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A/N- just to let everyone know, I have been spelling "isle" the wrong way ^_^ it's actually supposed to be "aisle" sorry, I'll just continue using the wrong spelling "isle" nuff said.


A drop of sweat dropped from Vegeta's head as he started blankly at the list. He didn't know that it would come to this.

"How does this woman expect me to walk right down the isle and just pick up these disgusting items," said Vegeta thinking that he would never look at his wife the same way again. And to make it worst as he moved further down the list he found such things as amodium, preparation H, midol, and tampons (so what? She likes to expand her horizons!) But Vegeta knew it had to be done, if it was a choice between life in death (which he thought it might have to come to) then he would do it. Shaking, holding on to the cart handle bar, he walked down the isle. He grabbed the first brand of "absorbent" items he could see to avoid attention. He couldn't even bare looking at them, he was so disgusted And along with the Preparation H, amodium, and tampons, he was out of isle three. Little did he know it would cause him so much trouble later on.

Continuing into isle 4, he looked as if he just finished fighting a battle with Goku or something. He didn't know that something so simple, could cause him such metal pain. He had new respect for Bulma, she needed it too, considering how much of it was lost with all the sanitary napkins (pads) and tampons and such. Just the thought of it all made Vegeta cringe. To keep his mind off it, he just went down the isles and got all the things needed.

Just as he reached the end of isle 4, the radio came on. It started playing this music that had really caught his ear, oh yes...it was Brittany Spears.

OOPS! I did it again,

I played with your heart,

got lost in the game,

ooh baby, baby......

"Haha, this is so juvenile, who listens to this old basket case these days?" But then Vegeta looked down, and found that his foot was tapping the floor up and down.

"Wa? What is this? Why is my foot moving like this?" Then before he knew it, his head was bobbing up and down, then his fingers were tapping. The rhythm had gotten to him. By now he was alone in the isle, dancing to Brittany Spears.

" Opps, I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game, ooh baby, baby," Vegeta sang on.

"Vegeta, I didn't know you had it in you." Said a cheery voice from behind him. He automatically paused. Afraid to turn around fearing that he knew who it was, for he recognized that voice anywhere. he turned around, to glance upon Goku and Gohan who were getting ready to piss their pants laughing. Both of them tried to imitate what he was doing, singing and dancing at the same time. They practically fell on the ground together laughing hysterically.

"STOP IT!" Vegeta yelled and the both of them stopped. He was red with anger.

"Vegeta, what the heck are you doing here? Where's Bulma? This is the last place I'd expect to find you, especially dancing to Brittany Spears, heck, just seeing you dance at all gives me the willies!" Goku bursted out.

"Bulma is sick you damn fool, and she threatened me, so I had no choice."

"What? No hooky for a week?" Asked Gohan. Vegeta gave him the evil death stare. Gohan waved his hands meaning no harm.

"Well, what are you two clowns doing here?" Vegeta asked with a smirk on his face.

"Ha! You think you're the only one who gets pushed around by his wife? WRONG!! "Goku yelled. Apparently Chi Chi passed on the same threat to Goku, but told Gohan otherwise. Before Goku could continue, he glanced down at some of the items in Vegeta's shopping cart.

"Uh...Vegeta, why do you have all that stuff? Is it that time of the month Veggie? No wonder you're so moody." Goku laughed, but Gohan knew he went too far.

"If we weren't in public, I'd kick your ass right here and now!"

"Has it ever stopped you before?" Goku smirked. And just before Vegeta raised his fist, Gohan stopped them.

"Hey! The fact is, we are in public, so cut it out!" Gohan said.

"Well, we need to get going anyway, later Vegeta!" Goku said. Vegeta was a little hurt that they didn't even offer to help him, but like he would accept. Yeah, he's way to proud.
So, he continued on through the isles, picking up food and other items. He wasn't sure if this day could get only worse. What would his father say if he could see him right now? "Vegeta, my son, going shopping for his woman instead of the other way around? Dancing to Brittany Spears?!" Sweat drops fell from his forehead. This was indeed, the most embarrassing moment in his life. He took out a can of pickles from the cart and began to eat them.

"Alright, just one more isle to go, and this horror will be done and over with. UHHHH......." all of a sudden, Vegeta clenched his stomach in pain. "What is in these pickles?" He examined the jar and came across the expiry date. MAY 11th 2002. WHAT!? But its August 21st 2002!!!! I just ate 4 months old pickles!?"Vegeta, still clenching his stomach, tried to seek some sort of refuge where he could dispose of the content that was making him sick. But no luck, there were no bathrooms, that he could find, and couldn't hold it in anymore, so with a big loud gaging sound, he barfed all over the floor. His face was all green and he still felt sick so he threw up a little more, and that was the last of it.

He was left with a big, green, chucky mess, with no naive little boy to blame it on. Yes, he was officially screwed. Then, a man came up to him who seemed to be the manager walked up to him.

"Umm.... sir, maybe we should call your wife to come and get you." Vegeta stared at him. He went through all of this grief for nothing. But he still felt like he was going to barf again, so he agreed. All of the food items were gotten anyway.

It had been about 20 minuets until his wife came to pick him up. She got out of the car and helped him pack the car without a word. When they got to the last of the bags, she stopped.

"Vegeta!? How hard is it to just do some simple shopping!?

"Hey!! I got all the crap you wanted, even those disgusting womanly items of yours.

"That's what I was talking about dear, these aren't sanitary napkins, there Depends.

THE END. ^_^