Disclaimer:I owe nothing, but I am simply someone who is fed up with this
sad sad soap.
"So Jack, what ridiculous word can we over say this week?"
"I don't know Alison, they all seem so good"
"i agree, I like Lancelot the best though"
"I think I agree with you, but with all these crazy things happening here in Port Charles I can't choose!"
"There were only Vampires, more vampires, angels, candles, witches and an avatar"
"don't forget Livvie"
"yep, she gets a category of her own"
Jack and Alison were sitting in the bike shop reminiscing about old times. They were having fun too.
"I have always wondered, how has your hair stayed perfect everyday, even after you fell down a big hole in the earth, or were in jail and had no styling products?"
"You are so silly Jack, don't you know these things aren't thought of rationally by the people at ABC, I mean really come on! Where did they come up with the Avatar, and who thought it would bring in ratings?"
"I have to say, the bright point of these past few months was all those inconsistencies in the Rafe storyline. Who would really believe all that crap that Livvie force fed him ,and how would she know what to use to change the test color? I don't remember her going to any kind of schooling"
"I liked it when we talked about road signs for 5 minutes and then kissed. How many times did the word 'sign' come out of our mouths that day?"
"Good times, good times!"
"I'm sorry Alison, I think we better cut to commercial because there isn't anymore ridiculous things that could never happen in real life for us to do together. "
"ya, after learning of your carnee experience I was pooped out"
"me too, I wish we could change contracts"
"It could be worse!"
"And how could that be?"
"We could be on Passions!"
"AHHHHHH The pain! The horror" Alison fell over on the floor and hit her head really hard.
"oh no! Now what will Port Charles do with its recycled storylines?"
The END!
"So Jack, what ridiculous word can we over say this week?"
"I don't know Alison, they all seem so good"
"i agree, I like Lancelot the best though"
"I think I agree with you, but with all these crazy things happening here in Port Charles I can't choose!"
"There were only Vampires, more vampires, angels, candles, witches and an avatar"
"don't forget Livvie"
"yep, she gets a category of her own"
Jack and Alison were sitting in the bike shop reminiscing about old times. They were having fun too.
"I have always wondered, how has your hair stayed perfect everyday, even after you fell down a big hole in the earth, or were in jail and had no styling products?"
"You are so silly Jack, don't you know these things aren't thought of rationally by the people at ABC, I mean really come on! Where did they come up with the Avatar, and who thought it would bring in ratings?"
"I have to say, the bright point of these past few months was all those inconsistencies in the Rafe storyline. Who would really believe all that crap that Livvie force fed him ,and how would she know what to use to change the test color? I don't remember her going to any kind of schooling"
"I liked it when we talked about road signs for 5 minutes and then kissed. How many times did the word 'sign' come out of our mouths that day?"
"Good times, good times!"
"I'm sorry Alison, I think we better cut to commercial because there isn't anymore ridiculous things that could never happen in real life for us to do together. "
"ya, after learning of your carnee experience I was pooped out"
"me too, I wish we could change contracts"
"It could be worse!"
"And how could that be?"
"We could be on Passions!"
"AHHHHHH The pain! The horror" Alison fell over on the floor and hit her head really hard.
"oh no! Now what will Port Charles do with its recycled storylines?"
The END!