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Mewtwo, fully healed, teleported from the medical ward and arrived in the lounge. The remaining Smashers were scattered throughout the lounge, embarking in various activities. Majora was in the tight grasp of the Happy Mask Salesman, who was watching his favorite show, Yoshi and Friends, on the TV. Everyone stayed as far away from him as possible. Garm was not present because he was in a coma, Gary wasn't there because he was off somewhere sulking, and Heinrich wasn't there because he was caged and far too dangerous. Ganondorf and Bowser were trying to play pool. Oxygen was floating around aimlessly, waiting for the announcement that marked the beginning of his match. Gruntilda and King Boo were chasing poor Cortex around the room, scaring the wits out of the little man. K. Rool was trying to hit on Scales, who was ignoring his advances. Wario was sitting at a little bar, looking a little depressed and drinking beer. Razorbeard was looking out the big window that encompassed one of the lounge's far walls, allowing them to see what was going on in the arena in the middle of the coliseum. At the moment, nothing was happening. Chaos was tired of keeping up his humanoid form, and had reverted to his natural state, a puddle of water. A few heads turned at Mewtwo's appearance, but they went back to what they were doing. Mewtwo frowned and walked over to Ganondorf and Bowser, his fellow veterans from the last tournament. "Hey guys, how's it hanging?" "I'm winning! I think. I'm still not quite clear on the rules." Said Bowser, carefully lining u his next shot. He hit the white ball with his cue stick. Incredibly, the white ball ricocheted off every single ball in just the right way, knocking them all straight into the holes. "Yeeha! Another hole in one for me!" "That's golf, you moron." Growled Ganondorf. "I don't believe this! For someone who's never before played pool in his entire life, how can you be so damn good?" the monarch whined. Bowser chuckled. "I'm just a lucky guy, I guess. Hey Mewtwo, you did great on that last match!" "Heh, Gary didn't stand a chance." He replied. "Too bad you couldn't beat up the little twerp yourself, I would have loved to see that." Said Ganondorf. "Well, I'll get to see some real fighting next round, I'm battling Majora." Said Mewtwo. "Hope you do well. Then again, I would like a turn at him myself, to prove once and for all who is the strongest Zelda boss." Said Ganondorf. "Hey, if you don't beat Oxygen, you won't need to bother." Said Bowser. Bowser grinned maliciously. "Ah, but I don't plan to lose my dear Koopa. For I have created a special weapon for this very tournament that will give me the edge I need to win. I will finally be able to make up for my embarrassment from last year's tournament!" "Embarrassment? What embarrassment?" asked Oxygen, flying closer. "Hey, I want to hear some dirt!" said Grunty, leaving Boo and Cortex to continue their little "game." Ganondorf seemed to blush. "Er, nothing important really. It was just a simple loss in the first round." "Simple? Ha!" crowed Bowser. "Mr. Big Bad Evil King here lost the match in record time, 10 seconds!" Everyone who heard this (and it was everyone in the lounge) laughed at Ganondorf. He winced. "Oh, but that's not all!" said Mewtwo. "He lost to the unlikeliest opponent imaginable!" "No, don't tell them!" hissed Ganondorf. "Tell them? Of course I won't tell them, Ganondorf. I'll SHOW them!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" wailed the evil magician. Everybody closed their eyes as Mewtwo telepathically projected what had happened in Ganondorf's first and only match at the Super Smash Brothers Melee Tournament.
The scene was the same Coliseum, the same arena. The stage was the Kanto Pokemon Stadium. As the Master Hand counted down from three, the two challengers appeared on the stage. Ganondorf was feeling very confident as the battle joined. His opponent was still standing at the far end of the stage, relaxing. Ganondorf smirked. "Geh heh heh! Pathetic midget! Watch as I crush you easily with my most powerful attack! GERUDO DRAGON!" Ganondorf rocketed towards his foe, fists first. The other Smasher stood there, watching him. Ganondorf came closer. The Smasher watched. Ganondorf got even closer. The Smasher watched. As Ganondorf was about to knock his foe off the platform, the other Smasher noticed something shiny on the ground and bent down to pick it up. Ganondorf flew right over the bent-over Smasher, hitting the arena wall and falling to the ground below. Back on the platform, the Smasher stood back up, holding a shiny quarter. Looking around, she suddenly realized Ganondorf was nowhere to be seen. Master Hand came on the P.A. "Ladies and gentlemen, our winner is.PICHU!" "Pichu!" yelled the Pokemon happily.
As the other Smashers came out of the trance inspired by Mewtwo, they all looked at Mewtwo for several seconds. There was a long pause. Finally, everyone fell to the floor and rolled around, laughing. Ganondorf's green face started turning bright red. "Oh come on, Mewtwo, Bowser, Pichu beat you guys too!" "Yes," Mewtwo admitted, wiping away a tear. "But when she fought either of us she put up a good long fight that the crowd loved. With you, all she did was bend over and she beat you!" "Don't forget that she won," gasped Bowser, trying to stop laughing. "After whupping me good, that little mouse went on to beat the combined might of Master Hand, Crazy Hand, and Giga Bowser! She was truly a worthy opponent!" Suddenly, the voice of Pi2 came on the P.A. system. "Ganondorf, Oxygen, please report to the stadium floor, it's time to fight." "Come on Ganondorf, let's go! And don't worry, if I see something shiny, I won't pick it up!" There were more laughs all around. Fuming, Ganondorf followed the evil entity out the door.
Outside, the stage was all set. It was a floating island of sorts, with ruins from what seemed to be a great castle scattered around. A wall of fire periodically popped out around the edges of the island. "Ladies and gentlemen, if your bets are all laced, let's get this thing going!" yelled Pi2. "The match will be fought in the ruins of Ganon's Castle, and two of our greatest evildoers, Ganondorf and Oxygen, will be fighting here today! We start in 3." Ganondorf appeared on the platform via a column of blue light. "2." Clouds of pure black flew from all parts of the coliseum, amassing together on the opposite end of the platform from Ganondorf. For a second the clouds formed into a huge Dark Matter, which then immediately transformed into Oxygen. "1.Go!" Oxygen flew higher into the air, trying to get a good vantagepoint. He immediately began bombarding Ganondorf with needles. The wizard king ducked and rolled out of the way from the needles, trying to avoid their sting. He got up and started running from the needles. As we all know, Ganondorf is not fast when it comes to running, and he could barely stay ahead of the spray. Getting an idea, he ran directly under Oxygen. The Dark Matter entity immediately fell from the sky, trying to smash Ganondorf. He rolled out of the way at the last instant as the monster slammed into the ground, destroying a pile of rubble. Ganondorf immediately lashed out with his Wizard Foot, knocking Oxygen into one of the fire walls. Oxygen wailed and flew back into the sky. Suddenly, several clouds of purple poisonous gas appeared and streaked towards Ganondorf. Once again, he managed to roll out of the way, the clouds striking a crumbled wall. As the gas clouds dissolved into the wall, it trembled and broke apart completely. Ganondorf gulped and tried to think of a strategy. Suddenly remembering that he wasn't limited to the same attacks he had in Melee, he activated the Triforce of Power. Grinning at Oxygen, he floated into the air. "Ha! Now we are on even turf, monster. Let's see if you can beat me so easily now!" "Ha! The fairy and marshmallow who beat me last time inflicted far more damage than you ever could!" "I'll make you eat those words, creature!" Ganondorf surprised Oxygen by pulling off a midair Gerudo Dragon. The strike knocked Oxygen back a bit, making him angry. Oxygen launched more needles at Ganondorf. Ganondorf swished his cape, deflecting the needles. He charged at Oxygen with a powerful Warlock Punch, hitting him straight in the eye. "Ah! AH! THAT HURT! Why you little." Oxygen launched more gas clouds. Ganondorf responded by throwing multiple thunderballs, each homing in on and incinerating the gas clouds. Ganondorf hurled another thunderball, striking Oxygen in the eye once more. Furious, the Dark Matter entity flew at high speed, ramming into Ganondorf and knocking him to the ground. As Oxygen came down to smash the wizard, Ganondorf once again rolled out of the way, hitting the beast into the flames with another Wizard Foot. Oxygen winced as the flames burned him. He tried flying high again, but found he was weakened. He was forced to fly at a lower altitude, making him a little more vulnerable. "You'll pay for that!" "Cash or check?' "Huh? Hey, you're mocking me!" "No shit, Sherlock." "That does it! No holding back! This is war, Ganondorf!" Furious, Oxygen unleashed more needles. Ganondorf ran towards the flying eye, using his cape as a shield. A she got close enough, Ganondorf performed a double jump, getting high above Oxygen. Before the eye could angle upwards to shoot needles at him, Ganondorf slammed down with a Dark Dive, stunning Oxygen and knocking him to the ground. Ganondorf got off of Oxygen and grabbed him by the tail. Using the superhuman strength that was granted to him by the Triforce of Power, Ganondorf started swinging Oxygen around, spinning faster and faster, finally releasing him, throwing him off the platform. "Yes! Victory!" "As if!" yelled, Oxygen, flying back over the fire. "You forgot I could fly, moron! Now I'm really angry! Feel the strength of the EVIL EYE!" Oxygen fired a powerful eye beam at Ganondorf, knocking him all the way across the platform, through several broken walls, finally hitting the flame wall. Ganondorf screamed as his cape was destroyed, burning his back. "You see, Ganondorf? It is pointless to trifle with me! I am evil incarnate, the ultimate villain!" Ganondorf groaned and got up. "You're.nothing but.a big ball of gas!" "Want another taste of the Evil Eye, human?" Ganondorf laughed. "Geh heh heh! I am not to be underestimated, Oxygen. It's time for me to bring out my secret weapon!" "Weapon? What weapon?" Smirking, Ganondorf opens his left hand. A sword materializes in it. It had a red hilt with a green jewel and a long golden blade. An upside-down Triforce is carved into the blade. In the audience, Link looked in astonishment at the view on the big screen. "No.it can't be.that looks like the Master Sword!" Oxygen chuckled. "What, that's your secret weapon? A sword?" "Fool! This is the Slave Sword, the antithesis to the Master Sword! I found it while imprisoned in the Evil Realm! It is known in the ancient legends as the Sword of Good's Bane, forged by the unholy manifestation of evil himself to oppose the blade forged by the Goddess of Time! With its power, I will defeat you and win the tournament!" "We'll see about that! EVIL EYE!" Ganondorf leapt out of the beam's way in time, running towards Oxygen. As the Dark Matter continued to fire, Ganondorf was forced to use evasive maneuvers, jumping, dodging, and cowering behind broken walls to avoid the beam. Finally, Ganondorf leaped off the top of a ruined wall. His sword drawn, he fell by Oxygen, slashing him with the sword. Oxygen gasped and fell lower in altitude. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dammit, that HURT! Okay, no more playing around. MATTER MISSILE!" The swarm of Dark Matter appeared, launching themselves at Ganondorf. Ganondorf had no more cape shield, so it seemed as if he was in trouble. Scowling, Ganondorf stood his ground, readying the Slave Sword. As the Dark Matter flew eagerly at him, he starting using ruthless sword attacks, killing Matter with each slash, chop, or stab. He ran through the cloud of Matter killing everyone in his path, heading straight for Oxygen. The entity was now floating at Ganondorf's level so could be hit quit easily. Frightened, Oxygen tried to move out of the way but was too slow. Ganondorf ran by, landing another slash. At first, Oxygen thought he had missed. That's when his left wing fell off, and he hit the ground. Oxygen gasped in disbelief, as did most of the audience. As black ichor oozed from the stump where the wing had once been, Ganondorf approached, chuckling. "Well, well, well, what have we here? An eyeball that has fallen and can't get up? What a shame." Oxygen struggled, trying to say something, but was ultimately too weak to even speak. "Pathetic. Well, I'd batter make sure you can't fly anymore. I've gotta b careful after all." Ganondorf chopped with his sword, severing Oxygen's right wing as well. The Dark Matter wailed as the audience murmured in fright and astonishment. "There. Now you're ground bound like the rest of us. But something's missing.ah, of course." Ganondorf walked around Oxygen. Raising the Slave Sword, he cut off his tail. Oxygen screamed again. Ganondorf grinned. "There. Now you look just like a small albino Wart. I could finish the job by skewering you with my blade, but it's already got enough of your ichor on it." A scabbard appeared on his back. Ganondorf sheathed the Slave Sword, then picked up Wart. He threw him into the air, and waited for him to come down. When he did, Ganondorf executed as marvelous kick, sending him hurtling over the fire wall where he plummeted tot he ground below. A buzzer sounded, indicating the end of the match. The platform faded, and Ganondorf was lowered to the arena floor, near the prone body of Oxygen. The crowds just stared at him, horrified at the gruesome display. As stretchers came out to collect Oxygen, Ganondorf's smile grew wider as he turned and headed for the entrance back into the lounge. There was no applause. He wasn't expecting any.
Yeesh, talk about morbid huh? Ganondorf was explicitly cruel to the Dark Matter. At the very least, he has erased the shame inflicted on him from the last tournament. His next opponent must be wary, for this Gerudo means business. (Please review!)
Next time: After Ganondorf's shocking win, Pi2 hopes the next match will be less brutal. Fortunately, it is. The King of the Koopas fights the King of the Boos! Boo seems to have the advantage due to his transparency and immunity to physical attacks, but does Bowser have something up his sleeve? Find out next time on.Super Smash Bosses!
Mewtwo, fully healed, teleported from the medical ward and arrived in the lounge. The remaining Smashers were scattered throughout the lounge, embarking in various activities. Majora was in the tight grasp of the Happy Mask Salesman, who was watching his favorite show, Yoshi and Friends, on the TV. Everyone stayed as far away from him as possible. Garm was not present because he was in a coma, Gary wasn't there because he was off somewhere sulking, and Heinrich wasn't there because he was caged and far too dangerous. Ganondorf and Bowser were trying to play pool. Oxygen was floating around aimlessly, waiting for the announcement that marked the beginning of his match. Gruntilda and King Boo were chasing poor Cortex around the room, scaring the wits out of the little man. K. Rool was trying to hit on Scales, who was ignoring his advances. Wario was sitting at a little bar, looking a little depressed and drinking beer. Razorbeard was looking out the big window that encompassed one of the lounge's far walls, allowing them to see what was going on in the arena in the middle of the coliseum. At the moment, nothing was happening. Chaos was tired of keeping up his humanoid form, and had reverted to his natural state, a puddle of water. A few heads turned at Mewtwo's appearance, but they went back to what they were doing. Mewtwo frowned and walked over to Ganondorf and Bowser, his fellow veterans from the last tournament. "Hey guys, how's it hanging?" "I'm winning! I think. I'm still not quite clear on the rules." Said Bowser, carefully lining u his next shot. He hit the white ball with his cue stick. Incredibly, the white ball ricocheted off every single ball in just the right way, knocking them all straight into the holes. "Yeeha! Another hole in one for me!" "That's golf, you moron." Growled Ganondorf. "I don't believe this! For someone who's never before played pool in his entire life, how can you be so damn good?" the monarch whined. Bowser chuckled. "I'm just a lucky guy, I guess. Hey Mewtwo, you did great on that last match!" "Heh, Gary didn't stand a chance." He replied. "Too bad you couldn't beat up the little twerp yourself, I would have loved to see that." Said Ganondorf. "Well, I'll get to see some real fighting next round, I'm battling Majora." Said Mewtwo. "Hope you do well. Then again, I would like a turn at him myself, to prove once and for all who is the strongest Zelda boss." Said Ganondorf. "Hey, if you don't beat Oxygen, you won't need to bother." Said Bowser. Bowser grinned maliciously. "Ah, but I don't plan to lose my dear Koopa. For I have created a special weapon for this very tournament that will give me the edge I need to win. I will finally be able to make up for my embarrassment from last year's tournament!" "Embarrassment? What embarrassment?" asked Oxygen, flying closer. "Hey, I want to hear some dirt!" said Grunty, leaving Boo and Cortex to continue their little "game." Ganondorf seemed to blush. "Er, nothing important really. It was just a simple loss in the first round." "Simple? Ha!" crowed Bowser. "Mr. Big Bad Evil King here lost the match in record time, 10 seconds!" Everyone who heard this (and it was everyone in the lounge) laughed at Ganondorf. He winced. "Oh, but that's not all!" said Mewtwo. "He lost to the unlikeliest opponent imaginable!" "No, don't tell them!" hissed Ganondorf. "Tell them? Of course I won't tell them, Ganondorf. I'll SHOW them!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" wailed the evil magician. Everybody closed their eyes as Mewtwo telepathically projected what had happened in Ganondorf's first and only match at the Super Smash Brothers Melee Tournament.
The scene was the same Coliseum, the same arena. The stage was the Kanto Pokemon Stadium. As the Master Hand counted down from three, the two challengers appeared on the stage. Ganondorf was feeling very confident as the battle joined. His opponent was still standing at the far end of the stage, relaxing. Ganondorf smirked. "Geh heh heh! Pathetic midget! Watch as I crush you easily with my most powerful attack! GERUDO DRAGON!" Ganondorf rocketed towards his foe, fists first. The other Smasher stood there, watching him. Ganondorf came closer. The Smasher watched. Ganondorf got even closer. The Smasher watched. As Ganondorf was about to knock his foe off the platform, the other Smasher noticed something shiny on the ground and bent down to pick it up. Ganondorf flew right over the bent-over Smasher, hitting the arena wall and falling to the ground below. Back on the platform, the Smasher stood back up, holding a shiny quarter. Looking around, she suddenly realized Ganondorf was nowhere to be seen. Master Hand came on the P.A. "Ladies and gentlemen, our winner is.PICHU!" "Pichu!" yelled the Pokemon happily.
As the other Smashers came out of the trance inspired by Mewtwo, they all looked at Mewtwo for several seconds. There was a long pause. Finally, everyone fell to the floor and rolled around, laughing. Ganondorf's green face started turning bright red. "Oh come on, Mewtwo, Bowser, Pichu beat you guys too!" "Yes," Mewtwo admitted, wiping away a tear. "But when she fought either of us she put up a good long fight that the crowd loved. With you, all she did was bend over and she beat you!" "Don't forget that she won," gasped Bowser, trying to stop laughing. "After whupping me good, that little mouse went on to beat the combined might of Master Hand, Crazy Hand, and Giga Bowser! She was truly a worthy opponent!" Suddenly, the voice of Pi2 came on the P.A. system. "Ganondorf, Oxygen, please report to the stadium floor, it's time to fight." "Come on Ganondorf, let's go! And don't worry, if I see something shiny, I won't pick it up!" There were more laughs all around. Fuming, Ganondorf followed the evil entity out the door.
Outside, the stage was all set. It was a floating island of sorts, with ruins from what seemed to be a great castle scattered around. A wall of fire periodically popped out around the edges of the island. "Ladies and gentlemen, if your bets are all laced, let's get this thing going!" yelled Pi2. "The match will be fought in the ruins of Ganon's Castle, and two of our greatest evildoers, Ganondorf and Oxygen, will be fighting here today! We start in 3." Ganondorf appeared on the platform via a column of blue light. "2." Clouds of pure black flew from all parts of the coliseum, amassing together on the opposite end of the platform from Ganondorf. For a second the clouds formed into a huge Dark Matter, which then immediately transformed into Oxygen. "1.Go!" Oxygen flew higher into the air, trying to get a good vantagepoint. He immediately began bombarding Ganondorf with needles. The wizard king ducked and rolled out of the way from the needles, trying to avoid their sting. He got up and started running from the needles. As we all know, Ganondorf is not fast when it comes to running, and he could barely stay ahead of the spray. Getting an idea, he ran directly under Oxygen. The Dark Matter entity immediately fell from the sky, trying to smash Ganondorf. He rolled out of the way at the last instant as the monster slammed into the ground, destroying a pile of rubble. Ganondorf immediately lashed out with his Wizard Foot, knocking Oxygen into one of the fire walls. Oxygen wailed and flew back into the sky. Suddenly, several clouds of purple poisonous gas appeared and streaked towards Ganondorf. Once again, he managed to roll out of the way, the clouds striking a crumbled wall. As the gas clouds dissolved into the wall, it trembled and broke apart completely. Ganondorf gulped and tried to think of a strategy. Suddenly remembering that he wasn't limited to the same attacks he had in Melee, he activated the Triforce of Power. Grinning at Oxygen, he floated into the air. "Ha! Now we are on even turf, monster. Let's see if you can beat me so easily now!" "Ha! The fairy and marshmallow who beat me last time inflicted far more damage than you ever could!" "I'll make you eat those words, creature!" Ganondorf surprised Oxygen by pulling off a midair Gerudo Dragon. The strike knocked Oxygen back a bit, making him angry. Oxygen launched more needles at Ganondorf. Ganondorf swished his cape, deflecting the needles. He charged at Oxygen with a powerful Warlock Punch, hitting him straight in the eye. "Ah! AH! THAT HURT! Why you little." Oxygen launched more gas clouds. Ganondorf responded by throwing multiple thunderballs, each homing in on and incinerating the gas clouds. Ganondorf hurled another thunderball, striking Oxygen in the eye once more. Furious, the Dark Matter entity flew at high speed, ramming into Ganondorf and knocking him to the ground. As Oxygen came down to smash the wizard, Ganondorf once again rolled out of the way, hitting the beast into the flames with another Wizard Foot. Oxygen winced as the flames burned him. He tried flying high again, but found he was weakened. He was forced to fly at a lower altitude, making him a little more vulnerable. "You'll pay for that!" "Cash or check?' "Huh? Hey, you're mocking me!" "No shit, Sherlock." "That does it! No holding back! This is war, Ganondorf!" Furious, Oxygen unleashed more needles. Ganondorf ran towards the flying eye, using his cape as a shield. A she got close enough, Ganondorf performed a double jump, getting high above Oxygen. Before the eye could angle upwards to shoot needles at him, Ganondorf slammed down with a Dark Dive, stunning Oxygen and knocking him to the ground. Ganondorf got off of Oxygen and grabbed him by the tail. Using the superhuman strength that was granted to him by the Triforce of Power, Ganondorf started swinging Oxygen around, spinning faster and faster, finally releasing him, throwing him off the platform. "Yes! Victory!" "As if!" yelled, Oxygen, flying back over the fire. "You forgot I could fly, moron! Now I'm really angry! Feel the strength of the EVIL EYE!" Oxygen fired a powerful eye beam at Ganondorf, knocking him all the way across the platform, through several broken walls, finally hitting the flame wall. Ganondorf screamed as his cape was destroyed, burning his back. "You see, Ganondorf? It is pointless to trifle with me! I am evil incarnate, the ultimate villain!" Ganondorf groaned and got up. "You're.nothing but.a big ball of gas!" "Want another taste of the Evil Eye, human?" Ganondorf laughed. "Geh heh heh! I am not to be underestimated, Oxygen. It's time for me to bring out my secret weapon!" "Weapon? What weapon?" Smirking, Ganondorf opens his left hand. A sword materializes in it. It had a red hilt with a green jewel and a long golden blade. An upside-down Triforce is carved into the blade. In the audience, Link looked in astonishment at the view on the big screen. "No.it can't be.that looks like the Master Sword!" Oxygen chuckled. "What, that's your secret weapon? A sword?" "Fool! This is the Slave Sword, the antithesis to the Master Sword! I found it while imprisoned in the Evil Realm! It is known in the ancient legends as the Sword of Good's Bane, forged by the unholy manifestation of evil himself to oppose the blade forged by the Goddess of Time! With its power, I will defeat you and win the tournament!" "We'll see about that! EVIL EYE!" Ganondorf leapt out of the beam's way in time, running towards Oxygen. As the Dark Matter continued to fire, Ganondorf was forced to use evasive maneuvers, jumping, dodging, and cowering behind broken walls to avoid the beam. Finally, Ganondorf leaped off the top of a ruined wall. His sword drawn, he fell by Oxygen, slashing him with the sword. Oxygen gasped and fell lower in altitude. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dammit, that HURT! Okay, no more playing around. MATTER MISSILE!" The swarm of Dark Matter appeared, launching themselves at Ganondorf. Ganondorf had no more cape shield, so it seemed as if he was in trouble. Scowling, Ganondorf stood his ground, readying the Slave Sword. As the Dark Matter flew eagerly at him, he starting using ruthless sword attacks, killing Matter with each slash, chop, or stab. He ran through the cloud of Matter killing everyone in his path, heading straight for Oxygen. The entity was now floating at Ganondorf's level so could be hit quit easily. Frightened, Oxygen tried to move out of the way but was too slow. Ganondorf ran by, landing another slash. At first, Oxygen thought he had missed. That's when his left wing fell off, and he hit the ground. Oxygen gasped in disbelief, as did most of the audience. As black ichor oozed from the stump where the wing had once been, Ganondorf approached, chuckling. "Well, well, well, what have we here? An eyeball that has fallen and can't get up? What a shame." Oxygen struggled, trying to say something, but was ultimately too weak to even speak. "Pathetic. Well, I'd batter make sure you can't fly anymore. I've gotta b careful after all." Ganondorf chopped with his sword, severing Oxygen's right wing as well. The Dark Matter wailed as the audience murmured in fright and astonishment. "There. Now you're ground bound like the rest of us. But something's missing.ah, of course." Ganondorf walked around Oxygen. Raising the Slave Sword, he cut off his tail. Oxygen screamed again. Ganondorf grinned. "There. Now you look just like a small albino Wart. I could finish the job by skewering you with my blade, but it's already got enough of your ichor on it." A scabbard appeared on his back. Ganondorf sheathed the Slave Sword, then picked up Wart. He threw him into the air, and waited for him to come down. When he did, Ganondorf executed as marvelous kick, sending him hurtling over the fire wall where he plummeted tot he ground below. A buzzer sounded, indicating the end of the match. The platform faded, and Ganondorf was lowered to the arena floor, near the prone body of Oxygen. The crowds just stared at him, horrified at the gruesome display. As stretchers came out to collect Oxygen, Ganondorf's smile grew wider as he turned and headed for the entrance back into the lounge. There was no applause. He wasn't expecting any.
Yeesh, talk about morbid huh? Ganondorf was explicitly cruel to the Dark Matter. At the very least, he has erased the shame inflicted on him from the last tournament. His next opponent must be wary, for this Gerudo means business. (Please review!)
Next time: After Ganondorf's shocking win, Pi2 hopes the next match will be less brutal. Fortunately, it is. The King of the Koopas fights the King of the Boos! Boo seems to have the advantage due to his transparency and immunity to physical attacks, but does Bowser have something up his sleeve? Find out next time on.Super Smash Bosses!