12:31 PM 8/19/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "The Brak Show"
Brak: Sorry Mr. Thundercleese, but I gotta go or else I'm gonna miss the best show ever to be shown on the show shower!
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (happily) Hello and welcome to Part 5! (to Son) Wow that feels weird.
Goku: I don't think we've ever had a part 5 before.
Chuquita: Oh, we had ONE part 5 way back in Veggienapped (which had 6 chapters) but this is definitely the first time we've
had a Corner that's spilled into a 5th chapter.
Vegeta: (shrugs) Doesn't feel any different to me.
Mirai: (laughs mockingly) [while running on his treadmill] HA! Well _I_ feel different. [lifts up his shirt to reveal his
belly is now back to normal]
Chuquita: (makes an OK sign) Lookin good, Mirai!
Mirai: Heh! (grin)
Veggy: (to Mirai) Well if you hadn't eaten so many peeps in the first place you wouldn't be on that treadmill right now.
Mirai: (annoyed) If you hadn't come here I wouldn't have HAD any peeps to eat!
Veggy: Tsk tsk, so touchy. (to Veggie) Kind of like you.
Vegeta: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN 'TOUCHY'!!!
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee, Veggie is actually pretty fun to touch. [pokes Veggie in the arm] See? It's a got a warm, soft,
fleshy feel to it.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I'm not warm and I'm NOT soft, Kakarrotto.
Goku: But you ARE fleshy. [pokes again]
Vegeta: CUT THAT OUT!! [shakes his fist in the air]
Chuquita: Today in the Corner we're going to talk about the new subbed episode I downloaded yesterday evening--
Vegeta: --since we've practically ran out of anything else relating to "firsts" to talk about.
Chuquita: (glares at him) (turns back to audiance) Anyways, we're going to talk about episode 286 called, "Son Goku is the
strongest after all; Buu is finally defeated" or something like that.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You don't even remember the episode TITLE?!
Chuquita: Hey, I remembered the first half. The second half is a little fuzzy. It's Buu is destroyed or defeated or something
like that. [scratches her head]
Vegeta: (grumbles) Of course she WOULD remember the part about Kakarrotto being the "strongest".
Goku: (pouty) Veggie doesn't think I'm the strongest.
Vegeta: I, well, of COURSE NOT! _I_ am the strong--
[everyone stares at him skeptically]
Vegeta: --aww shaddap! (snorts and folds his arms)
Chuquita: (chuckles at Veggie) May I begin now?
Vegeta: (Mr. Grumpy Pants) Yes, fine. Begin. I don't care.
Goku: (giggles at Veggie) Little Veggie is lying again. [grabs Veggie & hugs him] Of course he cares! He's just being a
modest lil ouji.
Vegeta: (turns bright red) Uhhh...heh-heh...
Chuquita: (to audiance) As I was saying, ep. 286 is the one where Buu is finally beaten and more than worth waiting 4 tries
to download. While Son-kun is the one who throws the genki-dama and fries Buu to a crisp Veggie more than makes up for his
lack of strength with his ingenius plots and plans.
Vegeta: (still being hugged) Wha-huh?
Chuquita: Pay attention, Vedge, I'm complimenting you.
Vegeta: (confused) You are?
Chuquita: It was Veggie's idea to use a genki-dama AND his idea to use the last wish to restore Son-san's health therby
giving him the boost he needed to shove that big energy ball in Buu's face. While it's not the most humor-oriented episode
it's got a couple buddy-moments that can make you go "aww" for up to about 10 seconds at a time.
Goku: (gives Veggie an extra squeeze) "AWWWWWWW"!!!
Vegeta: (melts into a gooey red putty)
Goku: [looks down at Veggie] Oops.
Chuquita: There's 3 buddy-clips in this episode. The first comes early on when Son here can't bear to throw the genki-dama
at Buu while Veggie's lying there on the ground nearby unable to move. Veggie of course says what must be the umpteenth
"don't worry about me" line since they started battling on Kaio-shin-kai or whatever the name is for that planet.
Mirai: It's Kaio-something.
Chuquita: Eh, that's oh-kay. Not all that important. (back to audiance) Buu realizes Son is afraid to throw the big ki ball
at him because his little buddy's several feet away from Buu so the pink monster walks over to Veggie and steps on his back
while grinning mockingly up at Son-kun. Buu then proceeds to blast red balls of ki at Son, who can't do anything cuz he's
holding the 'whole world in his hands'.
Goku: (opens his mouth about to break into song)
Vegeta: [snaps to fingers over Son's lips] (gritting his teeth) Don't...even...dare...
Chuquita: Eventually Son decides to throw the blast at Veggie and squints his eyes tight shut to keep from seeing Veggie
helplessly blown to bits until Fat Buu and Hercule come to the rescue.
Veggy: Them? You're kidding, right?
Chuquita: Nope.
Vegeta: (grumbling) Nope.
Chuquita: Fat Buu keeps the little Buu distracted (he fights him) while Hercule grabs Veggie, chucks the ouji over his
shoulder and runs away while signalling to Son that Veggie's safe. Son-kun grins happily states that Hercule "just might be
the world's savior" and blasts Buu.
Vegeta: (grinning up at Son) (blushing) Am I REAAALLLLY your "world", Kaka-chan?
Goku: Veggie I think the episode me was talking literally--you know--about the Earth--not just you.
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) YOU SEE THAT CHU! NOW YOU MADE ME MAKE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF INFRONT OF KAKARROTTO!!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Hoo-boy...the last "aww" moment is the thumbs-up near the end of the show. Veggie's laying there on
his stomach (this is right after they beat Buu) and Son floats downward and gives Veggie a thumbs-up and smiles. Veggie gives
his own thumbs up and smiles; not smirks; back up at him. (to Son) You know the funny thing about the thumbs-up is, like all
the other tag-team stuff you and Veggie had done after unfusing; Son uses his left hand to give Veggie the thumbs-up while
Veggie gives Son his thumbs-up with his right hand.
Vegeta: (groans) Here we go with the creepy 'portara fusion' thing again!
Chuquita: Eh, it just adds to my list of funny Goku=left side, Veggie=right side moments.
Goku: HEE, Veggie and I are connected through our bodies and SOULS. (eyes temporarily widen) Heeheehee!
Chuquita: The episode also had a preview for the next episode where apparently Son-kun moons the whole gang while in SSJ2.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (sarcasm) Lovely.
Goku: (grins) That I am! (ribs Veggie) At least _I_ got in the tub nakee, Veggie didn't wanna come splashing with
me-n-Goten-n-Trunks.
Chuquita: (flatly) Who coincidentally were also in the nude. (perks up) I think it would have been funny though if Veggie had
joined them.
Vegeta: Heated tub--minus clothes--with Kakarrotto...no thanks.
Chuquita: I bet Chi-Chi wouldn't have let you in that tub if you'd tried. I'd like to know exactly what's going on in that
episode before I decide to download it though.
Goku: Why is Veggie so insecure about his bottom anyway! I've seen his bottom it's a regular ordinary bottom! Nothing to be
ashamed of!!
Chuquita: Btw that episode is on this Friday.
Goku: Ooh, really?
Chuquita: Yeah, 'cept Funi decided Veggie's bottom and tail were not good things for you to be having visions of so they
chopped his tail out and covered his bottom in really ugly blue paint.
Goku: (pouts) Ohh, no wonder Veggie is ashamed. The Funi people made him think his bottom isn't good enough for daytime
television.
Vegeta: THAT IS NOT THE REASON!!!
Veggy: (happily) On with Part 5!
Summary: Underwear. We all wear it; well--most of us. Bulma decides to invite a famous fashion designer to Capsule Corp. But
what happens when the fashion designer decides Veggie would be perfect for modeling her new line of underwear? Will Veggie
go through with it? Will he make it down the catwalk without blasting the audiance into oblivion? How will Chi-Chi and Goku
react to this one? Will Veggie be able to use his new "underwear model" title to his advantage? And what happens when the
papers suddenly start blasting rumors about his personal life? Find out!
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" Behold, gentlemen! The little box which holds the key to our future fame and glory! " La Flu smiled victoriously as
she held up a small white box; the trio were now back in the hotel room.
" Wow, it's awfully small. " Goku observed, peering down at the box.
" That's what I'm afraid of. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Oh nonsense! There's nothing to be afraid of! " La Flu laughed.
" If there's nothing for me to "fear" then how about you let me take a look inside. You know, just so I know what
little scrap of clothing you're going to make me wear to this thing on Saturday anyway? " Vegeta grabbed the lid to the box
and tried to lift it open.
" ACK! NO WAY!! " La Flu pulled the box away from him and backed up, " It's a top-secret project and I don't want
anyone to get wind of it before the three of us do! " she nodded calmly.
" ERRR... " Vegeta growled, " You'd think you'd want me to know, being _I'M_ the one who has to prance around in it!"
he huffed.
" Aww, don't worry little Veggie! I'm sure whatever the undies look like they'll look very beautiful on you! " the
larger saiyajin smiled, patting Vegeta on the back.
The ouji just glared up at him, " Not if they're anything like the ones my imagination can conceive they won't. "
" Can I see Veggie's pretty panties? " Goku asked La Flu eagerly.
" Well I suppose...it's not like YOU'RE going to turn on us. " she rubbed her chin.
" I would never turn on my little Veggie, Ms. Flu. " Goku stared at her innocently.
" Hmm. " La Flu looked at her box, " Sure. But only a peek. And you are NOT to tell ANYONE what is inside. GOT IT? "
she narrowed her eyes at Goku.
" You got it Ms. Lafluflu! " Goku grinned, giving her a thumbs-up. La Flu sweatdropped.
" Here. " she popped the box open and Goku peered inside. His eyes widened until they filled up half his head, " Oh
my goodness---it's, it's, ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!!!! " he squealed at the top of his lungs. La Flu shut the box, " You ARE a
genius!!! "
La Flu smiled boastfully, " Well I don't like to brag, but it IS, I believe, some of my BEST work! "
Vegeta scratched his head, then poked Goku in the side, " Psst, Kakarrotto. Hey! " he whispered loudly, " How about
telling me what's in that-- "
" --oh little Veggie it's beautiful just BEAUTIFUL! " he grabbed the smaller saiyajin and squeezed him tightly,
" It's going to look so PRETTY on you! "
" You...think so? " Vegeta squeaked out, glowing bright red.
" Mmm-hmm! " Goku hugged tighter.
" *SNAP*SNAP*SNAP*!!! " the duo froze.
" NOT AGAIN!!! " Goku yelped, letting go of Vegeta, who instantly whipped towards the window-full of photographers
and sent several ki blasts at them; frying the small group to a crisp. The photographers moaned, then wobbled backward and
fell off their ladder and onto the ground.
" HA! Serves them right! " Vegeta smirked.
" Way to go little Veggie! " Goku cheered him on.
" Heh, there's NOTHING the GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI cannot accomplish!! " Vegeta laughed proudly.
" That's good to know, because "the great and powerful saiyajin no ouji" is going to have to do a little body
practicing for my line's debut. " La Flu rubbed her hands together.
" "body practicing"? " Vegeta looked over at her, a little leery, " And just WHAT do you mean by "body practicing"? "
" OH NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO! NEVER!! NOT EVEN IF YOU PAID ME NO! " Vegeta gawked at La Flu. He backed up, looking
about ready to puke, " THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO STRIP DOWN TO THAT "MYSTERY UNDERWEAR" YOU'RE KEEPING HIDDEN IN THAT
STUPID LITTLE BOX OF YOURS!!! NOT INFRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW!! AND NOT INFRONT OF-- " he glanced over at
Goku, who waved happily at him. Vegeta retched, " --Kakarrot. "
" Heeheehee. " Goku giggled at the way the ouji prounounced his name.
" That's right, GIGGLE, Kakarrotto. You won't be GIGGLING for long when I'm through with you!! " the aggrivated ouji
shook his fist in the air.
" He's just playing silly. " Goku whispered to La Flu, " Veggie's a little sweet-heart on the inside, he just wants
us to think he's a meanie. "
" Oh. " La Flu blinked, confused. She turned her attention back to Vegeta, " 'Geta it isn't "stripping", it's just
slowly removing your outer clothing until you reveal the "mystery underwear" that you so refer to it as and make us FAMOUS! "
" Oh yeah well you can't do this! " Vegeta snapped, then turned to Goku, " Kakarrotto tell her she can't do this! "
Goku sweatdropped, " Veggie, it's really not that hard. I mean it's not like you'll be nakee when you're done. You'll
still have on your pretty panties. "
" "My pretty panties", neh! " Vegeta mocked him, " KAKARROTTO I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE! IT COULD BE SOME
NASTY DISGUSTING SEE-THROUGH JOB! OR SOMETHING THAT BARELY COVERS MY BEHIND! " he shivered.
" Aww, Veggie it's not see-through o-- " Goku quickly covered his mouth with his hands. Vegeta's eyes widened with
a spark of curiousity.
" OR???? " he persuaded him.
" Is a paddle you row a boat with, yeah. Heh-heh-heh. " Goku laughed nervously, " You know the song, "row row row
your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a...a dream..yeah..heh-heh. "
" Ugh! " La Flu groaned and slapped herself on the forehead.
" So you're saying that it's NOT see-through? " Vegeta smirked.
" For the most part. " Goku said, then squeaked and covered his mouth again, " Oops--again. I promised though Veggie
I won't tell you any more than that! "
" Even if it is UN-see-throughable I REFUSE to undress myself infront of millions of nationwide viewers! " Vegeta
snorted.
" 'Geta, it's really not that bad. " La Flu pleaded with him.
" Yeah little Veggie. I can nakee-tize myself anywhere and still feel oh-kay. " Goku nodded.
" That's because you're a nudist and you have no pride! " Vegeta snapped.
" That's not true Veggie. I DO wear clothes and I DO have some pride. " Goku pouted, then perked up, " All you have
to do is start out simple, you know, like-- " he kicked one of his boots off, sending the object flying against the wall,
" --this. And then you get the other shoe like this-- "
" --Mr. Son! " La Flu stopped him.
" Yes? "
" Do you seriously think dropping down to your boxers is going to help 'Geta feel better about doing this? "
" ...sure it will! " Goku grinned, " With little Veggie it's always "Anything Kakarrotto can do I can do better". So
if I do it he'll want to try even harder! "
She glanced back at Vegeta, then back at Goku. La Flu grinned, " Carry on then! " she walked over to a chair and sat
down to watch. Vegeta wandered over to the bed and nervously sat down there.
" Now the next thing you probably wanna get rid of is your t-shirt, or in my case my gi top! " Goku grinned, tossing
the orange top covering the blue one underneath to the side, " I think you should try throwing that one into the audiance
unless you really need it. " the large saiyajin nodded. Vegeta briefly glanced down at the orange shirt, then back at Goku,
" Now comes a lil trick Chi-chan taught me... "
" YAH! "
" OOF! "
" YAH YAH YAH!! "
" Uhh, Kaasan? " Gohan spoke up.
" What is it Gohan? "
" I think they're already dead...or unconsious...I can't really tell. " he looked down at the three fried reporters.
" Well--I taught them a lesson anyway so there! " Chi-Chi nodded, then grabbed one of the reporters light-brown
trench coat jackets and put it on. She grabbed his hat and placed it on her head, " Quick Gohan-chan! Take that one's jacket
over there. It'll disguise us. " Chi-Chi walked over to the TALL ladder placed against the side of the hotel.
" You know Kaasan, with what happened to these guys; whatever happened to these guys; do you really think it's a wise
idea to climb up there? And at this time of day? " Gohan looked around; the sun was already beginning to set, " And who told
you Vegeta and Toussan were in here anyway? "
" I'm not sure. Some nice boy who called me up on the telephone though. "
Mirai now sat in Bura's detective chair. The now-peeved little girl was laying on the floor tied and gagged. She
growled at Mirai.
" Hahaha, so much for the Ouji-tips Hotline. " he smirked, twirling the phone-line around his finger.
Chi-Chi laughed determinedly, " Alright Gohan, we're going to attack that evil little ouji from HEAD-ON--you go
first. "
" WAH!! " Gohan fell to the floor animé style, " KAA-SAAN!! "
" Don't sass your mother, Gohan! Now get your hands and feet on that ladder on the double! NOW! " Chi-Chi shouted.
Gohan groaned and began to climb the ladder; Chi-Chi close behind him, " I feel so used. "
" HURRY!! WHO KNOWS WHAT THAT OUJI COULD BE DOING TO MY SWEET GO-CHAN!! " she sobbed overdramatically, " NOW MOVE IT
OR LOSE IT!! "
" Yes Kaasan.... "
" La la la la LA la la... "
" You know, if he weren't so clumsy and amazingly too large to fit modeling standards I would hire your large friend
at a moment's notice. " La Flu watched Goku; who was now down to his blue shirt and boxer shorts; bounce around the room
wafting the blue piece of cloth he used for a belt around the air. The bigger saiyajin looked graceful at the moment, but had
also been the same one that moments ago after whipping his 'belt' off from around his pants had caused them to fall to the
ground and Goku to trip and fall down with them. She blushed lightly at the saiyajin, then paused when she caught sight of
a furry object around his waist, " Hey, is that a-- " she quickly turned back to Vegeta, who was still sitting on the bed.
His face glowing bright red along with his own furry waist item, " Strange...they match...in fact they look almost like...
tails?? " La Flu blinked, " NAHHH!!! "
" I don't think Kakay's very clumsy at all. " Vegeta squeaked out, then went to put his hands on his cheeks, only to
scream and quickly pull his palms way, which now showed signs of toaster-burns, " I think Kakay's quite graceful. "
Goku paused from where he was in his little dance and looked over at Vegeta, who froze. A big happy grin covered
Goku's face and the large saiyajin slid over to where the ouji was sitting. He whipped around and flung his belt around the
ouji's back and grabbed the free end of his belt with the other hand, then pulled Vegeta up out of his seat.
" Why thank you little Veggie. " Goku giggled.
The glowing ouji felt whatever it was he kept in his boots instantly turn into a pudding-like mixture, causing him to
nearly lose what balance he had left, " Uhhhhhhh.... "
" ...hmm? " Goku blinked, confused.
" A-HA! " Goku turned towards the source of the a-ha, which happened to be the open window, " I'VE GOT YOU NOW YOU
EVIL MANIPULATING LITTLE OUJI!! "
" Chi-chan? " Goku blinked at the figure trying desperately to climb over the window-ledge. Gohan was embarassingly
floating behind her in view.
" Hi Toussan. " Gohan waved, then did a double take at the scene before him. La Flu sitting on a chair, Goku standing
infront of the bed in his t-shirt and boxers, and Vegeta behind held back from falling onto the bed by the belt that was hung
like a slingshot around his back with each tip held by Goku's either hand. The redness disappeared from Vegeta's face only to
be replaced by that evil, conniving, 'I've got an evil plot circling around in my head' expression.
" Hi Gohan! " Goku said cheerfully as if the situation was quite normal.
" Greetings Kaka-spawn. " Vegeta smirked, " You and Onna just happened to interupt Kakay's BRILLIANT little exotic
stripping dance that he was doing JUST FOR ME. "
" What?! WHAT IS HE DOING? GOHAN BOOST ME UP SO I CAN SEE WHAT'S GOING ON AND YELL AT THAT OUJI FOR IT!! " Chi-Chi
screamed.
" Alright, Kaasan. " Gohan sighed, knowing what kind of angry ranting he would hear once Chi-Chi got a load of this
scenery.
" Heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta snickered, " Kakay, would you mind pulling me a little closer? " he whispered.
" What? Why? " Goku blinked, then gasped, " Oh Veggie you're going to try and get Chi-chan mad at you again! No I
will not! " he turned his head the other way.
" ...I'll give you a candy bar. "
" My love for my Chi-chan is worth MUCH MORE than a dumb 'ol candy bar! " Goku pouted.
" ...I'll give you THREE candy bars. "
" OH-KAY! " Goku grinned, then temporarily narrowed his eyes, " But if she starts getting mad I'm gonna let go of you
so fast your little Veggie tush'll hurt for WEEKS. "
" Heh...heh.. " Vegeta laughed nervously, " Now why would she get "mad", Kakay? " he smirked, " Just do it. "
" K! " Goku nodded, then did so, nearly whumping the ouji right into him. The smaller saiyajin shook the newest red
glow away from his face in order to clear his head just as Gohan helped Chi-Chi up to see through the window.
" ALRIGHT OUJI! HERE I COME! " Chi-Chi pulled her left arm up over the window. Vegeta snickered, then kicked his foot
out from under him, tripping Goku can causing him to fall down onto the bed and nearly crush Vegeta at the same time, " I'M
GONNA RIP YOUR SCREWY LITTLE HEAD CLEAR OFF ITS SHOULDERS AND--and-- " she froze at the sight.
" Why hello Onna, what a SURPRISE to see YOU here. Kakay and I thought you were MILES away by now. " Vegeta grinned
evilly.
Goku froze, staring at Chi-Chi like a deer caught in headlights. He desperately tried to pull himself up off the ouji
, " Oh Chi-chan I swear I didn't...Veggie, he....it's not what it looks like PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!! " Goku cringed,
squinting his eyes. After not hearing any screams of fury and rage the large saiyajin decided to open one eye only to find
Chi-Chi was still staring head, frozen. Her head bobbed back and she fell downward, " AHH! CHI-CHAN!! " Goku pushed Vegeta
out from under him and dashed over to the window. Gohan flew downward in a wild attempt to catch her before she hit the
ground....no such luck.
" *THUMP*! "
Vegeta grinned in delight at the sound of the thump, " HAHAHAHAHAHA!! "
" Ohhhhh, my head... " Chi-Chi groaned, then fell back, unconsious. Gohan nervously picked her up, then floated up to
the window.
He growled, " Vegeta I SWEAR-- "
" --You shouldn't, it's not very nice. " Vegeta smirked, " By the way, make sure you and Onna set your TVs on
Saturday, I hear there's going to be a WONDERFUL show on. "
" ERRR, that's really SICK, you know that Vegeta! " Gohan yelled angrily, " You don't need a peasant! You need a
shrink! " he snorted, then flew off, an unconsious Chi-Chi in arms.
Vegeta watched him leave, amused. He turned to Goku, " Care to analyze me, Kakarrot? "
" Hmm. " Goku rubbed his chin, then looked the ouji up and down, " Lookin' good, little Veggie! " he grinned widely.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh, why thank you for revealing your good taste, Kakarrotto-chan! " Vegeta smiled.
" You are welcome, little buddy 'o mine! " Goku gave him a thumbs-up, " By the way, Veggie? What "wonderful show"
were you talking about anyway? "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Shuddup while you still sound partially intelligent, Kakarrot. " he groaned.
" No, really, " Goku asked, " What show were you-- "
" Oh SHUDDUP, Kakarrotto! Just SHUDDUP!! "
" So you've decided to wear my "mystery product" anyways? " La Flu grinned excitedly.
" That I have. " Vegeta smirked proudly. Goku was busy off in the backround putting his clothes back on, " Now that I
know Onna will be watching I'm going to give her the-shock-of-her-life performance! "
" Way to go little Veggie! " Goku cheered him on.
" Heh-heh, and the best part is I just might LASSO someone onto the stage myself. " he smirked at the larger saiyajin
" Well I'm glad to hear you're eager to go through with this 'Geta. " La Flu nodded, then pulled out her cellphone,
" Now all we have to do is make the arrangements to get you all nice and cleaned up and ready to show! "
The ouji paused, " HEY! " he shouted, " YOU WAIT JUST A MINUTE THERE! IF YOU THINK I'M LETTING A BUNCH OF STRANGERS
FOOF ME UP YOU'RE CRAZY!!! "
" Well we can't have you going out on the runway looking anything LESS than perfect, can we? " she asked him.
Vegeta smirked, " Lady, I like the way you think! " he folded his arms, " Very well than. Make your "arrangements"
however my hair is to be left untouched. My servant-maid is to see that it is properly washed and dried. " he shook her hand.
" Agreed. "
Goku tapped Vegeta on the shoulder, " "Servant-maid"? Veggie when did YOU get a servant-mai---oh. " he paused to see
Vegeta grinning widely up at him, " --boy. "
" Oooh! Veggie I can't believe you're making me do this! " Goku pouted.
" Aww, Kakay it's not that bad. I'm actually enjoying myself. " Vegeta grinned, putting his arms behind his head and
leaning back. The ouji was sitting in the bathroom in a tub full of bubbles and water while a slightly annoyed Goku washed
the ouji's hair. Vegeta contently splashed his fingers about in the water, then smirked and flicked some of it at the larger
saiyajin's face, then frowned at the fact that Goku still looked a little angry at him, " You're not still mad at me for
calling you my servant-maid, are you Kaka-chan? "
" Yes. " Goku answered bluntly.
" I promise I'll never call you that again if you take off those gloves. " Vegeta teased. Goku looked down at the
rubber gloves La Flu had given him to protect his hands.
" Veggie I'm not supposed to take those off while I'm scrubbin your hair. " the bigger saiyajin cocked his head,
confused.
" You do find them uncomfortable, don't you? "
" Well, yeah, but I don't wanna catch any Veggie-diseases by taking them off and doing this with my bare hands. "
Goku nodded.
" I have no diseases!! " Vegeta snapped, then huffed, " You should know that by now. "
" Umm...I GUESS I could take the rubber gloves off...they ARE getting kinda itchy... " Goku said uneasily, then
stopped rubbing the suds into the ouji's hair to look at his glove-covered hands.
" Yes, that's it, go ahead, take them off. " the smaller saiyajin urged him. Goku shrugged and did so, " There, NOW
how do your hands feel? "
Goku grinned, " FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEheehee. " he let out a sigh of relief, " Veggie I don't know HOW you can wear gloves
all day, don't your hands get all sweaty inside? "
" Yes but they certainly keep them safe from any wandering kaka-germs. " Vegeta muttered under his breath, " Now get
back to work! You missed a spot up front. " he pointed to his widows peak.
" Oh, sorry little Veggie! " Goku smiled and rubbed some shampoo in the spot.
" Heh-heh, heh-heh-heh... " Vegeta felt his face beginning to glow bright red again, " If only Onna could see me now,
the look on her sorry face would be PRICELESS!! " he hooted, thrusting his arms up into the air and nearly punching Goku in
the head during the process. Goku ducked the ouji's arms.
" Veggie watch where you're punching!! " Goku exclaimed, cringing at the thought of what would have happened to him
had he not moved away.
" Hmm? Oh, sorry Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said, the glow now exiting from his face. He glanced up at Goku, then did a
double-take, " GAH!? "
" Huh? " Goku stared down blankly.
" When did you get THAT??? " he pointed up to the tiny widow's peak on Goku's forehead which, if not for his bangs,
was completely concealed.
" Hmm....OH! My lil Veggie-peak. " Goku grinned widely.
" YES YOUR "LIL VEGGIE-PEAK"!!! " Vegeta snapped back at him.
" I've had that ever since we defused back in Buu. I don't know HOW I got it. Chi-chan'd go ballistic if she saw it
through. " he giggled, " I think it's probably from some spare Veggie-DNA that got leftover in my body after the portara
fusion. 'course, you don't have any bangs like mine so maybe I've always had a tiny Veggie-peak and never known about it. "
Goku shrugged.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes, " Kakarrotto, if you had any "leftover" genetical strands from my body that would make you
saiyajin royalty as well. " he said flatly.
" ReallllllllLLLlly? " Goku mused, w/big sparkily eyes, " ME, ROYALTY? " he held a bucket of water above Vegeta's
head to rinse the soap off.
" But, you're not. "
" Ohh. " Goku pouted, disappointed, dropping the bucket and causing it to land smack-dab onto the ouji's head, then
spill out all over Vegeta, drenching him.
" ... "
" ... "
Vegeta silently glared at Goku while taking the bucket off his own head. Goku laughed nervously.
" You probably always had some small widow's peak and I probably just never noticed. " Vegeta shrugged the idea off,
" Oh. And Kakarrot? "
" Yes Veggie? "
" DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!! " he threw the bucket at Goku, who dodged for the second time.
Goku laughed victoriously, " Heeheehee! I'm 2 for 2 little Veggie! "
" 'Geta! " La Flu poked her head into the room, " Everything's ready to go for you downstairs now. "
" Great. " Vegeta said with relief as prepared to leap out of the tub, then froze and turned his head towards Goku,
who was grinning stupidly and waving the fingers on his hand at him. Vegeta sweatdropped and sat back down, " Kakarrotto do
you mind getting me a towel? "
" HERE YA GO LITTLE VEGGIE! " Goku shoved a large towel in his face. Vegeta stared at the towel in shock.
" Wait, how did you, but there wasn't any towels around here, if, wha, who-- " he fumbled in surprise, then glared at
Goku, who just let out a little giggle in reply, " You frighten me sometimes, Kakarrot. You know that? "
" I do what I am good at little Veggie. " Goku nodded.
" Uh-huh.. " Vegeta scratched his head, " Well you're good at turning around, so how about you do that for me? "
" ...why? " Goku looked at him, baffled.
" SO I CAN COVER MY SOPPING-WET, NON-CLOTHED BODY WITHOUT BEING WATCHED YOU IDIOT!!! " Vegeta yelled.
Goku turned his back to the ouji, " Sheesh Veggie, you don't have to be so sensitive. It's just your body. "
" THAT'S WHY IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU KEEP YOUR BACK TURNED TO ME!! BECAUSE IT IS _MY_ BODY!!! " the smaller saiyajin
quickly wrapped the towel around his waist. La Flu uncovered her eyes to see again, " Hmmph! " Vegeta walked past Goku and
towards the door, then paused and looked down at his feet, which were not visible. He cocked an eyebrow, " Kakarrotto where
did get a towel this big? " Vegeta groaned, then added, " Dare I even ask? "
" Oh, that's mine from home. "
" ...when were you home? "
" ... " Goku just shrugged.
" Nevermind. I probably wouldn't believe it anyway. " Vegeta felt a headache coming on and left the room. La Flu
poked her head back in the doorway.
" Come on, Son-san. You don't have to stay here, we have maids to do that for us. " she said. Goku stood up and
proudly walked out after them.
" HEAR THAT VEGGIE! MAIDS! THEY HAVE _HIRED HELP_ HERE TO CLEAN UP AFTER PEOPLE! THEY DON'T JUST GRAB THE CLOSEST
RANDOM PERSON AND DECIDE TO FORCE _THEM_ TO WASH _THEIR_ HAIR!! WHADDA YA THINK OF THAT! HUH! HUH! "
" *sniffle* I miss my Veggie, Ms. Falaffal. " Goku said with big sad teary eyes as they sat outside on a bench in the
hallway next to a large door.
" It's "La Flu". "
" I miss my Veggie, Ms. Lalapalooza. "
La Flu sweatdropped, " Oh nevermind. " she looked at her watch, " He's been in there for over 2 hours. He should be
done by now. "
" 2 hours feels like 2 YEARS when you don't have a little buddy to hug. " Goku rubbed his eyes, " You understand,
don't you Ms. Krakatoa? "
La Flu cocked an eyebrow, " Krakato--where did you even GET that one? "
" *BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BOOP*BEEP*BEEEEEP*!!! " the duo turned towards the large door which had now opened, " *BOOP*BOOP*
*BEEP*BEEP*BOOOBOOOOOOOP*!!! "
" ... "
" ... "
Vegeta glanced at each one of them, then chucked the trumpet over his shoulder and into the room. He made a couple
attention-getting coughs, " A-HEM! "
La Flu got up, " 'Geta you look GREAT! "
Goku lept to his feet and glanced past her, " Little Veggie? "
The ouji waved at him, " Hello Kakarrotto. "
" LITTLE VEGGIE!!! " Goku squealed, rushing past La Flu and tackling the smaller saiyajin, " OH LITTLE VEGGIE I
MISSED YOU SO MUCH I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN AND--wow you smell just like my backyard! "
" If you don't get off me within the next 5 seconds I'm going to begin to smell like YOU. " the ouji cringed.
" OH! Sorry little buddy! " Goku said, helping him up. Vegeta dusted himself off, " You look very nice Veggie! "
Vegeta frowned, " Nice? THAT'S all you have to say about it?! "NICE"!!! " he yelled with a look of anger and a touch
of hurt on his face.
" Umm, actually what I said was "very nice" but...yeah. " Goku responded.
" Urg.. " Vegeta sweatdropped. The ouji was now wearing the robe from the last chapter this time along with a pair of
red satin slacks and matching slippers. He had been able to force the wardrobe people to ingraving the proper first letter of
his name on the blank right side of his robe, " See Kakarrotto! Now this jacket sports the TRUE beginning initial of the
GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! "
" Ooh. Geh-viv. " Goku read outloud.
" Geh---what? " Vegeta glanced up to see Goku was reading the prince's robe in the mirror, " No. You see, the V is
on the right side as a reminder that in my name V comes BEFORE-- " he glared at La Flu, " --G. "
Goku pulled out a magic marker and scribbled an eg after the V and an ie after the G. He giggled, " There! Now it
says "VEGGIE"!!! "
Vegeta looked back down at the robe and slapped himself on the forehead, " Kakarrotto you ARE a mental case. " he
grumbled.
" Aww, Veggie that's so sweet! " Goku smiled, then lightly elbowed La Flu, " What's a mental case? "
" You are. " she responded flatly, folding her arms.
Goku looked at her, confused. He shrugged and put his magic marker away in his side pocket, " OH! " he said suddenly
as Vegeta walked by him.
" Yes Kakarrotto? " the ouji smirked.
" Does little Veggie have his "magic undies" on yet? " Goku grinned eagerly.
The smirk dropped from Vegeta's face, " Uhhh, yeah, actually..umm, I do. " he forced a weak smile.
" Way to go, champ! " La Flu gave him a thumbs-up.
" Can I see how they look! " Goku asked, anxious.
" NO! " Vegeta shrieked. The bigger saiyajin stopped.
" Wuh, why not? " his bottom lip wobbled.
" Kakarrotto it's just--I can't--my privacy you know and--can you just turn away and I'll ask the manager here what
she thinks? " Vegeta looked away, embarassed.
" Why do _I_ always gotta look away! Veggie mooned me first WAY before I mooned him! It doesn't make sense! He has no
secret to hide! " Goku complained as he did so. Vegeta waited until he was sure Goku had his back to him, then un-did the
sash around his robe and pulled down his pants to show La Flu the underwear.
" Is it...SUPPOSED to look this way? " he shifted uneasily.
" Oh it looks PERFECT, 'Geta! " La Flu clasped her hands together, " I _KNEW_ IT! You have the perfect figure for
this! "
" But...you can see my--"cheeks". " he turned around so his rear end was showing. The ouji felt his cheeks glow with
embarassment.
" It's SUPPOSED to be that way! And besides you have a little string inbetween them. That's good, right? " she urged
him.
" I feel like I've just been given a wedgie by Shenlong himself! " Vegeta muttered.
" Who? " she blinked, confused.
" The dragon! " Goku grinned.
" Kakarrotto--SHUSH! " Vegeta snapped. He turned back to La Flu, " I really think it's a little TOO showy if you know
what I mean. Especially if Kakarrotto's going to be back there watching me. "
Goku glanced over his shoulder at the ouji. Vegeta shrieked, pulling up his pants in a desperate attempt to cover up
his underwear, " AHH! DON'T LOOK AT ME! DON'T LOOK AT ME!!! "
Goku quickly turned back to facing the wall.
The ouji let out a sigh of relief, " That was a close one. "
" There's nothing wrong with them, I think I did an excellent job designing those! " La Flu said, offended.
" I'd just, rather NOT get Kakarrotto's reaction to what I look like dressed up in a pair of fancy, sparkily, red,
skimpy, stretchy, butt-cheek-showing underwear. " Vegeta rubbed the back of his head, his face flushing bright red.
" Oh come on! What's he going to say! He's got the vocabulary of a fourth-grader! " La Flu exclaimed. Vegeta grabbed
her by the collar and pulled her down to his height while snarling in her face.
" DON'T YOU _DARE_ MAKE FUN OF MY PEASANT OR I SHALL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB UNTIL YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A BUNCH
OF HUMAN-PUZZLE-PIECES!! " he screamed with rage. The ouji's tail had sprong from around his waist and was sticking outward
and twitching angrily. The tail's hair stood on end.
" Uh, Veggie? " Goku pointed to the ouji's tail.
" NOT NOW KAKARROTTO CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO DEFEND YOUR HONOR! " Vegeta yelled.
" But Veggie-- "
" NOT..NOW..KAKARROTTO!!! "
Goku bit his lip, then whispered in Vegeta's ear, " Veggie your tail in showing! "
Vegeta froze and glanced down to see the brown, furry object was no longer around his waist. He yelped and sent it
flying back in place as a 'belt', then set La Flu down and patted his tail.
" Honestly!! " La Flu grumbled as she dusted herself off, " You need to control that temper of yours, 'Geta! " she
said, then looked at her watch and gasped, " OH NO! WE SPENT SO MUCH TIME HERE WE ONLY HAVE AN 5 MIN. UNTIL YOU'RE ON!! " La
Flu bit her lip, " Ohhh! " she peeked out the window, " And with all the traffic out there we'll never make it in time! "
" Lady, the stupid runway's only 2 levels up. " Vegeta said flatly, still annoyed at her.
" It's not in THIS building. IT'S IN ONE ACROSS THE STREET!! FIVE BLOCKS DOWN THE STREET!!! "
" Don't worry about that! " Goku grinned as he picked up Vegeta and held him under his left arm, then grabbed La Flu
under his right, " I will get us there in no time! " he said, then teleported off.
" TA-DA! " Goku announced in a sing-song voice as he threw his arms outward to each side, causing Vegeta and La Flu
to fall down onto the floor.
" Where? How? What did you-- " La Flu gawked, looking around to confusedly find they were now backstage of the
correct building the show was to be in.
" Don't ask, he's Kakarrotto, there IS no explanation for him. " Vegeta groaned, then yelped as Goku stood him up.
" Little Veggie it is time for you to go out there and do your thing! " Goku grinned at him, " And remember, I will
be back here cheering your little self on! " he gave the ouji a hug.
Vegeta gulped, " I can't. "
" What? " Goku blinked.
" WHAT?! " La Flu shrieked.
" I can't do this Kakarrotto, I can't do this infront of all those complete strangers! I can't do this infront of
YOU!! " he squinted his eyes shut.
" But little Veggie you were oh-kay when you were on the runway the last time. And you were oh-kay with getting your
pictures taken. " Goku said, confused.
" I WON'T go out there Kakay! It's too embarassing! " Vegeta whispered, " Please understand. "
The larger saiyajin hugged tighter, " Aww, of course I understand little Veggie. I won't force you to do it. " he
sniffled.
" I WILL! " La Flu grabbed the ouji by the collar and yanked him out of the hug, " NOW GET OUT THERE!!! "
" I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET MYSELF BE BOSSED AROUND BY SOME MERE HUMAN! YOU LET GO OF ME!! " Vegeta screamed, then almost
fell as she gave him a violent push forward. He stood up straight, " AND ANOTHER THING-- " Vegeta paused to see he was now on
the beginning of the runway with thousands of people watching him and another couple million watching from the safety of
their television sets.
" Uhhhh... " Vegeta trailed off, stiffening up from pure fear, " I hate this. " he said quietly to himself. He looked
over his shoulder to see La Flu grinning happily and giving him a thumbs-up. Goku was staring back at the smaller saiyajin
with an "I'm sorry" look. Vegeta gulped again and popped one of his slippers off, then froze as the cameras instantly started
to flash. He nervously pulled the other slipper off as well, sending another barrage of camera flashes to go off in his face.
" OHHH! My poor little Veggie. " Goku watched him sadly, then perked up as and idea appeared in his head. The large
saiyajin grinned and got to work behind La Flu, who was still busy trying to critique her model's performance.
Vegeta was now down to his robe, the brief briefs covered by the long jacket. He snarled at a few reporters on the
sidelines and backed up until he was at the beginning of the runway. The ouji nervously reached for his belt, fiddling with
it for a couple seconds. He tossed the belt off to the sidelines and grabbed either side of his robe to pull it away just as
something hit him from the side, knocking him off the runway and into the crowd.
" TA-DAH!! "
" Uh-- " Vegeta blinked, regaining his footing. The ouji gawked to Goku standing there on the runway in his boxers,
grinning, " Ka--kaka-- "
" HI LITTLE VEGGIE! " Goku saluted him, " I couldn't just let you reveal your jibblets to the world like that when
you didn't want to. "
" Heh-heh..heh.. " Vegeta smiled weakly, then fainted.
" YOU!! WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOU!! " La Flu screamed at Goku, enraged. She ran at him. The large saiyajin
grinned at her and spun around to the edge of the other side, causing her to rush right past him and off the runway, also
falling into the crowd.
" HI GOHAN! HI GOTEN! HI CHI-CHAN LOOK AT ME!! " Goku waved to the audiance.
Gohan sat infront of the TV, shocked, " Ta--Toussan?! "
" Daddy's on TV! " Goten said happily, " I wanna be on TV someday too Mommy! " he grinned up at Chi-Chi, who was
busy laughing at what had just happened on the screen.
" HAHAHA! Oh Gohan did you see that! He practically CHUCKED that ouji offstage! " Chi-Chi laughed, " THAT'S MY
GO-CHAN!! " she rooted for him, then watched as Vegeta tried to pull himself back onto the runway, " STEP ON HIS FEET GOKU!
STEP ON THEM HARD!! "
" Ugh, Kakarrotto what do you think you're DOING! " Vegeta said, getting up. His tail violently swooshing around in
the air behind him.
" Just saving a little smidgen of your pride, little buddy! " Goku grinned, taking a bow. The audiance gawked at the
fuzzy brown object sticking out of the ouji's behind, " Well, as long as they know about Veggie's tail, there's no reason for
me to keep mine all to myself like that. " Goku said happily as he unwrapped his tail and let it fling about, lose, " DON'T
BE SCARED EVERYBODY! MY TAIL LIKES GETTING HIS PICTURE TAKEN TOO! "
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Come on, take a bow little buddy. " Goku cheerfully elbowed Vegeta.
" Eh. " Vegeta hmmphed, then did so. Goku took another bow also.
" OUT!! "
" Huh? " they both said at once.
La Flu pulled herself up over the runway, " OUT! BOTH OF YOU! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU, YOU TAILED FREAKS!!! " she
screamed in anger.
" *A-HEM*! We are NOT "tailed freaks" we are saiyajins! " Goku folded his arms, " And darn proud of it! " he turned
to Vegeta, " Right little Veggie? "
" Heh. " Vegeta smirked back at him.
" OUT!! " La Flu now had several guards approaching the stage.
" Uh-oh. " Goku said in a sing-song voice, " What'll we do now, Veggie? "
" Simple answer, Kakarrot. " Vegeta nodded, " RUN! " he lept off the stage, quickly followed by Goku. The duo dashed
out of the building and down the street.
" OOOOOOOOH! AND DON'T YOU DARE COME BACK!!! "
" DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT! " Vegeta yelled back, " WE WON'T WANT TO!!
The Next Day...
" Hey Veggie, look at this. " Goku said as he came back in from outside, a newspaper in his hands.
" Please, I don't want to see another one of those things as long as I live. " Vegeta grumbled, sitting at the Sons
kitchen table along with Gohan and Goten. Chi-Chi walked in the room.
" What are you doing in my house!! " she yelled at Vegeta.
Vegeta ignored her.
" No, look Veggie. " Goku unfolded the paper so the gang could see.
" "Boxers are Back", " Gohan read off the paper, " "Ingenious Fashion Designer Celine La Flu recalls back to what
Underwear is really about--covering our backsides and keeping us comfortable through the day.". "
Goten glanced at the small, angry picture of La Flu. He giggled, " She doesn't look like a very happy lady. "
Vegeta snickered, " You got that right. "
" Get out of my chair! " Chi-Chi complained, pushing the ouji off and sitting down. She glared at him. Vegeta
responded by blowing a raspberry at her.
" Personally, I like the photo they took of you, Toussan. " Gohan snickered. There was a big picture in the middle of
the page of Goku grinning on the runway in his boxers.
" Weren't you wearing those last week? " Chi-Chi scratched her head.
" I'm wearing them now. " Goku said cheerfully.
" ... " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Why do I bother? "
" Unbelievable. " Gohan shook his head, " Dad revolutionized the underwear industry with just a pair of week-old
boxer-shorts. "
" That I did! " Goku said proudly. He turned to Vegeta, who was now standing and silently exchanging death-glares
with Chi-Chi, " So Veggie, what did you do with your fancy panties anyway? "
" Hmm? Oh, I put them away. " Vegeta shrugged.
" "Put them away"? I would've thought you'd have burned, slashed, or shredded them by now!! " Goku gawked.
" Actually I'm saving them along with the robe for a "special occasion". " he smirked evilly at Chi-Chi, who took one
look at Vegeta, got up and grabbed him by the neck. She tackled him to the floor and started screaming angrily at Vegeta
repeatedly smacking the back of his head against the floor.
" YOU EVIL *SMACK* LITTLE OUJI I *SMACK* OUTTA RIP THAT *SMACK* SICK HEAD OF YOURS OFF YOUR SHOULDERS AND *SMACK*
THROW THAT IN THE FOOD PROCESSOR AND SEE HOW YOU *SMACK* LIKE THAT SPECIAL OCCASION, HUH!!! " Chi-Chi screamed.
" Ahh, everything is how it should be, once more. " Goku smiled serenely, then perked up, " Come on guys! Let's go do
some FISHIN! " he said as he happily marched out the door.
" YAY! " Goten cheered, then followed him.
Gohan walked by as he watched his mother continue to beat Vegeta's head into the floor. He shook his own head and
groaned, " If I didn't know better, I'd think I was adopted. "
" HURRY UP GOHAN! THE FISH AREN'T GONNA CATCH THEMSELVES! " Goku called from outside.
" COMING DAD!! "
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1:40 PM 8/22/2002
THE END!
Chuquita: (cheers) WOO-HOO! I finished it! (to Son) I was sure I wasn't going to get this done in time.
Goku: (confused) Eh?
Chuquita: Oh, earlier this morning I read an e-mail Miss Sheba sent me that ff.net is moving stuff to a new server over
Friday and Saturday. I thought I had a whole nother day to finish this story up and since I didn't want to make the readers
wait an extra couple days for the last chapter of this story that's practically finished so I just spent the last couple
hours wrapping this up.
Vegeta: (smirks) You sounded kind of panicky.
Chuquita: (narrows her eyes) Oh hushup! Everything I wrote today started from about the same time where La Flu started to
panic about not getting you there on time.
Goku: That's a good two pages.
Chuquita: (happily) Yup! Oh! Before I do anything else I want to mention a cameo I forgot. Well, not so much my cameo as some
of the stories cameos. In Maria Cline's "Tests of Love" some of my fics make cameos!
Goku: (confused) How does a whole story make a cameo?
Chuquita: It doesn't. You see in her story Chi-Chi gets kidnapped by the Amazons and they force Goku to take various tests
in order to get her back. There's one where he has to clean this entire warehouse by hand without using his powers while
wearing a cleaning-lady's outfit, and one where he has to keep quiet and let one of the Amazons drag him around all day like
a pet, and then there's one where he's forced to, well, watch snipits of our stories.
Goku: How is that bad?
Chuquita: Her Goku is MUCH MORE IN CHARACTER than you are.
Goku: (slightly embarassed) Ohhhhhh. I get it. Poor in-character me. (feels sorry for him)
Chuquita: Don't worry. I know the other you will save Chi-Chi anyway! (smiles)
Vegeta: (flatly) It's another one of those G/CC stories isn't it.
Chuquita: (glares at him) HEY! Cut it out Veggie, they ARE my favorite couple. (smirks) Why else do you think I always let
Chi-Chi beat you anway? Figuratively speaking I mean.
Goku: (giggles) Chi-chan was literally beating Veggie at the end of this story.
Vegeta: (grumbles) Yes, I know.
Chuquita: (cheerfully) Besides, it's one of my unoffical rules of fanfiction. Veggie doesn't win no matter what!
Vegeta: (mockingly) Veggie doesn't win no matter what. Neh!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Hoo-boy. (to audiance) One of the reviewers for the last chapter suggested we talk about episode 253
in the next Corner. Which we probably will get to during one of the next story's parts seeing as I have both the English and
Japanese of this episode on my computer. (grins) And he/she's right about that scene, Veggie does speak as if he's almost
ready to cry cuz Son-kun hid his SSJ3 from him.
Vegeta: (embarassingly turns the other way)
Chuquita: Actually, I really liked how Funi's Veggie did this scene, but I liked how the Japanese Goku responded better so
I'll talk about them both. The orignal number for 253 was actually 268.
Veggy: (pouts) I suppose it's time for me to go, isn't it?
Chuquita: (sad) Yeah, we'll miss you Veggy! [gives him a hug]
Vegeta: (to Chu) Hey! How come you never hug me!
Chuquita: (glares at him) Veggy's my first original-created character, give me a break here! [lets go of Veggy]
Veggy: [snaps his fingers; causing a pie to appear on the desk] Pie for the road?
Goku: WHOO-HOO! [grabs a chunk of pie and shoves it in his mouth] (muffled) We'll ALL miss you Veggy!
Vegeta: I won't.
Mirai: TAKE THAT, ANDROID!! [sends his sword at Veggy like a spear]
Veggy: [snaps his fingers, causing the sword to now be made of marshmellow]
Goku: Candy! [swallows the sword whole] Mmmm...
Mirai: (gawks) My--my sword! (to Veggy) HOW COULD YOU!!
Veggy: [walks up to him] Oh look! [pulls something out of Mirai's ear] (happily) It was in your ear the whole time! (grins)
Goku: (laughs and claps)
Vegeta: (lets out a snicker)
Mirai: [grabs his sword from Veggy] But how did you--it's impossible for--(snorts) Androids... [shoves his sword back in its
case]
Veggy: I guess I'll be seeing ya!
Goku: Veggy's comin back?
Chuquita: Eh, maybe I'll ask him to come back when we hit fic number 100. Who knows. [waves goodbye to Veggy]
Vegeta: IF we hit number 100.
Chuquita: (optimisticly) Of COURSE we will Veggie! The possiblities are endless! AND there's a whole nother season of new dbz
episodes this fall to spark ideas for new stories!
Goku: (grins) I agree with Chu-sama.
Chuquita: Before we go I'd like to give the summary for the story! (grins) It's based on a comic strip I wrote.
Goku: (happily) Just like "Kaka-germs"!
Chuquita: Exactly! Here it is: After Bulma suggests the prince take a vacation, Veggie decides to do just that--and purchases
a huge oceanliner. While saying his two-week temporary goodbyes, a devastated Son Goku sneaks onto the ship, fearing for what
could possibly happen to his little buddy if left alone without protection. When Chi-Chi finds out she decides to take action
and with the help of Gohan and Piccolo, track down the oceanliner to "save" Son. How will they find one person on this
'little chunk of Bejito-sei? Does he WANT to be found? Does Veggie even know Goku is there? Find out!
Vegeta: (muses) Ahh, a cruise. I've always wanted to go on a cruise.
Goku: Boat-time with Veggie! (grins)
Chuquita: Also, the next yet-to-be-named story's Corner is going to be one of the most important ones EVER! It is the Corner
where we have "THE POLL".
Vegeta: (cheers) WOOO!
Goku: (confused) "The poll"??
Chuquita: Remember story #5 I talked about a while ago where Veggie actually "wins" in the future? Well this will be a poll
asking SHOULD it happen. Should Veggie win? Should this story get past my brain and onto a notepad file? We'll be having the
"Should Veggie WIN?" poll in the first chapter of the next story. You can either put your response in a review on Part 1,
e-mail me with your choice, or go to http://www.geocities.com/son_nekoni/shrine-chuey.html where Nekoni has set up a lil
polling station there. I'll go over the details of the whole story #5 situation during the next Corner which will be, for the
majority, set up for the poll. On the page you should see a little Goku hugging Veggie doodle in the upper left hand corner
which Nekoni drew, but there's also some links on the page to a couple drawings I did myself just for the poll!
Vegeta: (calmly) Remember readers, it's not whether you win or lose--it's that _I_ WIN! [points to Goku, who looks around,
confused]
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Oh brother. You're not gonna pull that whole egotistical-thing of yours through the whole next fics
Corners, are ya Vedge?
Vegeta: [now wearing a "Vote for Me" t-shirt] (proudly) YOU BET I AM!
Chuquita: (groans) Ehhh, something tells me I'm going to feel a headache coming on.
Goku: (grins; holding out something) Aspirin?
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "The Brak Show"
Brak: Sorry Mr. Thundercleese, but I gotta go or else I'm gonna miss the best show ever to be shown on the show shower!
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (happily) Hello and welcome to Part 5! (to Son) Wow that feels weird.
Goku: I don't think we've ever had a part 5 before.
Chuquita: Oh, we had ONE part 5 way back in Veggienapped (which had 6 chapters) but this is definitely the first time we've
had a Corner that's spilled into a 5th chapter.
Vegeta: (shrugs) Doesn't feel any different to me.
Mirai: (laughs mockingly) [while running on his treadmill] HA! Well _I_ feel different. [lifts up his shirt to reveal his
belly is now back to normal]
Chuquita: (makes an OK sign) Lookin good, Mirai!
Mirai: Heh! (grin)
Veggy: (to Mirai) Well if you hadn't eaten so many peeps in the first place you wouldn't be on that treadmill right now.
Mirai: (annoyed) If you hadn't come here I wouldn't have HAD any peeps to eat!
Veggy: Tsk tsk, so touchy. (to Veggie) Kind of like you.
Vegeta: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN 'TOUCHY'!!!
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee, Veggie is actually pretty fun to touch. [pokes Veggie in the arm] See? It's a got a warm, soft,
fleshy feel to it.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I'm not warm and I'm NOT soft, Kakarrotto.
Goku: But you ARE fleshy. [pokes again]
Vegeta: CUT THAT OUT!! [shakes his fist in the air]
Chuquita: Today in the Corner we're going to talk about the new subbed episode I downloaded yesterday evening--
Vegeta: --since we've practically ran out of anything else relating to "firsts" to talk about.
Chuquita: (glares at him) (turns back to audiance) Anyways, we're going to talk about episode 286 called, "Son Goku is the
strongest after all; Buu is finally defeated" or something like that.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You don't even remember the episode TITLE?!
Chuquita: Hey, I remembered the first half. The second half is a little fuzzy. It's Buu is destroyed or defeated or something
like that. [scratches her head]
Vegeta: (grumbles) Of course she WOULD remember the part about Kakarrotto being the "strongest".
Goku: (pouty) Veggie doesn't think I'm the strongest.
Vegeta: I, well, of COURSE NOT! _I_ am the strong--
[everyone stares at him skeptically]
Vegeta: --aww shaddap! (snorts and folds his arms)
Chuquita: (chuckles at Veggie) May I begin now?
Vegeta: (Mr. Grumpy Pants) Yes, fine. Begin. I don't care.
Goku: (giggles at Veggie) Little Veggie is lying again. [grabs Veggie & hugs him] Of course he cares! He's just being a
modest lil ouji.
Vegeta: (turns bright red) Uhhh...heh-heh...
Chuquita: (to audiance) As I was saying, ep. 286 is the one where Buu is finally beaten and more than worth waiting 4 tries
to download. While Son-kun is the one who throws the genki-dama and fries Buu to a crisp Veggie more than makes up for his
lack of strength with his ingenius plots and plans.
Vegeta: (still being hugged) Wha-huh?
Chuquita: Pay attention, Vedge, I'm complimenting you.
Vegeta: (confused) You are?
Chuquita: It was Veggie's idea to use a genki-dama AND his idea to use the last wish to restore Son-san's health therby
giving him the boost he needed to shove that big energy ball in Buu's face. While it's not the most humor-oriented episode
it's got a couple buddy-moments that can make you go "aww" for up to about 10 seconds at a time.
Goku: (gives Veggie an extra squeeze) "AWWWWWWW"!!!
Vegeta: (melts into a gooey red putty)
Goku: [looks down at Veggie] Oops.
Chuquita: There's 3 buddy-clips in this episode. The first comes early on when Son here can't bear to throw the genki-dama
at Buu while Veggie's lying there on the ground nearby unable to move. Veggie of course says what must be the umpteenth
"don't worry about me" line since they started battling on Kaio-shin-kai or whatever the name is for that planet.
Mirai: It's Kaio-something.
Chuquita: Eh, that's oh-kay. Not all that important. (back to audiance) Buu realizes Son is afraid to throw the big ki ball
at him because his little buddy's several feet away from Buu so the pink monster walks over to Veggie and steps on his back
while grinning mockingly up at Son-kun. Buu then proceeds to blast red balls of ki at Son, who can't do anything cuz he's
holding the 'whole world in his hands'.
Goku: (opens his mouth about to break into song)
Vegeta: [snaps to fingers over Son's lips] (gritting his teeth) Don't...even...dare...
Chuquita: Eventually Son decides to throw the blast at Veggie and squints his eyes tight shut to keep from seeing Veggie
helplessly blown to bits until Fat Buu and Hercule come to the rescue.
Veggy: Them? You're kidding, right?
Chuquita: Nope.
Vegeta: (grumbling) Nope.
Chuquita: Fat Buu keeps the little Buu distracted (he fights him) while Hercule grabs Veggie, chucks the ouji over his
shoulder and runs away while signalling to Son that Veggie's safe. Son-kun grins happily states that Hercule "just might be
the world's savior" and blasts Buu.
Vegeta: (grinning up at Son) (blushing) Am I REAAALLLLY your "world", Kaka-chan?
Goku: Veggie I think the episode me was talking literally--you know--about the Earth--not just you.
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) YOU SEE THAT CHU! NOW YOU MADE ME MAKE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF INFRONT OF KAKARROTTO!!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Hoo-boy...the last "aww" moment is the thumbs-up near the end of the show. Veggie's laying there on
his stomach (this is right after they beat Buu) and Son floats downward and gives Veggie a thumbs-up and smiles. Veggie gives
his own thumbs up and smiles; not smirks; back up at him. (to Son) You know the funny thing about the thumbs-up is, like all
the other tag-team stuff you and Veggie had done after unfusing; Son uses his left hand to give Veggie the thumbs-up while
Veggie gives Son his thumbs-up with his right hand.
Vegeta: (groans) Here we go with the creepy 'portara fusion' thing again!
Chuquita: Eh, it just adds to my list of funny Goku=left side, Veggie=right side moments.
Goku: HEE, Veggie and I are connected through our bodies and SOULS. (eyes temporarily widen) Heeheehee!
Chuquita: The episode also had a preview for the next episode where apparently Son-kun moons the whole gang while in SSJ2.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (sarcasm) Lovely.
Goku: (grins) That I am! (ribs Veggie) At least _I_ got in the tub nakee, Veggie didn't wanna come splashing with
me-n-Goten-n-Trunks.
Chuquita: (flatly) Who coincidentally were also in the nude. (perks up) I think it would have been funny though if Veggie had
joined them.
Vegeta: Heated tub--minus clothes--with Kakarrotto...no thanks.
Chuquita: I bet Chi-Chi wouldn't have let you in that tub if you'd tried. I'd like to know exactly what's going on in that
episode before I decide to download it though.
Goku: Why is Veggie so insecure about his bottom anyway! I've seen his bottom it's a regular ordinary bottom! Nothing to be
ashamed of!!
Chuquita: Btw that episode is on this Friday.
Goku: Ooh, really?
Chuquita: Yeah, 'cept Funi decided Veggie's bottom and tail were not good things for you to be having visions of so they
chopped his tail out and covered his bottom in really ugly blue paint.
Goku: (pouts) Ohh, no wonder Veggie is ashamed. The Funi people made him think his bottom isn't good enough for daytime
television.
Vegeta: THAT IS NOT THE REASON!!!
Veggy: (happily) On with Part 5!
Summary: Underwear. We all wear it; well--most of us. Bulma decides to invite a famous fashion designer to Capsule Corp. But
what happens when the fashion designer decides Veggie would be perfect for modeling her new line of underwear? Will Veggie
go through with it? Will he make it down the catwalk without blasting the audiance into oblivion? How will Chi-Chi and Goku
react to this one? Will Veggie be able to use his new "underwear model" title to his advantage? And what happens when the
papers suddenly start blasting rumors about his personal life? Find out!
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" Behold, gentlemen! The little box which holds the key to our future fame and glory! " La Flu smiled victoriously as
she held up a small white box; the trio were now back in the hotel room.
" Wow, it's awfully small. " Goku observed, peering down at the box.
" That's what I'm afraid of. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Oh nonsense! There's nothing to be afraid of! " La Flu laughed.
" If there's nothing for me to "fear" then how about you let me take a look inside. You know, just so I know what
little scrap of clothing you're going to make me wear to this thing on Saturday anyway? " Vegeta grabbed the lid to the box
and tried to lift it open.
" ACK! NO WAY!! " La Flu pulled the box away from him and backed up, " It's a top-secret project and I don't want
anyone to get wind of it before the three of us do! " she nodded calmly.
" ERRR... " Vegeta growled, " You'd think you'd want me to know, being _I'M_ the one who has to prance around in it!"
he huffed.
" Aww, don't worry little Veggie! I'm sure whatever the undies look like they'll look very beautiful on you! " the
larger saiyajin smiled, patting Vegeta on the back.
The ouji just glared up at him, " Not if they're anything like the ones my imagination can conceive they won't. "
" Can I see Veggie's pretty panties? " Goku asked La Flu eagerly.
" Well I suppose...it's not like YOU'RE going to turn on us. " she rubbed her chin.
" I would never turn on my little Veggie, Ms. Flu. " Goku stared at her innocently.
" Hmm. " La Flu looked at her box, " Sure. But only a peek. And you are NOT to tell ANYONE what is inside. GOT IT? "
she narrowed her eyes at Goku.
" You got it Ms. Lafluflu! " Goku grinned, giving her a thumbs-up. La Flu sweatdropped.
" Here. " she popped the box open and Goku peered inside. His eyes widened until they filled up half his head, " Oh
my goodness---it's, it's, ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!!!! " he squealed at the top of his lungs. La Flu shut the box, " You ARE a
genius!!! "
La Flu smiled boastfully, " Well I don't like to brag, but it IS, I believe, some of my BEST work! "
Vegeta scratched his head, then poked Goku in the side, " Psst, Kakarrotto. Hey! " he whispered loudly, " How about
telling me what's in that-- "
" --oh little Veggie it's beautiful just BEAUTIFUL! " he grabbed the smaller saiyajin and squeezed him tightly,
" It's going to look so PRETTY on you! "
" You...think so? " Vegeta squeaked out, glowing bright red.
" Mmm-hmm! " Goku hugged tighter.
" *SNAP*SNAP*SNAP*!!! " the duo froze.
" NOT AGAIN!!! " Goku yelped, letting go of Vegeta, who instantly whipped towards the window-full of photographers
and sent several ki blasts at them; frying the small group to a crisp. The photographers moaned, then wobbled backward and
fell off their ladder and onto the ground.
" HA! Serves them right! " Vegeta smirked.
" Way to go little Veggie! " Goku cheered him on.
" Heh, there's NOTHING the GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI cannot accomplish!! " Vegeta laughed proudly.
" That's good to know, because "the great and powerful saiyajin no ouji" is going to have to do a little body
practicing for my line's debut. " La Flu rubbed her hands together.
" "body practicing"? " Vegeta looked over at her, a little leery, " And just WHAT do you mean by "body practicing"? "
" OH NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO! NEVER!! NOT EVEN IF YOU PAID ME NO! " Vegeta gawked at La Flu. He backed up, looking
about ready to puke, " THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO STRIP DOWN TO THAT "MYSTERY UNDERWEAR" YOU'RE KEEPING HIDDEN IN THAT
STUPID LITTLE BOX OF YOURS!!! NOT INFRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW!! AND NOT INFRONT OF-- " he glanced over at
Goku, who waved happily at him. Vegeta retched, " --Kakarrot. "
" Heeheehee. " Goku giggled at the way the ouji prounounced his name.
" That's right, GIGGLE, Kakarrotto. You won't be GIGGLING for long when I'm through with you!! " the aggrivated ouji
shook his fist in the air.
" He's just playing silly. " Goku whispered to La Flu, " Veggie's a little sweet-heart on the inside, he just wants
us to think he's a meanie. "
" Oh. " La Flu blinked, confused. She turned her attention back to Vegeta, " 'Geta it isn't "stripping", it's just
slowly removing your outer clothing until you reveal the "mystery underwear" that you so refer to it as and make us FAMOUS! "
" Oh yeah well you can't do this! " Vegeta snapped, then turned to Goku, " Kakarrotto tell her she can't do this! "
Goku sweatdropped, " Veggie, it's really not that hard. I mean it's not like you'll be nakee when you're done. You'll
still have on your pretty panties. "
" "My pretty panties", neh! " Vegeta mocked him, " KAKARROTTO I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE! IT COULD BE SOME
NASTY DISGUSTING SEE-THROUGH JOB! OR SOMETHING THAT BARELY COVERS MY BEHIND! " he shivered.
" Aww, Veggie it's not see-through o-- " Goku quickly covered his mouth with his hands. Vegeta's eyes widened with
a spark of curiousity.
" OR???? " he persuaded him.
" Is a paddle you row a boat with, yeah. Heh-heh-heh. " Goku laughed nervously, " You know the song, "row row row
your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a...a dream..yeah..heh-heh. "
" Ugh! " La Flu groaned and slapped herself on the forehead.
" So you're saying that it's NOT see-through? " Vegeta smirked.
" For the most part. " Goku said, then squeaked and covered his mouth again, " Oops--again. I promised though Veggie
I won't tell you any more than that! "
" Even if it is UN-see-throughable I REFUSE to undress myself infront of millions of nationwide viewers! " Vegeta
snorted.
" 'Geta, it's really not that bad. " La Flu pleaded with him.
" Yeah little Veggie. I can nakee-tize myself anywhere and still feel oh-kay. " Goku nodded.
" That's because you're a nudist and you have no pride! " Vegeta snapped.
" That's not true Veggie. I DO wear clothes and I DO have some pride. " Goku pouted, then perked up, " All you have
to do is start out simple, you know, like-- " he kicked one of his boots off, sending the object flying against the wall,
" --this. And then you get the other shoe like this-- "
" --Mr. Son! " La Flu stopped him.
" Yes? "
" Do you seriously think dropping down to your boxers is going to help 'Geta feel better about doing this? "
" ...sure it will! " Goku grinned, " With little Veggie it's always "Anything Kakarrotto can do I can do better". So
if I do it he'll want to try even harder! "
She glanced back at Vegeta, then back at Goku. La Flu grinned, " Carry on then! " she walked over to a chair and sat
down to watch. Vegeta wandered over to the bed and nervously sat down there.
" Now the next thing you probably wanna get rid of is your t-shirt, or in my case my gi top! " Goku grinned, tossing
the orange top covering the blue one underneath to the side, " I think you should try throwing that one into the audiance
unless you really need it. " the large saiyajin nodded. Vegeta briefly glanced down at the orange shirt, then back at Goku,
" Now comes a lil trick Chi-chan taught me... "
" YAH! "
" OOF! "
" YAH YAH YAH!! "
" Uhh, Kaasan? " Gohan spoke up.
" What is it Gohan? "
" I think they're already dead...or unconsious...I can't really tell. " he looked down at the three fried reporters.
" Well--I taught them a lesson anyway so there! " Chi-Chi nodded, then grabbed one of the reporters light-brown
trench coat jackets and put it on. She grabbed his hat and placed it on her head, " Quick Gohan-chan! Take that one's jacket
over there. It'll disguise us. " Chi-Chi walked over to the TALL ladder placed against the side of the hotel.
" You know Kaasan, with what happened to these guys; whatever happened to these guys; do you really think it's a wise
idea to climb up there? And at this time of day? " Gohan looked around; the sun was already beginning to set, " And who told
you Vegeta and Toussan were in here anyway? "
" I'm not sure. Some nice boy who called me up on the telephone though. "
Mirai now sat in Bura's detective chair. The now-peeved little girl was laying on the floor tied and gagged. She
growled at Mirai.
" Hahaha, so much for the Ouji-tips Hotline. " he smirked, twirling the phone-line around his finger.
Chi-Chi laughed determinedly, " Alright Gohan, we're going to attack that evil little ouji from HEAD-ON--you go
first. "
" WAH!! " Gohan fell to the floor animé style, " KAA-SAAN!! "
" Don't sass your mother, Gohan! Now get your hands and feet on that ladder on the double! NOW! " Chi-Chi shouted.
Gohan groaned and began to climb the ladder; Chi-Chi close behind him, " I feel so used. "
" HURRY!! WHO KNOWS WHAT THAT OUJI COULD BE DOING TO MY SWEET GO-CHAN!! " she sobbed overdramatically, " NOW MOVE IT
OR LOSE IT!! "
" Yes Kaasan.... "
" La la la la LA la la... "
" You know, if he weren't so clumsy and amazingly too large to fit modeling standards I would hire your large friend
at a moment's notice. " La Flu watched Goku; who was now down to his blue shirt and boxer shorts; bounce around the room
wafting the blue piece of cloth he used for a belt around the air. The bigger saiyajin looked graceful at the moment, but had
also been the same one that moments ago after whipping his 'belt' off from around his pants had caused them to fall to the
ground and Goku to trip and fall down with them. She blushed lightly at the saiyajin, then paused when she caught sight of
a furry object around his waist, " Hey, is that a-- " she quickly turned back to Vegeta, who was still sitting on the bed.
His face glowing bright red along with his own furry waist item, " Strange...they match...in fact they look almost like...
tails?? " La Flu blinked, " NAHHH!!! "
" I don't think Kakay's very clumsy at all. " Vegeta squeaked out, then went to put his hands on his cheeks, only to
scream and quickly pull his palms way, which now showed signs of toaster-burns, " I think Kakay's quite graceful. "
Goku paused from where he was in his little dance and looked over at Vegeta, who froze. A big happy grin covered
Goku's face and the large saiyajin slid over to where the ouji was sitting. He whipped around and flung his belt around the
ouji's back and grabbed the free end of his belt with the other hand, then pulled Vegeta up out of his seat.
" Why thank you little Veggie. " Goku giggled.
The glowing ouji felt whatever it was he kept in his boots instantly turn into a pudding-like mixture, causing him to
nearly lose what balance he had left, " Uhhhhhhh.... "
" ...hmm? " Goku blinked, confused.
" A-HA! " Goku turned towards the source of the a-ha, which happened to be the open window, " I'VE GOT YOU NOW YOU
EVIL MANIPULATING LITTLE OUJI!! "
" Chi-chan? " Goku blinked at the figure trying desperately to climb over the window-ledge. Gohan was embarassingly
floating behind her in view.
" Hi Toussan. " Gohan waved, then did a double take at the scene before him. La Flu sitting on a chair, Goku standing
infront of the bed in his t-shirt and boxers, and Vegeta behind held back from falling onto the bed by the belt that was hung
like a slingshot around his back with each tip held by Goku's either hand. The redness disappeared from Vegeta's face only to
be replaced by that evil, conniving, 'I've got an evil plot circling around in my head' expression.
" Hi Gohan! " Goku said cheerfully as if the situation was quite normal.
" Greetings Kaka-spawn. " Vegeta smirked, " You and Onna just happened to interupt Kakay's BRILLIANT little exotic
stripping dance that he was doing JUST FOR ME. "
" What?! WHAT IS HE DOING? GOHAN BOOST ME UP SO I CAN SEE WHAT'S GOING ON AND YELL AT THAT OUJI FOR IT!! " Chi-Chi
screamed.
" Alright, Kaasan. " Gohan sighed, knowing what kind of angry ranting he would hear once Chi-Chi got a load of this
scenery.
" Heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta snickered, " Kakay, would you mind pulling me a little closer? " he whispered.
" What? Why? " Goku blinked, then gasped, " Oh Veggie you're going to try and get Chi-chan mad at you again! No I
will not! " he turned his head the other way.
" ...I'll give you a candy bar. "
" My love for my Chi-chan is worth MUCH MORE than a dumb 'ol candy bar! " Goku pouted.
" ...I'll give you THREE candy bars. "
" OH-KAY! " Goku grinned, then temporarily narrowed his eyes, " But if she starts getting mad I'm gonna let go of you
so fast your little Veggie tush'll hurt for WEEKS. "
" Heh...heh.. " Vegeta laughed nervously, " Now why would she get "mad", Kakay? " he smirked, " Just do it. "
" K! " Goku nodded, then did so, nearly whumping the ouji right into him. The smaller saiyajin shook the newest red
glow away from his face in order to clear his head just as Gohan helped Chi-Chi up to see through the window.
" ALRIGHT OUJI! HERE I COME! " Chi-Chi pulled her left arm up over the window. Vegeta snickered, then kicked his foot
out from under him, tripping Goku can causing him to fall down onto the bed and nearly crush Vegeta at the same time, " I'M
GONNA RIP YOUR SCREWY LITTLE HEAD CLEAR OFF ITS SHOULDERS AND--and-- " she froze at the sight.
" Why hello Onna, what a SURPRISE to see YOU here. Kakay and I thought you were MILES away by now. " Vegeta grinned
evilly.
Goku froze, staring at Chi-Chi like a deer caught in headlights. He desperately tried to pull himself up off the ouji
, " Oh Chi-chan I swear I didn't...Veggie, he....it's not what it looks like PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!! " Goku cringed,
squinting his eyes. After not hearing any screams of fury and rage the large saiyajin decided to open one eye only to find
Chi-Chi was still staring head, frozen. Her head bobbed back and she fell downward, " AHH! CHI-CHAN!! " Goku pushed Vegeta
out from under him and dashed over to the window. Gohan flew downward in a wild attempt to catch her before she hit the
ground....no such luck.
" *THUMP*! "
Vegeta grinned in delight at the sound of the thump, " HAHAHAHAHAHA!! "
" Ohhhhh, my head... " Chi-Chi groaned, then fell back, unconsious. Gohan nervously picked her up, then floated up to
the window.
He growled, " Vegeta I SWEAR-- "
" --You shouldn't, it's not very nice. " Vegeta smirked, " By the way, make sure you and Onna set your TVs on
Saturday, I hear there's going to be a WONDERFUL show on. "
" ERRR, that's really SICK, you know that Vegeta! " Gohan yelled angrily, " You don't need a peasant! You need a
shrink! " he snorted, then flew off, an unconsious Chi-Chi in arms.
Vegeta watched him leave, amused. He turned to Goku, " Care to analyze me, Kakarrot? "
" Hmm. " Goku rubbed his chin, then looked the ouji up and down, " Lookin' good, little Veggie! " he grinned widely.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh, why thank you for revealing your good taste, Kakarrotto-chan! " Vegeta smiled.
" You are welcome, little buddy 'o mine! " Goku gave him a thumbs-up, " By the way, Veggie? What "wonderful show"
were you talking about anyway? "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Shuddup while you still sound partially intelligent, Kakarrot. " he groaned.
" No, really, " Goku asked, " What show were you-- "
" Oh SHUDDUP, Kakarrotto! Just SHUDDUP!! "
" So you've decided to wear my "mystery product" anyways? " La Flu grinned excitedly.
" That I have. " Vegeta smirked proudly. Goku was busy off in the backround putting his clothes back on, " Now that I
know Onna will be watching I'm going to give her the-shock-of-her-life performance! "
" Way to go little Veggie! " Goku cheered him on.
" Heh-heh, and the best part is I just might LASSO someone onto the stage myself. " he smirked at the larger saiyajin
" Well I'm glad to hear you're eager to go through with this 'Geta. " La Flu nodded, then pulled out her cellphone,
" Now all we have to do is make the arrangements to get you all nice and cleaned up and ready to show! "
The ouji paused, " HEY! " he shouted, " YOU WAIT JUST A MINUTE THERE! IF YOU THINK I'M LETTING A BUNCH OF STRANGERS
FOOF ME UP YOU'RE CRAZY!!! "
" Well we can't have you going out on the runway looking anything LESS than perfect, can we? " she asked him.
Vegeta smirked, " Lady, I like the way you think! " he folded his arms, " Very well than. Make your "arrangements"
however my hair is to be left untouched. My servant-maid is to see that it is properly washed and dried. " he shook her hand.
" Agreed. "
Goku tapped Vegeta on the shoulder, " "Servant-maid"? Veggie when did YOU get a servant-mai---oh. " he paused to see
Vegeta grinning widely up at him, " --boy. "
" Oooh! Veggie I can't believe you're making me do this! " Goku pouted.
" Aww, Kakay it's not that bad. I'm actually enjoying myself. " Vegeta grinned, putting his arms behind his head and
leaning back. The ouji was sitting in the bathroom in a tub full of bubbles and water while a slightly annoyed Goku washed
the ouji's hair. Vegeta contently splashed his fingers about in the water, then smirked and flicked some of it at the larger
saiyajin's face, then frowned at the fact that Goku still looked a little angry at him, " You're not still mad at me for
calling you my servant-maid, are you Kaka-chan? "
" Yes. " Goku answered bluntly.
" I promise I'll never call you that again if you take off those gloves. " Vegeta teased. Goku looked down at the
rubber gloves La Flu had given him to protect his hands.
" Veggie I'm not supposed to take those off while I'm scrubbin your hair. " the bigger saiyajin cocked his head,
confused.
" You do find them uncomfortable, don't you? "
" Well, yeah, but I don't wanna catch any Veggie-diseases by taking them off and doing this with my bare hands. "
Goku nodded.
" I have no diseases!! " Vegeta snapped, then huffed, " You should know that by now. "
" Umm...I GUESS I could take the rubber gloves off...they ARE getting kinda itchy... " Goku said uneasily, then
stopped rubbing the suds into the ouji's hair to look at his glove-covered hands.
" Yes, that's it, go ahead, take them off. " the smaller saiyajin urged him. Goku shrugged and did so, " There, NOW
how do your hands feel? "
Goku grinned, " FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEheehee. " he let out a sigh of relief, " Veggie I don't know HOW you can wear gloves
all day, don't your hands get all sweaty inside? "
" Yes but they certainly keep them safe from any wandering kaka-germs. " Vegeta muttered under his breath, " Now get
back to work! You missed a spot up front. " he pointed to his widows peak.
" Oh, sorry little Veggie! " Goku smiled and rubbed some shampoo in the spot.
" Heh-heh, heh-heh-heh... " Vegeta felt his face beginning to glow bright red again, " If only Onna could see me now,
the look on her sorry face would be PRICELESS!! " he hooted, thrusting his arms up into the air and nearly punching Goku in
the head during the process. Goku ducked the ouji's arms.
" Veggie watch where you're punching!! " Goku exclaimed, cringing at the thought of what would have happened to him
had he not moved away.
" Hmm? Oh, sorry Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said, the glow now exiting from his face. He glanced up at Goku, then did a
double-take, " GAH!? "
" Huh? " Goku stared down blankly.
" When did you get THAT??? " he pointed up to the tiny widow's peak on Goku's forehead which, if not for his bangs,
was completely concealed.
" Hmm....OH! My lil Veggie-peak. " Goku grinned widely.
" YES YOUR "LIL VEGGIE-PEAK"!!! " Vegeta snapped back at him.
" I've had that ever since we defused back in Buu. I don't know HOW I got it. Chi-chan'd go ballistic if she saw it
through. " he giggled, " I think it's probably from some spare Veggie-DNA that got leftover in my body after the portara
fusion. 'course, you don't have any bangs like mine so maybe I've always had a tiny Veggie-peak and never known about it. "
Goku shrugged.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes, " Kakarrotto, if you had any "leftover" genetical strands from my body that would make you
saiyajin royalty as well. " he said flatly.
" ReallllllllLLLlly? " Goku mused, w/big sparkily eyes, " ME, ROYALTY? " he held a bucket of water above Vegeta's
head to rinse the soap off.
" But, you're not. "
" Ohh. " Goku pouted, disappointed, dropping the bucket and causing it to land smack-dab onto the ouji's head, then
spill out all over Vegeta, drenching him.
" ... "
" ... "
Vegeta silently glared at Goku while taking the bucket off his own head. Goku laughed nervously.
" You probably always had some small widow's peak and I probably just never noticed. " Vegeta shrugged the idea off,
" Oh. And Kakarrot? "
" Yes Veggie? "
" DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!! " he threw the bucket at Goku, who dodged for the second time.
Goku laughed victoriously, " Heeheehee! I'm 2 for 2 little Veggie! "
" 'Geta! " La Flu poked her head into the room, " Everything's ready to go for you downstairs now. "
" Great. " Vegeta said with relief as prepared to leap out of the tub, then froze and turned his head towards Goku,
who was grinning stupidly and waving the fingers on his hand at him. Vegeta sweatdropped and sat back down, " Kakarrotto do
you mind getting me a towel? "
" HERE YA GO LITTLE VEGGIE! " Goku shoved a large towel in his face. Vegeta stared at the towel in shock.
" Wait, how did you, but there wasn't any towels around here, if, wha, who-- " he fumbled in surprise, then glared at
Goku, who just let out a little giggle in reply, " You frighten me sometimes, Kakarrot. You know that? "
" I do what I am good at little Veggie. " Goku nodded.
" Uh-huh.. " Vegeta scratched his head, " Well you're good at turning around, so how about you do that for me? "
" ...why? " Goku looked at him, baffled.
" SO I CAN COVER MY SOPPING-WET, NON-CLOTHED BODY WITHOUT BEING WATCHED YOU IDIOT!!! " Vegeta yelled.
Goku turned his back to the ouji, " Sheesh Veggie, you don't have to be so sensitive. It's just your body. "
" THAT'S WHY IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU KEEP YOUR BACK TURNED TO ME!! BECAUSE IT IS _MY_ BODY!!! " the smaller saiyajin
quickly wrapped the towel around his waist. La Flu uncovered her eyes to see again, " Hmmph! " Vegeta walked past Goku and
towards the door, then paused and looked down at his feet, which were not visible. He cocked an eyebrow, " Kakarrotto where
did get a towel this big? " Vegeta groaned, then added, " Dare I even ask? "
" Oh, that's mine from home. "
" ...when were you home? "
" ... " Goku just shrugged.
" Nevermind. I probably wouldn't believe it anyway. " Vegeta felt a headache coming on and left the room. La Flu
poked her head back in the doorway.
" Come on, Son-san. You don't have to stay here, we have maids to do that for us. " she said. Goku stood up and
proudly walked out after them.
" HEAR THAT VEGGIE! MAIDS! THEY HAVE _HIRED HELP_ HERE TO CLEAN UP AFTER PEOPLE! THEY DON'T JUST GRAB THE CLOSEST
RANDOM PERSON AND DECIDE TO FORCE _THEM_ TO WASH _THEIR_ HAIR!! WHADDA YA THINK OF THAT! HUH! HUH! "
" *sniffle* I miss my Veggie, Ms. Falaffal. " Goku said with big sad teary eyes as they sat outside on a bench in the
hallway next to a large door.
" It's "La Flu". "
" I miss my Veggie, Ms. Lalapalooza. "
La Flu sweatdropped, " Oh nevermind. " she looked at her watch, " He's been in there for over 2 hours. He should be
done by now. "
" 2 hours feels like 2 YEARS when you don't have a little buddy to hug. " Goku rubbed his eyes, " You understand,
don't you Ms. Krakatoa? "
La Flu cocked an eyebrow, " Krakato--where did you even GET that one? "
" *BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*BOOP*BEEP*BEEEEEP*!!! " the duo turned towards the large door which had now opened, " *BOOP*BOOP*
*BEEP*BEEP*BOOOBOOOOOOOP*!!! "
" ... "
" ... "
Vegeta glanced at each one of them, then chucked the trumpet over his shoulder and into the room. He made a couple
attention-getting coughs, " A-HEM! "
La Flu got up, " 'Geta you look GREAT! "
Goku lept to his feet and glanced past her, " Little Veggie? "
The ouji waved at him, " Hello Kakarrotto. "
" LITTLE VEGGIE!!! " Goku squealed, rushing past La Flu and tackling the smaller saiyajin, " OH LITTLE VEGGIE I
MISSED YOU SO MUCH I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN AND--wow you smell just like my backyard! "
" If you don't get off me within the next 5 seconds I'm going to begin to smell like YOU. " the ouji cringed.
" OH! Sorry little buddy! " Goku said, helping him up. Vegeta dusted himself off, " You look very nice Veggie! "
Vegeta frowned, " Nice? THAT'S all you have to say about it?! "NICE"!!! " he yelled with a look of anger and a touch
of hurt on his face.
" Umm, actually what I said was "very nice" but...yeah. " Goku responded.
" Urg.. " Vegeta sweatdropped. The ouji was now wearing the robe from the last chapter this time along with a pair of
red satin slacks and matching slippers. He had been able to force the wardrobe people to ingraving the proper first letter of
his name on the blank right side of his robe, " See Kakarrotto! Now this jacket sports the TRUE beginning initial of the
GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! "
" Ooh. Geh-viv. " Goku read outloud.
" Geh---what? " Vegeta glanced up to see Goku was reading the prince's robe in the mirror, " No. You see, the V is
on the right side as a reminder that in my name V comes BEFORE-- " he glared at La Flu, " --G. "
Goku pulled out a magic marker and scribbled an eg after the V and an ie after the G. He giggled, " There! Now it
says "VEGGIE"!!! "
Vegeta looked back down at the robe and slapped himself on the forehead, " Kakarrotto you ARE a mental case. " he
grumbled.
" Aww, Veggie that's so sweet! " Goku smiled, then lightly elbowed La Flu, " What's a mental case? "
" You are. " she responded flatly, folding her arms.
Goku looked at her, confused. He shrugged and put his magic marker away in his side pocket, " OH! " he said suddenly
as Vegeta walked by him.
" Yes Kakarrotto? " the ouji smirked.
" Does little Veggie have his "magic undies" on yet? " Goku grinned eagerly.
The smirk dropped from Vegeta's face, " Uhhh, yeah, actually..umm, I do. " he forced a weak smile.
" Way to go, champ! " La Flu gave him a thumbs-up.
" Can I see how they look! " Goku asked, anxious.
" NO! " Vegeta shrieked. The bigger saiyajin stopped.
" Wuh, why not? " his bottom lip wobbled.
" Kakarrotto it's just--I can't--my privacy you know and--can you just turn away and I'll ask the manager here what
she thinks? " Vegeta looked away, embarassed.
" Why do _I_ always gotta look away! Veggie mooned me first WAY before I mooned him! It doesn't make sense! He has no
secret to hide! " Goku complained as he did so. Vegeta waited until he was sure Goku had his back to him, then un-did the
sash around his robe and pulled down his pants to show La Flu the underwear.
" Is it...SUPPOSED to look this way? " he shifted uneasily.
" Oh it looks PERFECT, 'Geta! " La Flu clasped her hands together, " I _KNEW_ IT! You have the perfect figure for
this! "
" But...you can see my--"cheeks". " he turned around so his rear end was showing. The ouji felt his cheeks glow with
embarassment.
" It's SUPPOSED to be that way! And besides you have a little string inbetween them. That's good, right? " she urged
him.
" I feel like I've just been given a wedgie by Shenlong himself! " Vegeta muttered.
" Who? " she blinked, confused.
" The dragon! " Goku grinned.
" Kakarrotto--SHUSH! " Vegeta snapped. He turned back to La Flu, " I really think it's a little TOO showy if you know
what I mean. Especially if Kakarrotto's going to be back there watching me. "
Goku glanced over his shoulder at the ouji. Vegeta shrieked, pulling up his pants in a desperate attempt to cover up
his underwear, " AHH! DON'T LOOK AT ME! DON'T LOOK AT ME!!! "
Goku quickly turned back to facing the wall.
The ouji let out a sigh of relief, " That was a close one. "
" There's nothing wrong with them, I think I did an excellent job designing those! " La Flu said, offended.
" I'd just, rather NOT get Kakarrotto's reaction to what I look like dressed up in a pair of fancy, sparkily, red,
skimpy, stretchy, butt-cheek-showing underwear. " Vegeta rubbed the back of his head, his face flushing bright red.
" Oh come on! What's he going to say! He's got the vocabulary of a fourth-grader! " La Flu exclaimed. Vegeta grabbed
her by the collar and pulled her down to his height while snarling in her face.
" DON'T YOU _DARE_ MAKE FUN OF MY PEASANT OR I SHALL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB UNTIL YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A BUNCH
OF HUMAN-PUZZLE-PIECES!! " he screamed with rage. The ouji's tail had sprong from around his waist and was sticking outward
and twitching angrily. The tail's hair stood on end.
" Uh, Veggie? " Goku pointed to the ouji's tail.
" NOT NOW KAKARROTTO CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO DEFEND YOUR HONOR! " Vegeta yelled.
" But Veggie-- "
" NOT..NOW..KAKARROTTO!!! "
Goku bit his lip, then whispered in Vegeta's ear, " Veggie your tail in showing! "
Vegeta froze and glanced down to see the brown, furry object was no longer around his waist. He yelped and sent it
flying back in place as a 'belt', then set La Flu down and patted his tail.
" Honestly!! " La Flu grumbled as she dusted herself off, " You need to control that temper of yours, 'Geta! " she
said, then looked at her watch and gasped, " OH NO! WE SPENT SO MUCH TIME HERE WE ONLY HAVE AN 5 MIN. UNTIL YOU'RE ON!! " La
Flu bit her lip, " Ohhh! " she peeked out the window, " And with all the traffic out there we'll never make it in time! "
" Lady, the stupid runway's only 2 levels up. " Vegeta said flatly, still annoyed at her.
" It's not in THIS building. IT'S IN ONE ACROSS THE STREET!! FIVE BLOCKS DOWN THE STREET!!! "
" Don't worry about that! " Goku grinned as he picked up Vegeta and held him under his left arm, then grabbed La Flu
under his right, " I will get us there in no time! " he said, then teleported off.
" TA-DA! " Goku announced in a sing-song voice as he threw his arms outward to each side, causing Vegeta and La Flu
to fall down onto the floor.
" Where? How? What did you-- " La Flu gawked, looking around to confusedly find they were now backstage of the
correct building the show was to be in.
" Don't ask, he's Kakarrotto, there IS no explanation for him. " Vegeta groaned, then yelped as Goku stood him up.
" Little Veggie it is time for you to go out there and do your thing! " Goku grinned at him, " And remember, I will
be back here cheering your little self on! " he gave the ouji a hug.
Vegeta gulped, " I can't. "
" What? " Goku blinked.
" WHAT?! " La Flu shrieked.
" I can't do this Kakarrotto, I can't do this infront of all those complete strangers! I can't do this infront of
YOU!! " he squinted his eyes shut.
" But little Veggie you were oh-kay when you were on the runway the last time. And you were oh-kay with getting your
pictures taken. " Goku said, confused.
" I WON'T go out there Kakay! It's too embarassing! " Vegeta whispered, " Please understand. "
The larger saiyajin hugged tighter, " Aww, of course I understand little Veggie. I won't force you to do it. " he
sniffled.
" I WILL! " La Flu grabbed the ouji by the collar and yanked him out of the hug, " NOW GET OUT THERE!!! "
" I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET MYSELF BE BOSSED AROUND BY SOME MERE HUMAN! YOU LET GO OF ME!! " Vegeta screamed, then almost
fell as she gave him a violent push forward. He stood up straight, " AND ANOTHER THING-- " Vegeta paused to see he was now on
the beginning of the runway with thousands of people watching him and another couple million watching from the safety of
their television sets.
" Uhhhh... " Vegeta trailed off, stiffening up from pure fear, " I hate this. " he said quietly to himself. He looked
over his shoulder to see La Flu grinning happily and giving him a thumbs-up. Goku was staring back at the smaller saiyajin
with an "I'm sorry" look. Vegeta gulped again and popped one of his slippers off, then froze as the cameras instantly started
to flash. He nervously pulled the other slipper off as well, sending another barrage of camera flashes to go off in his face.
" OHHH! My poor little Veggie. " Goku watched him sadly, then perked up as and idea appeared in his head. The large
saiyajin grinned and got to work behind La Flu, who was still busy trying to critique her model's performance.
Vegeta was now down to his robe, the brief briefs covered by the long jacket. He snarled at a few reporters on the
sidelines and backed up until he was at the beginning of the runway. The ouji nervously reached for his belt, fiddling with
it for a couple seconds. He tossed the belt off to the sidelines and grabbed either side of his robe to pull it away just as
something hit him from the side, knocking him off the runway and into the crowd.
" TA-DAH!! "
" Uh-- " Vegeta blinked, regaining his footing. The ouji gawked to Goku standing there on the runway in his boxers,
grinning, " Ka--kaka-- "
" HI LITTLE VEGGIE! " Goku saluted him, " I couldn't just let you reveal your jibblets to the world like that when
you didn't want to. "
" Heh-heh..heh.. " Vegeta smiled weakly, then fainted.
" YOU!! WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOU!! " La Flu screamed at Goku, enraged. She ran at him. The large saiyajin
grinned at her and spun around to the edge of the other side, causing her to rush right past him and off the runway, also
falling into the crowd.
" HI GOHAN! HI GOTEN! HI CHI-CHAN LOOK AT ME!! " Goku waved to the audiance.
Gohan sat infront of the TV, shocked, " Ta--Toussan?! "
" Daddy's on TV! " Goten said happily, " I wanna be on TV someday too Mommy! " he grinned up at Chi-Chi, who was
busy laughing at what had just happened on the screen.
" HAHAHA! Oh Gohan did you see that! He practically CHUCKED that ouji offstage! " Chi-Chi laughed, " THAT'S MY
GO-CHAN!! " she rooted for him, then watched as Vegeta tried to pull himself back onto the runway, " STEP ON HIS FEET GOKU!
STEP ON THEM HARD!! "
" Ugh, Kakarrotto what do you think you're DOING! " Vegeta said, getting up. His tail violently swooshing around in
the air behind him.
" Just saving a little smidgen of your pride, little buddy! " Goku grinned, taking a bow. The audiance gawked at the
fuzzy brown object sticking out of the ouji's behind, " Well, as long as they know about Veggie's tail, there's no reason for
me to keep mine all to myself like that. " Goku said happily as he unwrapped his tail and let it fling about, lose, " DON'T
BE SCARED EVERYBODY! MY TAIL LIKES GETTING HIS PICTURE TAKEN TOO! "
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Come on, take a bow little buddy. " Goku cheerfully elbowed Vegeta.
" Eh. " Vegeta hmmphed, then did so. Goku took another bow also.
" OUT!! "
" Huh? " they both said at once.
La Flu pulled herself up over the runway, " OUT! BOTH OF YOU! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU, YOU TAILED FREAKS!!! " she
screamed in anger.
" *A-HEM*! We are NOT "tailed freaks" we are saiyajins! " Goku folded his arms, " And darn proud of it! " he turned
to Vegeta, " Right little Veggie? "
" Heh. " Vegeta smirked back at him.
" OUT!! " La Flu now had several guards approaching the stage.
" Uh-oh. " Goku said in a sing-song voice, " What'll we do now, Veggie? "
" Simple answer, Kakarrot. " Vegeta nodded, " RUN! " he lept off the stage, quickly followed by Goku. The duo dashed
out of the building and down the street.
" OOOOOOOOH! AND DON'T YOU DARE COME BACK!!! "
" DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT! " Vegeta yelled back, " WE WON'T WANT TO!!
The Next Day...
" Hey Veggie, look at this. " Goku said as he came back in from outside, a newspaper in his hands.
" Please, I don't want to see another one of those things as long as I live. " Vegeta grumbled, sitting at the Sons
kitchen table along with Gohan and Goten. Chi-Chi walked in the room.
" What are you doing in my house!! " she yelled at Vegeta.
Vegeta ignored her.
" No, look Veggie. " Goku unfolded the paper so the gang could see.
" "Boxers are Back", " Gohan read off the paper, " "Ingenious Fashion Designer Celine La Flu recalls back to what
Underwear is really about--covering our backsides and keeping us comfortable through the day.". "
Goten glanced at the small, angry picture of La Flu. He giggled, " She doesn't look like a very happy lady. "
Vegeta snickered, " You got that right. "
" Get out of my chair! " Chi-Chi complained, pushing the ouji off and sitting down. She glared at him. Vegeta
responded by blowing a raspberry at her.
" Personally, I like the photo they took of you, Toussan. " Gohan snickered. There was a big picture in the middle of
the page of Goku grinning on the runway in his boxers.
" Weren't you wearing those last week? " Chi-Chi scratched her head.
" I'm wearing them now. " Goku said cheerfully.
" ... " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Why do I bother? "
" Unbelievable. " Gohan shook his head, " Dad revolutionized the underwear industry with just a pair of week-old
boxer-shorts. "
" That I did! " Goku said proudly. He turned to Vegeta, who was now standing and silently exchanging death-glares
with Chi-Chi, " So Veggie, what did you do with your fancy panties anyway? "
" Hmm? Oh, I put them away. " Vegeta shrugged.
" "Put them away"? I would've thought you'd have burned, slashed, or shredded them by now!! " Goku gawked.
" Actually I'm saving them along with the robe for a "special occasion". " he smirked evilly at Chi-Chi, who took one
look at Vegeta, got up and grabbed him by the neck. She tackled him to the floor and started screaming angrily at Vegeta
repeatedly smacking the back of his head against the floor.
" YOU EVIL *SMACK* LITTLE OUJI I *SMACK* OUTTA RIP THAT *SMACK* SICK HEAD OF YOURS OFF YOUR SHOULDERS AND *SMACK*
THROW THAT IN THE FOOD PROCESSOR AND SEE HOW YOU *SMACK* LIKE THAT SPECIAL OCCASION, HUH!!! " Chi-Chi screamed.
" Ahh, everything is how it should be, once more. " Goku smiled serenely, then perked up, " Come on guys! Let's go do
some FISHIN! " he said as he happily marched out the door.
" YAY! " Goten cheered, then followed him.
Gohan walked by as he watched his mother continue to beat Vegeta's head into the floor. He shook his own head and
groaned, " If I didn't know better, I'd think I was adopted. "
" HURRY UP GOHAN! THE FISH AREN'T GONNA CATCH THEMSELVES! " Goku called from outside.
" COMING DAD!! "
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1:40 PM 8/22/2002
THE END!
Chuquita: (cheers) WOO-HOO! I finished it! (to Son) I was sure I wasn't going to get this done in time.
Goku: (confused) Eh?
Chuquita: Oh, earlier this morning I read an e-mail Miss Sheba sent me that ff.net is moving stuff to a new server over
Friday and Saturday. I thought I had a whole nother day to finish this story up and since I didn't want to make the readers
wait an extra couple days for the last chapter of this story that's practically finished so I just spent the last couple
hours wrapping this up.
Vegeta: (smirks) You sounded kind of panicky.
Chuquita: (narrows her eyes) Oh hushup! Everything I wrote today started from about the same time where La Flu started to
panic about not getting you there on time.
Goku: That's a good two pages.
Chuquita: (happily) Yup! Oh! Before I do anything else I want to mention a cameo I forgot. Well, not so much my cameo as some
of the stories cameos. In Maria Cline's "Tests of Love" some of my fics make cameos!
Goku: (confused) How does a whole story make a cameo?
Chuquita: It doesn't. You see in her story Chi-Chi gets kidnapped by the Amazons and they force Goku to take various tests
in order to get her back. There's one where he has to clean this entire warehouse by hand without using his powers while
wearing a cleaning-lady's outfit, and one where he has to keep quiet and let one of the Amazons drag him around all day like
a pet, and then there's one where he's forced to, well, watch snipits of our stories.
Goku: How is that bad?
Chuquita: Her Goku is MUCH MORE IN CHARACTER than you are.
Goku: (slightly embarassed) Ohhhhhh. I get it. Poor in-character me. (feels sorry for him)
Chuquita: Don't worry. I know the other you will save Chi-Chi anyway! (smiles)
Vegeta: (flatly) It's another one of those G/CC stories isn't it.
Chuquita: (glares at him) HEY! Cut it out Veggie, they ARE my favorite couple. (smirks) Why else do you think I always let
Chi-Chi beat you anway? Figuratively speaking I mean.
Goku: (giggles) Chi-chan was literally beating Veggie at the end of this story.
Vegeta: (grumbles) Yes, I know.
Chuquita: (cheerfully) Besides, it's one of my unoffical rules of fanfiction. Veggie doesn't win no matter what!
Vegeta: (mockingly) Veggie doesn't win no matter what. Neh!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Hoo-boy. (to audiance) One of the reviewers for the last chapter suggested we talk about episode 253
in the next Corner. Which we probably will get to during one of the next story's parts seeing as I have both the English and
Japanese of this episode on my computer. (grins) And he/she's right about that scene, Veggie does speak as if he's almost
ready to cry cuz Son-kun hid his SSJ3 from him.
Vegeta: (embarassingly turns the other way)
Chuquita: Actually, I really liked how Funi's Veggie did this scene, but I liked how the Japanese Goku responded better so
I'll talk about them both. The orignal number for 253 was actually 268.
Veggy: (pouts) I suppose it's time for me to go, isn't it?
Chuquita: (sad) Yeah, we'll miss you Veggy! [gives him a hug]
Vegeta: (to Chu) Hey! How come you never hug me!
Chuquita: (glares at him) Veggy's my first original-created character, give me a break here! [lets go of Veggy]
Veggy: [snaps his fingers; causing a pie to appear on the desk] Pie for the road?
Goku: WHOO-HOO! [grabs a chunk of pie and shoves it in his mouth] (muffled) We'll ALL miss you Veggy!
Vegeta: I won't.
Mirai: TAKE THAT, ANDROID!! [sends his sword at Veggy like a spear]
Veggy: [snaps his fingers, causing the sword to now be made of marshmellow]
Goku: Candy! [swallows the sword whole] Mmmm...
Mirai: (gawks) My--my sword! (to Veggy) HOW COULD YOU!!
Veggy: [walks up to him] Oh look! [pulls something out of Mirai's ear] (happily) It was in your ear the whole time! (grins)
Goku: (laughs and claps)
Vegeta: (lets out a snicker)
Mirai: [grabs his sword from Veggy] But how did you--it's impossible for--(snorts) Androids... [shoves his sword back in its
case]
Veggy: I guess I'll be seeing ya!
Goku: Veggy's comin back?
Chuquita: Eh, maybe I'll ask him to come back when we hit fic number 100. Who knows. [waves goodbye to Veggy]
Vegeta: IF we hit number 100.
Chuquita: (optimisticly) Of COURSE we will Veggie! The possiblities are endless! AND there's a whole nother season of new dbz
episodes this fall to spark ideas for new stories!
Goku: (grins) I agree with Chu-sama.
Chuquita: Before we go I'd like to give the summary for the story! (grins) It's based on a comic strip I wrote.
Goku: (happily) Just like "Kaka-germs"!
Chuquita: Exactly! Here it is: After Bulma suggests the prince take a vacation, Veggie decides to do just that--and purchases
a huge oceanliner. While saying his two-week temporary goodbyes, a devastated Son Goku sneaks onto the ship, fearing for what
could possibly happen to his little buddy if left alone without protection. When Chi-Chi finds out she decides to take action
and with the help of Gohan and Piccolo, track down the oceanliner to "save" Son. How will they find one person on this
'little chunk of Bejito-sei? Does he WANT to be found? Does Veggie even know Goku is there? Find out!
Vegeta: (muses) Ahh, a cruise. I've always wanted to go on a cruise.
Goku: Boat-time with Veggie! (grins)
Chuquita: Also, the next yet-to-be-named story's Corner is going to be one of the most important ones EVER! It is the Corner
where we have "THE POLL".
Vegeta: (cheers) WOOO!
Goku: (confused) "The poll"??
Chuquita: Remember story #5 I talked about a while ago where Veggie actually "wins" in the future? Well this will be a poll
asking SHOULD it happen. Should Veggie win? Should this story get past my brain and onto a notepad file? We'll be having the
"Should Veggie WIN?" poll in the first chapter of the next story. You can either put your response in a review on Part 1,
e-mail me with your choice, or go to http://www.geocities.com/son_nekoni/shrine-chuey.html where Nekoni has set up a lil
polling station there. I'll go over the details of the whole story #5 situation during the next Corner which will be, for the
majority, set up for the poll. On the page you should see a little Goku hugging Veggie doodle in the upper left hand corner
which Nekoni drew, but there's also some links on the page to a couple drawings I did myself just for the poll!
Vegeta: (calmly) Remember readers, it's not whether you win or lose--it's that _I_ WIN! [points to Goku, who looks around,
confused]
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Oh brother. You're not gonna pull that whole egotistical-thing of yours through the whole next fics
Corners, are ya Vedge?
Vegeta: [now wearing a "Vote for Me" t-shirt] (proudly) YOU BET I AM!
Chuquita: (groans) Ehhh, something tells me I'm going to feel a headache coming on.
Goku: (grins; holding out something) Aspirin?