Disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi is the owner of Inu-Yasha and all of its
characters. I'd hate to be sued…so don't….
A/N: Hello! This is my first fanfic ever! And to think I've gotten all the way up to chapter 14!! *Sigh* Things happen. I'm thinking about ending this fic once I reach 20 chapters, HOWEVER, if you people keep reviewing there's a good chance I will extend it. Shall I continue? Or shall I end this fic forever?? MUAHAHAHAHA, R+R to vote! Which will win??
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"CHICKEN!!!!!!"
The group jolted at Kagome's cry. Inu-Yasha flinched at the word. Ever since the duck incident, he had developed paranoia for anything feathered. He recalled getting himself stuck in the kamado (little cave-like thing to cook rice) trying to hide from Kagome's feather duster. It was quite tragic for him.
"GYYAAA, WHERE?"
"HERE!!"
Kagome held up a squacking chicken.
"PUCK-PUCK-PUCKWAA!!"
"GGGYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Inu-Yasha ran away and crawled up Miroku, consequently clutching at the monk's head while sitting on his shoulders. Miroku sighed.
"Awweee, it's okay puppy! Mr. Chicken won't eat you like Mr. Ducky did, right?"
Miroku pointed a finger at the chicken, and-
"AUGH!!"
The chicken DID bite him. Now poor Miroku was running around the room with a chicken dangling from his finger with Inu-Yasha still clutching at his head like there was no tomorrow while resting on his shoulders. The hanyou's hands were covering the poor monk's eyes.
Miroku: "GYAAAAAAAA!! KILLER CHICKEN!! HELP! CHICKEN! HELP! CHICKEN! HELP!!!!! GYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Inu-Yasha: "STUPID MONK, GET THE CHICKEN AWAY FROM MEE!!"
Miroku: "WELL DON'T JUST SIT THERE!! EAT IT!! KILL IT!! DO SOMETHING!!"
Inu-Yasha: "STOP RUNNING AROUND, I'M GETTING DIZZY!!!!!"
Miroku: "I CAN'T SEE!! I CAN'T SEE!!! YAAAAA!!"
Kagome: "INU-YASHA, OSUWARI!!!"
THAT was a mistake. With Inu-Yasha still clutching at Miroku, he took him down with him, and thus ANOTHER crater was born. The chicken proceeded with pecking at the monk's eyeballs. Sango laughed.
"It's better then having your nose being devoured like last time, eh?"
*Refer to chapter 2 (or was it 3? I forgot…;;)*
"AAAAAAAHHH!!!"
Sango struggled getting the chicken off him. Kagome turned to look at Inu- Yasha and gasped. His eyes were bulging, and his veins were visible. He looked like he had gotten himself to be a psychopath.
"C-C-C-CHICKEN!!!!!!"
"INU-YASHA, NOOOO!!!"
Inu-Yasha lunged into the air, and Kagome shut her eyes. Behind her, she could hear Sango sounding shocked.
"The chicken!! It vanished!!"
Then Miroku's voice was heard.
"It is? Well Inu-Yasha, it looks like-YAAAAAAAHHH!!"
Kagome opened her eyes and turned around. Inu-Yasha came thudding down beside Miroku, who was on the floor. He suddenly grinned.
"PUCK-PUCK-PUCKAWWEE!!"
There was a silence. Inu-Yasha had his hands behind his back, his head cocked forward, and was clucking.
"PUCK-PUCK-PUCKAWWEE!!! PUCK-AWWEEE!!"
Miroku shook himself from his daze and picked Sango up princess-style. (Awwiies!! ^^) He jumped as Inu-Yasha came lunging at them head on, clucking like mad.
"What's happened to him????!!"
"He's being possessed!! Miroku-sama, he's coming again!!"
Again, the monk leapt away. Sango began hollering directions in his ear.
"GO FOR THE WALL!! RUN AT IT!!"
"ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME COMMIT SUICIDE??!!"
"JUST DO IT!!"
Miroku ran at the wall obediently, still carrying Sango in his arms. He was meters away from it now.
"NOW TURN LEFT!!! LEFT YOU IDIOT!! TURN LEEEFFTT!!!!"
"TOO LAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sango jumped out of his arms before they went colliding into the wall, thus adding a new imprint to the ever-growing collection. Sango leapt back down and dragged the monk off the wall. She barely made it before Inu-Yasha came bombarding into them.
"PUCK-AWWEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
WHAM
ANOTHER imprint was made. Sango and Miroku breathed breathlessly on the floor, waiting for the hanyou to relieve himself of his trance. Inu-Yasha slid down to the floor like a sheet of paper glued to the walls with water.
"…puck-awwweee….."
Kagome ran to his side, and checked his pulse.
"He's alive, it's ok."
Sango and Miroku breathed out in relief, and went to the corner to rest. Kagome took Inu-Yasha's head and placed it in her lap. She stroked his hair out of his face delicately with her smooth fingers.
"Inu-Yasha….."
His eyes opened up slowly, revealing their golden shade.
"Kagome…?"
She exhaled. He wasn't possessed!
"Inu-Yasha, do you remember anything?"
"…no…."
"Good. Because I don't think you want to know-"
"INU-YASHA!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHICKEN DANCE??"
Shippo came dancing along to his side. Inu-Yasha's eyes buldged.
"CHICKEN DANCE?!!!!"
"YAA!! YOU GOTTA DO IT AGAIN!! IT'S LIKE THE REMIX OF THE PANTSY ONE!!!"
Inu-Yasha whipped up to look at Kagome.
"OK, WHAT happened?!"
Kagome cuffed her hand over Shippo's mouth and grinned sheepishly.
"NOTHING!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!"
"…you SURE now…?"
"YES!! JUST SLEEP!! YEA, JUST SLEEP!!"
She clutched his ears and pushed them down to her lap. He winced.
"BUT-"
"SLEEP!!"
She knocked his head with a blow and he lay limp, swirly eyed. Kagome slowly placed his head on the floor and went to Sango and Miroku.
"Where's the demon? I don't see where it went after it got out of Inu- Yasha!!"
Right then, she got shivers up her spine. If none of them were possessed, that meant-
"Puckawwee?"
She slowly turned around to face Sesshy.
"GYYAAAA!! MIROKU-SAMA, KILL IT!! KILL IT BEFORE THIS STUPID POSESSED KITTY-HANYOU EATS ME!!!!"
"I-I-I….BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!"
"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR? THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!"
"OF COURSE IT IS!!"
Sesshy ran away waddling, and walked up to the unconscious Inu-Yasha. He pecked at him.
"Puck-awwee?"
"Mmmm?"
Inu-Yasha opened his eyes, to see another pair of golden eyes staring down at him.
"SESSHOMARU!!"
He punched him across the face and he went soaring into the kamado. Inu- Yasha screamed at him.
"WHAT'S UP WITH THE CHICKENS?! IF ANYONE'S GOING TO BE DOING THAT STUPID CHICKEN DANCE, IT'S GONNA BE YOU!!!!!!"
Inu-Yasha grabbed a demon scroll out of Miroku's hand and chucked it at Sesshy's face. The chicken came out of his body, and Sesshy lay limp on the floor.
"PUCK-AWWEEE!! HOW DARE YOU!!"
"GYAA!!"
Inu-Yasha ran behind Kagome.
"TALKING CHICKEN!! I CAN'T STAND TALKING CHICKEN!! GOOD GRIEF, THIS IS WORSE THEN THE STUPID FEATHERDUSTER!! SWEET DEMONS, HELP ME!!"
"Inu-Yasha, IT'S A CHICKEN."
"I DON'T CARE!! IT'S A CHICKEN!! AND IT'S GOING TO EAT ME!!"
Kagome sighed and pulled out a houchou (Japanese cooking knife). She chucked at the chicken, missing by millimeters. It squacked.
"STOP! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!"
A familiar figure came leaping onto Kagome's hand. Myooga….
"I'm sorry there, old people want some fun too you know?"
She slapped him with her other hand, and he lay squished.
Thus it turns out, Myooga had possessed the chicken, who possessed Inu- Yasha AND Sesshomaru. The hanyou was furious.
"YOU BLOODY INSECT!! I'M GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE, IF YOU HAVE ANY!!"
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU MUTT!! I'M GONNA POSESS A WOMAN NEXT TIME IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT!!"
"A WOMAN? Can I have some requests?"
Sango punched him for that. Inu-Yasha wasn't pleased.
"I WANNA SEE YOU TRY!! IF YOU THINK SOME SORT OF FEMALE IS STRONG ENOUGH TO POSESS ME I'LL-"
"Inu-Yasha, OSUWARI."
THUNK.
Myooga laughed.
"I think I have some ideas going on here…."
Kagome glared at him.
"Don't you DARE."
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW MY GIRL!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! FOR A DEMON LIKE ME, 'TIS ALWAYS EASY TO POSESS!! NYAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!"
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*phew*! My, I think I'm draining out of ideas here! That took me QUITE a lot of draining to make it humorous. ^^'' Alright, I could use some reviews!! Shall this fic be ended? Or shall it be extended? R+R to vote!!
A/N: Hello! This is my first fanfic ever! And to think I've gotten all the way up to chapter 14!! *Sigh* Things happen. I'm thinking about ending this fic once I reach 20 chapters, HOWEVER, if you people keep reviewing there's a good chance I will extend it. Shall I continue? Or shall I end this fic forever?? MUAHAHAHAHA, R+R to vote! Which will win??
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"CHICKEN!!!!!!"
The group jolted at Kagome's cry. Inu-Yasha flinched at the word. Ever since the duck incident, he had developed paranoia for anything feathered. He recalled getting himself stuck in the kamado (little cave-like thing to cook rice) trying to hide from Kagome's feather duster. It was quite tragic for him.
"GYYAAA, WHERE?"
"HERE!!"
Kagome held up a squacking chicken.
"PUCK-PUCK-PUCKWAA!!"
"GGGYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Inu-Yasha ran away and crawled up Miroku, consequently clutching at the monk's head while sitting on his shoulders. Miroku sighed.
"Awweee, it's okay puppy! Mr. Chicken won't eat you like Mr. Ducky did, right?"
Miroku pointed a finger at the chicken, and-
"AUGH!!"
The chicken DID bite him. Now poor Miroku was running around the room with a chicken dangling from his finger with Inu-Yasha still clutching at his head like there was no tomorrow while resting on his shoulders. The hanyou's hands were covering the poor monk's eyes.
Miroku: "GYAAAAAAAA!! KILLER CHICKEN!! HELP! CHICKEN! HELP! CHICKEN! HELP!!!!! GYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Inu-Yasha: "STUPID MONK, GET THE CHICKEN AWAY FROM MEE!!"
Miroku: "WELL DON'T JUST SIT THERE!! EAT IT!! KILL IT!! DO SOMETHING!!"
Inu-Yasha: "STOP RUNNING AROUND, I'M GETTING DIZZY!!!!!"
Miroku: "I CAN'T SEE!! I CAN'T SEE!!! YAAAAA!!"
Kagome: "INU-YASHA, OSUWARI!!!"
THAT was a mistake. With Inu-Yasha still clutching at Miroku, he took him down with him, and thus ANOTHER crater was born. The chicken proceeded with pecking at the monk's eyeballs. Sango laughed.
"It's better then having your nose being devoured like last time, eh?"
*Refer to chapter 2 (or was it 3? I forgot…;;)*
"AAAAAAAHHH!!!"
Sango struggled getting the chicken off him. Kagome turned to look at Inu- Yasha and gasped. His eyes were bulging, and his veins were visible. He looked like he had gotten himself to be a psychopath.
"C-C-C-CHICKEN!!!!!!"
"INU-YASHA, NOOOO!!!"
Inu-Yasha lunged into the air, and Kagome shut her eyes. Behind her, she could hear Sango sounding shocked.
"The chicken!! It vanished!!"
Then Miroku's voice was heard.
"It is? Well Inu-Yasha, it looks like-YAAAAAAAHHH!!"
Kagome opened her eyes and turned around. Inu-Yasha came thudding down beside Miroku, who was on the floor. He suddenly grinned.
"PUCK-PUCK-PUCKAWWEE!!"
There was a silence. Inu-Yasha had his hands behind his back, his head cocked forward, and was clucking.
"PUCK-PUCK-PUCKAWWEE!!! PUCK-AWWEEE!!"
Miroku shook himself from his daze and picked Sango up princess-style. (Awwiies!! ^^) He jumped as Inu-Yasha came lunging at them head on, clucking like mad.
"What's happened to him????!!"
"He's being possessed!! Miroku-sama, he's coming again!!"
Again, the monk leapt away. Sango began hollering directions in his ear.
"GO FOR THE WALL!! RUN AT IT!!"
"ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME COMMIT SUICIDE??!!"
"JUST DO IT!!"
Miroku ran at the wall obediently, still carrying Sango in his arms. He was meters away from it now.
"NOW TURN LEFT!!! LEFT YOU IDIOT!! TURN LEEEFFTT!!!!"
"TOO LAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sango jumped out of his arms before they went colliding into the wall, thus adding a new imprint to the ever-growing collection. Sango leapt back down and dragged the monk off the wall. She barely made it before Inu-Yasha came bombarding into them.
"PUCK-AWWEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
WHAM
ANOTHER imprint was made. Sango and Miroku breathed breathlessly on the floor, waiting for the hanyou to relieve himself of his trance. Inu-Yasha slid down to the floor like a sheet of paper glued to the walls with water.
"…puck-awwweee….."
Kagome ran to his side, and checked his pulse.
"He's alive, it's ok."
Sango and Miroku breathed out in relief, and went to the corner to rest. Kagome took Inu-Yasha's head and placed it in her lap. She stroked his hair out of his face delicately with her smooth fingers.
"Inu-Yasha….."
His eyes opened up slowly, revealing their golden shade.
"Kagome…?"
She exhaled. He wasn't possessed!
"Inu-Yasha, do you remember anything?"
"…no…."
"Good. Because I don't think you want to know-"
"INU-YASHA!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHICKEN DANCE??"
Shippo came dancing along to his side. Inu-Yasha's eyes buldged.
"CHICKEN DANCE?!!!!"
"YAA!! YOU GOTTA DO IT AGAIN!! IT'S LIKE THE REMIX OF THE PANTSY ONE!!!"
Inu-Yasha whipped up to look at Kagome.
"OK, WHAT happened?!"
Kagome cuffed her hand over Shippo's mouth and grinned sheepishly.
"NOTHING!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!"
"…you SURE now…?"
"YES!! JUST SLEEP!! YEA, JUST SLEEP!!"
She clutched his ears and pushed them down to her lap. He winced.
"BUT-"
"SLEEP!!"
She knocked his head with a blow and he lay limp, swirly eyed. Kagome slowly placed his head on the floor and went to Sango and Miroku.
"Where's the demon? I don't see where it went after it got out of Inu- Yasha!!"
Right then, she got shivers up her spine. If none of them were possessed, that meant-
"Puckawwee?"
She slowly turned around to face Sesshy.
"GYYAAAA!! MIROKU-SAMA, KILL IT!! KILL IT BEFORE THIS STUPID POSESSED KITTY-HANYOU EATS ME!!!!"
"I-I-I….BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!"
"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR? THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!"
"OF COURSE IT IS!!"
Sesshy ran away waddling, and walked up to the unconscious Inu-Yasha. He pecked at him.
"Puck-awwee?"
"Mmmm?"
Inu-Yasha opened his eyes, to see another pair of golden eyes staring down at him.
"SESSHOMARU!!"
He punched him across the face and he went soaring into the kamado. Inu- Yasha screamed at him.
"WHAT'S UP WITH THE CHICKENS?! IF ANYONE'S GOING TO BE DOING THAT STUPID CHICKEN DANCE, IT'S GONNA BE YOU!!!!!!"
Inu-Yasha grabbed a demon scroll out of Miroku's hand and chucked it at Sesshy's face. The chicken came out of his body, and Sesshy lay limp on the floor.
"PUCK-AWWEEE!! HOW DARE YOU!!"
"GYAA!!"
Inu-Yasha ran behind Kagome.
"TALKING CHICKEN!! I CAN'T STAND TALKING CHICKEN!! GOOD GRIEF, THIS IS WORSE THEN THE STUPID FEATHERDUSTER!! SWEET DEMONS, HELP ME!!"
"Inu-Yasha, IT'S A CHICKEN."
"I DON'T CARE!! IT'S A CHICKEN!! AND IT'S GOING TO EAT ME!!"
Kagome sighed and pulled out a houchou (Japanese cooking knife). She chucked at the chicken, missing by millimeters. It squacked.
"STOP! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!"
A familiar figure came leaping onto Kagome's hand. Myooga….
"I'm sorry there, old people want some fun too you know?"
She slapped him with her other hand, and he lay squished.
Thus it turns out, Myooga had possessed the chicken, who possessed Inu- Yasha AND Sesshomaru. The hanyou was furious.
"YOU BLOODY INSECT!! I'M GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE, IF YOU HAVE ANY!!"
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU MUTT!! I'M GONNA POSESS A WOMAN NEXT TIME IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT!!"
"A WOMAN? Can I have some requests?"
Sango punched him for that. Inu-Yasha wasn't pleased.
"I WANNA SEE YOU TRY!! IF YOU THINK SOME SORT OF FEMALE IS STRONG ENOUGH TO POSESS ME I'LL-"
"Inu-Yasha, OSUWARI."
THUNK.
Myooga laughed.
"I think I have some ideas going on here…."
Kagome glared at him.
"Don't you DARE."
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW MY GIRL!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! FOR A DEMON LIKE ME, 'TIS ALWAYS EASY TO POSESS!! NYAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!"
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*phew*! My, I think I'm draining out of ideas here! That took me QUITE a lot of draining to make it humorous. ^^'' Alright, I could use some reviews!! Shall this fic be ended? Or shall it be extended? R+R to vote!!