The Tale Of Stuff
(yay!)
Lalalalala... WHAT?!?!? The meanwhile's over?!? Oh sh... HI THERE! Welcome
to Ch. 4 Of me fic. Now, first off, tanks 4 all da
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeviews. Oh, one other thing. I am
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil.
Disclaimer: Let me see... do I own Zim? NO! Do I own Dib? NO! God, you guys get stupeder every fic... I do own Zam and Mir, Me friend owns Riz, nuther friend owns Cir, and everything else ('cept plot) ain't mine. Now I sad. *sniffle* OOOOH, A birdie!
Ch. 4 (or 3, really) Oh... God... No... Zam was kinda gettin' tired of fallin' through the swirley vortex. Riz wanted to kill him, but restrained, as he may know a way out. Mir smelled like my taco bin. Back to zam. He wanted for the vortex to end. Wouldn't you? Just then, a skinny cow with glasses and a blue monkey on it passed by and said (and I quote) "What the hell?" (Sidenote: I kinda hate Dib. Don't kill me Dib-fans. Zam made me say that. *swarm of dib-fans approach* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Cow: What the...?!?) It was then that Zam stopped caring about the cow, who's name was Waxy Boy (that was irrelevant), and noticed Zim a few meters above him. Zim saw this as a perfect chance to scream, so he did. Then Mir did. Then Cir. Then Zam. Then Dib (above Zim) did 2. Yay for him. (Sidenote: I like screaming) It was about then that the vortex dissapeared and Zam hit the dirt. Then Riz. Then Mir bounced off of Zam. He squeked. Cir too. Then Zim. Then Dib into a tree. (Hehehe...) Dib was hidden from alla dem Irkens. (Awww.) They were at a foresty-lookin' place. There was a lot of trees, it being a forest. And there was some uther stuff 2. There was a house with an ugly (and I mean UUUUUUUUUUG-LY!) Old guy named... umm... I dunno... Ugly Old Guy. And there was a squirrel. Riz was angry again. "ZAM! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!?" "I dunno" Zam replied, a bit scared. Zim was brushing himself off when (again, for unknown reasons) Gir fell from the sky and hit his head. "GIR!" "Yes my master!" The insane robot replied, turning red in the process. "Where are we?" "Not in Zam's basement. I'm gunna eat that squirrel!!!" he shouted as he ran to join Mir in the squirrelly fun. ********************************************************* Suddenly, Dib awoken to a scene he was happy to see. Gir and Mir were each holding an end of a squirrel, tugging on it. Riz was threatening Zam. And Zim was readung some stuff off a cominicator. Then, realizing what he could do, he pulled out some hand-cuffy lookin' things. "No gnome's to save you this time Zim..."
CLIFFHANGER! YOU ALL WAIT IN FEAR FOR ZIM'S FATE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I ate roadkill. God I'm ugly.
Disclaimer: Let me see... do I own Zim? NO! Do I own Dib? NO! God, you guys get stupeder every fic... I do own Zam and Mir, Me friend owns Riz, nuther friend owns Cir, and everything else ('cept plot) ain't mine. Now I sad. *sniffle* OOOOH, A birdie!
Ch. 4 (or 3, really) Oh... God... No... Zam was kinda gettin' tired of fallin' through the swirley vortex. Riz wanted to kill him, but restrained, as he may know a way out. Mir smelled like my taco bin. Back to zam. He wanted for the vortex to end. Wouldn't you? Just then, a skinny cow with glasses and a blue monkey on it passed by and said (and I quote) "What the hell?" (Sidenote: I kinda hate Dib. Don't kill me Dib-fans. Zam made me say that. *swarm of dib-fans approach* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Cow: What the...?!?) It was then that Zam stopped caring about the cow, who's name was Waxy Boy (that was irrelevant), and noticed Zim a few meters above him. Zim saw this as a perfect chance to scream, so he did. Then Mir did. Then Cir. Then Zam. Then Dib (above Zim) did 2. Yay for him. (Sidenote: I like screaming) It was about then that the vortex dissapeared and Zam hit the dirt. Then Riz. Then Mir bounced off of Zam. He squeked. Cir too. Then Zim. Then Dib into a tree. (Hehehe...) Dib was hidden from alla dem Irkens. (Awww.) They were at a foresty-lookin' place. There was a lot of trees, it being a forest. And there was some uther stuff 2. There was a house with an ugly (and I mean UUUUUUUUUUG-LY!) Old guy named... umm... I dunno... Ugly Old Guy. And there was a squirrel. Riz was angry again. "ZAM! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!?" "I dunno" Zam replied, a bit scared. Zim was brushing himself off when (again, for unknown reasons) Gir fell from the sky and hit his head. "GIR!" "Yes my master!" The insane robot replied, turning red in the process. "Where are we?" "Not in Zam's basement. I'm gunna eat that squirrel!!!" he shouted as he ran to join Mir in the squirrelly fun. ********************************************************* Suddenly, Dib awoken to a scene he was happy to see. Gir and Mir were each holding an end of a squirrel, tugging on it. Riz was threatening Zam. And Zim was readung some stuff off a cominicator. Then, realizing what he could do, he pulled out some hand-cuffy lookin' things. "No gnome's to save you this time Zim..."
CLIFFHANGER! YOU ALL WAIT IN FEAR FOR ZIM'S FATE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I ate roadkill. God I'm ugly.