Disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi (and Viz) owns Inu-Yasha. I'm PRETTY sure
that you all know that I don't own it by now, right? Sigh And yet I
continue writing it. ..
A/N: Hi everyone! Again, long time no write! It's finally nearing to the end of the school year, and some mean teachers are cramming for preparing the stupid finals. AUGH! But that ain't gonna stop me from writing, so chins up everyone! ^-^ Of course, I don't have as many fans as the other stories, but I'll keep writing for my fine reviewers! Anyone who's reading, R+R!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Sesshy, plllleeeaaaassseee??"
"No."
"why?"
"BECAUSE."
"Because WHAT?!"
"BECAUSE."
"JERK!!"
"You call me a jerk?"
"You deaf?"
"NOW you call me deaf?"
"IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!"
Kagome pouted and turned her back to Sesshy. He was just paying another visit.
"I don't understand WHY you won't go to my world just for THREE seconds to go and fetch JUST A FEW THINGS for me!!"
"YOU ACTUALLY THINK I'D DO IT?!!!"
"I WAS PRETTY SURE YOU'D DO IT IF I OFFERED A FREE FACIAL!!!!!"
"JERK!! I'M NOT THAT. . .THAT. . .FEMININE!!!!!!!!"
The rest of the gang had weird looks.
Sango: What in the seven demons is a manicure? Some sort of food?
Miroku: Such oddness. . .is it even meant to be pleasurable?
Inu-Yasha: Heck, whatever it is, if it's edible, I'll eat it. . .
"Sesshy, you'd LOVE a facial!!"
"NO I WOULDN'T, WHATEVER IT IS!!!"
"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT IF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS?!!!"
"I DON'T CARE!!! I REFUSE TO PLAY FETCH FOR A MORTAL!!!!"
"I'M NOT A MORTAL!! Actually, I am. . . BUT I CAN SEE SHARDS!! HA! NOW YOU SEE I'M NOT NORMAL YOU IGNORANT MUTT!! I'M. NOT. NORMAL!!!!!"
Sesshy pouted and hugged his boa. Seeing shards was a talent HE didn't have. . .
". . .WHAT exactly is it that you want me to get?"
She smiled triumphantly.
"A few of my books, pencils, pens, clothes, boombox, CDs. . ."
"Can we say ENOUGH?"
"Oh shut up. . ."
"Look, I'm expecting a reward, got it?"
She grinned at him.
"I know."
So then after. . . .
Sesshy felt his feet touch the hard ground on the other world.
"Hmph. Why in the world am I doing this?"
He looked up the well. It was PRETTY high. . .
"Now what? How to get OUT?"
He began to climb the tiny ladder along the wall, but all his dang armor and boa thumped him down to the ground again. HE mumbled curses at all the hells and began climbing again.
" huff huff . . .Stupid. . .long. . .ladder!!"
THUMP
"Damn it!!!"
For the third time, he attempted climbing the dinky thing along the wall.
"*huff*. . .last. . .step. .!!!"
"Mreeeooowww??"
"Damn, I'm on the verge of taking the LAST step, and NOW I find out there's a COW in this stupid well!!"
Some sort of large ball of fur came suddenly lunging at Sesshy's face and landed on it. Sesshy nearly choked himself to death. The big ball of furry lard was filling his whole face, thus not letting any air pass through.
"MMMMPPPHH!!"
THUMP
"CURSESSSS!!!!!!"
He rubbed his sore head and turned around to face his antagonist.
"Mrreeoowww?"
"You failed my mission!! You'll pay!!"
Sesshy lunged at the furry thing. It yawned and walked aside, causing Sesshy to knock himself nearly senseless into the wall. He left an imprint in the concrete.
"AAUUGHH! You drive me NUTS!! Fight like a true demon you COWARD!!"
Suddenly, Sesshy peered closer at the thing. It. . .it was. .. BLUSHING?!!! WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS IS THIS STUPID THING THINKING????!!!"
"Mmrrreeeooowww!!"
The ball of lard suddenly jumped high in the air, and Sesshy followed its path with its eyes. Sweet mother of ogres, it was going to land on him. . . . or not. . . . but wait. . .it was going for. . . THE BOA!!!! NOOOOO!!!!
Sesshy ran around in tiny circles in the bottom of the well. The thing finally landed directly on the tail of his boa, thus clutching at it tightly with its claws.
"AUGH!! NONONONO, MY BABY!! MY PRECIOUS BABY!!!!!"
Sesshy ran around senseless, swinging his precious boa in circles with his antagonist swinging at one end. It had a happy look on its face, looking as if drunk with joy.
"Mrrreeeooww!!"
"STOPIT!! AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!"
"Grandpa!! I think Buyo's in a cat fight!!"
Sesshy suddenly heard voices above him.
"Aauuggh, let 'im go sonny. It'll pass. Once he cools off he'll be a sedentary ball of lard again."
"Right. Can we go to the park?"
"Sure thing sonny. Finish all your homework?"
"Yep!"
The voices went away. The fight proceeded. The thing was now glaring at him from the floor with gleaming eyes.
"Mrreeeooowwww!!"
"GET AWAY!!"
Sesshy suddenly found himself riding up the wall, with the fat thing hard at his heels. How can this stupid thing run so fast without bouncing on all that blubber, gosh dang it?!
Sesshy hadn't been so scared in all his life. The life of his precious boa was in his hands now. He scrambled out the well, and ran head on into the walls of the temple. He turned around and pinned his back to the wall, only to find his antagonist charging at him with the most 'I'm drunk' expression known to man.
"YEEEAAUUGGHH!!!!"
Suddenly, the wall behind him collapsed and he fell backwards. He scrambled up from the dust heap and ran inside. The first thing he saw was a giant, white box with a door handle.
"Good, a door!!"
He ran up to it and threw open the door, only to find several racks inside with weird things lined up. He saw the gleaming eyes coming at him again, so he picked up anything at hand and chucked it in its direction.
Ham thunk
Milk carton crash
Butter roll whap
Cabbage whang
"I can't take it anymore!! Hmm?"
Sesshy suddenly found the little round, brown discs with little dark brown dots on it rather appealing. He shoved one in his mouth and ran for his life.
"Mmmm. . .this is good…!"
He ran into Kagome's room, fetching up a purse and outstretching his arm. With that arm, he scooped up anything within reach. Making a whole bunch of clinking sounds, he shoved it all in the purse and ran into the bathroom. He repeated the process, knocking over the vase of roses and stuffing the air freshener along with all his junk. (Throughout all this, remember he's holding a handful of 'brown-discs-with-dark-brown-dots-in- them', so you've GOTTA give him credit!!) With that he ran back to the first room. There, stood a woman with short, black, and curly hair. She had a startled expression on her face, while holding the stupid antagonist in her arms.
"May I help you?"
Since his mouth was full, he couldn't say anything. He simply shook his head and ran outside. Seconds later, he came running back in to fetch up a packet of ramen. He bowed to the lady pointlessly and scampered out again. Buyo looked sadly out at the retreating figure with his beloved trail of fluff flying out behind him.
"Sesshy!! You're back!!"
He looked awful. His armor was broken in certain areas, his kimono was torn, his hair looked like it had gotten caught in the blender, etc.
"*huff* huff. . .I'm. .NOT. . .*huff* going to go on errands. . .*huff* for you. . .EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!"
She looked up innocently at him. She took the purse from him, in which was in a equally awful state as Sesshy was, and she sat down. She began spreading out her belongings.
"I'm off! I WON'T BE BACK FOR LONG!!!"
With that, he disappeared. Within seconds, he was back.
"By the way, those round disc-thingys were good."
"Huh? You mean. . .YOU ATE THE LAST OF THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?!!! ANSWER MEEE!!"
But he was already gone.
"He ate them all. . .curse him. . ."
She withdrew all that was inside; two tank tops, a pencil, a sheet of loose-leaf paper, five pens, her quilt that was on her bed, a bra (don't ask), two bottles of perfume, mascara, lipstick, air freshener, a piece of a broken vase, a slice of ham, cookie crumbs, a toothbrush, and. . .
"PADS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone jolted up.
"PADDDDSS????!!! SWEET MOTHER OF DEMONS, WHAT WAS HE THINKING??!! GOING INTO MY PERSONAL THINGS LIKE THAT?!!!"
Thus the day ended. .. .
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^-^ Hahahaha, I had soooo much fun with this chapter!! I personally LOVE Sesshomaru, since he's such a cool character. I personally think he's not so much of a bad guy. Hehehehehe, R+R!!!!
A/N: Hi everyone! Again, long time no write! It's finally nearing to the end of the school year, and some mean teachers are cramming for preparing the stupid finals. AUGH! But that ain't gonna stop me from writing, so chins up everyone! ^-^ Of course, I don't have as many fans as the other stories, but I'll keep writing for my fine reviewers! Anyone who's reading, R+R!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Sesshy, plllleeeaaaassseee??"
"No."
"why?"
"BECAUSE."
"Because WHAT?!"
"BECAUSE."
"JERK!!"
"You call me a jerk?"
"You deaf?"
"NOW you call me deaf?"
"IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!"
Kagome pouted and turned her back to Sesshy. He was just paying another visit.
"I don't understand WHY you won't go to my world just for THREE seconds to go and fetch JUST A FEW THINGS for me!!"
"YOU ACTUALLY THINK I'D DO IT?!!!"
"I WAS PRETTY SURE YOU'D DO IT IF I OFFERED A FREE FACIAL!!!!!"
"JERK!! I'M NOT THAT. . .THAT. . .FEMININE!!!!!!!!"
The rest of the gang had weird looks.
Sango: What in the seven demons is a manicure? Some sort of food?
Miroku: Such oddness. . .is it even meant to be pleasurable?
Inu-Yasha: Heck, whatever it is, if it's edible, I'll eat it. . .
"Sesshy, you'd LOVE a facial!!"
"NO I WOULDN'T, WHATEVER IT IS!!!"
"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT IF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS?!!!"
"I DON'T CARE!!! I REFUSE TO PLAY FETCH FOR A MORTAL!!!!"
"I'M NOT A MORTAL!! Actually, I am. . . BUT I CAN SEE SHARDS!! HA! NOW YOU SEE I'M NOT NORMAL YOU IGNORANT MUTT!! I'M. NOT. NORMAL!!!!!"
Sesshy pouted and hugged his boa. Seeing shards was a talent HE didn't have. . .
". . .WHAT exactly is it that you want me to get?"
She smiled triumphantly.
"A few of my books, pencils, pens, clothes, boombox, CDs. . ."
"Can we say ENOUGH?"
"Oh shut up. . ."
"Look, I'm expecting a reward, got it?"
She grinned at him.
"I know."
So then after. . . .
Sesshy felt his feet touch the hard ground on the other world.
"Hmph. Why in the world am I doing this?"
He looked up the well. It was PRETTY high. . .
"Now what? How to get OUT?"
He began to climb the tiny ladder along the wall, but all his dang armor and boa thumped him down to the ground again. HE mumbled curses at all the hells and began climbing again.
" huff huff . . .Stupid. . .long. . .ladder!!"
THUMP
"Damn it!!!"
For the third time, he attempted climbing the dinky thing along the wall.
"*huff*. . .last. . .step. .!!!"
"Mreeeooowww??"
"Damn, I'm on the verge of taking the LAST step, and NOW I find out there's a COW in this stupid well!!"
Some sort of large ball of fur came suddenly lunging at Sesshy's face and landed on it. Sesshy nearly choked himself to death. The big ball of furry lard was filling his whole face, thus not letting any air pass through.
"MMMMPPPHH!!"
THUMP
"CURSESSSS!!!!!!"
He rubbed his sore head and turned around to face his antagonist.
"Mrreeoowww?"
"You failed my mission!! You'll pay!!"
Sesshy lunged at the furry thing. It yawned and walked aside, causing Sesshy to knock himself nearly senseless into the wall. He left an imprint in the concrete.
"AAUUGHH! You drive me NUTS!! Fight like a true demon you COWARD!!"
Suddenly, Sesshy peered closer at the thing. It. . .it was. .. BLUSHING?!!! WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS IS THIS STUPID THING THINKING????!!!"
"Mmrrreeeooowww!!"
The ball of lard suddenly jumped high in the air, and Sesshy followed its path with its eyes. Sweet mother of ogres, it was going to land on him. . . . or not. . . . but wait. . .it was going for. . . THE BOA!!!! NOOOOO!!!!
Sesshy ran around in tiny circles in the bottom of the well. The thing finally landed directly on the tail of his boa, thus clutching at it tightly with its claws.
"AUGH!! NONONONO, MY BABY!! MY PRECIOUS BABY!!!!!"
Sesshy ran around senseless, swinging his precious boa in circles with his antagonist swinging at one end. It had a happy look on its face, looking as if drunk with joy.
"Mrrreeeooww!!"
"STOPIT!! AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!"
"Grandpa!! I think Buyo's in a cat fight!!"
Sesshy suddenly heard voices above him.
"Aauuggh, let 'im go sonny. It'll pass. Once he cools off he'll be a sedentary ball of lard again."
"Right. Can we go to the park?"
"Sure thing sonny. Finish all your homework?"
"Yep!"
The voices went away. The fight proceeded. The thing was now glaring at him from the floor with gleaming eyes.
"Mrreeeooowwww!!"
"GET AWAY!!"
Sesshy suddenly found himself riding up the wall, with the fat thing hard at his heels. How can this stupid thing run so fast without bouncing on all that blubber, gosh dang it?!
Sesshy hadn't been so scared in all his life. The life of his precious boa was in his hands now. He scrambled out the well, and ran head on into the walls of the temple. He turned around and pinned his back to the wall, only to find his antagonist charging at him with the most 'I'm drunk' expression known to man.
"YEEEAAUUGGHH!!!!"
Suddenly, the wall behind him collapsed and he fell backwards. He scrambled up from the dust heap and ran inside. The first thing he saw was a giant, white box with a door handle.
"Good, a door!!"
He ran up to it and threw open the door, only to find several racks inside with weird things lined up. He saw the gleaming eyes coming at him again, so he picked up anything at hand and chucked it in its direction.
Ham thunk
Milk carton crash
Butter roll whap
Cabbage whang
"I can't take it anymore!! Hmm?"
Sesshy suddenly found the little round, brown discs with little dark brown dots on it rather appealing. He shoved one in his mouth and ran for his life.
"Mmmm. . .this is good…!"
He ran into Kagome's room, fetching up a purse and outstretching his arm. With that arm, he scooped up anything within reach. Making a whole bunch of clinking sounds, he shoved it all in the purse and ran into the bathroom. He repeated the process, knocking over the vase of roses and stuffing the air freshener along with all his junk. (Throughout all this, remember he's holding a handful of 'brown-discs-with-dark-brown-dots-in- them', so you've GOTTA give him credit!!) With that he ran back to the first room. There, stood a woman with short, black, and curly hair. She had a startled expression on her face, while holding the stupid antagonist in her arms.
"May I help you?"
Since his mouth was full, he couldn't say anything. He simply shook his head and ran outside. Seconds later, he came running back in to fetch up a packet of ramen. He bowed to the lady pointlessly and scampered out again. Buyo looked sadly out at the retreating figure with his beloved trail of fluff flying out behind him.
"Sesshy!! You're back!!"
He looked awful. His armor was broken in certain areas, his kimono was torn, his hair looked like it had gotten caught in the blender, etc.
"*huff* huff. . .I'm. .NOT. . .*huff* going to go on errands. . .*huff* for you. . .EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!"
She looked up innocently at him. She took the purse from him, in which was in a equally awful state as Sesshy was, and she sat down. She began spreading out her belongings.
"I'm off! I WON'T BE BACK FOR LONG!!!"
With that, he disappeared. Within seconds, he was back.
"By the way, those round disc-thingys were good."
"Huh? You mean. . .YOU ATE THE LAST OF THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?!!! ANSWER MEEE!!"
But he was already gone.
"He ate them all. . .curse him. . ."
She withdrew all that was inside; two tank tops, a pencil, a sheet of loose-leaf paper, five pens, her quilt that was on her bed, a bra (don't ask), two bottles of perfume, mascara, lipstick, air freshener, a piece of a broken vase, a slice of ham, cookie crumbs, a toothbrush, and. . .
"PADS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone jolted up.
"PADDDDSS????!!! SWEET MOTHER OF DEMONS, WHAT WAS HE THINKING??!! GOING INTO MY PERSONAL THINGS LIKE THAT?!!!"
Thus the day ended. .. .
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^-^ Hahahaha, I had soooo much fun with this chapter!! I personally LOVE Sesshomaru, since he's such a cool character. I personally think he's not so much of a bad guy. Hehehehehe, R+R!!!!