Oy! I updated! No, the end of the world isn't coming…quit running! As most of you seemed to like the first bit, I borrowed Endless Waltz again and we made some more! ^_^ Oh yeah, FYI, I can burp the alphabet.
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Gundam Wing: Endless Klutz
Part II
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Dekim: Shoot us if you dare.
W: Dare'ers go first!
K: I don't think he's going to shoot himself…
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Mariemaia: …so long as all of mankind bows before me.
K: *as Relena - no I won't stalk Heero…^_^* Oh, is that all? Okay then.
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Quatre: The temperature in here is above eighty degrees. I'll just think of it as a big sauna.
W: …He's ARABIAN! Why would he care?
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Dekim: You were a little late.
K: Nyah, nyah!!!
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Heero: Duo, I have another favour.
W: *as Duo* Your every wish is my command!
K: *drools*
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Heero: Duo, I have another favour.
K: *as Heero (Me? In spandex shorts? Hahahahaa!!! I don't think so!)* Can I borrow a cup of sugar?
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Heero: He's all yours.
W: *as Trowa - God forbid…* Really? Wow!
K: *sweatdrops*
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Duo: I'll give you my best punch!
K: *as Duo* Now, did you want berry or tropical?
W: *as Heero* Hn.
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Zechs: Is that you Noin?
Noin: Nooo, it's a giant, one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater from Planet Shnitsey!!
Zechs: …
Noin: …of course it's me!!!
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Noin: I've come to pick you up.
Zechs: Uh, okay.
Noin: Did it hurt?
Zechs: Huh? When?
Noin: When you fell from heaven.
Zechs: …
Noin: Okay, that was bad. I'll try something else…uh…oh! I know! Hey Zechs!
Zechs: Yes?
Noin: Did I ever tell you that if you were a sandwich at McDonalds they'd call you McBeautiful?
Zechs: *looks vaguely ill*
Noin: Well, that didn't work…
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Noin: Zechs, it's been one year and two days.
K: Twelve hours, nine minutes, and twenty-two seconds.
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Wufei: You're dropping this colony onto Earth?!
W: It's a really BIG spider…
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Wufei: You're nuts!
K: I thought we were berries.
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Wufei: All we need to do is defeat the necessary enemies!
K: I think he played too many video games as a child.
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Wufei: I'll destroy all the evil, fair and square!
W: As opposed to?
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Wufei: And I will become evil itself to find out!
K: *puts pinky to side of mouth* Muahahaaa!!! (A-la, Doctor Evil…)
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(Sally is sneaking around, launching gas canisters.)
K/W: *begin to hum Mission: Impossible theme*
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Sally: …You were kind enough to leave me plenty of good treats.
W: Good dog.
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Wufei: I'm acting for the people who were used as weapons!
K: *imitating Rex from Toy Story 2* But I don't want to use my head!
W: I don't think he meant it literally.
K: …shut up.
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Noin: What's a nice guy like you doing in a mobile suit like this?
Zechs: …*shakes his head sadly*
Noin: I'll take that as a no…hmm…ooh! I got a good one: Giant polar bear.
Zechs: What?
Noin: It broke the ice.
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Okay, that's enough bad pick-up lines for today. Hope you liked it!