"Insane Sheep Confessions"
Somewhere out in the wide world is field. A field full of fluffy white happy sheep who are free to frolic among its seas of green green grass. Free to graze in peace and happiness. That is until Xelloss comes to drive their Shepard insane!!!! BWAHA--! Uh. lets not start that again. OH WHAT THE HECK BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Xelloss: (has 'borrowed' one of Beast Masters wolves and is sending them into the heard of sheep) Now listen to me. Don't eat them just. walk among them (making helpful jesters to the wolves) don't give me that look! You get enough to eat already and you'd choke on the fur... fleece. YAH! Well you'd choke on it so just act like your passing through and don't let the Shepard drive you off, no matter what. (The wolves whine) No, I don't think he would know magic! He's a shepherd! Would he be a Shepard if he could be a sorcerer?! NOW GO!
The wolves trot off into the sheep's vicinity who have the expected reaction.
Sheep: BAAAAAA!
Shepard: AHHHHHHH! (Tries to look menacing with his crooked staff ((NOT THAT STAFF YOU PERVERTS!!!!)) By twirling it around and swinging it at the wolves. As instructed they aren't phased.)
Xelloss: (behind a bush snickering as he watches the five wolves lay down and sunbathe beside the sheep.) hee hee hee hee-EEEK!
Zellas: Xelloss, I never knew you screamed like a girly girl! HAHAHAHA!
Xelloss: Beast master! (clutches his heart. as if he has one) YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!!!!
Zellas: (Puff puff) really? And what are my wolves doing in your possession? (blows smoke in his face) Hummm?
Xelloss: (cough cough wheezes!) I was just playing with them? (Smiles but then breakers into a coughing fit)
Zellas: if you don't stop 'borrowing' my wolves without asking you ungrateful minion!! (SHOUTING) I'LL SEND YOU TO WORK FOR DOLFIN FOR THE NEXT SEVEN CENTURYS!!!!!
Xelloss: Well I did need more time to catch up on old times with Mr. Handy (snicker)
Zellas: (Maniacal glare) hee hee hee HAHAHAHAHAHA! (the sheep fall over and die) oops.
//two hours later//
Xelloss has been forced to serve Deep Sea Dolphin who lives in the demon sea. So far Dolphin has forced him to play sea saw. with Mr. Handy, Have a tea party with a pair of goldfish, and allow her to play hair dresser. His usually purple locks were now dyed sugar pink and placed in many braids.
Random Minion: I can sympathies (points to his mowhok special haircut witch he was given with a blunt knife)
Dolphin: NO XELLY! (Scrambles over to stop him) The big bubbles go over THERE! (points to a pile of books) with the rest of them.
Xelloss: . (big sigh) o-kay. (Proceeds to blow 'big' bubbles which was actually a broken crystal ball, to at the bookcase.) Why? WHY? WHY?! (Hears snickering behind him) Hu? (Twists around) Gaav: How ya do'in - Xelly? (burst into big gwahahahas!)
Phibrizo: Zellas was really creative when she thought to give you over to dolphin! Whad ya do?
Xelloss: (grumbling) go away. I have bubbles to sort.
Dynasty: (face in a crystal ball held by Phibrizo) So, do you need some help? Want me to get you out of this?
Xelloss: (suspicious) are you still sore about the chess thing?
Dynasty: Of course not!
Xelloss: (still suspicious) yah uh hu suuuuuure. how are you going to do that?
Dynasty: Come and work for me!
Xelloss: NO WAY! At least she's not sane enough to think up anything more than annoying, trivial, not to mention INSANE! Tasks. (turns and takes the big bubble over to the pile of other bubbles. also know as books, vases, articles of clothing, and other assorted unconnected items.)
Dolphin: OOOOOO! FRIENDS! TEA PARTY TIME!!!!! (grabs them all and sits them down to have tea)
Gaav: I don't think so (starts to get up)
Dolphin: (eyes become great pits of fire (( ALREADY PAYED FOR IT PHIBBY!)) SIT DOWN!!!!!!!! (grabs him and forces a tea cup in his hands)
Gaav: (O.o;;;) o. kaaaay.
Dolphin: (smiling and looking a bit vacant) so who wants to tell ghost stories?
Phibrizo: I thought this was a tea party? Who tells ghost stories at a tea party?
Xelloss: apparently she dose. (Shrugs)
Dolphin: O! O! (Clapping her hands) Mr. Handy has one! (Holds up Mr. Handy.)
Mr. Handy: once upon a time in a land full of muffins a blue ball booked around and landed in a bowl of foregoing pig ions. and it was made of bricks!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!
Gaav: .
Phibrizo: ..
Xelloss: now that. was scary. (Gaav and Phibrizo nod in agreement)
Dolphin: (eyes go wide) OooooOOOO! Mr. Handy that was great! I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE!
Gaav: I don't want to hear anymore (starts to get up) I've got better places to be.
Dolphin: (eyes become great pits of fire ) SIT DOWN!!!!!!!! (Grabs him and forces a tea cup back into his hands)
Gaav: NO! (Teleports back to where ever he came from just before flames engulf his former position) Xelloss: (big sigh) (turns to Phibrizo) and now you know why I can't escape.
Phibrizo: she's not just insane. she's psychotic!
Mr. Handy: And don't think you need to tell ME that!
FIN!
A/N: And yet another installment in the Mazoku Penguin project is now COMPLETED!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! REVEW! REVEW MY PRETTIES HEEEEE HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!! - uh. (Author walks off to take a cold shower) I'm okay now. R&R Pleas!
Somewhere out in the wide world is field. A field full of fluffy white happy sheep who are free to frolic among its seas of green green grass. Free to graze in peace and happiness. That is until Xelloss comes to drive their Shepard insane!!!! BWAHA--! Uh. lets not start that again. OH WHAT THE HECK BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Xelloss: (has 'borrowed' one of Beast Masters wolves and is sending them into the heard of sheep) Now listen to me. Don't eat them just. walk among them (making helpful jesters to the wolves) don't give me that look! You get enough to eat already and you'd choke on the fur... fleece. YAH! Well you'd choke on it so just act like your passing through and don't let the Shepard drive you off, no matter what. (The wolves whine) No, I don't think he would know magic! He's a shepherd! Would he be a Shepard if he could be a sorcerer?! NOW GO!
The wolves trot off into the sheep's vicinity who have the expected reaction.
Sheep: BAAAAAA!
Shepard: AHHHHHHH! (Tries to look menacing with his crooked staff ((NOT THAT STAFF YOU PERVERTS!!!!)) By twirling it around and swinging it at the wolves. As instructed they aren't phased.)
Xelloss: (behind a bush snickering as he watches the five wolves lay down and sunbathe beside the sheep.) hee hee hee hee-EEEK!
Zellas: Xelloss, I never knew you screamed like a girly girl! HAHAHAHA!
Xelloss: Beast master! (clutches his heart. as if he has one) YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!!!!
Zellas: (Puff puff) really? And what are my wolves doing in your possession? (blows smoke in his face) Hummm?
Xelloss: (cough cough wheezes!) I was just playing with them? (Smiles but then breakers into a coughing fit)
Zellas: if you don't stop 'borrowing' my wolves without asking you ungrateful minion!! (SHOUTING) I'LL SEND YOU TO WORK FOR DOLFIN FOR THE NEXT SEVEN CENTURYS!!!!!
Xelloss: Well I did need more time to catch up on old times with Mr. Handy (snicker)
Zellas: (Maniacal glare) hee hee hee HAHAHAHAHAHA! (the sheep fall over and die) oops.
//two hours later//
Xelloss has been forced to serve Deep Sea Dolphin who lives in the demon sea. So far Dolphin has forced him to play sea saw. with Mr. Handy, Have a tea party with a pair of goldfish, and allow her to play hair dresser. His usually purple locks were now dyed sugar pink and placed in many braids.
Random Minion: I can sympathies (points to his mowhok special haircut witch he was given with a blunt knife)
Dolphin: NO XELLY! (Scrambles over to stop him) The big bubbles go over THERE! (points to a pile of books) with the rest of them.
Xelloss: . (big sigh) o-kay. (Proceeds to blow 'big' bubbles which was actually a broken crystal ball, to at the bookcase.) Why? WHY? WHY?! (Hears snickering behind him) Hu? (Twists around) Gaav: How ya do'in - Xelly? (burst into big gwahahahas!)
Phibrizo: Zellas was really creative when she thought to give you over to dolphin! Whad ya do?
Xelloss: (grumbling) go away. I have bubbles to sort.
Dynasty: (face in a crystal ball held by Phibrizo) So, do you need some help? Want me to get you out of this?
Xelloss: (suspicious) are you still sore about the chess thing?
Dynasty: Of course not!
Xelloss: (still suspicious) yah uh hu suuuuuure. how are you going to do that?
Dynasty: Come and work for me!
Xelloss: NO WAY! At least she's not sane enough to think up anything more than annoying, trivial, not to mention INSANE! Tasks. (turns and takes the big bubble over to the pile of other bubbles. also know as books, vases, articles of clothing, and other assorted unconnected items.)
Dolphin: OOOOOO! FRIENDS! TEA PARTY TIME!!!!! (grabs them all and sits them down to have tea)
Gaav: I don't think so (starts to get up)
Dolphin: (eyes become great pits of fire (( ALREADY PAYED FOR IT PHIBBY!)) SIT DOWN!!!!!!!! (grabs him and forces a tea cup in his hands)
Gaav: (O.o;;;) o. kaaaay.
Dolphin: (smiling and looking a bit vacant) so who wants to tell ghost stories?
Phibrizo: I thought this was a tea party? Who tells ghost stories at a tea party?
Xelloss: apparently she dose. (Shrugs)
Dolphin: O! O! (Clapping her hands) Mr. Handy has one! (Holds up Mr. Handy.)
Mr. Handy: once upon a time in a land full of muffins a blue ball booked around and landed in a bowl of foregoing pig ions. and it was made of bricks!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!
Gaav: .
Phibrizo: ..
Xelloss: now that. was scary. (Gaav and Phibrizo nod in agreement)
Dolphin: (eyes go wide) OooooOOOO! Mr. Handy that was great! I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE!
Gaav: I don't want to hear anymore (starts to get up) I've got better places to be.
Dolphin: (eyes become great pits of fire ) SIT DOWN!!!!!!!! (Grabs him and forces a tea cup back into his hands)
Gaav: NO! (Teleports back to where ever he came from just before flames engulf his former position) Xelloss: (big sigh) (turns to Phibrizo) and now you know why I can't escape.
Phibrizo: she's not just insane. she's psychotic!
Mr. Handy: And don't think you need to tell ME that!
FIN!
A/N: And yet another installment in the Mazoku Penguin project is now COMPLETED!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! REVEW! REVEW MY PRETTIES HEEEEE HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!! - uh. (Author walks off to take a cold shower) I'm okay now. R&R Pleas!