Here comes my first serious piece of writing concerning DBZ. And well, its a poem. It contains Vegeta's reflections on his relationship with Bulma.

O.K, I can't imagine 'ol' Veggie' getting romantic and citing lyrics but because he wouldn't, I'll do it for him. However, I don't know if I am good at this anyway and I hope my readers will kindly consider that I am no native speaker of English. So if I made any grammatical mistakes, please tell me. 

Words of Affection

She does it again, what she does like no other

Looking at me with those innocent eyes

And asking me questions that I wouldn't bother

To answer no matter how sadly she cries.

Girl, you are disturbing, girl you are so freakin'

Be sure I just stay for the food you provide.

But in the midst of my training between punchin' and kickin'

I reflect on some feelings I always will hide.

If I ever would grant you those words of affection

You are longing for, foolish, pathetic that is

I would probably, possibly not very likely,

Maybe admit that I appreciate your kiss.

I'm a creature so evil and heartless and cold

With no longing for human relations so far.

Still there is you, noisy and feisty and bold

Caring for me like the friend that you are.

If I ever would tell you those words of affection

-A ridiculous thought all crazy by now-

I would probably, possibly, not very likely,

Maybe admit that you're attractive somehow.

But the day has to come (It will never come!) that I'm sinking

So low to discuss stupid feelings with ease.

As I said, its a crazy, ridiculous thinking

That a Saiyan would go for expressions like these.

If I ever would give you those words of affection

As human males do when they're smitten so much

I would probably, possibly, not very likely,

Maybe admit that I long for your touch.

Then, instead of wooing I always start ranting

And you start a quarrel all over the place.

But our daily struggles are somehow enchanting

And I just love that furious look on your face. 

You know well that  I'm not an affectionate man

We don't need any phrases to know what is true

When everyone sighs: „They are fighting again!"

These are words of affection between me and you.

That's it.

What do you think? Did you like it?      tipping foot nervously.

Please tell me because good poetry is so hard to write.

Ravana