Chapter 6
Kami: Everyone ready for chapter 6? *silence* Anyone? *silence* Anyone at all???
Kat and Daegon: Just write
Kami: Fine.
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The scene opened on a huge room filled with awful nicktoons, all focused on the huge stage Herb Scummel is standing on.
Scummel: Toons, we have today captured a group of doomers.
(A/N- No, don't go! Pay back time is near!)
The pink cubes appeared on the stage.
Cryingchild: Kat23a, chocolate time!
Kat23a: *consumes chocolate* Ooo! Shiney rocks! My chimichangas produce bedsores! AAAH! It's the spam! *continues spewing wonderful nonsense*
Linzy: WAAAIT!!! This man is not dead!! Stop! Oh, the horror, the funky horror!
Cryingchild: Those kids are after me lucky charms! Must get to my car and escape! Shit! Speed lines are chasing me!
Cryingchild and Linzy: I know you're hiding Martians in your head! Gimmie them Martians! I am going to put butter on them! Martians! Grr!!
Just then Kat and Gir blasted in, leaving a small trail of fire behind them, and frying Scummel.
Zim: Gir! Do you know how to get us out?
Gir: Yes! Wait-a-minute, no.
Kat: Ooo! Buttons!
Kat and Gir proceeded to happily press random buttons. The cubes went blue, then purple with yellow polkadots, then circular, and then disappeared, freeing the doomers. All the toons then panicked without Scummel to help them, and ran for the exits. They froze upon hearing Gir and Kat running with them and screaming, thinking it to be a game.
Xat: Give us them Martians!
The crowd split, and the two remaining BUMs got pushed forward. Sez had been examining the buttons, and caused the BUMs to be enclosed in black cube things (think about it, if they like pink, and other bright colors, then they probably hate black).
Squeek: And the leaders and the alien hunter person!
The crowd split again and revealed the Martian leader and scientist, who Sez caged, then pointed to Dib.
Dib: Not me you idiots! The one in the BUM show!
The crowd split once again, pushing forward the hunter person.
Rach: And their little friends too!
The same thing happened once again.
Rab: Now leave!
There was a rush as all the toons rushed out, leaving only Kami and the bound Pickles.
Random: *happily* HIIII!!
Kat: *jumps on Random's head* Mistress!
Kami: Don't call me that! And I brought a BUM lover.
BUM1: What do you want from us?
Irken Insane: Because of YOUR horrendous show, Invader Zim was canceled.
BUM2: But… there's gonna be new episodes!
All:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(A/N- when I wrote this, it was the day before the first new episodes were coming out.)
JhonenObsessor: Even so, the wonderfulness that was IZ has been canceled.
Moo: And your show is terrible, horrendous, awful, horrible, painful, ghastly, repulsive, hateful, foul, revolting, disgusting, sickening, nauseating, appalling, horrifying, and just plain bad!!!
(A/n-thesauruses are fun. Six words meaning the same thing! ^_^)
ZtHM: *evil grin* So we must kill you now.
Sez: Dooming time!!! All doors locked?]
Fujiko: Uh-huh. Lily, can I borrow your hypno thingy?
Lily: 'kay! *gives it to her*
Kami: No! It's MY revenge! Let me!
Fujiko: *disappointed* Fine. *gives it to Kami*
Kami: *aims at Pickles* Uh… here goes… *fires. Pickles is instantly in hypno mode* Cool! When I snap you will wake up and your body will force you to kill… the BUM in yellow, but you will see what you are doing and uselessly try to resist. *snaps, no sound comes out* Crap, I forgot I can't snap. 'Kay… When Fujiko snaps what I said would happen will.
Fujiko: Thanks! *snaps*
Pickles woke from his trance, and after Kami untied him Iriadne gave him her scythe. He took it, confused.
Pickles: Why are you giving it to me?
Invader Xat: You'll see…
Sez then opened the black cagey things.
Girl: You're letting us go? Thank you! We knew you wouldn't be mean enough to kill people.
Iriadne: Actually, you're not really people. And we think a battle is a much more fun and fair way to show our superiority. Not to mention that there's no honor in killing helpless enemies.
The BUM cast gulped, scared.
Rach: Remember, a looooong PAINFUL death.
Kat23a: *consumes nacho cheese* Crackers, crackers, but no squeezy cheese! You've broken my secret elbow! *continues to babble*
Iriadne: *singing* This magical mystery filth is really pissing me off!
Bum1: You will fail on your mission.
Rab: It's better than deserting it!
BUM1: B!
BUM2: K!
Linzy: you're missing a bum.
The BUM cast panicked and ran. BUM1 tripped over a vampire kitty, a.k.a. Squeek.
Squeek: Butt-ugly blue. Yuck! *attacks BUM1's eyes with her claws.
The Dooming began. Kat and Gir were happily chasing the girl around, while Rach followed behind waiting for the girl to tire out so Rach could take her out with hard punches. Random was fighting one boy, hitting, cutting, and burning him, while Rab slashed at him. Gaz was in a corner, playing her gameslave. Cryingchild had taken on the other boy, firing lots of cool weapon thingies from her sphere things, including sporks, knives, etc.
(A/N- OMG! My spell check is telling me that spork isn't a word!)
Pickles was chasing after BUM2, scythe in hand, obviously trying to stop. Kami was leaning against all wall, watching him. Squeek was blinding BUM1, while Iriadne was using her fire magic and Fujiko her ice magic, burning and freezing the BUM. This naturally caused much pain.
Dib was fighting the alien hunter, and since the hunter was amazingly well equipped (probably just in case of aliens), Linzy, Kat23a, and JhonenObsessor helped. Lily was standing with her cousin, fascinated. Kuro was talking to her, while blowing her bubbles as enemies passed, somehow never hitting a friend. Zim and Invader Xat had taken on the martian leader and scientist, with there 'superior' Irken technology. These martians, being the leaders, were also well equipped, So Irken Insane and ZtHM helped Zim -who insisted he didn't need help, only to be ignored-, and Sez, and Moo were helping Invader Xat.
Oh, yes. And naturally you will want to their amazing weapons of doom. Linzy had an iron spork (Sporky); JhonenObsessor had a sickle; Kat23a had her Stick Squagie; Invader Xat had a spork (Rotten) and a rabid warthog (Binky) as well as her Irken backpod; Irken Insane had her Moombapy; ZtHM had her blaster ray; Sez had a magic eightball on a chain like a mace; Moo had exploding Dib plushies, a dagger, and spork launchers; Rab had a sword; Rach had her punches (and brass knuckles I think…); Random had his flaming two-by-fours wrapped in barbed wire; Cryingchild had… something that fired anything out of it (I couldn't find my description of it, tell me and I'll fix it); Iriadne and Fujiko had magic, Squeek had her sharp claws; and Kuro had her bubbles.
I won't go into the horribly gruesome details, but in a short while the BUMs and the rest of that cast were no more. How sad… not!
Pickles: *crying* I can't believe I did that! *swings scythe at Kami, who jumps out of the way* You made me do this! Die!
Iriadne then easily caught the weapon he was swinging, and took it back.
Squeek: So… does he die or live in complete misery?
Invader Xat: I know! Let him live with sorrow and never healing wounds!
All guild members: Yes! He must pay for his insults of Jhonen and Zim!!
Kami: U all got to fight BUMs so my turn. Kat?
Kat: What?
Kami: I need…
Kat: What?
Kami: I need u to get…
Kat: WHAT??
Kami: I NEED U TO GET ME A HEALING STOPPER THINGY!
Kat: No need to yell! *takes out a water gun and some liquidy things (probably chemicals), mixes them, and pours them into gun* Here!
Kami then used her laser to burn wounds as Kat shot the liquid all over Pickles.
Author: Author powers time! Yay! ^_^
All the doomers were instantly back in the guild, leaving Pickles behind.
Irken Insane: Well, that was fun.
Lily: I'm so glad I met u all ^_^
Rab: We'll talk about that dooming a LOOONG time…
Squeek: Dooming is funful!
Fujiko: I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doo…
Random: *interrupting* AAAH!!! My laptops missing! Where is it?
Iriadne: Your backpack…
Random: *gir voice* Oh yeah… ^_^;;;
Kuro: Note to self: Insaneness just may be an advantage at times.
Kat23a: Too bad some people missed it.
Rach: YAAAY!
JhonenObsessor: No, that's bad.
Cryingchild: I gots an idea! Lets have a award thingy! And the IZ chars will be there!
All: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kami: I NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!!!! I need award suggestions! And after I post the awards to be given, I'll need u all to vote for the winners!
If u are not in the fic and suggest an award and I use it, u will get to present it!!!!
Here are my award ideas so far:
-Most dynamic dooming duo/trio/group
-Coolest weapon
-Coolest look/outfit
-Most original weapon (from Cryingchild)
-Most gratuitous use of the word doom (from Cryingchild)
-Most random quote (from Cryingchild)
-Most powerful weapon
-most pain inflicted on victim
What do u think? Give me more suggestions!