Chapter Two-
Disclaimer: We are yet to own Sailor Moon but Jareth is on Nat's list...so I guess that makes the labyrinth half ours...cuase you know he is a pretty important...I'm rambling ne? Don't sue us...Nat's poverty stricken and I am too lazy to go to court hearings. we are just two girls who want to have fun.
AN- Nat again *giggles* Well, I would like to dedicate this chapter to Cher, who has always been there for me to brush her hair, fall of chairs and clear her throat for me. I luv you Cher.
Cher: -.-;; stupid voice chat
Nat took a few more steps through the thick and confusing Labyrinth jungle before sitting down on a rock in frustration.
"It's not BLOODY fair!!!" she cried out. "Stupid Cher and her stupid temper. Always picking on me like that. She doesn't know how much it hurts me when she calls me a whore." Nat's eyes filled with tears and her lower lip trembled. "AND she constantly teases me about Rafe! She knows that he's mine! He's on my bloody list! How would she like it if I stole Spike?"
Nat wiped her tears away and held her head high. "But I must be strong. I must find a way out of this bloody Labyrinth... I can't believe the stupid Sheryl said the words... and that they ACTUALLY worked! Who would have thought that I would be in the land of the GOBLIN KING!"
Nat frowned slightly. "But I can't believe he resisted me and left me here! The bloody jerk. He was supposed to take me to the throne room and sing me a song." Nat huffed. "I'll teach him a lesson. I'll make my OWN way to the labyrinth and seduce him myself. He'll never be able to resist my womanly charms... twice" Nat giggled. "And thank god I shaved my legs today!!"
Nat giggled, replied her lipstick, tossed the apron away and sexily sauntered off down the Labyrinth path, unaware that the sexy Goblin King was observing her through his crystal ball.
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"Fuck me dead" groaned a dirty and sore Cher, as she slowly stood upon her red 6-inch high heels. "Stupid Nat and her stupid Lamb Chop! If it weren't for her, we would never be stuck here.. But then I would never get the chance to seduce that sexy Jareth" Cher said, snickering to herself. "Nat you bloody legend!"
Cher slowly continued her journey down the grassy hill when she noticed a few of her shirt buttons had ripped off in her embarrassing tumble, and allowed her WonderBra pushed up clevage to be exposed. Cher shrugged and grinned "Anything to make me more appealing to the Goblin King"
Cher finally arrived at the main part of the Labyrinth wall, and looked around to find the entrance door. There was no sign of a door, but she saw an ugly little dwarf who was sitting on a stool, reading a magazine called "Dwarfs on Top".
Cher snickered, and approached him calling out, "Excuse me do you know..."
The dwarf hurriedly rammed his magazine in his pocket and stared at Cher, his eyes lighting up with joy and excitement. "Well hello there..." he croaked. "You must be Cher, Jareth warned us about you. My you look even better than I expected."
Cher rolled her eyes and put her hands on her hips. "Look you little dwarfy poof, all I wanted to know was were is the entrance to the..."
The dwarf interrupted Cher again "The name's Hoggle love.. and frankly... lets not waste time talking about the Labyrinth entrance... actually I'm more interested in talking about YOUR entrance" he said, winking and chuckling.
Cher glared at the leering dwarf and pulled out a meat cleaver she just happened to be carrying in her pocket. "Look Hogfart, or what ever the fuck your name is... I'm giving you 5 seconds to show me the Labyrinth entrance before I cut you head off and ram it up your ass... you'll have to talk out of your ass for the rest of eternity... besides" Cher giggled "I'm only interested in a certain someone's crystal balls."
Hoggle looked at the cleaver, sweatdropped and sighed. "Fine.. you don't have to be such a bitch." He grumbled, as he led Cher to the giant doors hidden behind some ivy. "You don't know what it's like being so sex deprived. There are hardly any chicks in this place, and have you SEEN that Junk Lady?"
"Shut up you derro" Cher snapped. "I'm running out of time." Hoggle made a face but opened the big doors for Cher, giving her access to the labyrinth. Cher grinned and blew a kiss at Hoggle "Thanks Hogwart" and strutted into the Labyrinth, the doors shutting behind her with a resounding bang.
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Jareth sat on his silky bed, observing the antics of the two girls through his crystal balls. His thin kissable lips parted into an evil smile.
"My my "he drawled "Those two are very feisty aren't they? And so incredibly sexy.. it's getting hard to resist the two of them now.. considering they make it so obvious that they want me. Maybe I should have some fun with them...after all they are 100 times better than that damn Junk Lady with the saggy tits." Jareth shuddered at the memory with disgust and turned his attention back to his crystal balls.
"So they want to know the truth behind the sock theory? Well..I might just show them."
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Meanwhile in Tokyo, Japan, Darien was in his apartment washing his disgusting green Jacket after a heard day of studying when he got a vision on Cher and Nat struggling though the Labyrinth.
"AHHHHH" he groaned "My poor darling Natsua!! I must save her!" Darien stopped and frowned. "It's a shame that Cher is there.. she can be such a Sheryl sometimes... but, a man's gotta do what a mans gotta do.. I'M COMING NATSUA!", he cried.
Darien quickly transformed into his Tuxedo Mask outfit and flew out the widow, and into the night.
End note - Nat: he's coming to save me
Cher: -.-;; shut up Nat you whozza
Nat: -.-;; Well email us on Natchersluts@hotmail.com any email welcome.
Cher: And all those people who sent us viruses...we did keep them. We're going to send them to your school with a note attached saying: Death to school internet service signed
Nat: Cher shut the hell up.
Cher: You are the weakest link...
Nat: Goodbye
Cher: AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
Nat: OI OI OI
Disclaimer: We are yet to own Sailor Moon but Jareth is on Nat's list...so I guess that makes the labyrinth half ours...cuase you know he is a pretty important...I'm rambling ne? Don't sue us...Nat's poverty stricken and I am too lazy to go to court hearings. we are just two girls who want to have fun.
AN- Nat again *giggles* Well, I would like to dedicate this chapter to Cher, who has always been there for me to brush her hair, fall of chairs and clear her throat for me. I luv you Cher.
Cher: -.-;; stupid voice chat
Nat took a few more steps through the thick and confusing Labyrinth jungle before sitting down on a rock in frustration.
"It's not BLOODY fair!!!" she cried out. "Stupid Cher and her stupid temper. Always picking on me like that. She doesn't know how much it hurts me when she calls me a whore." Nat's eyes filled with tears and her lower lip trembled. "AND she constantly teases me about Rafe! She knows that he's mine! He's on my bloody list! How would she like it if I stole Spike?"
Nat wiped her tears away and held her head high. "But I must be strong. I must find a way out of this bloody Labyrinth... I can't believe the stupid Sheryl said the words... and that they ACTUALLY worked! Who would have thought that I would be in the land of the GOBLIN KING!"
Nat frowned slightly. "But I can't believe he resisted me and left me here! The bloody jerk. He was supposed to take me to the throne room and sing me a song." Nat huffed. "I'll teach him a lesson. I'll make my OWN way to the labyrinth and seduce him myself. He'll never be able to resist my womanly charms... twice" Nat giggled. "And thank god I shaved my legs today!!"
Nat giggled, replied her lipstick, tossed the apron away and sexily sauntered off down the Labyrinth path, unaware that the sexy Goblin King was observing her through his crystal ball.
***********
"Fuck me dead" groaned a dirty and sore Cher, as she slowly stood upon her red 6-inch high heels. "Stupid Nat and her stupid Lamb Chop! If it weren't for her, we would never be stuck here.. But then I would never get the chance to seduce that sexy Jareth" Cher said, snickering to herself. "Nat you bloody legend!"
Cher slowly continued her journey down the grassy hill when she noticed a few of her shirt buttons had ripped off in her embarrassing tumble, and allowed her WonderBra pushed up clevage to be exposed. Cher shrugged and grinned "Anything to make me more appealing to the Goblin King"
Cher finally arrived at the main part of the Labyrinth wall, and looked around to find the entrance door. There was no sign of a door, but she saw an ugly little dwarf who was sitting on a stool, reading a magazine called "Dwarfs on Top".
Cher snickered, and approached him calling out, "Excuse me do you know..."
The dwarf hurriedly rammed his magazine in his pocket and stared at Cher, his eyes lighting up with joy and excitement. "Well hello there..." he croaked. "You must be Cher, Jareth warned us about you. My you look even better than I expected."
Cher rolled her eyes and put her hands on her hips. "Look you little dwarfy poof, all I wanted to know was were is the entrance to the..."
The dwarf interrupted Cher again "The name's Hoggle love.. and frankly... lets not waste time talking about the Labyrinth entrance... actually I'm more interested in talking about YOUR entrance" he said, winking and chuckling.
Cher glared at the leering dwarf and pulled out a meat cleaver she just happened to be carrying in her pocket. "Look Hogfart, or what ever the fuck your name is... I'm giving you 5 seconds to show me the Labyrinth entrance before I cut you head off and ram it up your ass... you'll have to talk out of your ass for the rest of eternity... besides" Cher giggled "I'm only interested in a certain someone's crystal balls."
Hoggle looked at the cleaver, sweatdropped and sighed. "Fine.. you don't have to be such a bitch." He grumbled, as he led Cher to the giant doors hidden behind some ivy. "You don't know what it's like being so sex deprived. There are hardly any chicks in this place, and have you SEEN that Junk Lady?"
"Shut up you derro" Cher snapped. "I'm running out of time." Hoggle made a face but opened the big doors for Cher, giving her access to the labyrinth. Cher grinned and blew a kiss at Hoggle "Thanks Hogwart" and strutted into the Labyrinth, the doors shutting behind her with a resounding bang.
**********
Jareth sat on his silky bed, observing the antics of the two girls through his crystal balls. His thin kissable lips parted into an evil smile.
"My my "he drawled "Those two are very feisty aren't they? And so incredibly sexy.. it's getting hard to resist the two of them now.. considering they make it so obvious that they want me. Maybe I should have some fun with them...after all they are 100 times better than that damn Junk Lady with the saggy tits." Jareth shuddered at the memory with disgust and turned his attention back to his crystal balls.
"So they want to know the truth behind the sock theory? Well..I might just show them."
**********
Meanwhile in Tokyo, Japan, Darien was in his apartment washing his disgusting green Jacket after a heard day of studying when he got a vision on Cher and Nat struggling though the Labyrinth.
"AHHHHH" he groaned "My poor darling Natsua!! I must save her!" Darien stopped and frowned. "It's a shame that Cher is there.. she can be such a Sheryl sometimes... but, a man's gotta do what a mans gotta do.. I'M COMING NATSUA!", he cried.
Darien quickly transformed into his Tuxedo Mask outfit and flew out the widow, and into the night.
End note - Nat: he's coming to save me
Cher: -.-;; shut up Nat you whozza
Nat: -.-;; Well email us on Natchersluts@hotmail.com any email welcome.
Cher: And all those people who sent us viruses...we did keep them. We're going to send them to your school with a note attached saying: Death to school internet service signed
Nat: Cher shut the hell up.
Cher: You are the weakest link...
Nat: Goodbye
Cher: AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
Nat: OI OI OI