Turkey Mishaps (in other words), Wufei is Stupid.
By: Narri
Disclaimer: I own nothing but Ukki- Shampy is owned by Shampy-Chan.
AN: this will probably be AS insane or MORE insane then my last installment. Dig it.
In our last installment, Wufei was yelling: DIE YOU TURKEY!!!!!DIE I SAY!!!! Then I told y'all to review.
And now, *drum roll, CHAPTER 2!!!!!
*We start our story in Ukki's living room*
Wufei: *whimpers* I killed a tree! *More whimpering*
Trowa: *looks horribly disturbed, then shoves a home video tape that Shampy filmed during the insane happenings last night*
THE CREW SEES A DURANGED WUFEI RUNNING ABOUT WILDLY SHOOTING AT TREES AND SAYING: DIE YOU TURKEY!!!!!!!!!DIE I SAY!!!!!!!!!!
Shampy: we have GOT to stop your "manly urges"!!! Hunting is really not your thing. *Starts singing spongebob theme*
They all join in.
Everyone: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
Yellow absorbent and porous is he!! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
If nautical nonsense is something you wish, then
Hop on the deck, and flop like a fish!!
SPONGEBOB, SQUARE PANTS!!!!
Ukki: we need help. *burps*
Quatre: There is always the possibility that Wufers here needs....glasses.....*pauses for dramatic effect*
Wufei: Aaaack!!! Not glasses, no!! They will ruin my boyish good looks!!
Shampy: When did you ever have boyish good looks!!
Wufei: Uh, nevermind.
By: Narri
Disclaimer: I own nothing but Ukki- Shampy is owned by Shampy-Chan.
AN: this will probably be AS insane or MORE insane then my last installment. Dig it.
In our last installment, Wufei was yelling: DIE YOU TURKEY!!!!!DIE I SAY!!!! Then I told y'all to review.
And now, *drum roll, CHAPTER 2!!!!!
*We start our story in Ukki's living room*
Wufei: *whimpers* I killed a tree! *More whimpering*
Trowa: *looks horribly disturbed, then shoves a home video tape that Shampy filmed during the insane happenings last night*
THE CREW SEES A DURANGED WUFEI RUNNING ABOUT WILDLY SHOOTING AT TREES AND SAYING: DIE YOU TURKEY!!!!!!!!!DIE I SAY!!!!!!!!!!
Shampy: we have GOT to stop your "manly urges"!!! Hunting is really not your thing. *Starts singing spongebob theme*
They all join in.
Everyone: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
Yellow absorbent and porous is he!! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
If nautical nonsense is something you wish, then
Hop on the deck, and flop like a fish!!
SPONGEBOB, SQUARE PANTS!!!!
Ukki: we need help. *burps*
Quatre: There is always the possibility that Wufers here needs....glasses.....*pauses for dramatic effect*
Wufei: Aaaack!!! Not glasses, no!! They will ruin my boyish good looks!!
Shampy: When did you ever have boyish good looks!!
Wufei: Uh, nevermind.