Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha or its characters (Miroku, Sango,
Shippo, Kagome, Sesshomaru, etc.), SO DON'T SUE ME!! Inu-Yasha belongs to
Rumiko Takahashi(and Viz).
Author's note: I'm looking forward to feedback, since it's my first time writing. Hope you guys enjoy! And Lilfoxgirl, wherever you are, I hope you get to read this because I'm a big fan of yours! I talked to you over IM, and I'm not sure if you remember me. . .
-_-;;
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"Kaede-babaa, aren't you gonna start cookin' yet? I HATE it when you make me wait!!" Inu-Yasha just happened to be prodding the old woman with his finger while Kaede simply hid the expression of complete frustration painted on her face. She turned around to give him her motherly chiding look. "Look," she said. "You've been out slaughtering demons of your own kind throughout these past 5 months. . ."
"That gives me all the more reason to get dinner old woman! Get on with it!"
"And that gives me all the more reason to tell you for the tenth time. . .YOU OUGHT TO GO GIVE YOURSELF A BATH!! I THOUGHT KAGOME HAD GIVEN YOU THAT STICK. . . .now what's it called. . .deodorant or something?"
"Keh, so is THAT what you use it for? Well if you're gonna sit there on your tomato to give me some stupid lecture I might as well eat you RAW!!"
"YOU can talk! Why don't you go eat that 'deodorant' thing and see if you'll smell any better?!"
"You think I'm smart enough to fall for that old woman? If I smell so funny to you, you should go to that barn and smell your horse's stinkin' #$%!!"
"HA! If you're so hungry I bet you would've EATEN that stuff, heck, it smells more appetizing then YOU do!"
"I'm NOT meant to smell appetizing you cannibal!"
"Heh, I hope some demon comes along and decides to have YOU for dinner you puppy!"
"What am I supposed to do about my scent MOM?! Take a bath?!"
"Use your stinkin' head! I ought to throw you in that river with a horse load of herbs you smelly mutt! Get your sweat soaked butt over here NOW!!"
"MAKE ME!!!"
"And guess what you clever puppy, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING OF DOING!!"
With that she gave Inu-Yasha a full blast head first with her mallet (which all female characters seem to have one) and smothered him with an endless amount of demon scrolls. "Kaede-sama what's all this noise?" Miroku came stalking out from who-knows-where. "Ignore it all monk. Our hanyou's been smelling unpleasant." She proceeded to binding Inu-Yasha to a tree. (By this time, he is conscious) "Don't listen to her! She's become cannibalistic! And while I'm at it, bring me some food-" He was then rewarded with a hard bap on the head, again making him UNconcious.
"Hmm. . what to do with him monk? He never fails to trouble me."
"He claims to be hungry, is he not?"
"If he said so, I didn't hear it."
(Here, Miroku gave a little -_-;;)
"If it pleases you, I happen to have a plan." Miroku seemed to be grinning wickedly in his own little mind.
"Go on monk, speak." With a evil glint in her eyes, the old priestess nudged closer.
"This, Kaede-sama, is the plan. . . . ."
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Inu-Yasha woke, not to find himself tied to the tree (like he was yesterday), but in the kitchen of Kaede's hut. His arms were still bound, and he felt utterly confused. "Great, why is it that I have this REALLY bad hutch that something bad's gonna happen soon. . .?" He stood up, and in a split second his jaw was hanging. He ran at the door (as you might expect, which was locked) screaming and cursing at those beyond the door. "Curse you!! You can't do this to me! NEVER!!" What caused our little Inu-friend to act this way? There was a sign on the door, posted with a demon scroll. It read:
This is your home for the next month.
What you choose to do with the provided ingredients on the floor is your choice.
Inu-Yasha, feel the pain that I go through, even with these withered bones! Take my place in enjoyment, and I hope to see you alive once I'm back from my so-called, 'vacation' to Hokkaido. Bon Apetit!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
~Kaede
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Hohohohoho!! Do you like it? I'm not sure if you guys will think of it as "humor". ..perhaps if there was a section for "insanity" it might fit in there. ^_^;; Please R+R!! I'm waiting for feedback!!
Author's note: I'm looking forward to feedback, since it's my first time writing. Hope you guys enjoy! And Lilfoxgirl, wherever you are, I hope you get to read this because I'm a big fan of yours! I talked to you over IM, and I'm not sure if you remember me. . .
-_-;;
*~* *~* *~*
"Kaede-babaa, aren't you gonna start cookin' yet? I HATE it when you make me wait!!" Inu-Yasha just happened to be prodding the old woman with his finger while Kaede simply hid the expression of complete frustration painted on her face. She turned around to give him her motherly chiding look. "Look," she said. "You've been out slaughtering demons of your own kind throughout these past 5 months. . ."
"That gives me all the more reason to get dinner old woman! Get on with it!"
"And that gives me all the more reason to tell you for the tenth time. . .YOU OUGHT TO GO GIVE YOURSELF A BATH!! I THOUGHT KAGOME HAD GIVEN YOU THAT STICK. . . .now what's it called. . .deodorant or something?"
"Keh, so is THAT what you use it for? Well if you're gonna sit there on your tomato to give me some stupid lecture I might as well eat you RAW!!"
"YOU can talk! Why don't you go eat that 'deodorant' thing and see if you'll smell any better?!"
"You think I'm smart enough to fall for that old woman? If I smell so funny to you, you should go to that barn and smell your horse's stinkin' #$%!!"
"HA! If you're so hungry I bet you would've EATEN that stuff, heck, it smells more appetizing then YOU do!"
"I'm NOT meant to smell appetizing you cannibal!"
"Heh, I hope some demon comes along and decides to have YOU for dinner you puppy!"
"What am I supposed to do about my scent MOM?! Take a bath?!"
"Use your stinkin' head! I ought to throw you in that river with a horse load of herbs you smelly mutt! Get your sweat soaked butt over here NOW!!"
"MAKE ME!!!"
"And guess what you clever puppy, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING OF DOING!!"
With that she gave Inu-Yasha a full blast head first with her mallet (which all female characters seem to have one) and smothered him with an endless amount of demon scrolls. "Kaede-sama what's all this noise?" Miroku came stalking out from who-knows-where. "Ignore it all monk. Our hanyou's been smelling unpleasant." She proceeded to binding Inu-Yasha to a tree. (By this time, he is conscious) "Don't listen to her! She's become cannibalistic! And while I'm at it, bring me some food-" He was then rewarded with a hard bap on the head, again making him UNconcious.
"Hmm. . what to do with him monk? He never fails to trouble me."
"He claims to be hungry, is he not?"
"If he said so, I didn't hear it."
(Here, Miroku gave a little -_-;;)
"If it pleases you, I happen to have a plan." Miroku seemed to be grinning wickedly in his own little mind.
"Go on monk, speak." With a evil glint in her eyes, the old priestess nudged closer.
"This, Kaede-sama, is the plan. . . . ."
*~*~*
Inu-Yasha woke, not to find himself tied to the tree (like he was yesterday), but in the kitchen of Kaede's hut. His arms were still bound, and he felt utterly confused. "Great, why is it that I have this REALLY bad hutch that something bad's gonna happen soon. . .?" He stood up, and in a split second his jaw was hanging. He ran at the door (as you might expect, which was locked) screaming and cursing at those beyond the door. "Curse you!! You can't do this to me! NEVER!!" What caused our little Inu-friend to act this way? There was a sign on the door, posted with a demon scroll. It read:
This is your home for the next month.
What you choose to do with the provided ingredients on the floor is your choice.
Inu-Yasha, feel the pain that I go through, even with these withered bones! Take my place in enjoyment, and I hope to see you alive once I'm back from my so-called, 'vacation' to Hokkaido. Bon Apetit!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
~Kaede
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Hohohohoho!! Do you like it? I'm not sure if you guys will think of it as "humor". ..perhaps if there was a section for "insanity" it might fit in there. ^_^;; Please R+R!! I'm waiting for feedback!!