Disclaimer: I am unfortunate enough NOT to own Inu-Yasha (which is owned
by rumiko Takahashi and Viz) so let's continue on, shall we?
A/N: Hi again! Alrighty, who's in favor for some waff? Well, considering there's no one around at the moment, I'll just say that everyone's in favor. Ok with you? ^-^'' Don't worry, insanity will forever be in every chapter.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Inu-Yasha, what's wrong with my face?"
"Huh?"
Kagome had finally noticed Inu-Yasha staring at her from the corner.
"Why are you staring at me? Do I have a new pimple on my forehead or something?"
Inu-Yasha shook himself. He looked around, only to see Miroku, Sango, and Shippo taking a nap peacefully in the sunlight coming from the only window. The only ones awake were the two of them. Now was his only chance.
"Kagome. . ."
He walked to where she was leaning against the wall, studying for her exams.
"Inu-Yasha. .?"
He looked directly into her eyes. He could see her pupils glazed into her chocolate brown eyes growing larger as his face neared closer to hers.
"Kagome. . ."
". .Inu-Yasha. . ."
His lips were inches away from hers. He slowly closed his eyes expecting to feel her soft flesh when-
CRUNCH
"Mmm?"
He opened his eyes, startled, to find a giant apple in his mouth.
"Good yes?"
Kagome smiled sweetly at him. He nodded vigorously.
"You were hungry again weren't you? I figured. You eat that while I finish up my studies, k?"
He slouched next to her. Dang. . SO CLOSE. . .
"At second thought.. ."
Kagome turned to him and opened her mouth. A giant question mark floated above Inu-Yasha's head. Her face got closer to his.
'DANG, if this stupid apple wasn't in the way-'
Then he felt his head push against the wall, because of the force from the other side of the apple. Kagome had bitten into the apple from her side. It was an interesting scene, the two of them eating off the same apple at the same time.
munch munch
Kagome pulled the apple out of Inu-Yasha's mouth (rather forcefully) and dug in.
"Mmm. . .sweet!"
"Hey, you gave that to ME!!"
"Well, I take it back."
"Ooooh, no you don't! MINE MINE MINE!!"
"Osuwari."
THUNK
"Traitor. . ."
She grinned wickedly at him and proceeded eating. Thus, it ended Inu- Yasha's last attempt to confess to his 'beloved' Kagome.
The next day, Sango started the day off with a dirty rag, and some wax. She cleaned the floor till she thought she'd be blinded when the sun glanced off the glassy-looking wood. Miroku woke up with a jolt, and leapt up overjoyed to find Sango awake, and no one else. He leaped up in a standing position then landed back on his poor buttocks with a loud thump.
"Ooooh. .false start. . .FALSE START."
"Oh shush. . ."
Once everyone was up and going, Kagome stalked over to her backpack.
"We could use some cleaning in here. I hate all this dust!"
She lifted up a battery-powered vacuum cleaner. Shippo immediately got curious.
"Oooh, whaddat Kagome?"
"Just watch Shippo-chan."
She turned on the switch, and it released a boisterous burp and started off. Inu-Yasha shrieked and leaped into Miroku's arms, princess-carrying style.
"AUGH! I HATE men that clutch onto me!!"
He dropped the poor hanyou with a thump. Inu-Yasha whimpered and scampered around in circles. Shippo had the same reaction, and was running around with him. The two collided head to head and repelled each other.
THUNK
THUNK
"Owweeee. . . "
"Oooh. . .*sniff*. .WAAAAAHH!!"
Inu-Yasha staggered up and fell on top on a full-sized Kirara. He still had the power to speak.
"KILL IT KIRARA, KILL IT!!"
Kirara had been pacing around the room a few times, and seemed to be restless. She obeyed his orders and lunged at Kagome, who shrieked.
"KIRARA, NO!!"
Kagome dropped the vacuum cleaner and was now clutching a mammoth kitty- demon in her arms. Her knees seemed to be giving way.
"Urrr.. . heavy. . .hmm? W-What's that smell?"
Sango suddenly blushed.
"Ooh, I should I have known. . ."
"What?"
"Kirara tends to get kinda restless when urrr. . ."
"She gets restless when what, Sango-chan? Hurry, before I die holding this thing! My, she's quite a bowling ball butt isn't she? Did you feed her concrete for breakfast?"
"What's concrete, Kagome-chan?"
"Wait, forget that. Tell me what happens when she gets restless!!"
"Well. . .she tends to get restless when she's in desperate need of a kitty litter. . ."
Sango turned her back to Kagome in embarrassment. There was a long silence.
"So you're saying. . ."
"Kirara went poddy on Kagome-sama?"
Sango blushed even redder and nodded. There was suddenly an explosion. Kirara suddenly went soaring into the wall, Kagome screaming behind.
"CAT PEE!! I HAVE CAT PEE ON MY CLOTHES!!"
The floor began to rumble.
"W-What's going on?"
Shippo went to the window and hollered.
"I see something! Something's heading at top speed!!"
Shippo suddenly fell over and landed with a thump onto the floor, from the over flow of rice crackers perpetually flowing from the small window. Inu- Yasha went wild.
"CRACKESR!! CRACKERS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!"
He dove for them, one by one. Soon enough, the ocean of rice crackers was up to their heads, and there were literally swimming through it. Inu-Yasha rejoiced by himself, throwing handfuls of crackers in the air like confetti.
"CRACKERS!! WHEEEE, CRACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly, a whisp of boa flew in, and above their heads floated Sesshomaru. Inu-Yasha's private rejoicing frenzy suddenly turned into a growl.
"SESSHOMARU!!"
Surprisingly, he smiled sweetly at the all of them.
"I TOLD you I'd pay you guys back!"
"Sesshomaru, what trick are you playing on us?"
Miroku shouted up at him.
"There IS NO trick! See for yourselves!"
Inu-Yasha munched into one. He grinned.
"Yummy!"
Sesshomaru turned back to Miroku.
"See? What did I tell ya?"
"Sesshy, aren't you feeling a bit perky today?"
Sesshy flicked his hair away from his face.
"Ah, it seems you have noticed Kagome. I just happened to wash and dry my boa today."
He lovingly hugged his boa close to him. A horrendous voice suddenly rang ou.
"SESSHOMARU!!"
"Oh my, I should leave. I'll be back someday."
"Sesshy!"
Sesshy turned to Inu-Yasha, who's eyes were glistening and beaming.
"I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, BELOVED BROTHER!!"
". . indeed. . ."
With that, Sesshy disappeared. Then, along came Naraku in a haste.
"Garr, he's escaped me again! Hmm? What's this?"
Naraku scooped up a handful of crackers and bit into one.
"Hey, not bad for a jerk like him. . .I'll add it to his 'owe Naraku' list."
He withdrew a five-mile long scroll and wrote it down. And with that he disappeared. They could still hear him calling.
"SESSHY!! LIKE I SAID, I GAVE YOU BACK YOUR PUPPY-PRINT BED SHEETS!! NOW GIVE ME BACK MY TEDDY BEAR OR I'LL SUE YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kagome sighed.
"What now? And where's Shippo?"
They called out for him within the ocean of crackers, but they couldn't hear a response.
"AUGH!"
"Inu-Yasha! What's wrong?!"
"Something bit me!!"
Shippo poked up his head.
"Ugh, worst cracker I've ever tasted. I could've sworn they didn't use enough soysauce. . ."
"Why you little. . ."
"WAAUGH!! WHAT DID I DO?!!"
The rest chuckled at the two. As for the crackers, what now?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
^-^. . . .well? What do you think? If I don't get reviews, I'm stoppin' people! Alright? I'm rather fond of the combination of Sesshy and puppy- print. Weird, but kinda cute. Anyway, R+R!!
A/N: Hi again! Alrighty, who's in favor for some waff? Well, considering there's no one around at the moment, I'll just say that everyone's in favor. Ok with you? ^-^'' Don't worry, insanity will forever be in every chapter.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Inu-Yasha, what's wrong with my face?"
"Huh?"
Kagome had finally noticed Inu-Yasha staring at her from the corner.
"Why are you staring at me? Do I have a new pimple on my forehead or something?"
Inu-Yasha shook himself. He looked around, only to see Miroku, Sango, and Shippo taking a nap peacefully in the sunlight coming from the only window. The only ones awake were the two of them. Now was his only chance.
"Kagome. . ."
He walked to where she was leaning against the wall, studying for her exams.
"Inu-Yasha. .?"
He looked directly into her eyes. He could see her pupils glazed into her chocolate brown eyes growing larger as his face neared closer to hers.
"Kagome. . ."
". .Inu-Yasha. . ."
His lips were inches away from hers. He slowly closed his eyes expecting to feel her soft flesh when-
CRUNCH
"Mmm?"
He opened his eyes, startled, to find a giant apple in his mouth.
"Good yes?"
Kagome smiled sweetly at him. He nodded vigorously.
"You were hungry again weren't you? I figured. You eat that while I finish up my studies, k?"
He slouched next to her. Dang. . SO CLOSE. . .
"At second thought.. ."
Kagome turned to him and opened her mouth. A giant question mark floated above Inu-Yasha's head. Her face got closer to his.
'DANG, if this stupid apple wasn't in the way-'
Then he felt his head push against the wall, because of the force from the other side of the apple. Kagome had bitten into the apple from her side. It was an interesting scene, the two of them eating off the same apple at the same time.
munch munch
Kagome pulled the apple out of Inu-Yasha's mouth (rather forcefully) and dug in.
"Mmm. . .sweet!"
"Hey, you gave that to ME!!"
"Well, I take it back."
"Ooooh, no you don't! MINE MINE MINE!!"
"Osuwari."
THUNK
"Traitor. . ."
She grinned wickedly at him and proceeded eating. Thus, it ended Inu- Yasha's last attempt to confess to his 'beloved' Kagome.
The next day, Sango started the day off with a dirty rag, and some wax. She cleaned the floor till she thought she'd be blinded when the sun glanced off the glassy-looking wood. Miroku woke up with a jolt, and leapt up overjoyed to find Sango awake, and no one else. He leaped up in a standing position then landed back on his poor buttocks with a loud thump.
"Ooooh. .false start. . .FALSE START."
"Oh shush. . ."
Once everyone was up and going, Kagome stalked over to her backpack.
"We could use some cleaning in here. I hate all this dust!"
She lifted up a battery-powered vacuum cleaner. Shippo immediately got curious.
"Oooh, whaddat Kagome?"
"Just watch Shippo-chan."
She turned on the switch, and it released a boisterous burp and started off. Inu-Yasha shrieked and leaped into Miroku's arms, princess-carrying style.
"AUGH! I HATE men that clutch onto me!!"
He dropped the poor hanyou with a thump. Inu-Yasha whimpered and scampered around in circles. Shippo had the same reaction, and was running around with him. The two collided head to head and repelled each other.
THUNK
THUNK
"Owweeee. . . "
"Oooh. . .*sniff*. .WAAAAAHH!!"
Inu-Yasha staggered up and fell on top on a full-sized Kirara. He still had the power to speak.
"KILL IT KIRARA, KILL IT!!"
Kirara had been pacing around the room a few times, and seemed to be restless. She obeyed his orders and lunged at Kagome, who shrieked.
"KIRARA, NO!!"
Kagome dropped the vacuum cleaner and was now clutching a mammoth kitty- demon in her arms. Her knees seemed to be giving way.
"Urrr.. . heavy. . .hmm? W-What's that smell?"
Sango suddenly blushed.
"Ooh, I should I have known. . ."
"What?"
"Kirara tends to get kinda restless when urrr. . ."
"She gets restless when what, Sango-chan? Hurry, before I die holding this thing! My, she's quite a bowling ball butt isn't she? Did you feed her concrete for breakfast?"
"What's concrete, Kagome-chan?"
"Wait, forget that. Tell me what happens when she gets restless!!"
"Well. . .she tends to get restless when she's in desperate need of a kitty litter. . ."
Sango turned her back to Kagome in embarrassment. There was a long silence.
"So you're saying. . ."
"Kirara went poddy on Kagome-sama?"
Sango blushed even redder and nodded. There was suddenly an explosion. Kirara suddenly went soaring into the wall, Kagome screaming behind.
"CAT PEE!! I HAVE CAT PEE ON MY CLOTHES!!"
The floor began to rumble.
"W-What's going on?"
Shippo went to the window and hollered.
"I see something! Something's heading at top speed!!"
Shippo suddenly fell over and landed with a thump onto the floor, from the over flow of rice crackers perpetually flowing from the small window. Inu- Yasha went wild.
"CRACKESR!! CRACKERS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!"
He dove for them, one by one. Soon enough, the ocean of rice crackers was up to their heads, and there were literally swimming through it. Inu-Yasha rejoiced by himself, throwing handfuls of crackers in the air like confetti.
"CRACKERS!! WHEEEE, CRACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly, a whisp of boa flew in, and above their heads floated Sesshomaru. Inu-Yasha's private rejoicing frenzy suddenly turned into a growl.
"SESSHOMARU!!"
Surprisingly, he smiled sweetly at the all of them.
"I TOLD you I'd pay you guys back!"
"Sesshomaru, what trick are you playing on us?"
Miroku shouted up at him.
"There IS NO trick! See for yourselves!"
Inu-Yasha munched into one. He grinned.
"Yummy!"
Sesshomaru turned back to Miroku.
"See? What did I tell ya?"
"Sesshy, aren't you feeling a bit perky today?"
Sesshy flicked his hair away from his face.
"Ah, it seems you have noticed Kagome. I just happened to wash and dry my boa today."
He lovingly hugged his boa close to him. A horrendous voice suddenly rang ou.
"SESSHOMARU!!"
"Oh my, I should leave. I'll be back someday."
"Sesshy!"
Sesshy turned to Inu-Yasha, who's eyes were glistening and beaming.
"I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, BELOVED BROTHER!!"
". . indeed. . ."
With that, Sesshy disappeared. Then, along came Naraku in a haste.
"Garr, he's escaped me again! Hmm? What's this?"
Naraku scooped up a handful of crackers and bit into one.
"Hey, not bad for a jerk like him. . .I'll add it to his 'owe Naraku' list."
He withdrew a five-mile long scroll and wrote it down. And with that he disappeared. They could still hear him calling.
"SESSHY!! LIKE I SAID, I GAVE YOU BACK YOUR PUPPY-PRINT BED SHEETS!! NOW GIVE ME BACK MY TEDDY BEAR OR I'LL SUE YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kagome sighed.
"What now? And where's Shippo?"
They called out for him within the ocean of crackers, but they couldn't hear a response.
"AUGH!"
"Inu-Yasha! What's wrong?!"
"Something bit me!!"
Shippo poked up his head.
"Ugh, worst cracker I've ever tasted. I could've sworn they didn't use enough soysauce. . ."
"Why you little. . ."
"WAAUGH!! WHAT DID I DO?!!"
The rest chuckled at the two. As for the crackers, what now?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
^-^. . . .well? What do you think? If I don't get reviews, I'm stoppin' people! Alright? I'm rather fond of the combination of Sesshy and puppy- print. Weird, but kinda cute. Anyway, R+R!!