at, printed out and shredded, then baked into cupcakes and fed to Kat!
Kat: Cupcakes!!!!!
Kami: Uh oh… the oven's broken!
Kat: I'll fix it! *goes off and tinkers with oven*
Kami: Wait! Don't…
Kat: All fixed!
Kami: *stares in awe* I always forget you can be intelligent…
Kat: Wahahooooooooo! I'm running! Wahahoooooooooo!
Kami: ^_^''' maybe not… REVIEW!!! I'm begging you! PLEASE!!!