Disclaimer: IY ain't mine, thank you. Rumiko Takahashi is the proud and happy owner.
A/N: LONG TIME NO UPLOAD!! SORRY!! For those that don't know yet, I've been working on my new fanfic, entitled 'The IY Bloopers!' obviously by Momori. ^-^ I've had a lot of fun writing that one, and as for the flow of reviews, it's been going GREAT. So I hope you all go on and check it out! Okay, that's it for now. Today will be featuring some Sango/Miroku coupling! ^-^ Enjoy!
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"Miroku-sama, I need those scallions chopped. Can you help me?"
"An easy task, Kagome-sama. I'll do it right now."
"Thanks."
Kagome hummed as she swished her hand around in the bowl of water containing four cups worth of rice.
"Oi, Kagome!"
Inu-Yasha was in front of the burnt out fire, sowing up a hole made in his pants. (HAHA! I love that image!!!)
"What, Inu-Yasha?"
"Do we have any meat?"
".....YOU THINK?"
IY looked around stupidly.
"No?"
Kagome sighed.
"Considering how CHICKEN you are about CHICKEN, would your FEATHER BRAIN turn its thoughts towards having BIRD MEAT in this HUT?"
Inu-Yasha suddenly stood up angrily.
"What's so wrong about my fear for bir-"
SLOOSH!!
"........"
Miroku broke the uneasy silence.
"Inu-Yasha, you just stepped in Kagome-sama's bowl of cleaned ric-"
"LIKE I WOULDN'T NOTICE?!!"
"That just makes the conversation a little faster. If you've now realized that you have your foot in KAGOME-SAMA'S bowl of rice, which she's been cleaning for the last forty-five minutes...."
But the monk's words were a BIT too late........
"INU-YASHAAAA~!!!!!"
Kagome stood up like a lightening bolt, holding up a saucepan full of hot miso soup with a combination of tofu remnants....
Inu-Yasha: Oh CRAP!!
Miroku bowed his head in prayer.
"May Buddha be kind....."
With a jolt, she sprinted across the room, leaving Sesshy in a heap of white fluff that'd looked like it'd been trampled by a stampede of wild boars... Miroku was in a similar state. She latched her open hand onto Inu-Yasha's collar from behind, and pulled him towards her with a violent tug. That 'violent tug' was...well...even SLIGHTLY stronger than Inu-Yasha's forceful pull needed when pulling out the Tetsusaiga, so thus he went soaring across the other side of the room, and Kagome found herself dumping (not to mention spoiling) a good, hot pot of miso soup onto the head of a particular monk who had been quietly celebrating the fact that he'd managed to sit UP again after being smashed under the weight of a 110 lbs teenage girl...
Kagome screamed.
"AUGH!!"
But her scream was nothing compared to Miroku's yammering and the banging of his head onto the floor from all the heat that'd just been dumped onto his head. It was as if his hair was on fire.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Sango awoke to a rhythmic 'THUMP' against the floor from her nap, and she opened her eyes to see a big black wad of hair in front of her face, hammering up and down against the floor and approaching her head closer and closer by the inch. Shocked, her right hand reached for her Hiraikotsu. Kagome noticed perhaps....a LITTLE too late...
"Sango-chan, NO!!"
"HIRAIKOTSU!!!"
The rhythm of 'THUMPS' ended with a large 'CLUNK', and thus lay the unconscious body of a monk in front of her. Kagome shuddered.
"Uh oh......"
Sango sat dazed for a second, then suddenly threw a scream overhead and clambered over the body of Miroku.
"MIROKU!!"
No reply came from his mouth.
"Miroku, talk to me!!!"
Kagome came to take his pulse.
"He's not breathing....."
She saw tears well into Sango's eyes, and she felt one of the demon fighter's hands push her gently away from Miroku.
"Give me a little room."
"Sango-chan, what are you-"
She bent over his corpse(?) and lifted his chin higher, and with that she slowly pressed her lips against his. Kagome nearly fainted. She clamped her hand over her mouth to keep her from screaming.
"AAMMFF!!!"
Right then, Inu-Yasha had managed to pull his legs out of the wall. And as he was about to turn his head, a heavy body came thudding onto him from above and he found himself pinned to the floor. He heard a voice above his head.
"THIS IS NOT SUITABLE FOR IMMATURE VIEWERS!!"
"SESSHY!! GEROFF!!!"
Sesshy hissed at him.
"SHUT UP!! This is a romantic moment!!"
"I can't....breath...."
Sesshy perhaps ended Inu-Yasha's suffering temporarily by concluding his consciousness just for the moment. With a thunk of the fist, Inu-Yasha lay swirly eyed on the floor with Sesshy crouching on top of him. Kagome got slightly worried.
"You didn't KILL him did you?"
"I used to hit him harder when he was a little tike."
"What happened then?"
"He'd usually fly into the lake and wouldn't come out for the next couple of...hmm...weeks?"
Kagome shuddered. Sibling abuse.....
Meanwhile, Sango continuously proceeded with the process of CPR on Miroku, just as Kagome had taught her. Toothpaste down the throat obviously wasn't going to work...perhaps cement...? But no, that was a joke...or was it? She couldn't remember.
"C'mon Miroku, open your eyes!! I kissed you for heavens sake, you should be celebrating right now!!! Talk to me!!"
The monk's eyes remained closed.
Tears began to well up once again, and Sango found herself unable to hold them back. She crouched over his body for just one more time, and she found her lips pressed against his for the second time, breathing air into his mouth in hopes of bringing him alive again. But she felt faint, since this was but her first kiss, sort of, and to do it twice in a row seem to tire her out.... Does kissing always make you light headed like this? Well if it did, she knew that she wouldn't do it too often if she ever got married...or got a boyfriend....
Behind her, Sango heard Kagome's voice.
"The trick Sango, the trick!!"
Feeling weary, Sango stood up. Her vision began to blur, but her legs lasted. Inu-Yasha looked up, gaining consciousness once again, and opened his mouth to gasp when he saw Sango standing up, preparing to do something...though he knew not what. Sesshy immediately covered his mouth again and began slapping his head.
"Sleep! SLEEP!!"
"IDIOT!! Miroku's dying!! GET OFF!!!"
"SHUT UP!! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS A DRAMATIC, ROMANTIC, ROMEO AND JULIET KINDA MOMENT?!!"
"Sesshy, what he heck is Romeo and Juliet?"
"That's not my point you dimwit!! SLEEP!"
With another thunk, Inu-Yasha lay unconscious once again.
But right then, Sango leapt.....onto the body of her beloved, as she aimed for his stomach.......
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AND YOU THINK IT'S OVER!!! No it's not, just wanted to scare you there.....keep reading...
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With that leap, her feet came in contact with his stomach, and life seem to enter the monk once again. Of course, after a long, unpleasant
"BUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!"
"MIROKU!!"
"*cough* Sorry....air kinda got clogged in my throat. *cough* Been trying to let it out for the past six hours....."
But as he looked over, he saw tears in Sango's eyes, and her hands trembled.
"Sango....?"
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Okay, that's it for now. Kind of a filler episode, and perhaps it wasn't meant to be exactly funny, but I just wanted to add some seriousness in it. I hope you found the areas that were MEANT to be funny 'funny' though.. ^-^'' Anyway, R&R!! Keep reading to find out what Sango says to Miroku NEXT on...ONAKASUITENAI~!!!
A/N: LONG TIME NO UPLOAD!! SORRY!! For those that don't know yet, I've been working on my new fanfic, entitled 'The IY Bloopers!' obviously by Momori. ^-^ I've had a lot of fun writing that one, and as for the flow of reviews, it's been going GREAT. So I hope you all go on and check it out! Okay, that's it for now. Today will be featuring some Sango/Miroku coupling! ^-^ Enjoy!
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"Miroku-sama, I need those scallions chopped. Can you help me?"
"An easy task, Kagome-sama. I'll do it right now."
"Thanks."
Kagome hummed as she swished her hand around in the bowl of water containing four cups worth of rice.
"Oi, Kagome!"
Inu-Yasha was in front of the burnt out fire, sowing up a hole made in his pants. (HAHA! I love that image!!!)
"What, Inu-Yasha?"
"Do we have any meat?"
".....YOU THINK?"
IY looked around stupidly.
"No?"
Kagome sighed.
"Considering how CHICKEN you are about CHICKEN, would your FEATHER BRAIN turn its thoughts towards having BIRD MEAT in this HUT?"
Inu-Yasha suddenly stood up angrily.
"What's so wrong about my fear for bir-"
SLOOSH!!
"........"
Miroku broke the uneasy silence.
"Inu-Yasha, you just stepped in Kagome-sama's bowl of cleaned ric-"
"LIKE I WOULDN'T NOTICE?!!"
"That just makes the conversation a little faster. If you've now realized that you have your foot in KAGOME-SAMA'S bowl of rice, which she's been cleaning for the last forty-five minutes...."
But the monk's words were a BIT too late........
"INU-YASHAAAA~!!!!!"
Kagome stood up like a lightening bolt, holding up a saucepan full of hot miso soup with a combination of tofu remnants....
Inu-Yasha: Oh CRAP!!
Miroku bowed his head in prayer.
"May Buddha be kind....."
With a jolt, she sprinted across the room, leaving Sesshy in a heap of white fluff that'd looked like it'd been trampled by a stampede of wild boars... Miroku was in a similar state. She latched her open hand onto Inu-Yasha's collar from behind, and pulled him towards her with a violent tug. That 'violent tug' was...well...even SLIGHTLY stronger than Inu-Yasha's forceful pull needed when pulling out the Tetsusaiga, so thus he went soaring across the other side of the room, and Kagome found herself dumping (not to mention spoiling) a good, hot pot of miso soup onto the head of a particular monk who had been quietly celebrating the fact that he'd managed to sit UP again after being smashed under the weight of a 110 lbs teenage girl...
Kagome screamed.
"AUGH!!"
But her scream was nothing compared to Miroku's yammering and the banging of his head onto the floor from all the heat that'd just been dumped onto his head. It was as if his hair was on fire.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Sango awoke to a rhythmic 'THUMP' against the floor from her nap, and she opened her eyes to see a big black wad of hair in front of her face, hammering up and down against the floor and approaching her head closer and closer by the inch. Shocked, her right hand reached for her Hiraikotsu. Kagome noticed perhaps....a LITTLE too late...
"Sango-chan, NO!!"
"HIRAIKOTSU!!!"
The rhythm of 'THUMPS' ended with a large 'CLUNK', and thus lay the unconscious body of a monk in front of her. Kagome shuddered.
"Uh oh......"
Sango sat dazed for a second, then suddenly threw a scream overhead and clambered over the body of Miroku.
"MIROKU!!"
No reply came from his mouth.
"Miroku, talk to me!!!"
Kagome came to take his pulse.
"He's not breathing....."
She saw tears well into Sango's eyes, and she felt one of the demon fighter's hands push her gently away from Miroku.
"Give me a little room."
"Sango-chan, what are you-"
She bent over his corpse(?) and lifted his chin higher, and with that she slowly pressed her lips against his. Kagome nearly fainted. She clamped her hand over her mouth to keep her from screaming.
"AAMMFF!!!"
Right then, Inu-Yasha had managed to pull his legs out of the wall. And as he was about to turn his head, a heavy body came thudding onto him from above and he found himself pinned to the floor. He heard a voice above his head.
"THIS IS NOT SUITABLE FOR IMMATURE VIEWERS!!"
"SESSHY!! GEROFF!!!"
Sesshy hissed at him.
"SHUT UP!! This is a romantic moment!!"
"I can't....breath...."
Sesshy perhaps ended Inu-Yasha's suffering temporarily by concluding his consciousness just for the moment. With a thunk of the fist, Inu-Yasha lay swirly eyed on the floor with Sesshy crouching on top of him. Kagome got slightly worried.
"You didn't KILL him did you?"
"I used to hit him harder when he was a little tike."
"What happened then?"
"He'd usually fly into the lake and wouldn't come out for the next couple of...hmm...weeks?"
Kagome shuddered. Sibling abuse.....
Meanwhile, Sango continuously proceeded with the process of CPR on Miroku, just as Kagome had taught her. Toothpaste down the throat obviously wasn't going to work...perhaps cement...? But no, that was a joke...or was it? She couldn't remember.
"C'mon Miroku, open your eyes!! I kissed you for heavens sake, you should be celebrating right now!!! Talk to me!!"
The monk's eyes remained closed.
Tears began to well up once again, and Sango found herself unable to hold them back. She crouched over his body for just one more time, and she found her lips pressed against his for the second time, breathing air into his mouth in hopes of bringing him alive again. But she felt faint, since this was but her first kiss, sort of, and to do it twice in a row seem to tire her out.... Does kissing always make you light headed like this? Well if it did, she knew that she wouldn't do it too often if she ever got married...or got a boyfriend....
Behind her, Sango heard Kagome's voice.
"The trick Sango, the trick!!"
Feeling weary, Sango stood up. Her vision began to blur, but her legs lasted. Inu-Yasha looked up, gaining consciousness once again, and opened his mouth to gasp when he saw Sango standing up, preparing to do something...though he knew not what. Sesshy immediately covered his mouth again and began slapping his head.
"Sleep! SLEEP!!"
"IDIOT!! Miroku's dying!! GET OFF!!!"
"SHUT UP!! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS A DRAMATIC, ROMANTIC, ROMEO AND JULIET KINDA MOMENT?!!"
"Sesshy, what he heck is Romeo and Juliet?"
"That's not my point you dimwit!! SLEEP!"
With another thunk, Inu-Yasha lay unconscious once again.
But right then, Sango leapt.....onto the body of her beloved, as she aimed for his stomach.......
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AND YOU THINK IT'S OVER!!! No it's not, just wanted to scare you there.....keep reading...
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With that leap, her feet came in contact with his stomach, and life seem to enter the monk once again. Of course, after a long, unpleasant
"BUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!"
"MIROKU!!"
"*cough* Sorry....air kinda got clogged in my throat. *cough* Been trying to let it out for the past six hours....."
But as he looked over, he saw tears in Sango's eyes, and her hands trembled.
"Sango....?"
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Okay, that's it for now. Kind of a filler episode, and perhaps it wasn't meant to be exactly funny, but I just wanted to add some seriousness in it. I hope you found the areas that were MEANT to be funny 'funny' though.. ^-^'' Anyway, R&R!! Keep reading to find out what Sango says to Miroku NEXT on...ONAKASUITENAI~!!!