Disclaimer: Grr. . .the more I say it, it makes me want to own it more. .
.Inu-Yasha is owned by Rumiko Takahashi. (And Viz)
A/N: So how's everybody? And you like this story? Well, do you? I hope so. I was wondering if you guys liked how I changed the secondary genre into romance. I wasn't so sure in the beginning. I figured I could use it as a filler genre when I'm drained of my humerous ideas. ^-^'' Hey, you can't help having writers block!!
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"I can't stay here. . .I can't stay here. . .oh my gosh, there's going to be an APOCOLYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Gosh, just get over it will you?"
"NEVER!!"
"WHY?!"
"I'VE GOT AN EXAM THAT'S GOING TO BE HELD IN 24 HOURS!! I SWEAR, THINGS ARE GONNA GET HAIRY FOR EVERYBODY IF SOMEBODY DOESN'T LET. ME. OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kagome paced around the room restlessly while the others scrunched up in the corner covering their ears from her shrill yells and rants.
"Monk, WHY did you have to say it?"
"Was it MY choice? Well noooooooo, I would have gotten a split head if I didn't say the damn words, isn't that right Shippo?"
He nodded. Sango gave the monk a glare.
"Stop swearing in front of the poor demon will you? You're a bad enough an influence already!"
"Hey, that hurt. . ."
"I don't care. Staple your lips or I'll slice 'em off."
"Yes ma'am. . ."
After some time, Kagome finally sat herself down next to her backpack.
"Well, if I'm gonna miss the exam, I can always think up of an excuse."
Here, she gave Miroku a deadly look. He returned an innocent one.
"What?"
She looked away and busied herself with her immense backpack. She lifted up a pack of rice crackers. (In Japan, they're called 'osembei', and they're REALLY yummy and addictive.) She munched on one and held up the sack.
"Anyone want one?"
Shippo ran into her lap and took one from the package. He began nibbling at it, and then devoured it in an instant. He reached into the package for another one.
"Yummy. . ."
Inu-Yasha stood up and squatted in front of the two of them. He tugged at Shippo's cheeks.
"Awwe, little foxy's gonna be all cute and tubby now isn't he?"
The kitsune chucked the remaining of his cracker at Inu-Yasha's face, in which it stuck onto his cheek and eventually fell off. (The crackers are grilled in soy sauce, so when it warms up you can say the soy sauce starts to kinda melt and gets sticky.) Inu-Yasha picked up the cracker off the floor and bit into it. A surprised expression spread on his face.
"Thummy. . ."
"What?"
He swallowed down the rest.
"I said, 'yummy'."
"Oh."
Shippo pouted up at him.
"That was MY cracker!"
"Well YOU threw it, I eat it."
With a angry look on his face, Shippo stuck his hand in the package again and pulled out another cracker. He stuffed it whole in his mouth. He proceeded glaring at Inu-Yasha. Taking up the challenge, Inu-Yasha took two from the package and stuffed them both down his throat. Shippo managed three, then Inu-Yasha four. The kitsune proceeded with five, Inu-Yasha six. How Shippo managed seven, no one will know, but he did. Inu-Yasha was one the verge of stuffing eight while Kagome sweatdropped in the corner.
"My. .my crackers. . ."
There was a sudden uproar.
"I've had enough! Gimme those crackers!"
"They're MINE! Kagome gave them to me!"
"She offered you ONE twirp!"
"I don't care! She doesn't seem to either!"
"I don't give a #$%@ about what she wants! I want what I want!"
"Too bad for you puppy! I'm eating 'em! Go eat the rest of your dead duck for all I care!"
"What do you expect me to eat? The bones? Or your brain? Gimme 'em!"
"NEVER! DIVIDE AND CONQUER!"
There were suddenly seven Shippos running around in circles.
"HA! THAT ONE!! THE ONE WITH THE CRACKER BAG!"
Inu-Yasha lunged at him, but missed. Shippo taunted him from the corner while crunching another cracker deliciously.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!"
Shippo waved the last cracker at the furious hanyou and disappeared. Inu- Yasha shot his leg out and out of the blue, Shippo appeared sprawled on top of the empty cracker bag (who appeared to be tripped). Everyone saw the last cracker soaring through the air, sparkling in the sunlight and looking luscious.
"MINE!"
"NEVER!"
The two demons threw themselves into the air, reaching desperately for the cracker in slow motion, when suddenly both of them were repelled by a giant, fluffy object. Could it be. . .
"SESSHOMARU!!"
Sesshy stood between the two demons lying on the floor with the precious cracker in his mouth.
". . crunch. . ."
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Inu-Yasha again, lunged for the cracker sticking out of his brother's mouth, but landed on Kagome who had been sleeping throughout the spectacle. He hastily got off while Kagome had a dazed look on her face.
"THAT. WAS. MY. CRACKER!!!!!!!"
"Says who? Crunch."
He growled at his antagonist.
"And what in the heavens are you doing here?"
"I came back for my precious baby-"
He hugged his boa close to him.
"-when suddenly I found a cracker in my mouth exactly where I landed. . ."
Shippo was whimpering for his cracker.
"*sniff* I couldn't even give it a funeral. . . "
Inu-Yasha rolled his eyes.
"Big brother, you owe me a cracker."
"Says who? Gulp"
"ME!"
Sesshy dodged the flying Inu-Yasha.
"Curse you!"
Sesshy suddenly had a panicked look on his face.
"Well, I'm just gonna have to say tata for now-"
"SESSHOMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sesshy froze.
"N-Naraku!"
Naraku appeared before all.
"SESSHOMARU! YOU STOLE MY LAST BATCH OF WASHING MACHINE DETERGENT DIDN'T YOU?!"
"NO! No, of course not!!"
"I KNOW YOU DID! GIVE IT BACK!"
"Fine! I took it! But I'm NOT gonna give it back!"
"I KNOW you're just going to waste it like last time! Your boa does NOT need any more fluffing! Just because I didn't let you borrow some this time doesn't mean you can steal it!!"
"FINE! Then give me back my dang wardrobe!! JUST BECAUSE YOU KEEP ON CREATING NEW BODIES OF YOURS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN USE MY CLOTHES! I COUNTED LAST NIGHT, AND I FOUND FIVE PAIRS OF BOXERS MISSING!!!"
"Haha! If you want them back, com get 'em!"
"Curse you Naraku, give me back my boxers! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE ONES WITH BLUE STRIPES YOU JERK!"
In an instant, both were gone in a wisp of boa and deadly gas.
"Dang, Sesshy got away with the last cracker, but not NEXT time!!"
The two remaining demons glared up at the ceiling with fists balled. For the last time, it all ended with one last hollar.
"SESSHY!!!! YOU OWE US BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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^-^'' Need I say more? Sesshy with boxers? Naraku with washing machine detergent? Of course not, it's just part of my story. Who knows WHAT they had for underwear back then! Hope you like it!
A/N: So how's everybody? And you like this story? Well, do you? I hope so. I was wondering if you guys liked how I changed the secondary genre into romance. I wasn't so sure in the beginning. I figured I could use it as a filler genre when I'm drained of my humerous ideas. ^-^'' Hey, you can't help having writers block!!
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"I can't stay here. . .I can't stay here. . .oh my gosh, there's going to be an APOCOLYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Gosh, just get over it will you?"
"NEVER!!"
"WHY?!"
"I'VE GOT AN EXAM THAT'S GOING TO BE HELD IN 24 HOURS!! I SWEAR, THINGS ARE GONNA GET HAIRY FOR EVERYBODY IF SOMEBODY DOESN'T LET. ME. OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kagome paced around the room restlessly while the others scrunched up in the corner covering their ears from her shrill yells and rants.
"Monk, WHY did you have to say it?"
"Was it MY choice? Well noooooooo, I would have gotten a split head if I didn't say the damn words, isn't that right Shippo?"
He nodded. Sango gave the monk a glare.
"Stop swearing in front of the poor demon will you? You're a bad enough an influence already!"
"Hey, that hurt. . ."
"I don't care. Staple your lips or I'll slice 'em off."
"Yes ma'am. . ."
After some time, Kagome finally sat herself down next to her backpack.
"Well, if I'm gonna miss the exam, I can always think up of an excuse."
Here, she gave Miroku a deadly look. He returned an innocent one.
"What?"
She looked away and busied herself with her immense backpack. She lifted up a pack of rice crackers. (In Japan, they're called 'osembei', and they're REALLY yummy and addictive.) She munched on one and held up the sack.
"Anyone want one?"
Shippo ran into her lap and took one from the package. He began nibbling at it, and then devoured it in an instant. He reached into the package for another one.
"Yummy. . ."
Inu-Yasha stood up and squatted in front of the two of them. He tugged at Shippo's cheeks.
"Awwe, little foxy's gonna be all cute and tubby now isn't he?"
The kitsune chucked the remaining of his cracker at Inu-Yasha's face, in which it stuck onto his cheek and eventually fell off. (The crackers are grilled in soy sauce, so when it warms up you can say the soy sauce starts to kinda melt and gets sticky.) Inu-Yasha picked up the cracker off the floor and bit into it. A surprised expression spread on his face.
"Thummy. . ."
"What?"
He swallowed down the rest.
"I said, 'yummy'."
"Oh."
Shippo pouted up at him.
"That was MY cracker!"
"Well YOU threw it, I eat it."
With a angry look on his face, Shippo stuck his hand in the package again and pulled out another cracker. He stuffed it whole in his mouth. He proceeded glaring at Inu-Yasha. Taking up the challenge, Inu-Yasha took two from the package and stuffed them both down his throat. Shippo managed three, then Inu-Yasha four. The kitsune proceeded with five, Inu-Yasha six. How Shippo managed seven, no one will know, but he did. Inu-Yasha was one the verge of stuffing eight while Kagome sweatdropped in the corner.
"My. .my crackers. . ."
There was a sudden uproar.
"I've had enough! Gimme those crackers!"
"They're MINE! Kagome gave them to me!"
"She offered you ONE twirp!"
"I don't care! She doesn't seem to either!"
"I don't give a #$%@ about what she wants! I want what I want!"
"Too bad for you puppy! I'm eating 'em! Go eat the rest of your dead duck for all I care!"
"What do you expect me to eat? The bones? Or your brain? Gimme 'em!"
"NEVER! DIVIDE AND CONQUER!"
There were suddenly seven Shippos running around in circles.
"HA! THAT ONE!! THE ONE WITH THE CRACKER BAG!"
Inu-Yasha lunged at him, but missed. Shippo taunted him from the corner while crunching another cracker deliciously.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!"
Shippo waved the last cracker at the furious hanyou and disappeared. Inu- Yasha shot his leg out and out of the blue, Shippo appeared sprawled on top of the empty cracker bag (who appeared to be tripped). Everyone saw the last cracker soaring through the air, sparkling in the sunlight and looking luscious.
"MINE!"
"NEVER!"
The two demons threw themselves into the air, reaching desperately for the cracker in slow motion, when suddenly both of them were repelled by a giant, fluffy object. Could it be. . .
"SESSHOMARU!!"
Sesshy stood between the two demons lying on the floor with the precious cracker in his mouth.
". . crunch. . ."
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Inu-Yasha again, lunged for the cracker sticking out of his brother's mouth, but landed on Kagome who had been sleeping throughout the spectacle. He hastily got off while Kagome had a dazed look on her face.
"THAT. WAS. MY. CRACKER!!!!!!!"
"Says who? Crunch."
He growled at his antagonist.
"And what in the heavens are you doing here?"
"I came back for my precious baby-"
He hugged his boa close to him.
"-when suddenly I found a cracker in my mouth exactly where I landed. . ."
Shippo was whimpering for his cracker.
"*sniff* I couldn't even give it a funeral. . . "
Inu-Yasha rolled his eyes.
"Big brother, you owe me a cracker."
"Says who? Gulp"
"ME!"
Sesshy dodged the flying Inu-Yasha.
"Curse you!"
Sesshy suddenly had a panicked look on his face.
"Well, I'm just gonna have to say tata for now-"
"SESSHOMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sesshy froze.
"N-Naraku!"
Naraku appeared before all.
"SESSHOMARU! YOU STOLE MY LAST BATCH OF WASHING MACHINE DETERGENT DIDN'T YOU?!"
"NO! No, of course not!!"
"I KNOW YOU DID! GIVE IT BACK!"
"Fine! I took it! But I'm NOT gonna give it back!"
"I KNOW you're just going to waste it like last time! Your boa does NOT need any more fluffing! Just because I didn't let you borrow some this time doesn't mean you can steal it!!"
"FINE! Then give me back my dang wardrobe!! JUST BECAUSE YOU KEEP ON CREATING NEW BODIES OF YOURS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN USE MY CLOTHES! I COUNTED LAST NIGHT, AND I FOUND FIVE PAIRS OF BOXERS MISSING!!!"
"Haha! If you want them back, com get 'em!"
"Curse you Naraku, give me back my boxers! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE ONES WITH BLUE STRIPES YOU JERK!"
In an instant, both were gone in a wisp of boa and deadly gas.
"Dang, Sesshy got away with the last cracker, but not NEXT time!!"
The two remaining demons glared up at the ceiling with fists balled. For the last time, it all ended with one last hollar.
"SESSHY!!!! YOU OWE US BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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^-^'' Need I say more? Sesshy with boxers? Naraku with washing machine detergent? Of course not, it's just part of my story. Who knows WHAT they had for underwear back then! Hope you like it!