Boy Wonder Sick
By Robin Girl
Chapter 2

11/15/07 – This chapter has been betaed and cleaned up. It is also being rewritten as we speak. This no way claims that the story is better than it was, this copy is still the original. Keep checking back for the new and revised copy.

Disclaimer: Batman © Bob Kane. Adam West and Burt Ward © Themselves. Story and Idea © me.

In the Batmobile Robin was being held close by Catwoman.

Batman didn't like this idea but as long as he got to turn her in afterwards he was fine. He heard something that sounded like singing. He looked over and saw Catwoman rocking the Boy Wonder and singing a lullaby. "How old does she think he is?"

"Hush little baby don't say a word. Mommy's going to buy you a rocking horse, and if that rocking horse breaks down Mommy's going to buy you a diamond ring.."

To Batman surprise Robin's cheeks were wet. He was crying.

Robin felt his eyes tear up. "She sounds just like my mother did before the accident." Tears spilled running down his hot cheeks. He had forgotten how comforting a mothers lullaby was.

Catwoman looked up "Batman doesn't he have a mother?"

"What?"

"You heard me does Robin have a mother?"

Batman didn't know whether to tell her or not.

"Oh come on Bruce." Coaxed Catwoman.

"What do you mean Bruce?" Batman couldn't believe it. She knew his name.

"Please Bruce don't play dumb with me. Where is Dick's mother?" Catwoman asked again.

"Both of Dick's parents are dead. They were killed in a circus accident. I adopted him when he was 8 years old. How did you know my name?"

Catwoman gave a sly grin and free on hand pulling her mask off, "Come on Brucie, you don't even know your own girlfriend?"

Batman's eyes widened, "Selina?"

Just as she was about to say something else a hiss was heard, "What the?"

Batman looked over the side of the car. "The tires! Someone is shooting at us. Get down and protect Robin."

Catwoman nodded putting her mask back on, "Roger." She knelt down under the dash board and pulled Robin close hoping to shield him from possible attacks.

Batman got out of the car and saw the Joker standing right there, "Hello Bat Brains."

"What do you want?"

The Joker grinned, "We want you and your family."

"My family? What are you talking about?" Batman knew what the Joker meant but he decided to play dumb.

"I think you know. Riddle. Laugher."

Two of his henchmen moved forward, "Yes Sir."

"Go get our two captives, and bring them over here."

Laugher and Riddle walked over to the batmobile and pulled Catwoman out.

"HEY!! Put me down you dope!" Catwoman blew her hair out of her face. She looked very disgruntled.

Riddle threw Robin over his shoulders like a sack of potatoes. "Hey Boss da Boy Wonder is hot."

"You're not gay so shut up." The Joker tied Catwoman and Batman up throwing them in the back of the truck.

"No boss I mean I think he has ah feveah." Riddle walked over to the Clown Prince of Crime.

Catwoman growled from the truck, "Don't touch him."

Joker looked at Catwoman in surprise, "You're going straight on us. Why, I'm ashamed."

Catwoman grinned, "Are you kidding? I just wanted to kill him…"

Batman glared at her, he knew it was too good to be true. Catwoman really did want to kill him and Robin. "Why was I was so stupid. She probably led them right to us."

Catwoman noticed Batman's glare and didn't say anything.

"Oh well..then good plan. Laugher untie her. Riddle throw the Boy Wonder into the truck with Bat dope. Don't waste any rope on him. He's to sick to anything."

While Laugher untied Catwoman she mouthed 'I'm sorry to Batman' who didn't even look at her.

Riddle threw Robin hard into the back of the truck. Knocking Robin's head hard against one of the boxes. The Joker closed the door and got in the front and started driving.

Batman tried to roll over to Robin but couldn't so he resulted to yelling, "ROBIN WAKE UP!" He got no response. "ROBIN WAKE UP!"

Robin moaned and sat up, "What? My head.." He looked over seeing double, "Batman? What's wrapped around you?"

"It's a rope. Can you untie me?"

"I'll try but I'm seeing double."

"I'll help you. Just help me get free." Batman's worries about Robin rose. Now Robin was seeing double. This can't be good. He watched in horror as Robin tried his best to stand up.

The Boy Wonder was getting frustrated. He couldn't walk or even stand. "How am I suppose to help Batman if I can't even help myself." Finally Robin decided to crawl over to Batman. Weakly, he untied the Caped Crusader.

Once Batman was free he made Robin lie down while he looked for a way out. Unfortunately there was no one. He sat back down pulling Robin close to him, "Of all times for me not to be able to get out, it had to happen today."

One hour later Robin awoke to someone shaking him. It was Catwoman. "Stop…"

"No. Not unless you open your eyes."

Her voice sounded urgent so he opened his eyes. "Now what do you want?"

"I'm going to get you out. But I'm going to need you to help me get Batman out."

Robin's whole body felt numb, "I'll try Catwoman. My whole body feels numb though."

"Don't worry. I'll help you." She stood on her tip toes and undid Robin's chains.

As soon as he was freed he fell to his knees unable to stay up right.

Catwoman put an arm around him and pulled him up, "Don't worry I've got you. Batman is this way."

When they got there Catwoman let Robin down on his knees gently, "This is where I need your help."

Robin druggedly looked up at the door then back at Catwoman, "You're a crook can't you open it yourself?"

"I've already tried."

Robin sighed "I can't even see straight and she's going to make me pick a lock. Boy she's a real winner…" He thought to himself then he shouted hoarsely through the door, "Batman you in there…?"

Batman perked up, "Robin? Lad you shouldn't be up."

Robin replied back with a tired voice. "Tell your girlfriend that. Anyway do you know what kind of lock this is. I can't see straight."

Batman looked at the lock from where he was chained up, "Looks like a V26." He was quite curious as to who exactly his "girlfriend" was.

Robin nodded silently and pulled out some tools from his utility belt. He pulled them out by touch and feel. Finally he unlocked it he pushed open the door and stumbled in, "Batman?…ungh…" Robin fell face forward hearing people call his name. But he was too weak to answer so he just laid there.

"Robin?"

Batman looked through the darkness, "Who said that?"

Catwoman knelt beside Robin, "He's finally asleep. Hold on Batman.."

"I thought you said you wanted to kill us…."

Catwoman shook her head, "It was only a plan to get them to let me free." She looked up grinning, "It worked didn't it?"

"Yes, Catwoman it did." Batman rubbed his wrists to try and get feeling back into them. Then he knelt beside Robin and picked him up, "Lets get out of here."

End Chapter 2