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~Hey everyone!! I just got home from my Cabin!! It was fun, but oh my gosh there was no Internet!! I wanted to write another story, but I was stuck drawing and wishing I could kill a couple of chipmunks that wouldn't go away and they wouldn't shut up! But know I'm back and ready to write! I'm tired and have only been back in civilization for about 5 hours, so no promises that this is going to be very good! Oh and I'm watching "Who's Line is it Anyway," (what that has to do with anything, I'm not really sure) man this is going to be a great story....cough....Here we go!~
**Happy music starts and stage lights up showing Tamahome and Kenshin sitting on stage, both look really sick**
Tamahome: Oh...welcome to the show everyone....*yawns* We've got some bad news...
Kenshin: Yep, Mika-chan and Xellina-dono are still not back and we can't get a hold of them.
Tamahome: Kenshin and I haven't slept for 3 days because Mika and Xell are missing, they aren't Hawaii anymore and they won't answer their cell phones.
Kenshin: I'm getting really worried!
Tamahome: You're telling me!! You know how lonely a king sized bed gets at night when you're all by yourself.
Kenshin: Yes, I do know cause you have managed to call me everynight and tell me that same thing over and over and over......
Tamahome: Well, can you blame me?
Kenshin: Well, I guess we should introduce the guest...Yes, we really have guests booked this time.
Tamahome: ...Mika-chan....*sniff*
Kenshin: ~I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry~ *Yipes a tear* Well, first we have Carrot from Sorcerer Hunters.
**Carrot runs out and bows, crowd goes wild**
Tamahome: Then, we have the Masked Phantom guy from Sailor Moon.
**A man in a white mask and a black cape struts out and throws red roses out to the cheering crowd**
Kenshin: Who is that guy?
Tamahome: Don't know, but I guess Sarina or something from Salior Moon likes him and he's a considered a hottie to our *sniff* girls! Damn it where are you Mika! *Starts to cry*
Kenshin: Then last we have...oh no...*whispers to camera so Tamahome can't hear* what are you guys thinking?! This is nuts! Crap....last we have...Miaka Yuki, Tamahome's old girlfriend...
Tamahome: *stops crying* Nani? You say something Kenshin?
Kenshin: No not at all!! Just cover your eyes for 20 seconds for me.
Tamahome: Nani? Ok...*covers eyes* 1...2...3...4...
**Miaka runs out, waves at the crowd and is about to go glomp Tamahome, but Kenshin stops her and shoves her off stage**
Tamahome: .. 18...19..20...*uncovers eyes* what was that all about Kenshin?
Kenshin: Oh nothing!! Hey lets go to a commercial break now! Be back in 5!
**Happy music plays, commercials starts**
~*~*~*~* NEWS FLASH!!! Hello and this is your news caster Tigger, we have an important news flash here today. The nations beloved day time talk show hosts Mika-chan and Xellina-dono are missing. After leaving Hawaii to come home they called their boyfriends and after that no one heard from them. It's been 3 days since then and search parties have been organized. More on this story at 6:00 tonight.~*~*~*~*
**Stage lights up, Sad music playing (Tamahome snuck into the control room and switched the music) showing Kenshin and Tamahome trying to stay awake**
Kenshin: Welcome back everyone!! Now lets introduce our first guest....Carrot!!
**Crowd goes wild. Carrot runs out and sits next to Kenshin, Tamahome falls asleep**
Kenshin: Hey there Carrot!! Long time no see!
Carrot: Hey! Yeah it's been too long!
Kenshin: So how's life been treating you..or should I say hoe's Chocolate and her sister been treating you?
Carrot: *laughs nervously* Pretty good....I got some new scars from that stupid whip! *Shows Kenshin his cut arm*
Kenshin: Oh those little things!! Man I call those scratches! Now these oon the other hand are scars *Takes off shirt and shows his bares chest with many long scars on it*
Carrot: Whatever......Look at THESE! *Takes off his shirt and shows his back with 3 long jagged scars*
Kenshin: Ha! Look at this...*Rolls up pants leg and show a pink scar on his calf*
**The two compare scars and keep undressing/fighting until...**
Tamahome: *Opens eyes* AHHHHHHH!!! What the hell are you two doing. *Sees Carrot on top of Kenshin, both in their under garments*
Kenshin: Umm...this probably looks kinda funny to ya huh Tamahome? *sweat drop*
Tamahome: Well you would think so Kenshin. That is so wrong on so many levels!!
Carrot: Hey it isn't what is looks like man!!
Tamahome: Then tell me exactly what are you doing??
Carrot: We're....uhhhh...ummm....you see....
Kenshin: Going to a commercial break!!!
**Skips music and goes straight to commercial**
**Happy music plays (Stage manager switched music back) stage lights up showing a fully clothed Kenshin and a grossed out Tamahome**
Tamahome: Welcome back everyone...~bad images~
Kenshin: Tamahome, if you wouldn't mind not mentioning that to Xellina- dono...
Tamahome: Don't worry! I plan on never telling anyone that I saw that side of you!
Kenshin: *Blushes* You just told the whole nation....*Points to camera and microphone on Tamahome's shirt collar*
Tamahome: Oh umm sorry about that! Anyway, Our next guest is Sailor Moons favorite mystery man....umm...The Mystery Man!!!
**The Phantom guy walks out throwing red roses to the roaring crowd again**
Tamahome: Hello...*shakes his hand* Please sir have a seat!
Phantom: Thanks....
Tamahome: So what is it like being a man of disguise?
Phantom: Fine.....
Tamahome: I bet all the girls love you!?
Phantom: I guess.......
Tamahone: Well, lets see for our self!! Lets go to our audience now and ask them to rank you Mr. Phantom on our Hottie scale!
Phantom: ...
**Tamahome gets up, takes an extra microphone up to the crowd and goes to different girls who scream out different numbers between one and ten**
Tamahome: *Chuckles* Alright, lets see what the average is.....wow a smashing 8.9!! Very nice ~I have no idea about what in the hell I'm talking about~
Kenshin: Well, there you have it folks I guess this guy is pretty hot!
Tamahome: That sound so wrong coming form you right now Kenshin.
Kenshin: Shut up!
Phantom: Can I leave now?
Tamahome: Uhhh...sure...Please everyone give this gentle man a round of applause.
**Crowd claps and cheers as the Phantom guy leaves**
Tamahome: Hey Kenshin what do you say I introduce our last guest?! *Tries to grab Kenshins cue card*
Kenshin: *Pulling back* umm I don't think so Tamahome!! I think I commercial break sound better!!
Tamahome: ... ok then...Now a word from our sponsors!!!!
**Music plays and commercials start**
**Stage lights up...no music**
Kenshin: Hey everybody.....now it's time for our last guest *gulp* Miak-
**Crowd gasps as two beautiful girls walk on stage, both guys turn around to see**
Tamahome: MIKA-CHAN!!!???
Kenshin: XELLINA-DONO!!!???
**GLOMP**
Mika: Hey guys!! Did you miss us?
Tamahome: Did we miss you? DID WE MISS YOU?!?! WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU HAD ME WORRIED SICK!! WHERE WERE YOU??
**Kenshin and Xellina making out**
Mika: Well, we decided we didn't want to go home to we went to the mainland of the U.S. I got you something.....*reaches into a bag*
Tamahome: It better be good.....
Mika: Here it is!!!
Tamahome: What in the hell is this?
Mika: Silly, it's an authentic Idaho Potato!!
Tamahome: You got me a potato.....
Mika: Yeah!! Isn't it great!
Tamahome: You leave me for almost 2 weeks, I worry about you every split second, and then you suddenly pop up out of no where...and this is what you give me!?!?!?!
Mika: You greedy pig!! *sighs* That's not all I got you...come here. *Whispers in his ear while smiling evily*
Tamahome: Your kidding?!
Mika: *Evil grin* Nope!
Tamahome: Hell with the show!! Let's go, oh did you get any coconut oil?
Mika: *pulls it out of the bag and swings in Tamahome's face* Yep, I knew you loved the stuff.
Tamahome: *Grabs Mika* I'm so glad you're home *Kiss* now lets go!! I have some experimenting to do with all that stuff you told me about!!! *Pulls Mika off stage and out back door...they leave*
Kenshin: *Stops kissing so he can breathe* Hey Xellina-dono, where's Miaka?
Xellina: *Huff* She ran out the back door *huff* as soon as she saw Mika walk in.
Kenshin: Thanks goodness!! *Xellina starts kissing him again* Wait...WAIT XELL!!
Xellina: Sorry, I haven't seen you for so long...I just had to...ya know...
Kenshin: Yes, I know!! I need to end the show first!
Xellina: Well, hurry up......I'll be waiting in my dressing room *Evil grin*
Kenshin: *Blushes* Ahem.....well, thanks for watching and see you next week!!!
**Lights fade as Kenshin runs off stage towards Xell's dressing room and some weird rock music plays (Tamahome's doings again) show ends**
~AN: Hmmm....so that was interesting....I'm so tired my eye balls are about to fall out!! I swear I'll do spell check on this before I go to bed and post this! Trust me it looks worse than the first one did right now without spell check!! Well, please review!! Thanks a bunch!!~
~P.S. All those ladies out there who are trying to find a guy like Tamahome....guess what...I found him!! And he's my boyfriend! (For real I'm not kidding you ask my friend Xellina! She's an author on this site too! Go read her stuff it's great!) Bu wa hahahahahahahahahahaha. Truthfully I really don't know why I said that........I need sleep.....~
~Hey everyone!! I just got home from my Cabin!! It was fun, but oh my gosh there was no Internet!! I wanted to write another story, but I was stuck drawing and wishing I could kill a couple of chipmunks that wouldn't go away and they wouldn't shut up! But know I'm back and ready to write! I'm tired and have only been back in civilization for about 5 hours, so no promises that this is going to be very good! Oh and I'm watching "Who's Line is it Anyway," (what that has to do with anything, I'm not really sure) man this is going to be a great story....cough....Here we go!~
**Happy music starts and stage lights up showing Tamahome and Kenshin sitting on stage, both look really sick**
Tamahome: Oh...welcome to the show everyone....*yawns* We've got some bad news...
Kenshin: Yep, Mika-chan and Xellina-dono are still not back and we can't get a hold of them.
Tamahome: Kenshin and I haven't slept for 3 days because Mika and Xell are missing, they aren't Hawaii anymore and they won't answer their cell phones.
Kenshin: I'm getting really worried!
Tamahome: You're telling me!! You know how lonely a king sized bed gets at night when you're all by yourself.
Kenshin: Yes, I do know cause you have managed to call me everynight and tell me that same thing over and over and over......
Tamahome: Well, can you blame me?
Kenshin: Well, I guess we should introduce the guest...Yes, we really have guests booked this time.
Tamahome: ...Mika-chan....*sniff*
Kenshin: ~I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry~ *Yipes a tear* Well, first we have Carrot from Sorcerer Hunters.
**Carrot runs out and bows, crowd goes wild**
Tamahome: Then, we have the Masked Phantom guy from Sailor Moon.
**A man in a white mask and a black cape struts out and throws red roses out to the cheering crowd**
Kenshin: Who is that guy?
Tamahome: Don't know, but I guess Sarina or something from Salior Moon likes him and he's a considered a hottie to our *sniff* girls! Damn it where are you Mika! *Starts to cry*
Kenshin: Then last we have...oh no...*whispers to camera so Tamahome can't hear* what are you guys thinking?! This is nuts! Crap....last we have...Miaka Yuki, Tamahome's old girlfriend...
Tamahome: *stops crying* Nani? You say something Kenshin?
Kenshin: No not at all!! Just cover your eyes for 20 seconds for me.
Tamahome: Nani? Ok...*covers eyes* 1...2...3...4...
**Miaka runs out, waves at the crowd and is about to go glomp Tamahome, but Kenshin stops her and shoves her off stage**
Tamahome: .. 18...19..20...*uncovers eyes* what was that all about Kenshin?
Kenshin: Oh nothing!! Hey lets go to a commercial break now! Be back in 5!
**Happy music plays, commercials starts**
~*~*~*~* NEWS FLASH!!! Hello and this is your news caster Tigger, we have an important news flash here today. The nations beloved day time talk show hosts Mika-chan and Xellina-dono are missing. After leaving Hawaii to come home they called their boyfriends and after that no one heard from them. It's been 3 days since then and search parties have been organized. More on this story at 6:00 tonight.~*~*~*~*
**Stage lights up, Sad music playing (Tamahome snuck into the control room and switched the music) showing Kenshin and Tamahome trying to stay awake**
Kenshin: Welcome back everyone!! Now lets introduce our first guest....Carrot!!
**Crowd goes wild. Carrot runs out and sits next to Kenshin, Tamahome falls asleep**
Kenshin: Hey there Carrot!! Long time no see!
Carrot: Hey! Yeah it's been too long!
Kenshin: So how's life been treating you..or should I say hoe's Chocolate and her sister been treating you?
Carrot: *laughs nervously* Pretty good....I got some new scars from that stupid whip! *Shows Kenshin his cut arm*
Kenshin: Oh those little things!! Man I call those scratches! Now these oon the other hand are scars *Takes off shirt and shows his bares chest with many long scars on it*
Carrot: Whatever......Look at THESE! *Takes off his shirt and shows his back with 3 long jagged scars*
Kenshin: Ha! Look at this...*Rolls up pants leg and show a pink scar on his calf*
**The two compare scars and keep undressing/fighting until...**
Tamahome: *Opens eyes* AHHHHHHH!!! What the hell are you two doing. *Sees Carrot on top of Kenshin, both in their under garments*
Kenshin: Umm...this probably looks kinda funny to ya huh Tamahome? *sweat drop*
Tamahome: Well you would think so Kenshin. That is so wrong on so many levels!!
Carrot: Hey it isn't what is looks like man!!
Tamahome: Then tell me exactly what are you doing??
Carrot: We're....uhhhh...ummm....you see....
Kenshin: Going to a commercial break!!!
**Skips music and goes straight to commercial**
**Happy music plays (Stage manager switched music back) stage lights up showing a fully clothed Kenshin and a grossed out Tamahome**
Tamahome: Welcome back everyone...~bad images~
Kenshin: Tamahome, if you wouldn't mind not mentioning that to Xellina- dono...
Tamahome: Don't worry! I plan on never telling anyone that I saw that side of you!
Kenshin: *Blushes* You just told the whole nation....*Points to camera and microphone on Tamahome's shirt collar*
Tamahome: Oh umm sorry about that! Anyway, Our next guest is Sailor Moons favorite mystery man....umm...The Mystery Man!!!
**The Phantom guy walks out throwing red roses to the roaring crowd again**
Tamahome: Hello...*shakes his hand* Please sir have a seat!
Phantom: Thanks....
Tamahome: So what is it like being a man of disguise?
Phantom: Fine.....
Tamahome: I bet all the girls love you!?
Phantom: I guess.......
Tamahone: Well, lets see for our self!! Lets go to our audience now and ask them to rank you Mr. Phantom on our Hottie scale!
Phantom: ...
**Tamahome gets up, takes an extra microphone up to the crowd and goes to different girls who scream out different numbers between one and ten**
Tamahome: *Chuckles* Alright, lets see what the average is.....wow a smashing 8.9!! Very nice ~I have no idea about what in the hell I'm talking about~
Kenshin: Well, there you have it folks I guess this guy is pretty hot!
Tamahome: That sound so wrong coming form you right now Kenshin.
Kenshin: Shut up!
Phantom: Can I leave now?
Tamahome: Uhhh...sure...Please everyone give this gentle man a round of applause.
**Crowd claps and cheers as the Phantom guy leaves**
Tamahome: Hey Kenshin what do you say I introduce our last guest?! *Tries to grab Kenshins cue card*
Kenshin: *Pulling back* umm I don't think so Tamahome!! I think I commercial break sound better!!
Tamahome: ... ok then...Now a word from our sponsors!!!!
**Music plays and commercials start**
**Stage lights up...no music**
Kenshin: Hey everybody.....now it's time for our last guest *gulp* Miak-
**Crowd gasps as two beautiful girls walk on stage, both guys turn around to see**
Tamahome: MIKA-CHAN!!!???
Kenshin: XELLINA-DONO!!!???
**GLOMP**
Mika: Hey guys!! Did you miss us?
Tamahome: Did we miss you? DID WE MISS YOU?!?! WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU HAD ME WORRIED SICK!! WHERE WERE YOU??
**Kenshin and Xellina making out**
Mika: Well, we decided we didn't want to go home to we went to the mainland of the U.S. I got you something.....*reaches into a bag*
Tamahome: It better be good.....
Mika: Here it is!!!
Tamahome: What in the hell is this?
Mika: Silly, it's an authentic Idaho Potato!!
Tamahome: You got me a potato.....
Mika: Yeah!! Isn't it great!
Tamahome: You leave me for almost 2 weeks, I worry about you every split second, and then you suddenly pop up out of no where...and this is what you give me!?!?!?!
Mika: You greedy pig!! *sighs* That's not all I got you...come here. *Whispers in his ear while smiling evily*
Tamahome: Your kidding?!
Mika: *Evil grin* Nope!
Tamahome: Hell with the show!! Let's go, oh did you get any coconut oil?
Mika: *pulls it out of the bag and swings in Tamahome's face* Yep, I knew you loved the stuff.
Tamahome: *Grabs Mika* I'm so glad you're home *Kiss* now lets go!! I have some experimenting to do with all that stuff you told me about!!! *Pulls Mika off stage and out back door...they leave*
Kenshin: *Stops kissing so he can breathe* Hey Xellina-dono, where's Miaka?
Xellina: *Huff* She ran out the back door *huff* as soon as she saw Mika walk in.
Kenshin: Thanks goodness!! *Xellina starts kissing him again* Wait...WAIT XELL!!
Xellina: Sorry, I haven't seen you for so long...I just had to...ya know...
Kenshin: Yes, I know!! I need to end the show first!
Xellina: Well, hurry up......I'll be waiting in my dressing room *Evil grin*
Kenshin: *Blushes* Ahem.....well, thanks for watching and see you next week!!!
**Lights fade as Kenshin runs off stage towards Xell's dressing room and some weird rock music plays (Tamahome's doings again) show ends**
~AN: Hmmm....so that was interesting....I'm so tired my eye balls are about to fall out!! I swear I'll do spell check on this before I go to bed and post this! Trust me it looks worse than the first one did right now without spell check!! Well, please review!! Thanks a bunch!!~
~P.S. All those ladies out there who are trying to find a guy like Tamahome....guess what...I found him!! And he's my boyfriend! (For real I'm not kidding you ask my friend Xellina! She's an author on this site too! Go read her stuff it's great!) Bu wa hahahahahahahahahahaha. Truthfully I really don't know why I said that........I need sleep.....~