You all anticipate Zim's fate! YOU DO, DON'TCHA?!?!?!?!?!??!? Huh?!?!? HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!? Yes, you do. I see it in your ever-staring computery eyeballs. Eyeballs are gooooooooooooood. I love them, like that… cat… over there.

Mmmyep.

Ch. 5: Zim's Fate n' stuff.

As Dib was about to launch his body to the ground and cuff Zim, Mir forgot about the squirrel and jumped on the back of Dib's GARGATUAN head. Due to the size of said head, Dib never noticed. Eventually, Zam noticed the robots absence and pulled out his tracker. As Zim and Riz talked of what happened and how they got there, Zam found Mir… And Dib, Dib didn't notice.

Meanwhile, Dib was waiting for Zim to get closer so Dib could tackle him. As he waited, Zam put his laser on stun and…

Mir started singing the Brady Bunch theme song.

This, obviously alerted Dib of Mir, and noticed Zam. Hence this conversation.

Dib: GET OFF OF MY HEAD!!!

Mir: …Who was bringing up 3 very lovely girls…

Zam: EAT LASER HUMAN! Zap

Dib: AHHHHHHH!
Mir: …till the one day when this lady met this fellow…

Zim: FILTHY HUMAN! YOU EVEN FOLLOWED ME HERE!

Riz: KILL HIM ZAM!
By now, all three robots were finishing up the song.

Robots: …And they knew it was much more than a hunch…

Dib: YOU BROUGHT ME HERE ZIM! OR ZAM! OR ONE OF YOU!

Zim: I'M NOT THAT STUPID!

Zam then shot dib, and he fell to the ground, unconscious.'

Mir: Awww… My microphone.

Zim: Finally. Let's kill him!
Riz: Let's torture him!

Zam: Let's experiment on him, hence torturing and eventually killing him!

Riz & Zim: Okay.

Riz: Let's drag him into that house over there.

They dragged the poor, huge-headed child into the hut. Seconds later, they noticed the man.

Man: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Zam: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Man: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Zam: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Man: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Zim: BE QUIET!

Man: DON'T HURT ME! PLEAZE!

Riz: Ummmm… No. zap

Zim: Did you kill him?
Zim: No… Just K.O.ed him.

Zam: Yeah. Let's experiment on him too!
Riz: YEAH!
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door…

Wwahahaha! I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE Cliffhangers! YAY! I am eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil.

R&R!







I smell like a puppy.