Disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi and Viz own Inu-Yasha and all of its
characters. (I won't bother saying anymore)
A/N: I watched episodes number 68 thru 72 in Inu-Yasha last night. ^-^ It was REALLY fun. Though I must admit, most of the filler episodes are composed from pure boredom, or complete insanity. But I find them hilarious! Hehehehe. . . anyway enjoy the fic!!
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"Inu-Yasha, like I said, I CAN'T DO IT!!"
"OF COURSE YOU CAN! I'LL BUST YOU OUTTA HERE!"
"YOU THINK? DID THAT PEA BRAIN OF YOURS BURST IT'S BUBBLE? WHY DON'T YOU GO TRY BEING ZAPPED BY DEMON SCROLLS, OR EVEN BY A BARRIER CONSTRUCTED BY ONE OF THE STRONGEST PRIESTESSES KNOWN TO MAN?!"
"I'M NOT THAT WEAK, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?!"
"PROVE IT THEN!!"
"FINE!"
Inu-Yasha pointed his Tetsusaiga at the door, and lunged at it with full force.
"YEEEEAAAAAAA!!"
"Inu-Yasha, OSUWARI!!"
THUNK
"MAKE UP YOUR MIND! DO I NEED TO PROVE TO YOU I'M NOT WEAK, OR ARE YOU GOING TO ADMIT IT?!"
Kagome sighed, looking immensely frustrated.
"Look, I'm not going to go all the way back to my world just to fetch you a pack of RAMEN!!"
"WHY?!"
She looked at him as if saying 'duh!' and began pointing and waving at the door sealed with demon scrolls and Kaede's barrier.
"Don't you realize the fact that I CAN'T?!"
"I DON'T WANNA ADMIT IT!"
"WELL TOO BAD! NO RAMEN FOR YOU!!"
With that, Inu-Yasha went to the corner and began sulking.
Che. . .no ramen. . .no life. .. grrrrr. . .
"Sango-chan, will you help me with the rice? I'm going to start the miso soup."
"Alright Kagome-chan. Do you still want me to try using that. . .that thing?"
She pointed innocently at the electric rice cooker, in which it was still in a gazillion parts.
"Uh, I think not. Use the kamado." (thing to cook rice in the old days)
"Kagome-sama, and I?"
Miroku appeared behind her back. She winced, but was relieved that both hands were at his sides.
"If you don't mind, can you help Sango with the kamado? She might need some help making the fire."
Sango gave the poor monk a deadly look that said no other than, 'I'm no weakling.'
"That's alright Miroku-sama, I can handle it on my own."
"No Sango, I insist. . ."
"NO."
Miroku hung his head and walked away.
"Is there anything else I can do?"
"Uh, sure. How about chopping the scallions for me?"
Shippo had been watching Inu-Yasha moaning for his ramen in his sleep.
"It's about time those two paired up, but their stupid and stubborn minds won't make up! How odd. . "
The group had settled down to take a nap while the water slowly began to boil above the tiny little fire Sango had managed to brew up. Shippo sat next to the sleeping Kagome and began to think.
"Poor Kagome. I bet it's hard for her to get used to life over here. She even mumbles about being clean in her sleep. . poor Kagome. . ."
Right then and there, Shippo thought of a plan. . .that for you readers should probably know that this wouldn't be a good thing. It was time to play,"matchmaker."
He started off with a bowl, filled it with water, and gently placed Kagome's flowing hair into it.
"I wonder if she's got anything to clean hair with. . .a girl like her's no good without clean hair. . ."
He went off to rummage around in Kagome's backpack. Meanwhile, Inu-Yasha was dreaming.
"mmmm.. .ra-ramen. . .grumble grumble. . ."
He began to crawl around the room, his nosed pressed against the floor as if scenting something.
"sniff sniff.. . .SNORT."
That made Shippo jump.
"eeeek!"
He turned around, only to find Inu-Yasha sprawled out on the floor, inches away from Kagome with her hair in the water-filled bowl, with a piece of scallion shoved up one nostril.
"SNORT, SNORT, SNORT!!"
"Uh oh. . ."
Heh, that stupid Inu-Yasha. He should've known that you'd suck crap up your nose if you snuff the floor too hard. . .;;
Shippo thought quick, and looked for anything useful. He took out a strange object from the immense backpack, and began examining it.
"Urrr. . ."
He turned it towards InuYasha, and with a click a bright light shone in the face of the hanyou. Luckily, he didn't wake up.
"whhaa?"
Shippo looked at the object. Nothing wrong.
Oh well, looks like it's no use.
Since the lord snorts were beginning to stir the group, Shippo quickly withdrew a toothpick from Kagome's backpack, and gently prodded the piece of scallion in Inu-Yasha's nose till it fell out.
"Ugh. . ."
Shippo quickly flicked it away and continued rummaging around in Kagome's backpack. What he didn't realize was that Inu-Yasha's dream was still continuing.
"Mmmm. . .good. . soup. . ."
The hanyou began crawling again, inching towards the bowl containing Kagome's silky black hair in water. He grabbed hold of the bowl, drawing it closer to him.
"I-Itadakimasu. . ." (What people in Japan say before eating a meal. Translated: I will now accept this meal.)
He opened his mouth and dipped it in the water, releasing several sucking noises.
"Sluuuuuurp. .. "
Shippo turned around in a panic, seeing Inu-Yasha with his mouth in the water. He could see that already several of Kagome's hair was being sucked into Inu-Yasha's gaping void.
"Nononononononono!!!!!"
He ran at Inu-Yasha, only to be mistaken for a fly and swatted off. Inu- Yasha proceeded slurping at the water. In his mouth, he could feel strands of smooth hair swimming around. He began to chew.
"Mmmm. . .sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrpppp. . ."
Finally, Kagome's eyes began to flutter.
"Mmmm?"
She turned her head, only to find Inu-Yasha lying next to her slurping at her hair in some sort of water filled bowl.
"YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She slapped him full force across the face, throwing him across the room and into the door. She feverishly began caressing her poor hair, being chewed up at the ends by the hanyou's sharp fangs.
"JERK!!!!!!!"
He began mumbling.
"Mmm. . .why does it hurt to eat such food. . ..mmm. . . ."
"OSUWARI!!"
THUNK
It took some time to get Inu-Yasha up again. He hadn't recalled the incident.
"You jerk!! You ate my hair!!"
"LIES! ALL LIES!!"
"I'M NOT LYING!!"
"YES YOU ARE!"
"NO I'M NOT!"
"YES YOU ARE!"
"NO I'M NOT!"
"SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!!"
Sango finally broke up the hysterical two. Shippo clutched at Miroku's robe, trembling out of his wits.
"Shippo, what's wrong?"
"NOTHING! ABOSOLUTELY NOTHING! POSITIVE!!"
Surprised at his reaction, Miroku backed off.
"Alright, if you're sure. . ."
"YES YES, I'M SURE!!! VERY!"
"Oh, alright. . . .;;"
Thus the day ended.
After some miso soup, Kagome began telling everybody about some things in her world.
"I'm going to work at a photo shop once I'm old enough, so I've gotta keep practicing. That's why I brought these!"
She displayed her photo developing kit. She held up her camera and began to describe the steps you had to do in order to develop each picture as she did them. The group was now waiting for the last picture to develop.
"There we go. . .it's almost there. . ."
Suddenly there was an outburst. You could hear Inu-Yasha's eruption out of all the noise (mainly made up of everybody's laughter). It openly showed a close up of Inu-Yasha's sleeping head, with a piece of scallion shoved up his left nostril.
"WHHAAAATTTT?!!!"
Sango, Miroku, and Kagome were rolling on the floor in heaps of tears, they couldn't help holding them back. It really WAS too funny.
"I'M BREAKING THIS THING!!"
"NONO! NOT MY CAMERA!!"
"COME GET IT IF YOU WANT THIS SERCRET REVEALING THINGAMAGIG!"
"Aaah, so this was all a SECRET eh Inu-Yasha? What are you hiding?"
"YAAAH, GET AWAY!!"
Shippo sulked in the coner. So much for his 'matchmaker' game. . .
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Teeeheee. . .I find this one funny. Thanks to Chibiukyo for the "snuffing" idea. ^-^ R+R!!
A/N: I watched episodes number 68 thru 72 in Inu-Yasha last night. ^-^ It was REALLY fun. Though I must admit, most of the filler episodes are composed from pure boredom, or complete insanity. But I find them hilarious! Hehehehe. . . anyway enjoy the fic!!
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"Inu-Yasha, like I said, I CAN'T DO IT!!"
"OF COURSE YOU CAN! I'LL BUST YOU OUTTA HERE!"
"YOU THINK? DID THAT PEA BRAIN OF YOURS BURST IT'S BUBBLE? WHY DON'T YOU GO TRY BEING ZAPPED BY DEMON SCROLLS, OR EVEN BY A BARRIER CONSTRUCTED BY ONE OF THE STRONGEST PRIESTESSES KNOWN TO MAN?!"
"I'M NOT THAT WEAK, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?!"
"PROVE IT THEN!!"
"FINE!"
Inu-Yasha pointed his Tetsusaiga at the door, and lunged at it with full force.
"YEEEEAAAAAAA!!"
"Inu-Yasha, OSUWARI!!"
THUNK
"MAKE UP YOUR MIND! DO I NEED TO PROVE TO YOU I'M NOT WEAK, OR ARE YOU GOING TO ADMIT IT?!"
Kagome sighed, looking immensely frustrated.
"Look, I'm not going to go all the way back to my world just to fetch you a pack of RAMEN!!"
"WHY?!"
She looked at him as if saying 'duh!' and began pointing and waving at the door sealed with demon scrolls and Kaede's barrier.
"Don't you realize the fact that I CAN'T?!"
"I DON'T WANNA ADMIT IT!"
"WELL TOO BAD! NO RAMEN FOR YOU!!"
With that, Inu-Yasha went to the corner and began sulking.
Che. . .no ramen. . .no life. .. grrrrr. . .
"Sango-chan, will you help me with the rice? I'm going to start the miso soup."
"Alright Kagome-chan. Do you still want me to try using that. . .that thing?"
She pointed innocently at the electric rice cooker, in which it was still in a gazillion parts.
"Uh, I think not. Use the kamado." (thing to cook rice in the old days)
"Kagome-sama, and I?"
Miroku appeared behind her back. She winced, but was relieved that both hands were at his sides.
"If you don't mind, can you help Sango with the kamado? She might need some help making the fire."
Sango gave the poor monk a deadly look that said no other than, 'I'm no weakling.'
"That's alright Miroku-sama, I can handle it on my own."
"No Sango, I insist. . ."
"NO."
Miroku hung his head and walked away.
"Is there anything else I can do?"
"Uh, sure. How about chopping the scallions for me?"
Shippo had been watching Inu-Yasha moaning for his ramen in his sleep.
"It's about time those two paired up, but their stupid and stubborn minds won't make up! How odd. . "
The group had settled down to take a nap while the water slowly began to boil above the tiny little fire Sango had managed to brew up. Shippo sat next to the sleeping Kagome and began to think.
"Poor Kagome. I bet it's hard for her to get used to life over here. She even mumbles about being clean in her sleep. . poor Kagome. . ."
Right then and there, Shippo thought of a plan. . .that for you readers should probably know that this wouldn't be a good thing. It was time to play,"matchmaker."
He started off with a bowl, filled it with water, and gently placed Kagome's flowing hair into it.
"I wonder if she's got anything to clean hair with. . .a girl like her's no good without clean hair. . ."
He went off to rummage around in Kagome's backpack. Meanwhile, Inu-Yasha was dreaming.
"mmmm.. .ra-ramen. . .grumble grumble. . ."
He began to crawl around the room, his nosed pressed against the floor as if scenting something.
"sniff sniff.. . .SNORT."
That made Shippo jump.
"eeeek!"
He turned around, only to find Inu-Yasha sprawled out on the floor, inches away from Kagome with her hair in the water-filled bowl, with a piece of scallion shoved up one nostril.
"SNORT, SNORT, SNORT!!"
"Uh oh. . ."
Heh, that stupid Inu-Yasha. He should've known that you'd suck crap up your nose if you snuff the floor too hard. . .;;
Shippo thought quick, and looked for anything useful. He took out a strange object from the immense backpack, and began examining it.
"Urrr. . ."
He turned it towards InuYasha, and with a click a bright light shone in the face of the hanyou. Luckily, he didn't wake up.
"whhaa?"
Shippo looked at the object. Nothing wrong.
Oh well, looks like it's no use.
Since the lord snorts were beginning to stir the group, Shippo quickly withdrew a toothpick from Kagome's backpack, and gently prodded the piece of scallion in Inu-Yasha's nose till it fell out.
"Ugh. . ."
Shippo quickly flicked it away and continued rummaging around in Kagome's backpack. What he didn't realize was that Inu-Yasha's dream was still continuing.
"Mmmm. . .good. . soup. . ."
The hanyou began crawling again, inching towards the bowl containing Kagome's silky black hair in water. He grabbed hold of the bowl, drawing it closer to him.
"I-Itadakimasu. . ." (What people in Japan say before eating a meal. Translated: I will now accept this meal.)
He opened his mouth and dipped it in the water, releasing several sucking noises.
"Sluuuuuurp. .. "
Shippo turned around in a panic, seeing Inu-Yasha with his mouth in the water. He could see that already several of Kagome's hair was being sucked into Inu-Yasha's gaping void.
"Nononononononono!!!!!"
He ran at Inu-Yasha, only to be mistaken for a fly and swatted off. Inu- Yasha proceeded slurping at the water. In his mouth, he could feel strands of smooth hair swimming around. He began to chew.
"Mmmm. . .sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrpppp. . ."
Finally, Kagome's eyes began to flutter.
"Mmmm?"
She turned her head, only to find Inu-Yasha lying next to her slurping at her hair in some sort of water filled bowl.
"YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She slapped him full force across the face, throwing him across the room and into the door. She feverishly began caressing her poor hair, being chewed up at the ends by the hanyou's sharp fangs.
"JERK!!!!!!!"
He began mumbling.
"Mmm. . .why does it hurt to eat such food. . ..mmm. . . ."
"OSUWARI!!"
THUNK
It took some time to get Inu-Yasha up again. He hadn't recalled the incident.
"You jerk!! You ate my hair!!"
"LIES! ALL LIES!!"
"I'M NOT LYING!!"
"YES YOU ARE!"
"NO I'M NOT!"
"YES YOU ARE!"
"NO I'M NOT!"
"SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!!"
Sango finally broke up the hysterical two. Shippo clutched at Miroku's robe, trembling out of his wits.
"Shippo, what's wrong?"
"NOTHING! ABOSOLUTELY NOTHING! POSITIVE!!"
Surprised at his reaction, Miroku backed off.
"Alright, if you're sure. . ."
"YES YES, I'M SURE!!! VERY!"
"Oh, alright. . . .;;"
Thus the day ended.
After some miso soup, Kagome began telling everybody about some things in her world.
"I'm going to work at a photo shop once I'm old enough, so I've gotta keep practicing. That's why I brought these!"
She displayed her photo developing kit. She held up her camera and began to describe the steps you had to do in order to develop each picture as she did them. The group was now waiting for the last picture to develop.
"There we go. . .it's almost there. . ."
Suddenly there was an outburst. You could hear Inu-Yasha's eruption out of all the noise (mainly made up of everybody's laughter). It openly showed a close up of Inu-Yasha's sleeping head, with a piece of scallion shoved up his left nostril.
"WHHAAAATTTT?!!!"
Sango, Miroku, and Kagome were rolling on the floor in heaps of tears, they couldn't help holding them back. It really WAS too funny.
"I'M BREAKING THIS THING!!"
"NONO! NOT MY CAMERA!!"
"COME GET IT IF YOU WANT THIS SERCRET REVEALING THINGAMAGIG!"
"Aaah, so this was all a SECRET eh Inu-Yasha? What are you hiding?"
"YAAAH, GET AWAY!!"
Shippo sulked in the coner. So much for his 'matchmaker' game. . .
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Teeeheee. . .I find this one funny. Thanks to Chibiukyo for the "snuffing" idea. ^-^ R+R!!