Disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi owns Inu-Yasha. No suing blahblahblahblah….
A/N: Hihi! Another beautiful Sunday morning! And I'm hyper! (Well, I WAS until my computer froze and I had to retype the stupid disclaimer and A/N again…'') Thank you to all reviewers for reading! I'm pleased that you enjoyed the previous chap. ^-^ Alrighty then, hope you like the next! Wish me luck, and R+R!!
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"Inu-yashaaaaa…"
Inu-Yasha grumbled.
"What?"
"…you stink…"
"Oh, THANKS."
"No, literally. YOU SMELL LIKE HORSE DUNG."
Inu-Yasha looked at Kagome irritably.
"No need to get my attention to say that you ignorant mortal…"
"HEY!"
He smirked. Score one.
"You got that term from Sesshy didn't you? My my, siblings and their similarities…"
"I have NO similarities to that freak!"
"Suuurreee…"
"Just shut up, Kagome…"
She suddenly stood up.
"I think I should get you fixed up before dinner, Inu-Yasha. You're going to be my project."
Inu-Yasha suddenly had images of pink ribbons, scrubbing utensils, bobby pins, cologne, and bathtubs. He shrieked and ran into Miroku's arms (princess-style) for what, the third time now? Miroku sighed.
"Ah, my personality! I'm so loved… I'm everybody's best friend-"
Inu-Yasha punched him across the face and had him dropped. Miroku made an imprint in the wooden wall.
"YOU WISH!!"
Miroku twitched madly in the wall. Sango went to help him. And while Inu- Yasha was laughing at how she was trying to peel Miroku's face from the giant dent he made, he suddenly felt himself being pulled backwards by the scruff of his neck. No…no, it can't be!!
"I've got you now, you smelly mutt. I guess Kaede was right when she called you that."
She tossed him into a vat of perfumed water (which all she did was get water from the well and dump her bottle of perfume that Sesshy fetched for her the other day in with it…) and fetched up two brushes. Inu-Yasha meanwhile was two seconds away from dying.
"Air…air…must have air!!!!"
"Shut UP will you? You should be happy that it smells like ME!!"
Inu-Yasha stopped dead in his tracks. THIS is Kagome's scent? He sniffed the water. He suddenly fell silent for the rest of the time.
He finally came out of the vat drenched in perfume.
"Awwies, my puppy smells pretty now!! He smells like me!!"
Kagome grinned at him as she took up the battery-powered hair dryer. He glared at her.
"Ever since WHEN was I branded?"
"Since the time Kaede put that necklace on you that makes you sit when I say-"
"NONO, DON'T SAY IT!"
"-osuwari."
THUNK.
"Great, now I made the FLOOR wet."
"Yaaaa, you DID Inu-Yasha!"
Shippo was sliding around on his paws having the time of his life. Kirara joined him shortly after.
"Why don't you go play with THEM Kagome?"
"Because you SMELL. Now get over here while I dry you up. Hey, Sango- chan?"
Sango turned around from her work. She was still struggling to get Miroku's face out of the wall. She had managed to pry off the rest of his body.
"Yes, Kagome-chan?"
"Do you think you can help me with this?"
She held up a toothbrush and a tube of toothpaste.
"Sure!"
Sango had already been taught how to use the toothbrush, so she figured it should be easy. Hey, she WAS a demon-slayer after all….
"Open wide, Inu-Yasha!"
"NOOOO-garrrugth!!"
Sango had accidentally shoved the wrong end of the toothbrush (the end without the bristles) and stuffed it up the wrong spot.
"Nono, Sango-chan, you put it in his MOUTH."
"Oh yeah!"
She pulled the toothbrush out of poor Inu-Yasha's nostril and shoved the CORRECT end in his mouth. She brushed around a while, and realized she wasn't using any toothpaste. She grabbed the tube and hung his jaw open. She squeezed the tube a bit TOO tightly and a whole glob of strawberry- flavored toothpaste went gushing into his mouth.
"GYAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
Toothpaste flew everywhere with that scream.
"INU-YASHA!! OSUWARI!!"
Inu-Yasha sat back down with a thump and Sango proceeded brushing. Kagome took up her hair brush and began stroking his hair with it.
"Arrrr, all these knots Inu-Yasha! You ought to take care of it more!"
Inu-Yasha's painful shrieks were muffled by the toothpaste, and now it was blocking his air tunnel.
"Agggarrrrttthh!!!!!!"
"Hmmm? What is it Inu-Yasha?"
"AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHRRTTHTHTTHHH!!!"
"Speak out! I can't hear you!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTTHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
He collapsed to the ground, thrashing toothpaste all over and sprawling out. Shippo and Kirara shuddered and went to hide in the corner. Kagome finally realized what was happening.
"GOOD GRAVY, HE'S CHOKING!! AARRR, CPR! CPR!! HE'S GONNA DIEEEE!!!"
Sango didn't have a CLUE what was going on, and she didn't know what the HECK CPR was, so she just sat there. She watched intently as Kagome rinsed out Inu-Yasha's mouth and she peered inside.
"The toothpaste's clogging his air tunnel! I've gotta do something!"
She bent over, and Sango inched closer to see what she was about to do. She too, bent over for a closer look. Miroku had finally managed to pry his face off the wall by himself and was about to turn around and show Sango his victory when he saw both women bending over Inu-Yasha's head while he was collapsed on the floor. He twitched.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
Miroku went charging at Inu-Yasha and stepped on his chest full force. Inu- Yasha's eyes flew open and a jot of pink toothpaste went soaring out of his mouth into Miroku's face hovering above him. A long, deadly pause went by. Inu-Yasha coughed.
"..*cough*…oooggghh…pink…gooey stuff…not..good..*cough*"
Kagome sighed with relief.
"Inu-Yasha, are you ok?"
She held his hand. She could feel his temperature rising as she did so. He didn't respond. She brushed away the bangs from his face, and gazed into the gold eyes.
"I hope clean-up won't be as bad when you grow older, Inu-Yasha. What would your kids say if they saw you?"
Inu-Yasha stared back at her face. He sighed.
Inu-Yasha's thoughts: Kids, eh? Well, if they did saw me I'd…wait, KIDS? WHAT KIDS?
He jolted up in a sitting position and stared at her with a different look.
"Wait, WHAT kids?"
"Im just saying IF you have kids, Inu-Yasha."
He looked around at Shippo in the corner, who was now sleeping.
"One Shippo is enough. I don't want any kids…."
"You never know 'till you mate Inu-Yasha. But let's change the subject now, shall we?"
"Keh."
Kagome opened her mouth to say something when-
"SANGO!! HOW COULD YOU?!!!"
"How could I WHAT?"
"CHEAT ON ME!! HOW COULD YOU CHOOSE HIM OVER ME?!!"
"WHAT IN THE SEVEN DEMONS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
"WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING WITH INU-YASHA?!!!!"
A long silence went by.
"Miroku…."
Sango spun around to look at Inu-Yasha and Kagome. They appeared to be busy convincing Shippo to help with the clean up in the corner. She turned around to look at Miroku again. She leaned closer and planted a small kiss on his forehead. She blushed as she withdrew. Miroku had a look of pure shock on his face, as if that small kiss had electrocuted him with a thunderbolt.
"I wouldn't choose anyone but you, you freak."
She put her hands on his shoulders. She suddenly began shaking him violently.
"SO STOP GETTING PARANOID!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Miroku smiled down at her, and gave her a small hug. She lightly blushed, and he walked away to help out wiping up the scattered toothpaste.
Later…..
"Kagome-chan, what's CPR?"
"Hmm? Well, Sango-chan…"
Kagome had a look as if the explanation was going to take a decade.
"It's when somebody collapses, and you do a process to help them until someone with more experience can come help them."
Sango nodded.
"Can you teach me?"
"Well…."
Kagome looked around the room.
"In my world, we use dolls to practice. But because we don't HAVE anything at the moment….Inu-Yasha, OSUWARI!!"
"WAAUGH!"
THUNK.
Kagome held up the toothpaste with a deadly look.
"Come here, puppy."
Sango grabbed another tube and stepped up to Miroku.
"You're going to be my doll."
She gripped the scruff of his robe and pinned him to the floor.
"Now, say 'AH'!!!!!!!!!"
"NO!! SANGO, PLEASE!! NOOOOOO!!!! INU-YASHA!!"
But Inu-Yasha was in situation likewise.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Shippo and Kirara watched the spectacle with pure enjoyment. Both men were choked by now.
"Now, Sango-chan, you jump on the chest!"
"Ok, ready, set-"
THUMP, THUMP
"YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Aah, this brings back elementary school memories…CPR classes… *snicker* I hope you liked it! R+R!! ^-^
A/N: Hihi! Another beautiful Sunday morning! And I'm hyper! (Well, I WAS until my computer froze and I had to retype the stupid disclaimer and A/N again…'') Thank you to all reviewers for reading! I'm pleased that you enjoyed the previous chap. ^-^ Alrighty then, hope you like the next! Wish me luck, and R+R!!
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"Inu-yashaaaaa…"
Inu-Yasha grumbled.
"What?"
"…you stink…"
"Oh, THANKS."
"No, literally. YOU SMELL LIKE HORSE DUNG."
Inu-Yasha looked at Kagome irritably.
"No need to get my attention to say that you ignorant mortal…"
"HEY!"
He smirked. Score one.
"You got that term from Sesshy didn't you? My my, siblings and their similarities…"
"I have NO similarities to that freak!"
"Suuurreee…"
"Just shut up, Kagome…"
She suddenly stood up.
"I think I should get you fixed up before dinner, Inu-Yasha. You're going to be my project."
Inu-Yasha suddenly had images of pink ribbons, scrubbing utensils, bobby pins, cologne, and bathtubs. He shrieked and ran into Miroku's arms (princess-style) for what, the third time now? Miroku sighed.
"Ah, my personality! I'm so loved… I'm everybody's best friend-"
Inu-Yasha punched him across the face and had him dropped. Miroku made an imprint in the wooden wall.
"YOU WISH!!"
Miroku twitched madly in the wall. Sango went to help him. And while Inu- Yasha was laughing at how she was trying to peel Miroku's face from the giant dent he made, he suddenly felt himself being pulled backwards by the scruff of his neck. No…no, it can't be!!
"I've got you now, you smelly mutt. I guess Kaede was right when she called you that."
She tossed him into a vat of perfumed water (which all she did was get water from the well and dump her bottle of perfume that Sesshy fetched for her the other day in with it…) and fetched up two brushes. Inu-Yasha meanwhile was two seconds away from dying.
"Air…air…must have air!!!!"
"Shut UP will you? You should be happy that it smells like ME!!"
Inu-Yasha stopped dead in his tracks. THIS is Kagome's scent? He sniffed the water. He suddenly fell silent for the rest of the time.
He finally came out of the vat drenched in perfume.
"Awwies, my puppy smells pretty now!! He smells like me!!"
Kagome grinned at him as she took up the battery-powered hair dryer. He glared at her.
"Ever since WHEN was I branded?"
"Since the time Kaede put that necklace on you that makes you sit when I say-"
"NONO, DON'T SAY IT!"
"-osuwari."
THUNK.
"Great, now I made the FLOOR wet."
"Yaaaa, you DID Inu-Yasha!"
Shippo was sliding around on his paws having the time of his life. Kirara joined him shortly after.
"Why don't you go play with THEM Kagome?"
"Because you SMELL. Now get over here while I dry you up. Hey, Sango- chan?"
Sango turned around from her work. She was still struggling to get Miroku's face out of the wall. She had managed to pry off the rest of his body.
"Yes, Kagome-chan?"
"Do you think you can help me with this?"
She held up a toothbrush and a tube of toothpaste.
"Sure!"
Sango had already been taught how to use the toothbrush, so she figured it should be easy. Hey, she WAS a demon-slayer after all….
"Open wide, Inu-Yasha!"
"NOOOO-garrrugth!!"
Sango had accidentally shoved the wrong end of the toothbrush (the end without the bristles) and stuffed it up the wrong spot.
"Nono, Sango-chan, you put it in his MOUTH."
"Oh yeah!"
She pulled the toothbrush out of poor Inu-Yasha's nostril and shoved the CORRECT end in his mouth. She brushed around a while, and realized she wasn't using any toothpaste. She grabbed the tube and hung his jaw open. She squeezed the tube a bit TOO tightly and a whole glob of strawberry- flavored toothpaste went gushing into his mouth.
"GYAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
Toothpaste flew everywhere with that scream.
"INU-YASHA!! OSUWARI!!"
Inu-Yasha sat back down with a thump and Sango proceeded brushing. Kagome took up her hair brush and began stroking his hair with it.
"Arrrr, all these knots Inu-Yasha! You ought to take care of it more!"
Inu-Yasha's painful shrieks were muffled by the toothpaste, and now it was blocking his air tunnel.
"Agggarrrrttthh!!!!!!"
"Hmmm? What is it Inu-Yasha?"
"AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHRRTTHTHTTHHH!!!"
"Speak out! I can't hear you!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTTHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
He collapsed to the ground, thrashing toothpaste all over and sprawling out. Shippo and Kirara shuddered and went to hide in the corner. Kagome finally realized what was happening.
"GOOD GRAVY, HE'S CHOKING!! AARRR, CPR! CPR!! HE'S GONNA DIEEEE!!!"
Sango didn't have a CLUE what was going on, and she didn't know what the HECK CPR was, so she just sat there. She watched intently as Kagome rinsed out Inu-Yasha's mouth and she peered inside.
"The toothpaste's clogging his air tunnel! I've gotta do something!"
She bent over, and Sango inched closer to see what she was about to do. She too, bent over for a closer look. Miroku had finally managed to pry his face off the wall by himself and was about to turn around and show Sango his victory when he saw both women bending over Inu-Yasha's head while he was collapsed on the floor. He twitched.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
Miroku went charging at Inu-Yasha and stepped on his chest full force. Inu- Yasha's eyes flew open and a jot of pink toothpaste went soaring out of his mouth into Miroku's face hovering above him. A long, deadly pause went by. Inu-Yasha coughed.
"..*cough*…oooggghh…pink…gooey stuff…not..good..*cough*"
Kagome sighed with relief.
"Inu-Yasha, are you ok?"
She held his hand. She could feel his temperature rising as she did so. He didn't respond. She brushed away the bangs from his face, and gazed into the gold eyes.
"I hope clean-up won't be as bad when you grow older, Inu-Yasha. What would your kids say if they saw you?"
Inu-Yasha stared back at her face. He sighed.
Inu-Yasha's thoughts: Kids, eh? Well, if they did saw me I'd…wait, KIDS? WHAT KIDS?
He jolted up in a sitting position and stared at her with a different look.
"Wait, WHAT kids?"
"Im just saying IF you have kids, Inu-Yasha."
He looked around at Shippo in the corner, who was now sleeping.
"One Shippo is enough. I don't want any kids…."
"You never know 'till you mate Inu-Yasha. But let's change the subject now, shall we?"
"Keh."
Kagome opened her mouth to say something when-
"SANGO!! HOW COULD YOU?!!!"
"How could I WHAT?"
"CHEAT ON ME!! HOW COULD YOU CHOOSE HIM OVER ME?!!"
"WHAT IN THE SEVEN DEMONS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
"WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING WITH INU-YASHA?!!!!"
A long silence went by.
"Miroku…."
Sango spun around to look at Inu-Yasha and Kagome. They appeared to be busy convincing Shippo to help with the clean up in the corner. She turned around to look at Miroku again. She leaned closer and planted a small kiss on his forehead. She blushed as she withdrew. Miroku had a look of pure shock on his face, as if that small kiss had electrocuted him with a thunderbolt.
"I wouldn't choose anyone but you, you freak."
She put her hands on his shoulders. She suddenly began shaking him violently.
"SO STOP GETTING PARANOID!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Miroku smiled down at her, and gave her a small hug. She lightly blushed, and he walked away to help out wiping up the scattered toothpaste.
Later…..
"Kagome-chan, what's CPR?"
"Hmm? Well, Sango-chan…"
Kagome had a look as if the explanation was going to take a decade.
"It's when somebody collapses, and you do a process to help them until someone with more experience can come help them."
Sango nodded.
"Can you teach me?"
"Well…."
Kagome looked around the room.
"In my world, we use dolls to practice. But because we don't HAVE anything at the moment….Inu-Yasha, OSUWARI!!"
"WAAUGH!"
THUNK.
Kagome held up the toothpaste with a deadly look.
"Come here, puppy."
Sango grabbed another tube and stepped up to Miroku.
"You're going to be my doll."
She gripped the scruff of his robe and pinned him to the floor.
"Now, say 'AH'!!!!!!!!!"
"NO!! SANGO, PLEASE!! NOOOOOO!!!! INU-YASHA!!"
But Inu-Yasha was in situation likewise.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Shippo and Kirara watched the spectacle with pure enjoyment. Both men were choked by now.
"Now, Sango-chan, you jump on the chest!"
"Ok, ready, set-"
THUMP, THUMP
"YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Aah, this brings back elementary school memories…CPR classes… *snicker* I hope you liked it! R+R!! ^-^