Tale of Stuff Ch. 6- Doom To Old Guy Zam had just finished tying up Dib and the old guy, and Riz had ansewered the door to find a small child with a shield and a sword on his back and green clothing and with a weird little green hat. He looked at the K.O.ed old guy and Dib. "Go away." Riz stated simply, while the robots continued to sing the Brady Bunch for the nth time. Zam was preoccupied using his backpod to create the torture device that Jhonny used on the guy who cleaned out his fridge. Zim was trying to get the robots to shut-the- zark-up (such languege!) As the child pulled out his sword defensively. Zam looked over and said "God Riz, this is gonna be your nth kill this day! First the mailman, then me, then a hobo, me again, then Zim, me, me, me, another hobo, and me! Just spare this one, you've killed enough today." "Nuh uh." she said. "Oh for zarking sake..." Zim stated. "Yeah huh." "Nuh-uh." "Yeah huh." "Nuh-uh." "Yeah huh." "Nuh-uh." "Yeah huh." "Nuh-uh." "Yeah huh." "SHUT THE ZARK UP, BAKAS!" Zim screamed at the top of... whatever he sceams at the top of. "ZARK! JUST SILENCE THE HUMAN ALREADY!" "K" Riz said as she stabbed the green one with her spider legs. Mir stopped singing and looked over and said "Awww, you killed Link. I LOVED LINK! WHAAA- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ...'Till the one day when the lady..." Everyone else just went back to whatever, and while the robots put on their disguises with Zam and Zim, Mir's words registered in Riz. Link. Why is that familiar? Hmmm. Wait-a-minute... "OH ZARK! WE KILLED LINK! Oh ZARK this demension will be screwed up. I mean, with Link dead, then... OH ZARK! THE OLD GUY IS RAURU! OH ZARKING ZARKNESS!" "What now oh one who kills me daily?""We need to leave this demension... NOW. Or we may just be in deep shit." "K." "K." ACTIVATING TRANSPORTER the small machine said before they were sucked into demensions unknown. Dib, however, was K.O.ed and tied up. **************************************************************************** ********* Yes... I WILL SAY IT! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN! Dib, in the Zelda world... The irkens, who knows where... And Link, defeated at last... In short, PREPARE FOR DOOM!