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~AN: Hello again! Time for the second show for me hottie corner!! And today's special feature.......SPELL CHECK!! Yes, I went and reread my last one and there were TONS of mistakes, I'm so sorry about that! So when I'm done with this I'm going to spell check it for all of you!!! Oh please R&R, thanks!~
**Stage lights up showing Mika-chan and Xellina-dono sitting and smiling at the camera. Mika has a Black eye and a leg cast and Xellina is wearing a neck brace.**
Mika: Hello folks! Welcome to our second show!! We are glad to see you all here!
*Crowd cheers*
Xellina: We have to apologize for our out break in our last show. That was very uncalled for.
Mika: Yeah! I agree we should have pounded those sissies into the ground!! *Throws arm in the air that has cast around it...cringes in pain*
Xellina: Mika, control yourself!! Although I do agree with you, but you know I think you proved your point cause we just got word that Miaka was released from the hospital last night and is in a full body cast!
Mika: Buwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Xellina: ~sigh~ You're a nut Mika!
Mika: Hey you were the one who broke 10 of Kaoru's teeth, broke both of her legs and made her get 150 stitches on her head! You're one mean sista!!
Xellina: *Pops knuckles* You know it!!
Mika: Hey Xellina?
Xellina: Nani?
Mika: Umm can you answer a question for me?
Xellina: Sure!!
Mika: Don't you have the power to heal..........
Xellina: .....uhhhhh....yeah, I kinda forgot......
Mika: YOU FORGOT!!!
Xellina: Oops!
Mika: *shakes her head* What do you say about healing us!
Xellina: Ok! Sounds good!
Mika: I'm sure it does! Hey how about we go to a commercial break while we do this and when you come back we'll introduce our heavenly hunks!!!
Xellina: Sounds great!
*Music Starts playing and you see Xellina start to glow purple*
*Commercial break* ~Use your imagination to think of three great commercials to go here~
*Stage lights up. The hostesses are completely healed and Mika throws her cast behind her*
Xellina: Welcome back everyone!! Now that we're all better, what do you say about introducing our guests Mika!!
Mika: Alrighty! First I'd like to introduce you to one of the best kenkaya street fighter I know!! Sanosuke or Zanza as he was called when he was a fighter for hire!!
**Crowd cheers as Sano walks on stage, chewing on a fish bone, he doesn't even look up just waves at the crowd and walks back off stage.**
Xellina: Lively fellow isn't he! Next we have everyone's favorite flame boy.....TAUSKI!!!
**Girls in the crowd go nuts as Tauski runs on stage, flexing his muscles and showing off his flaming fan. He flexes one more time then runs off the stage**
Mika: And last, but not least we have our two worlds hottest guys showing off this Falls new men's fashions! Kenshin and Tamahome!!
**The guys come out together and run over and give their girls a kiss and then run off stage again**
Mika: Hey that wasn't in the script!! It's not like I'm complaining though!!
Xellina: You never do!
Mika: Hey at least MY guy isn't a prude red head!
Xellina: He's not prude! He just like to take things slow, that's all.
Mika: Mm hmm, sure.......PRUDE!!!
Xellina: Well at least he isn't a sex maniac!!
Mika: *Acting innocent* I don't see anything wrong with that at all!! I mean it's kinda nice coming home after a long day at work and opening the bedroom door only to hear some soft music, smelling the incense burning, and seeing Tamahome there waiting in nothing but a thin silk sheet that he pulls off and......
Xellina: AHHHHHHH!! STOP, stop! Please my brain is burning!! So many bad images!! Please just stop!
Mika: Man get a grip!! Ok so now lets have our first guest come out and show us his wonderful fighting techniques! Ladies and Gentle Men...Sanosuke!!
**Sanosuke comes out with a fish bone still in his mouth and sits down in the extra chair next to Mika**
Mika: Hello there Sano-baby!!
Sano: Hey....
Mika: Is that all I get?! I thought I was your favorite girl!?
Sano: Damn you silly girl! *Get's up and kisses Mika and Xellina on the cheek* There you happy Jou-chan?? little missy
Mika: Hey that's what you call Kaoru!!
Sano: And your point being......
Mika: I don't want to be called the same thing that brat is!!
Sano: Cool it Jou-chan!
Mika: Xellina, switch places with me! He's getting on my nerves.
Xellina: Ok!! Hey I thought you were his favorite girl?!
Mika: Stuff it!!
Xellina: Ok....*Switches places* So Sano, how are you?
Sano: Great....
Xellina: Nice enthusiasm! Do you have a job yet?
Sano: Yeah!
Mika: What would that be....Bum for hire?? *glare*
Sano: Not exactly Jou-chan! I just started my own line of over jackets with Japanese symbols on the back of them! Like my "bad" one.
Xellina: REALLY!!! I think that Kenshin might be modeling one of your jackets today!
Sano: No shit!! Kenshins here?!
Xellina: Yeah he is!!
Sano: Shit!! I haven't seen him for over 3 weeks now! I'm gonna go see him!
Xellina: But we're not done with your interview!
Sano: Hell with the interview!! I gotta bone to pick with the red headed baka! See ya Jou-chan!!
Mika: Xellina, please let me blast him!!!
Xellina: NO! Don't even think about it! This is disappointing though, he was going to show us some of his moves for when he fights!
Mika: Who really cares!
*Happy music fills the air*
Xellina: Oh it's time for our commercial break!! Be back in 5!!
**Commercials** ~Again use your imagination for 4 wonderful commercials here~
*Stage lights up again only showing Mika*
Mika: Hello everyone!! Sorry to say, but Xellina had to go stop Sano from drinking all the sake backstage. She'll be back, BUT in the mean time I'll introduce our next guest....Tauski!!
**Tauski comes bounding out waving to everyone**
Tauski: Mika-chan!!
Mika: Tauski-sama!! How are you?
*They hug, Tauski sits down*
Tauski: I'm F****** great!! How about you?
Mika: Wonderful as always!!
Tauski: Hey I heard you put Miaka in a body cast.
Mika: *Evil giggles* Yes, that was me!
Tauski: Shit girl!
Mika: So how's life?? You gotta job?
Tauski: Yeah I do have one! I work down at the local tavern!
Mika: Doing what?
Tauski: Umm....striping....
Mika: REALLY!! I'll have to come see you!
Tauski: Damn it don't...you'd make me nervous!
Mika: *Evil smile* Oh so I make you nervous huh?? *Starts crawling onto his lap and kisses his neck*
Tauski: AHHHHHH SHIT!!
Mika: Don't tell me you're still afraid of women?!
Tauski: Well, umm.......yes!
Mika: Oh my gosh boy!! You haven't grown out of that yet!? *Goes and sits in her own chair, Tauski starts breathing again* So no girlfriend yet I assume?
Tauski: ~gulp~ no......
Mika: Oh for heaven sake!!
Tauski: Well!!!
Mika: That's it! one of these shows we're going to do the dating game with you!!
Tauski: DAMN!!!
Mika: Oh hush!!
**Xellina runs on stage**
Xellina: Hey Tauski I need your help with Sano. He's totally drunk!
Tauski: Damn I'd be glad to help!
Mika: I can think of so many reasons why!
Tauski: *Glare* Xellina-dono you stay here and help host, I'll go get Sano!
Xellina: Ok!! So Mika what's next?
Mika: *Whispers in Xells ear*
Xellina: Oh yeah!! As our final guests tonight we have Kenshin and Tamahome modeling this years men's fall fashions! So get ready for this ladies cause they are HOT! Hit it boys!
*Fashion music starts, Kenshin and Tamahome come out wearing black sweaters with tight blue jeans and dockers black leather shoes. All the girls go wild when they see the guys. They go back in and model three more out fits before Sano suddenly walks onto the runway*
Sano: Oh (hic) yeah!! I'm to (hic) sexy for my shirt! (HIC)
Mika: SANO?! What in the hell do you think you're doing?!
Sano: Oh Jou-chan, (hic) get up here and (hic) give Sano some (hic) sugar!
Mika: Wow he is really drunk!
*Tauski appears on the runway grabbing Sano*
Xellina: Tauski thank goodness!! What happened back there why did you keep him with you?
Tauski: Because......he got me drunk too!! (hic)
Xellina: Oh no.....
Mika: Well this should be fun!
*The spot light shines on the two drunken baka's and the start to sing*
Tauski & Sano: I can't remember how much I have drank.....
Mika: Oh hell no!! Not that song!
Xellina: Hahaha I love that song!
Mika: End the show now or I'm blasting them!
Xellina: EEK!! Fine, fine! Well thanks for watching everyone! We'll see you next time on....
Mika & Xellina: Xellina and Mika's, Hunk Source!! Bye everybody!
**Lights fade out with Tauski and Sano still singing and Mika grabbing Tamahome and kissing him**
*Show ends*
AN: Alrighty people!! That was show # 2!! Great huh? I know it still needs some work, but what can I say? Oh and I'm not kidding about that dating game for Tauski, so if you want to be one of the bachlorettes (sp?) (sorry I'm only excepting women) tell me in your review!! I'm only picking three and you never know if I night only get one offer or none, but if that happens I can always make up some people!! Any way please review this!! Thanks!
~AN: Hello again! Time for the second show for me hottie corner!! And today's special feature.......SPELL CHECK!! Yes, I went and reread my last one and there were TONS of mistakes, I'm so sorry about that! So when I'm done with this I'm going to spell check it for all of you!!! Oh please R&R, thanks!~
**Stage lights up showing Mika-chan and Xellina-dono sitting and smiling at the camera. Mika has a Black eye and a leg cast and Xellina is wearing a neck brace.**
Mika: Hello folks! Welcome to our second show!! We are glad to see you all here!
*Crowd cheers*
Xellina: We have to apologize for our out break in our last show. That was very uncalled for.
Mika: Yeah! I agree we should have pounded those sissies into the ground!! *Throws arm in the air that has cast around it...cringes in pain*
Xellina: Mika, control yourself!! Although I do agree with you, but you know I think you proved your point cause we just got word that Miaka was released from the hospital last night and is in a full body cast!
Mika: Buwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Xellina: ~sigh~ You're a nut Mika!
Mika: Hey you were the one who broke 10 of Kaoru's teeth, broke both of her legs and made her get 150 stitches on her head! You're one mean sista!!
Xellina: *Pops knuckles* You know it!!
Mika: Hey Xellina?
Xellina: Nani?
Mika: Umm can you answer a question for me?
Xellina: Sure!!
Mika: Don't you have the power to heal..........
Xellina: .....uhhhhh....yeah, I kinda forgot......
Mika: YOU FORGOT!!!
Xellina: Oops!
Mika: *shakes her head* What do you say about healing us!
Xellina: Ok! Sounds good!
Mika: I'm sure it does! Hey how about we go to a commercial break while we do this and when you come back we'll introduce our heavenly hunks!!!
Xellina: Sounds great!
*Music Starts playing and you see Xellina start to glow purple*
*Commercial break* ~Use your imagination to think of three great commercials to go here~
*Stage lights up. The hostesses are completely healed and Mika throws her cast behind her*
Xellina: Welcome back everyone!! Now that we're all better, what do you say about introducing our guests Mika!!
Mika: Alrighty! First I'd like to introduce you to one of the best kenkaya street fighter I know!! Sanosuke or Zanza as he was called when he was a fighter for hire!!
**Crowd cheers as Sano walks on stage, chewing on a fish bone, he doesn't even look up just waves at the crowd and walks back off stage.**
Xellina: Lively fellow isn't he! Next we have everyone's favorite flame boy.....TAUSKI!!!
**Girls in the crowd go nuts as Tauski runs on stage, flexing his muscles and showing off his flaming fan. He flexes one more time then runs off the stage**
Mika: And last, but not least we have our two worlds hottest guys showing off this Falls new men's fashions! Kenshin and Tamahome!!
**The guys come out together and run over and give their girls a kiss and then run off stage again**
Mika: Hey that wasn't in the script!! It's not like I'm complaining though!!
Xellina: You never do!
Mika: Hey at least MY guy isn't a prude red head!
Xellina: He's not prude! He just like to take things slow, that's all.
Mika: Mm hmm, sure.......PRUDE!!!
Xellina: Well at least he isn't a sex maniac!!
Mika: *Acting innocent* I don't see anything wrong with that at all!! I mean it's kinda nice coming home after a long day at work and opening the bedroom door only to hear some soft music, smelling the incense burning, and seeing Tamahome there waiting in nothing but a thin silk sheet that he pulls off and......
Xellina: AHHHHHHH!! STOP, stop! Please my brain is burning!! So many bad images!! Please just stop!
Mika: Man get a grip!! Ok so now lets have our first guest come out and show us his wonderful fighting techniques! Ladies and Gentle Men...Sanosuke!!
**Sanosuke comes out with a fish bone still in his mouth and sits down in the extra chair next to Mika**
Mika: Hello there Sano-baby!!
Sano: Hey....
Mika: Is that all I get?! I thought I was your favorite girl!?
Sano: Damn you silly girl! *Get's up and kisses Mika and Xellina on the cheek* There you happy Jou-chan?? little missy
Mika: Hey that's what you call Kaoru!!
Sano: And your point being......
Mika: I don't want to be called the same thing that brat is!!
Sano: Cool it Jou-chan!
Mika: Xellina, switch places with me! He's getting on my nerves.
Xellina: Ok!! Hey I thought you were his favorite girl?!
Mika: Stuff it!!
Xellina: Ok....*Switches places* So Sano, how are you?
Sano: Great....
Xellina: Nice enthusiasm! Do you have a job yet?
Sano: Yeah!
Mika: What would that be....Bum for hire?? *glare*
Sano: Not exactly Jou-chan! I just started my own line of over jackets with Japanese symbols on the back of them! Like my "bad" one.
Xellina: REALLY!!! I think that Kenshin might be modeling one of your jackets today!
Sano: No shit!! Kenshins here?!
Xellina: Yeah he is!!
Sano: Shit!! I haven't seen him for over 3 weeks now! I'm gonna go see him!
Xellina: But we're not done with your interview!
Sano: Hell with the interview!! I gotta bone to pick with the red headed baka! See ya Jou-chan!!
Mika: Xellina, please let me blast him!!!
Xellina: NO! Don't even think about it! This is disappointing though, he was going to show us some of his moves for when he fights!
Mika: Who really cares!
*Happy music fills the air*
Xellina: Oh it's time for our commercial break!! Be back in 5!!
**Commercials** ~Again use your imagination for 4 wonderful commercials here~
*Stage lights up again only showing Mika*
Mika: Hello everyone!! Sorry to say, but Xellina had to go stop Sano from drinking all the sake backstage. She'll be back, BUT in the mean time I'll introduce our next guest....Tauski!!
**Tauski comes bounding out waving to everyone**
Tauski: Mika-chan!!
Mika: Tauski-sama!! How are you?
*They hug, Tauski sits down*
Tauski: I'm F****** great!! How about you?
Mika: Wonderful as always!!
Tauski: Hey I heard you put Miaka in a body cast.
Mika: *Evil giggles* Yes, that was me!
Tauski: Shit girl!
Mika: So how's life?? You gotta job?
Tauski: Yeah I do have one! I work down at the local tavern!
Mika: Doing what?
Tauski: Umm....striping....
Mika: REALLY!! I'll have to come see you!
Tauski: Damn it don't...you'd make me nervous!
Mika: *Evil smile* Oh so I make you nervous huh?? *Starts crawling onto his lap and kisses his neck*
Tauski: AHHHHHH SHIT!!
Mika: Don't tell me you're still afraid of women?!
Tauski: Well, umm.......yes!
Mika: Oh my gosh boy!! You haven't grown out of that yet!? *Goes and sits in her own chair, Tauski starts breathing again* So no girlfriend yet I assume?
Tauski: ~gulp~ no......
Mika: Oh for heaven sake!!
Tauski: Well!!!
Mika: That's it! one of these shows we're going to do the dating game with you!!
Tauski: DAMN!!!
Mika: Oh hush!!
**Xellina runs on stage**
Xellina: Hey Tauski I need your help with Sano. He's totally drunk!
Tauski: Damn I'd be glad to help!
Mika: I can think of so many reasons why!
Tauski: *Glare* Xellina-dono you stay here and help host, I'll go get Sano!
Xellina: Ok!! So Mika what's next?
Mika: *Whispers in Xells ear*
Xellina: Oh yeah!! As our final guests tonight we have Kenshin and Tamahome modeling this years men's fall fashions! So get ready for this ladies cause they are HOT! Hit it boys!
*Fashion music starts, Kenshin and Tamahome come out wearing black sweaters with tight blue jeans and dockers black leather shoes. All the girls go wild when they see the guys. They go back in and model three more out fits before Sano suddenly walks onto the runway*
Sano: Oh (hic) yeah!! I'm to (hic) sexy for my shirt! (HIC)
Mika: SANO?! What in the hell do you think you're doing?!
Sano: Oh Jou-chan, (hic) get up here and (hic) give Sano some (hic) sugar!
Mika: Wow he is really drunk!
*Tauski appears on the runway grabbing Sano*
Xellina: Tauski thank goodness!! What happened back there why did you keep him with you?
Tauski: Because......he got me drunk too!! (hic)
Xellina: Oh no.....
Mika: Well this should be fun!
*The spot light shines on the two drunken baka's and the start to sing*
Tauski & Sano: I can't remember how much I have drank.....
Mika: Oh hell no!! Not that song!
Xellina: Hahaha I love that song!
Mika: End the show now or I'm blasting them!
Xellina: EEK!! Fine, fine! Well thanks for watching everyone! We'll see you next time on....
Mika & Xellina: Xellina and Mika's, Hunk Source!! Bye everybody!
**Lights fade out with Tauski and Sano still singing and Mika grabbing Tamahome and kissing him**
*Show ends*
AN: Alrighty people!! That was show # 2!! Great huh? I know it still needs some work, but what can I say? Oh and I'm not kidding about that dating game for Tauski, so if you want to be one of the bachlorettes (sp?) (sorry I'm only excepting women) tell me in your review!! I'm only picking three and you never know if I night only get one offer or none, but if that happens I can always make up some people!! Any way please review this!! Thanks!