Disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi owns all of Inu-Yasha and its characters.
A/N: Yay! Fanfiction.net ain't down anymore! Wheeee! Time to write again! And thank you to all those new reviewers! And as an extra, here's a few shout outs:
Noodals/Momodals: Momodals all the way, dude! Whee!!
Chibiukyo: Thanks for the support, mah sistah!! 'luv your ideas!
Ardicana: Thanks for all the reviews and encouragement! Fans like you are AWESOME!
All you friends on the islands of paradise: I love you all! I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!
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"Inu-Yasha, where are the rest of my potato chips?"
Inu-Yasha looked up from the packet of ramen Sesshomaru had brought him. The crunchy noises subsided. He shrugged. He innocently pointed at his stomach. Kagome sighed.
"Demon number one eats all of my chocolate chip cookies, hanyou number one eats all my potato chips…"
Inu-Yasha grumbled from the corner. Kagome halted for a second.
"Chocolate? I wonder…..Sesshy…."
"UUULLAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sesshomaru came barging in from the ceiling, not bothering to do his spectacular landing with the wisp of the boa and all. His face left an imprint in the floor, thus a crater was born. Inu-Yasha prodded him with his finger.
"Yo Sesshy, you dead yet?"
Inu-Yasha received a fist in the kisser from the sedentary body of the dog demon.
"Urrgghhh….."
Kagome rushed to his side.
"Sesshy, what's wrong?"
"Uaaarrrgghh….."
She turned him over. He looked like a mere fish with his skin looking green…;;
"Sesshy? I thought so…."
Inu-Yasha grumbled.
"What happened to him?"
"He ate chocolate…."
"Whaddat?"
Kagome looked a bit irritated.
"It's made out of this certain nut, Inu-Yasha."
"Nuts? But he IS a nut."
"Nono, LITERALLY. CHOCOLATE IS MADE OUT OF NUTS."
"Oh……. But he still IS a nut! His brain's the size of a lima bean!"
"Lima beans aren't nuts, Inu-Yasha."
"WHATEVER! DO SOMETHING WITH HIM!!"
Kagome rummaged around her pack, looking for anything useful. It seemed like the air tank was the only option at the moment. Right then, Myooga came jumping in.
"Inu-Yasha-sama! There's something terribly wrong!!"
"Myooga-jijii? What's that?"
"LOOK!"
The group looked, and gasped. The tetsuseiga, Sesshy's sword who brought the dead to life, was gone!
"But what has THAT got to do with anything?!!"
"Inu-Yasha-sama, there's a deadly secret I must tell you."
"What's that?"
"Well…your brother..he…"
"He?"
"He……."
"HE?"
"He's not full demon….."
GASP
"WHAT?!!"
"It's true."
"Then what blood does he posess on the other side?"
"I fear of telling you, my friends."
"We've gotta know!!!!"
"Then brace yourselves, for he is HALF FELINE!!!!"
pause……
"Then….then…that means….."
Kagome stammered. This couldn't be happening.
"Without the tetsuseiga at his side, his feline blood will boil, and his heart will be conquered immediately by hairballs if YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!"
GASP
"No way!!"
"Yes, it's true."
"What can we do?"
"Well-""
"Mreow?"
The group sat dead still. Could it be?
Sesshomaru was rubbing his head against Kirara, who was in full demon form. He appeared to be purring.
"purrrr….purrrrrrr…."
Inu-Yasha couldn't help it.
"BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! HANYOU-KITTY!!! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Inu-Yasha, this is no time for laughing!"
Sesshy faced Inu-Yasha, and immediately proceeded with a few hissy fits.
"HISsssssssssss………"
"C'mere kitty, and I'll show you what SUMO WRESTLING IS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!"
Sesshy lunged at him, outstretching his nails for a scratch. But suddenly, the nails folded in his hands, and Sesshy landed in Inu-Yasha's arms princess style.
"Puurrrrrrrr……."
Shocked, the hanyou dropped his brother in Kagome's new oden pot, which had been sitting there right in front of him. Sesshy didn't find that pleasant.
"HISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"
"I have no interest in you!! YOU'RE MY BROTHER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!"
"HIIISSSSSSsssssss…..mreow?"
Sesshy resumed to his innocent kitty look and began to lick himself. Inu- Yasha took up his boa, which was cast aside, and held it up in his face.
"Heerreee, kitty kitty kitty…."
"MREOW!!"
Sesshy's cheeks blushed red and it suddenly turned into the 'I'm drunk' expression. He was drunk with joy.
"puurrrrrr…"
He shred his boa to bits, enjoying every part of it. As he rolled around the floor, Inu-Yasha kindled a fire, and slowly lit one end of the boa with flame. He grinned. Kagome was shocked.
"Inu-YASHA! What are you doing??"
"It's called, 'setting up entertainment'."
"No kidding…"
The little flame crawled up the boa, and it was half way up its path when Sesshy saw it.
"Mreow?"
He sniffed it. Then ate it…..
"Mreo-MREOW!!!!"
Sesshy ran around the room on four legs in a frenzy. He knocked himself into Kagome's backpack and the nailpolish remover came out. The bottle opened, and Sesshy tripped on the liquid, thus reaching his mouth on flame. Kagome screamed.
"SESSHY, THAT'S-"
"MRRREEOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Inu-Yasha finished her sentence.
"…flammable?"
Sango called out from all the chaos. She had managed to pin Sesshy to the floor, and he was thrashing under her grasp.
"KAGOME-CHAN!! HOW DO I GIVE CPR TO A PATIENT WHO'S MOUTH'S ON FIRE??!!!!"
"DON'T ASK MEEE!!!"
Then, Kagome saw the worst thing in her life. Sango bent over and did the process. CPR…
"SANGO-CHAN, YOU IDIOT!!!!!"
"KKYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Sango immediately withdrew from Sesshy. Miroku rushed to her side.
"SANGO!!"
Sesshy proceeded with his running again. This time, he collided with Kirara. In her mouth was the tetsuseiga. Everything went silent. Sesshy shook himself, and the normal Sesshy-like expression came back to him. But of course it took some time for him to realize that-
"MAH MOUTH!!!!!!"
And as he bellowed, Kirara sneezed. The air that blew out put the fire out in two seconds.
Kirara: *sniff*
"Bless you, Kirara."
"Myew?"
Thus, it was decided that Sesshy would stay with them for the rest of the month due to his conditions. It would probably be impossible for even little Rin to take care of his 'dental problems'. Kagome had managed to wrap Sesshy's head up like a mummy. It was a sad sight.;;
Thus another day went by…………
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Yes, it was a short chapter. Well, I decided to have more fun with Sesshy, since readers seem to enjoy his acts in this fic. ^^ I'll be sure to make him do more stuff, so no worries. Hope you liked the chap! And also…
For those who know Noodals, (The author of "Turmoil comes in many ways…but in tents?"), we are you doing a joint fic called 'Xagents' and I highly recommend that you at least CHECK IT OUT PLEASEE!!!! That would certainly be lovely. ^^ If you do, reviewing would take it another step farther. ^^ OK? Check it out!!
A/N: Yay! Fanfiction.net ain't down anymore! Wheeee! Time to write again! And thank you to all those new reviewers! And as an extra, here's a few shout outs:
Noodals/Momodals: Momodals all the way, dude! Whee!!
Chibiukyo: Thanks for the support, mah sistah!! 'luv your ideas!
Ardicana: Thanks for all the reviews and encouragement! Fans like you are AWESOME!
All you friends on the islands of paradise: I love you all! I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!
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"Inu-Yasha, where are the rest of my potato chips?"
Inu-Yasha looked up from the packet of ramen Sesshomaru had brought him. The crunchy noises subsided. He shrugged. He innocently pointed at his stomach. Kagome sighed.
"Demon number one eats all of my chocolate chip cookies, hanyou number one eats all my potato chips…"
Inu-Yasha grumbled from the corner. Kagome halted for a second.
"Chocolate? I wonder…..Sesshy…."
"UUULLAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sesshomaru came barging in from the ceiling, not bothering to do his spectacular landing with the wisp of the boa and all. His face left an imprint in the floor, thus a crater was born. Inu-Yasha prodded him with his finger.
"Yo Sesshy, you dead yet?"
Inu-Yasha received a fist in the kisser from the sedentary body of the dog demon.
"Urrgghhh….."
Kagome rushed to his side.
"Sesshy, what's wrong?"
"Uaaarrrgghh….."
She turned him over. He looked like a mere fish with his skin looking green…;;
"Sesshy? I thought so…."
Inu-Yasha grumbled.
"What happened to him?"
"He ate chocolate…."
"Whaddat?"
Kagome looked a bit irritated.
"It's made out of this certain nut, Inu-Yasha."
"Nuts? But he IS a nut."
"Nono, LITERALLY. CHOCOLATE IS MADE OUT OF NUTS."
"Oh……. But he still IS a nut! His brain's the size of a lima bean!"
"Lima beans aren't nuts, Inu-Yasha."
"WHATEVER! DO SOMETHING WITH HIM!!"
Kagome rummaged around her pack, looking for anything useful. It seemed like the air tank was the only option at the moment. Right then, Myooga came jumping in.
"Inu-Yasha-sama! There's something terribly wrong!!"
"Myooga-jijii? What's that?"
"LOOK!"
The group looked, and gasped. The tetsuseiga, Sesshy's sword who brought the dead to life, was gone!
"But what has THAT got to do with anything?!!"
"Inu-Yasha-sama, there's a deadly secret I must tell you."
"What's that?"
"Well…your brother..he…"
"He?"
"He……."
"HE?"
"He's not full demon….."
GASP
"WHAT?!!"
"It's true."
"Then what blood does he posess on the other side?"
"I fear of telling you, my friends."
"We've gotta know!!!!"
"Then brace yourselves, for he is HALF FELINE!!!!"
pause……
"Then….then…that means….."
Kagome stammered. This couldn't be happening.
"Without the tetsuseiga at his side, his feline blood will boil, and his heart will be conquered immediately by hairballs if YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!"
GASP
"No way!!"
"Yes, it's true."
"What can we do?"
"Well-""
"Mreow?"
The group sat dead still. Could it be?
Sesshomaru was rubbing his head against Kirara, who was in full demon form. He appeared to be purring.
"purrrr….purrrrrrr…."
Inu-Yasha couldn't help it.
"BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! HANYOU-KITTY!!! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Inu-Yasha, this is no time for laughing!"
Sesshy faced Inu-Yasha, and immediately proceeded with a few hissy fits.
"HISsssssssssss………"
"C'mere kitty, and I'll show you what SUMO WRESTLING IS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!"
Sesshy lunged at him, outstretching his nails for a scratch. But suddenly, the nails folded in his hands, and Sesshy landed in Inu-Yasha's arms princess style.
"Puurrrrrrrr……."
Shocked, the hanyou dropped his brother in Kagome's new oden pot, which had been sitting there right in front of him. Sesshy didn't find that pleasant.
"HISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"
"I have no interest in you!! YOU'RE MY BROTHER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!"
"HIIISSSSSSsssssss…..mreow?"
Sesshy resumed to his innocent kitty look and began to lick himself. Inu- Yasha took up his boa, which was cast aside, and held it up in his face.
"Heerreee, kitty kitty kitty…."
"MREOW!!"
Sesshy's cheeks blushed red and it suddenly turned into the 'I'm drunk' expression. He was drunk with joy.
"puurrrrrr…"
He shred his boa to bits, enjoying every part of it. As he rolled around the floor, Inu-Yasha kindled a fire, and slowly lit one end of the boa with flame. He grinned. Kagome was shocked.
"Inu-YASHA! What are you doing??"
"It's called, 'setting up entertainment'."
"No kidding…"
The little flame crawled up the boa, and it was half way up its path when Sesshy saw it.
"Mreow?"
He sniffed it. Then ate it…..
"Mreo-MREOW!!!!"
Sesshy ran around the room on four legs in a frenzy. He knocked himself into Kagome's backpack and the nailpolish remover came out. The bottle opened, and Sesshy tripped on the liquid, thus reaching his mouth on flame. Kagome screamed.
"SESSHY, THAT'S-"
"MRRREEOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Inu-Yasha finished her sentence.
"…flammable?"
Sango called out from all the chaos. She had managed to pin Sesshy to the floor, and he was thrashing under her grasp.
"KAGOME-CHAN!! HOW DO I GIVE CPR TO A PATIENT WHO'S MOUTH'S ON FIRE??!!!!"
"DON'T ASK MEEE!!!"
Then, Kagome saw the worst thing in her life. Sango bent over and did the process. CPR…
"SANGO-CHAN, YOU IDIOT!!!!!"
"KKYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Sango immediately withdrew from Sesshy. Miroku rushed to her side.
"SANGO!!"
Sesshy proceeded with his running again. This time, he collided with Kirara. In her mouth was the tetsuseiga. Everything went silent. Sesshy shook himself, and the normal Sesshy-like expression came back to him. But of course it took some time for him to realize that-
"MAH MOUTH!!!!!!"
And as he bellowed, Kirara sneezed. The air that blew out put the fire out in two seconds.
Kirara: *sniff*
"Bless you, Kirara."
"Myew?"
Thus, it was decided that Sesshy would stay with them for the rest of the month due to his conditions. It would probably be impossible for even little Rin to take care of his 'dental problems'. Kagome had managed to wrap Sesshy's head up like a mummy. It was a sad sight.;;
Thus another day went by…………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yes, it was a short chapter. Well, I decided to have more fun with Sesshy, since readers seem to enjoy his acts in this fic. ^^ I'll be sure to make him do more stuff, so no worries. Hope you liked the chap! And also…
For those who know Noodals, (The author of "Turmoil comes in many ways…but in tents?"), we are you doing a joint fic called 'Xagents' and I highly recommend that you at least CHECK IT OUT PLEASEE!!!! That would certainly be lovely. ^^ If you do, reviewing would take it another step farther. ^^ OK? Check it out!!