How was the last one? Short, I admit it, but not that bad, right? Anyway,
this one will be a little better. Promise.
Disclaimer: I only own Scales and Pi2.
Bowser walked triumphantly into the lounge. The numerous villains applauded him. Bowser grinned and bowed. "Thank you, thank you all!" Ganondorf slapped Bowser on the back (avoiding the spikes) and said, "That was a great trick, man! How did you know that King Boo was so possessive of his crown?" Bowser shrugged. "To tell the truth, I didn't. I was just frustrated that no matter what I did, he passed through my attacks. Then I noticed his crown was a solid object. I grabbed it, and my plan made itself up as I went along." "Well, no matter the case, it was still a great victory through cunning and treachery. Three cheers for Bowser, everyone!" said Ganondorf. Unfortunately for Bowser, Pi2 interrupted the cheering. "K. Rool, Wario, please report to the arena." On the couch, K. Rool started to get up. He turned around and winked at Scales. "Don't you worry baby, old K. Rool here will beat the pants off that plumber dude! Think I could get a little good luck kiss just in case?" Scales smiled. "Sure. Close your eyes and pucker up, loverboy." K. Rool grinned and did so. Scales stood up and immediately delivered a powerful kick to K. Rool's groin. And since she has feet like a raptor.well, let's just say King K. Roll will not be fathering any heirs to his throne. "If you try coming on to me again, I'll do even worse. You're lucky I kept my BIG claw retracted. Got it?" K. Rool was lying on the ground, gasping and wheezing. "Yes.gasp.ma'am." "Good. Now go and lose that match." "Can't.wheeze.move." Scales sighed. "All right, all right, I'll help you up." She reached down and pulled the Kremling up. Helping him to walk, she lead him down to the arena, ignoring the snide comments some of her peers were making as she left the room.
Pi2 had finished his usual prebattle speech on betting. "Our stage for this fight will be." The projectors created large square platform that looked like a boxing ring. Actually, it was a boxing ring. It had the posts and ropes and everything. There were also four switches on pillars just outside of each side of the ring. K. Rool's face was painted on the floor, and "K. Rool's the King" was written on the edges all around the ring. The Kremlings in the audience went wild. "K. Rool's boxing ring! Ladies and gentlemen, the battle will start in 3." A barrel was thrown onto the platform. It split open, revealing K. Rool. "2." A warp pipe appeared. Wario hopped out of it. "1.Go!" K. Rool and Wario circled each other, their fists clenched and in position, ready to block if necessary. Of course, this isn't a boxing match, now is it? Wario dropped the boxing act and threw a fireball at K. Rool. K. Rool easily jumped over the flaming projectile, smashing right onto a surprised Wario's head. K. Rool grinned as Wario struggled beneath him, trying to get out from under. Getting an idea, Wario lit a fireball right underneath K. Rool. The Kremling yelped and jumped off of Wario, massaging his rump. Wario sneered and gave the lizard monarch a strong uppercut while he was distracted. K. Rool managed to dodge as Wario tried another uppercut, allowing him to headbutt the plumber. Wario staggered back, clutching his chest. K. Rool's pointy crown had hurt. Wario angrily threw a fireball. K. Rool leapt over it and punched Wario in the jaw. As Wario tried to recover, K. Rool followed up with another punch and an uppercut. Wario angrily tried to punch K. Rool, but the king instantly locked his jaws on the Italian's fist, biting hard. Wario wailed and hit one of K. Rool's eyes with his free hand, releasing the pressure from the jaws. However, instead of just pulling out his hand, Wario launched a fireball point blank down K. Rool's windpipe. The Kremling choked, pulling away from Wario as he attempted to perform the Heimlich Maneuver on himself, pounding frantically on his chest. Wario laughed and hit the king with punch after punch, breaking several teeth and causing a nosebleed. As Wario wound up a Super Punch, K. Rool suddenly managed to exhume the fireball, spewing it right into the surprised Wario's face. The Italian screamed and clawed at his eyes, trying to stop the burn. Heartened, K. Rool threw his boxing glove at Wario, hitting him. K. Rool then pulled out his cannon and charged Wario. He drove the cannon's barrel into Wario's stomach before pulling the trigger. The blast and recoil knocked K. Rool over and sent a screaming Wario to the other side of the ring. He would have gone over the edge for sure of he had not been moving along a straight trajectory, causing him to hit the ropes The stretchy boundaries bent back, before snapping forward like a rubber band, sending Wario fists-first into K. Rool, who had just gotten back up. K. Rool screamed and tried to get out of the way, but Wario rammed right into him. They both tumbled to the ground. K. Rool was stunned by the sudden attack, leaving Wario free to pummel the lizard with punches, kicks, and body slams. K. Rool suddenly regained his strength and threw off Wario, looking extremely pissed off. The king suddenly turned invisible. Wario was too shocked to do anything as the invisible Kremling started beating him up. Wario randomly launched punches, hoping to land a blow, but never scoring a hit. After taking several hard blows, Wario noticed a moving shadow rushing towards him. It was obviously K. Rool. Quickly making a few mental calculations, Wario pretended to still be bewildered and confused. Just as K. Rool was about to body slam Wario, the plumber suddenly stuck his arm up, causing K. Rool to run into his fist. The fist contacted with K. Rool's groin, which was still hurting from Scales' attack. The king gasped, turning visible again. He fell over, clutching his, er, sensitive area. Grinning, Wario dragged K. Rool by the cape near one of the posts. Leaving him in a fetal position, Wario climbed onto the post. Judging the distance, he crouched, trying to get maximum strength to his legs. He leapt into the air as cameras went off in the crowd. K. Rool, still in great pain, managed to look up to see the fat plumber descending on him in very slow motion. Wario's grin got wider and wider. K. Rool moaned and closed his eyes. Wario hit K. Rool with all his weight, crushing the air from the reptile's lungs and causing his eyes to bulge before falling unconscious. Wario slowly got up and did the standard victory pose, where you jump up and down yelling with your arms in there. Camera flashes went off all over the stadium. Wario picked up K. Rool's body, staggered to the edge of the ring, and threw him over. The stage faded, and he was lowered to the ground, still doing the victory pose. The crowd went wild. The medics ran out onto the field with a stretcher and some bags of ice, both of which were for K. Rool.
How was that? All right, all right, it was really short and kind of stupid. I'm sorry. But the next fight.or maybe the one after.will be better, honest. Please keep up reviewing! Next time: K. Rool is rushed off to a major hospital on account of his.damaged body parts. Wario is feeling very lucky. Cortex finally gets his chance to demonstrate his "superior fighting style". Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Sorry. In any case, he will get the chance to demonstrate his "superior fighting style" (hahahahahaha!) against the horrendous Heinrich, who will finally be released from its cage. Will Cortex pull through in the end? (Oh come on, what do you think?) Find out next time on.Super Smash Bosses!
Bowser walked triumphantly into the lounge. The numerous villains applauded him. Bowser grinned and bowed. "Thank you, thank you all!" Ganondorf slapped Bowser on the back (avoiding the spikes) and said, "That was a great trick, man! How did you know that King Boo was so possessive of his crown?" Bowser shrugged. "To tell the truth, I didn't. I was just frustrated that no matter what I did, he passed through my attacks. Then I noticed his crown was a solid object. I grabbed it, and my plan made itself up as I went along." "Well, no matter the case, it was still a great victory through cunning and treachery. Three cheers for Bowser, everyone!" said Ganondorf. Unfortunately for Bowser, Pi2 interrupted the cheering. "K. Rool, Wario, please report to the arena." On the couch, K. Rool started to get up. He turned around and winked at Scales. "Don't you worry baby, old K. Rool here will beat the pants off that plumber dude! Think I could get a little good luck kiss just in case?" Scales smiled. "Sure. Close your eyes and pucker up, loverboy." K. Rool grinned and did so. Scales stood up and immediately delivered a powerful kick to K. Rool's groin. And since she has feet like a raptor.well, let's just say King K. Roll will not be fathering any heirs to his throne. "If you try coming on to me again, I'll do even worse. You're lucky I kept my BIG claw retracted. Got it?" K. Rool was lying on the ground, gasping and wheezing. "Yes.gasp.ma'am." "Good. Now go and lose that match." "Can't.wheeze.move." Scales sighed. "All right, all right, I'll help you up." She reached down and pulled the Kremling up. Helping him to walk, she lead him down to the arena, ignoring the snide comments some of her peers were making as she left the room.
Pi2 had finished his usual prebattle speech on betting. "Our stage for this fight will be." The projectors created large square platform that looked like a boxing ring. Actually, it was a boxing ring. It had the posts and ropes and everything. There were also four switches on pillars just outside of each side of the ring. K. Rool's face was painted on the floor, and "K. Rool's the King" was written on the edges all around the ring. The Kremlings in the audience went wild. "K. Rool's boxing ring! Ladies and gentlemen, the battle will start in 3." A barrel was thrown onto the platform. It split open, revealing K. Rool. "2." A warp pipe appeared. Wario hopped out of it. "1.Go!" K. Rool and Wario circled each other, their fists clenched and in position, ready to block if necessary. Of course, this isn't a boxing match, now is it? Wario dropped the boxing act and threw a fireball at K. Rool. K. Rool easily jumped over the flaming projectile, smashing right onto a surprised Wario's head. K. Rool grinned as Wario struggled beneath him, trying to get out from under. Getting an idea, Wario lit a fireball right underneath K. Rool. The Kremling yelped and jumped off of Wario, massaging his rump. Wario sneered and gave the lizard monarch a strong uppercut while he was distracted. K. Rool managed to dodge as Wario tried another uppercut, allowing him to headbutt the plumber. Wario staggered back, clutching his chest. K. Rool's pointy crown had hurt. Wario angrily threw a fireball. K. Rool leapt over it and punched Wario in the jaw. As Wario tried to recover, K. Rool followed up with another punch and an uppercut. Wario angrily tried to punch K. Rool, but the king instantly locked his jaws on the Italian's fist, biting hard. Wario wailed and hit one of K. Rool's eyes with his free hand, releasing the pressure from the jaws. However, instead of just pulling out his hand, Wario launched a fireball point blank down K. Rool's windpipe. The Kremling choked, pulling away from Wario as he attempted to perform the Heimlich Maneuver on himself, pounding frantically on his chest. Wario laughed and hit the king with punch after punch, breaking several teeth and causing a nosebleed. As Wario wound up a Super Punch, K. Rool suddenly managed to exhume the fireball, spewing it right into the surprised Wario's face. The Italian screamed and clawed at his eyes, trying to stop the burn. Heartened, K. Rool threw his boxing glove at Wario, hitting him. K. Rool then pulled out his cannon and charged Wario. He drove the cannon's barrel into Wario's stomach before pulling the trigger. The blast and recoil knocked K. Rool over and sent a screaming Wario to the other side of the ring. He would have gone over the edge for sure of he had not been moving along a straight trajectory, causing him to hit the ropes The stretchy boundaries bent back, before snapping forward like a rubber band, sending Wario fists-first into K. Rool, who had just gotten back up. K. Rool screamed and tried to get out of the way, but Wario rammed right into him. They both tumbled to the ground. K. Rool was stunned by the sudden attack, leaving Wario free to pummel the lizard with punches, kicks, and body slams. K. Rool suddenly regained his strength and threw off Wario, looking extremely pissed off. The king suddenly turned invisible. Wario was too shocked to do anything as the invisible Kremling started beating him up. Wario randomly launched punches, hoping to land a blow, but never scoring a hit. After taking several hard blows, Wario noticed a moving shadow rushing towards him. It was obviously K. Rool. Quickly making a few mental calculations, Wario pretended to still be bewildered and confused. Just as K. Rool was about to body slam Wario, the plumber suddenly stuck his arm up, causing K. Rool to run into his fist. The fist contacted with K. Rool's groin, which was still hurting from Scales' attack. The king gasped, turning visible again. He fell over, clutching his, er, sensitive area. Grinning, Wario dragged K. Rool by the cape near one of the posts. Leaving him in a fetal position, Wario climbed onto the post. Judging the distance, he crouched, trying to get maximum strength to his legs. He leapt into the air as cameras went off in the crowd. K. Rool, still in great pain, managed to look up to see the fat plumber descending on him in very slow motion. Wario's grin got wider and wider. K. Rool moaned and closed his eyes. Wario hit K. Rool with all his weight, crushing the air from the reptile's lungs and causing his eyes to bulge before falling unconscious. Wario slowly got up and did the standard victory pose, where you jump up and down yelling with your arms in there. Camera flashes went off all over the stadium. Wario picked up K. Rool's body, staggered to the edge of the ring, and threw him over. The stage faded, and he was lowered to the ground, still doing the victory pose. The crowd went wild. The medics ran out onto the field with a stretcher and some bags of ice, both of which were for K. Rool.
How was that? All right, all right, it was really short and kind of stupid. I'm sorry. But the next fight.or maybe the one after.will be better, honest. Please keep up reviewing! Next time: K. Rool is rushed off to a major hospital on account of his.damaged body parts. Wario is feeling very lucky. Cortex finally gets his chance to demonstrate his "superior fighting style". Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Sorry. In any case, he will get the chance to demonstrate his "superior fighting style" (hahahahahaha!) against the horrendous Heinrich, who will finally be released from its cage. Will Cortex pull through in the end? (Oh come on, what do you think?) Find out next time on.Super Smash Bosses!