She made me say that. Any who moo, I smell of socks. I miust bathe... MUST... BATHE...
Oh, one other thing. If you haven't read a book with the number 42 in it (hint hint) then you go now. R&R. Still needa bathe.
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Zam: What's today's torture, dare I ask?
Riz: *straps him into a thingy*An experiment.
Zam: Cool.
Riz: I'm going to send you to Frogstar.
Zam: You're what? *pause*You wouldn't.
Riz: *looks at him*
Zam: You would. Well oh great. Last time I was there, I had to wait billions of years for a zarking lunch!
Riz: Last time you were there, you died.
Zam: Lunch was first.
Riz: *blink blink* *Starts machine*
Zam: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! IT HURT! LIKE PAIN! AND LIP BALM!!!
Cir: *comes in, slurpin on wonna dem shlurpahs* *waves at Zam* *pushes him into transporter*
Riz: *high fives Cir*
Zam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Wait, this is fun! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Ugh, this spinning is makin me sick. I might meet my lunch again.
Riz: *turns off teleporter* *leaves lab*
Cir: Dat wuz nutz!
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Zam: *WHAMS into frogstar ground* Owchie... I need a gargle blaster... or not... I dunno.
Some guy: HIYA!!
Zam: GASP! The plot thickens...
Some guy: I gunna take you ta the total perspectivey vortex o DOOM!*pause*YAAAAAAAAAY!
Zam: Why? I wasn't bein' evil. (note: once I shouted evil for 5 hours!)By da way, who be yo?
Some guy: Dunno. I'm a robot though. Yep. And I have this! *holds out a computery chip reading "Depressive files"*
Zam: Hey! I know you! Your Marvin! Can I have yo autograph?
Marvin?: No, but u can have dis robot! *puts the chip in the head of another robot he pulled out*
Robot: you ought to know I'm feeling depressed.
Zam: I couldn't care less. Well, I could, but that would require a lot of alchohol, and Eccentra Gallumbits.
Robot: Moo.....God I hate you all.
Marvin: ^_^
Zam: Hey... Marvin isn't depressed! (ain't he a fast one)
Marvin: Nope! *grabs Zam by his antennae and skips off to the vortex* Whee!*sings*
Zam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY ANTANAE! MORE PAIN! PAIN IS BAD! Oooh, a squid!
robot: I am seriously depressed. I mean really... (he rambles on and... uh... on.)
Marvin: K, any last wordies? You'll neva return...not even in another demension! YAY!
Robot: Isn't the Total Perspective Vortex only supposed to cause severe mental damage for 5 seconds?
Marvin: It wasssssssss, until that freaky girly alieny thing re-did it. Moo! ^^
Zam: ^^? ^^!?! WHAT THE HELL DOES ^^ MEAN?!?!?
Robot: Please reframe from doing that.
Marvin: Last wordies please, alien-dudey!
Zam: my last words are these; ZARKITY ZARKITY MOO COW BAKA ZARK MOO POOP!
Marvin: Aww, your life sounds unpleasant.
Zam: UNPLEASANT?!? I LIVED WITH ZARKING RIZ FOR ZARK'S SAKE! AND YOU! *points to robot* I KNOW EHO YOU ARE! YOU'RE ZARKING GIR! Hey, can I have some cornnuts?
Gir: No.
Marvin: My.....poor metal ears......
Zam: YOU ARE GIR! THE AUTHORS NAME THINGY UP THERE SAID SO! DON'T LIE TO ME BAKA! *points to marvin* AND YOU! I'LL RANT SOME MORE UNLESS YOU GIVE ME A SPACESHIP!
Marvin: But...
Zam: ZARK!
Marvin: I have no spaceship! Eeee!*clears throat* Well, anywayz, let's just pretend that that never occurred. Yay!
Zam: *Nny-style* *pant pant*
Marvin: Let's try a CLEANER more realistic last wordies thingy. ^_^ Go ahead. Surely no one's life can be that bad!
Zam: oh really? WELL ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARK ZARKITY BAKA ROBOT!
Marvin: PLEASE! He's young.*points at Gir*
Gir: I will destory you all.
Marvin: *grabs Zam and shakes him* ANYTHING!! ANYTHING GOOD IN YOUR LIFE!! MAYBE CANDY OR SOMETHING!! ARGH!!!
Zam: Well, I did really like this one rubber piggy... BUT ZARKING RIZ WOULDN'T LET ME BUY IT! ZARK! THAT IS MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY: ZARK!
Marvin: GAAAH! Why didn't you ever just kill this Riz person?!
Zam: ... WHAT THE ZARK! SHE'D KILL MME 42 TIMES BEFORE I HIT THE FLOOR! ARGH! REPENT! GO GET ME SOME F*CKING CORNNUTS! Great, now you made me quote a stick figure!!! ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*all glass within 40 light years now shattered*
Marvin: *is beginning to rip out circuterity*
Gir: *already commited a homicide and two suicides*(......?)
Zam: Great. I killed 2 really famous robots. I'm going home. *Steps into a vortex* *under breath* bakas...
Marvin: *suddenly with an accent* I'm not dead yet! Just say any true happiness that u had and get into the perspective tang-ie!
Zam: Too late, already goin' home. Oh, one last thing...
Marvin: what?
Zam:Well, I did love Riz... But then she killed me again. Zark her.
Marvin:...............................................................................*kills self very violently. A passing crew in a gold spaceship are tramatized by the violence*
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Infamous Riz: *sitting on a couch in her haunted base-housey, slurpin' a random drink*
Zam: Hi riz! I made Marvin and Gir commit suicide! Wanna kill me again?
Riz: Nah. I'm too bored.*slurp*
Zam: K'. I'm gunna use the machine to go to Australia, 2 c da croc hunter. I've gotta practice my accent. *w/accent* CRIKEY! CRIKEY! MATE! MATE!*leaves*
Cir: Eeeewww!
Riz: Zark off.
END