~Signs You Are Obsessed With XME~
1. You've seen every episode, but the re-runs continue to fascinate you.
2. When you're bored, you seek out a fanfic story to reread, even though you can quote large parts of it from memory.
3. You practice until you can accurately recreate your favorite character's accent and speech patterns.
4. Depending on who your favorite character is, you teach yourself German, French, Russian, Portuguese, or Gaelic.
5. You learn to do the Vulcan-salute with both hands, and experiment with digigrade locomotion.
6. You have dreams in which you are various characters.
7. In your spare time, you psycho-analyze each character, deduce their motivations, and invent their back-story.
8. You attempt to locate Nova Roma on a map.
9. You have read the scientific explanation for your favorite character's power.
10. You believe that your favorite character's power could actually work in the real world.
11. You believe that you have your favorite character's power.
12. You invent names for pairings, ie Rogue + Bobby = Bogey.
13. You occasionally throw playing cards across the room to see if anything happens.
14. You repeatedly attempt to get a friend to watch the show or read your fanfic.
15. You have wild fantasies involving an SI relationship.
~Reasons Why Kurt is a Good Boyfriend~
1. He's especially good for reaching things in high cabinets.
2. You don't have to worry about him getting close to other women.
3. He watches sports on TV, but it's gymnastics, so that's okay.
4. He can carry a lot of stuff for you.
5. He never asks for directions, but unlike most other guys, he genuinely doesn't need them.
6. You never need to buy a vibrating chair.
7. Heating costs go down. (On the flip side, A/C costs go up.)
8. He cooks. He sews. He cleans up after himself!
9. He's useful when traveling.
10. You know no one is sneaking up on you in the dark.
1. You've seen every episode, but the re-runs continue to fascinate you.
2. When you're bored, you seek out a fanfic story to reread, even though you can quote large parts of it from memory.
3. You practice until you can accurately recreate your favorite character's accent and speech patterns.
4. Depending on who your favorite character is, you teach yourself German, French, Russian, Portuguese, or Gaelic.
5. You learn to do the Vulcan-salute with both hands, and experiment with digigrade locomotion.
6. You have dreams in which you are various characters.
7. In your spare time, you psycho-analyze each character, deduce their motivations, and invent their back-story.
8. You attempt to locate Nova Roma on a map.
9. You have read the scientific explanation for your favorite character's power.
10. You believe that your favorite character's power could actually work in the real world.
11. You believe that you have your favorite character's power.
12. You invent names for pairings, ie Rogue + Bobby = Bogey.
13. You occasionally throw playing cards across the room to see if anything happens.
14. You repeatedly attempt to get a friend to watch the show or read your fanfic.
15. You have wild fantasies involving an SI relationship.
~Reasons Why Kurt is a Good Boyfriend~
1. He's especially good for reaching things in high cabinets.
2. You don't have to worry about him getting close to other women.
3. He watches sports on TV, but it's gymnastics, so that's okay.
4. He can carry a lot of stuff for you.
5. He never asks for directions, but unlike most other guys, he genuinely doesn't need them.
6. You never need to buy a vibrating chair.
7. Heating costs go down. (On the flip side, A/C costs go up.)
8. He cooks. He sews. He cleans up after himself!
9. He's useful when traveling.
10. You know no one is sneaking up on you in the dark.