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belong to their rightful owners!! Please.....DON'T TRY AND SUE ME!! You
will get NOTHING!***
~AN: HEY!!! So here we are again! I'm thinking I should start writing me other fanfic some more (It's called Beyond Reality, go read it), but I'm having too much fun with me talk show so thus I'm writing this! Get ready, this should be a pretty good show....I hope!~
**Happy music blares and the stage lights up showing no one on stage**
Crowd: Where are Mika and Xellina!!!
**Tamahome comes running out on stage**
Tamahome: Hey everyone! Umm, I've got some bad news...Mika and Xellina are not here today, they decided to take the week off and go to Hawaii.
Crowd: BOO!!! WE WANT MIKA & XELLINA!!
Tamahome: Hey...HEY!! Shut up everyone!!! I've got their understudies right here......KENSHIN AND ME!!
**Crowd cheers as Kenshin comes running on stage and stands next to Tamahome**
Tamahome: Shall we take a seat Kenshin?
Kenshin: Sure! So who are our guests today?
Tamahome: *With cheesy smile* I have no idea!!
Kenshin: Oro!!
**Stage manager runs up and whispers in Tamahome's ear**
Tamahome: Oh really? We have guests? OK bring the first one out!
Kenshin: I wonder who it is, that I do!
**Small figure runs on stage, Kenshin stands up in surprise**
Kenshin: YAHIKO??
Yahiko: Hey Kenshin! Umm can you tell me what I'm doing here?
Kenshin: Weren't you booked to come on the show? Didn't Xellina-dono call and tell you?
Yahiko: No, I was practicing my kenjutsu and suddenly some guy grabbed me and brought me here and I was pushed onto the stage.
Tamahome: I can't believe those girls!! That probably means they didn't call anyone! Damn it that also means that they probably kidnapped everyone! Great...
Kenshin: So what do we do once the guest has arrived?
Tamahome: We ask them stupid, worthless questions that make the crowd clap and make them look like idiots.
Kenshin: Ok! I can do that! So, Yahiko how has....
Yahiko: Wait a minute! I want to ask you guys some questions!
Kenshin & Tamahome: *Nervously* ...ok....
Yahiko: First, Kenshin, why did you choose Xellina-dono over Kaoru and Tamahome, why did you choose Mika-chan over Miaka??
Kenshin: Umm, well, I just didn't feel anything between Kaoru and I. Yes I lived with her for a very long time, but the first time I looked into Xellina's beautiful eyes, fireworks went off and I knew I was in love. Xellina-dono and I were ment for each other, I was just so sad that it took me so long to find the love of my life!
**Crowd swoons over the comment**
Yahiko: Spare me with the mushy stuff!! What about you Tamahome?
Tamahome: *Smiling as he thinks about Mika* Well, ya'll know that Miaka and I were a heavy item and we did a lot of things together that shall not be named, but then Miaka just got to annoying and she complained all the time and ate all my food. So I told her it was over, she cried as she grabbed the ice cream cone I had in my hand and ate that. I went out on the town that night hitting the local bars and on my way home I heard someone scream and ran in the direction of the voice. When I got to some secluded street I saw this girl with magnificent white wings and blazing red hair, she was being beat up by a group of men with knives. They were slashing her delicate wings and she couldn't do anything, but I could. I beat the hell out the guys that were attacking her. When I finally got to her, she was out cold. I sat with her and she woke up and started screaming for Xellina and out of no where she appeared with Kenshin by her side. Xellina pushed me away and grabbed Mika. She healed her and asked what had happened. Mika just cried and pointed at me. Kenshin then thought it was my doing in hurting her so we got in a huge fight until Mika screamed I didn't do it, that I had saved her. Kenshin stopped and apologized to me, then Mika came up to me and thanked me with the most passionate kiss I've ever had with a girl I just met! I knew I had to see her again after that, so I found out where she lived and got to know her and now I know I'm with the one! She is my life and my only true love! She will forever be in my heart!
**Half of the crowd is asleep and the other half smile and clap at Tamahome's story**
Yahiko: I didn't ask you to give me your life story baka!
Tamahome: Shut up kid!
Yahiko: Who you call'n kid?
Tamahome: Uh, you! I don't see any body else her still wearing diapers.
Yahiko: NANI?! You baka! *Draw his wooden sword and hits Tamahome on the head*
Tamahome: What the hell you doin? Come here!
Yahiko: You'll have to catch me!
Tamahome: Fine! Come here you brat!
**Tamahome runs off the stage after Yahiko. Something offstage crashes and you hear Yahiko laugh at Tamahome**
Kenshin: Well, right now, I think would be a good time to go to our commercial break! Be back in two!!
**Happy music plays,commercials start**
Kenshin: Welcome back everyone! Tamahome will be back shortly. He ran into a metal shelf and got a bloody nose. Yahiko is now on his way back home, so I don't think there will be anymore upsets tonight like that one, that I do not.
**Tamahome walks on stage rubbing his nose**
Kenshin: Aw! Tamahome glad you could make it back.
Tamahome: Whatever....damn stupid kid!
Kenshin: Well then, should you bring in our next guest.
**In the background you hear someone yell..."What's the big idea! Why am I here no da!"**
Tamahome: Oh Suzaku!! Is that who I think it is?
**Chichiri is pushed on stage**
Tamahome: CHICHIRI!!!
Chichiri: Nani? Is that you Tamahome?
Tamahome: Who else would it be?
Chichiri: It's been a long time no da! How've you been?
**The two friends talk as Kenshin just sits alone, confused**
Tamahome: And that's how you got here! Wow!!
Chichiri: It was no easy task for them no da!
Tamahome: Wow! Oh Chichiri, this is another one of my friends, Kenshin Himura!
Chichiri: Nice to meet you no da!
Kenshin: You too, it's my pleasure.
Chichiri: Hey where are my two favorite girls?
Tamahome: *Sulking* Hawaii.....
Chichiri: Really? Man I wish I could go no da!
Kenshin: You're not the only one....
Chichiri: I might have to teleport in on them and say hi no da!
Kenshin & Tamahome: Oo, oo take us with you!
Chichiri: Sorry, no can do! You guys have show to finish no da! See ya later Tamahome and it was nice meeting you Kenshin. *Chichiri throws down his cape and step into the middle of it and is sucked into it*
Tamahome: *Whinning* This stinks!
Kenshin: The girls expect us to do a good job, that they do!
Tamahome: I think we need another commercial break. I need to gather my emotions!
Kenshin: It's ok buddy, I'm here. Just let all the frustration out.
**Semi happy music plays and commercials start**
Tamahome: Wel*sniff* come back every one. *sniff* Let's give a round of *sniff* applause to our two special guests *sniff* tonight.
**Crowd cheers and claps**
Kenshin: Let's welcome our last guest of the day!
**The audience starts to clap, but when they see the guest start to come on stage the stop and stare**
Tamahome: Umm, Kenshin what is that?
Kenshin: I think it's a.......cat...
Tamahome: What the....
Cat: MEEEEEEOOOOOWWW!
Tamahome: AHH! It's Tama!
Kenshin: Whata?
Tamahome: Mitsukake's cat!
Kenshin: Who?
Tamahome: Another one of my friends! I can't believe that a cat is our guest!
Kenshin: Oro! I'm so confused!
Tamahome: Come here Tama! *He reaches down to pick Tama up*
Tama: REEEEEOOOOOWWW!!! *Tama scratches Tamahome's face*
Tamahome: WHY YOU STUPID....KENSHIN GRAB HIM!!
Kenshin: Ok...
**Kenshin runs after Tama only to be scratched himself. Soon both guys are chasing after the cat like idiots. The stage manager runs on stage**
Stage Manager: Well, everyone I guess now would be a perfect time to end the show. Don't worry Xellina and Mika will be back soon. Thanks for tuning in!
**The SM waves good-bye as the camera fades out. At the last moment Tamahome yells out "Haha! I got the stupid thing!!!!"**
**The show ends**
AN: Well, that's it for that show. Yeah it was lame, but I was told that Tamahome didn't talk enough or Miaka, but I guess in the next show I could always invite Miaka again! Hey don't get me wrong I really like Miaka, but come on when your character is in love with some guy and so is another character, well, ya know not everything is all fun and games!! Please R&R!!
~AN: HEY!!! So here we are again! I'm thinking I should start writing me other fanfic some more (It's called Beyond Reality, go read it), but I'm having too much fun with me talk show so thus I'm writing this! Get ready, this should be a pretty good show....I hope!~
**Happy music blares and the stage lights up showing no one on stage**
Crowd: Where are Mika and Xellina!!!
**Tamahome comes running out on stage**
Tamahome: Hey everyone! Umm, I've got some bad news...Mika and Xellina are not here today, they decided to take the week off and go to Hawaii.
Crowd: BOO!!! WE WANT MIKA & XELLINA!!
Tamahome: Hey...HEY!! Shut up everyone!!! I've got their understudies right here......KENSHIN AND ME!!
**Crowd cheers as Kenshin comes running on stage and stands next to Tamahome**
Tamahome: Shall we take a seat Kenshin?
Kenshin: Sure! So who are our guests today?
Tamahome: *With cheesy smile* I have no idea!!
Kenshin: Oro!!
**Stage manager runs up and whispers in Tamahome's ear**
Tamahome: Oh really? We have guests? OK bring the first one out!
Kenshin: I wonder who it is, that I do!
**Small figure runs on stage, Kenshin stands up in surprise**
Kenshin: YAHIKO??
Yahiko: Hey Kenshin! Umm can you tell me what I'm doing here?
Kenshin: Weren't you booked to come on the show? Didn't Xellina-dono call and tell you?
Yahiko: No, I was practicing my kenjutsu and suddenly some guy grabbed me and brought me here and I was pushed onto the stage.
Tamahome: I can't believe those girls!! That probably means they didn't call anyone! Damn it that also means that they probably kidnapped everyone! Great...
Kenshin: So what do we do once the guest has arrived?
Tamahome: We ask them stupid, worthless questions that make the crowd clap and make them look like idiots.
Kenshin: Ok! I can do that! So, Yahiko how has....
Yahiko: Wait a minute! I want to ask you guys some questions!
Kenshin & Tamahome: *Nervously* ...ok....
Yahiko: First, Kenshin, why did you choose Xellina-dono over Kaoru and Tamahome, why did you choose Mika-chan over Miaka??
Kenshin: Umm, well, I just didn't feel anything between Kaoru and I. Yes I lived with her for a very long time, but the first time I looked into Xellina's beautiful eyes, fireworks went off and I knew I was in love. Xellina-dono and I were ment for each other, I was just so sad that it took me so long to find the love of my life!
**Crowd swoons over the comment**
Yahiko: Spare me with the mushy stuff!! What about you Tamahome?
Tamahome: *Smiling as he thinks about Mika* Well, ya'll know that Miaka and I were a heavy item and we did a lot of things together that shall not be named, but then Miaka just got to annoying and she complained all the time and ate all my food. So I told her it was over, she cried as she grabbed the ice cream cone I had in my hand and ate that. I went out on the town that night hitting the local bars and on my way home I heard someone scream and ran in the direction of the voice. When I got to some secluded street I saw this girl with magnificent white wings and blazing red hair, she was being beat up by a group of men with knives. They were slashing her delicate wings and she couldn't do anything, but I could. I beat the hell out the guys that were attacking her. When I finally got to her, she was out cold. I sat with her and she woke up and started screaming for Xellina and out of no where she appeared with Kenshin by her side. Xellina pushed me away and grabbed Mika. She healed her and asked what had happened. Mika just cried and pointed at me. Kenshin then thought it was my doing in hurting her so we got in a huge fight until Mika screamed I didn't do it, that I had saved her. Kenshin stopped and apologized to me, then Mika came up to me and thanked me with the most passionate kiss I've ever had with a girl I just met! I knew I had to see her again after that, so I found out where she lived and got to know her and now I know I'm with the one! She is my life and my only true love! She will forever be in my heart!
**Half of the crowd is asleep and the other half smile and clap at Tamahome's story**
Yahiko: I didn't ask you to give me your life story baka!
Tamahome: Shut up kid!
Yahiko: Who you call'n kid?
Tamahome: Uh, you! I don't see any body else her still wearing diapers.
Yahiko: NANI?! You baka! *Draw his wooden sword and hits Tamahome on the head*
Tamahome: What the hell you doin? Come here!
Yahiko: You'll have to catch me!
Tamahome: Fine! Come here you brat!
**Tamahome runs off the stage after Yahiko. Something offstage crashes and you hear Yahiko laugh at Tamahome**
Kenshin: Well, right now, I think would be a good time to go to our commercial break! Be back in two!!
**Happy music plays,commercials start**
Kenshin: Welcome back everyone! Tamahome will be back shortly. He ran into a metal shelf and got a bloody nose. Yahiko is now on his way back home, so I don't think there will be anymore upsets tonight like that one, that I do not.
**Tamahome walks on stage rubbing his nose**
Kenshin: Aw! Tamahome glad you could make it back.
Tamahome: Whatever....damn stupid kid!
Kenshin: Well then, should you bring in our next guest.
**In the background you hear someone yell..."What's the big idea! Why am I here no da!"**
Tamahome: Oh Suzaku!! Is that who I think it is?
**Chichiri is pushed on stage**
Tamahome: CHICHIRI!!!
Chichiri: Nani? Is that you Tamahome?
Tamahome: Who else would it be?
Chichiri: It's been a long time no da! How've you been?
**The two friends talk as Kenshin just sits alone, confused**
Tamahome: And that's how you got here! Wow!!
Chichiri: It was no easy task for them no da!
Tamahome: Wow! Oh Chichiri, this is another one of my friends, Kenshin Himura!
Chichiri: Nice to meet you no da!
Kenshin: You too, it's my pleasure.
Chichiri: Hey where are my two favorite girls?
Tamahome: *Sulking* Hawaii.....
Chichiri: Really? Man I wish I could go no da!
Kenshin: You're not the only one....
Chichiri: I might have to teleport in on them and say hi no da!
Kenshin & Tamahome: Oo, oo take us with you!
Chichiri: Sorry, no can do! You guys have show to finish no da! See ya later Tamahome and it was nice meeting you Kenshin. *Chichiri throws down his cape and step into the middle of it and is sucked into it*
Tamahome: *Whinning* This stinks!
Kenshin: The girls expect us to do a good job, that they do!
Tamahome: I think we need another commercial break. I need to gather my emotions!
Kenshin: It's ok buddy, I'm here. Just let all the frustration out.
**Semi happy music plays and commercials start**
Tamahome: Wel*sniff* come back every one. *sniff* Let's give a round of *sniff* applause to our two special guests *sniff* tonight.
**Crowd cheers and claps**
Kenshin: Let's welcome our last guest of the day!
**The audience starts to clap, but when they see the guest start to come on stage the stop and stare**
Tamahome: Umm, Kenshin what is that?
Kenshin: I think it's a.......cat...
Tamahome: What the....
Cat: MEEEEEEOOOOOWWW!
Tamahome: AHH! It's Tama!
Kenshin: Whata?
Tamahome: Mitsukake's cat!
Kenshin: Who?
Tamahome: Another one of my friends! I can't believe that a cat is our guest!
Kenshin: Oro! I'm so confused!
Tamahome: Come here Tama! *He reaches down to pick Tama up*
Tama: REEEEEOOOOOWWW!!! *Tama scratches Tamahome's face*
Tamahome: WHY YOU STUPID....KENSHIN GRAB HIM!!
Kenshin: Ok...
**Kenshin runs after Tama only to be scratched himself. Soon both guys are chasing after the cat like idiots. The stage manager runs on stage**
Stage Manager: Well, everyone I guess now would be a perfect time to end the show. Don't worry Xellina and Mika will be back soon. Thanks for tuning in!
**The SM waves good-bye as the camera fades out. At the last moment Tamahome yells out "Haha! I got the stupid thing!!!!"**
**The show ends**
AN: Well, that's it for that show. Yeah it was lame, but I was told that Tamahome didn't talk enough or Miaka, but I guess in the next show I could always invite Miaka again! Hey don't get me wrong I really like Miaka, but come on when your character is in love with some guy and so is another character, well, ya know not everything is all fun and games!! Please R&R!!