Stupid and Pointless

Eh, you've read the prologue and you've come back for more right, you've gotta be nuts ::coughs:: freaks ::coughs:: You've seen the disclaimer right, good, and the rating and everything else right... ::everyone reading nods their head:: good.

Summery ~~~~ Now if I gave you one, what would be the point in reading my fic, jeesh ::rolls her eyes:: now, why would I want to do that!

Chapter the first

Who's Heero?

"Who's first then?" asked Kitty. "Well lets check the list!" replied Georgia while looking at the first list. "Oh my god, you where right, there are some freaks here ::coughs:: ISAAC!!" Isaac from Golden Sun pops his head around the door, "Yeah?" "Errm, send in ::coughs:: Buu." Kitty looks at Georgia. "Buu? Buu's on the list! Why did he sign up to be Heero!!!" yelled Kitty. "Don't ask me." "I just did!" Well don't." replied Georgia as Buu walks into the drama studio followed by Isaac. "Errm, sit there." said Isaac to Buu while points to a chair. "Buu sit there?" asked Buu. "That's what I said." answered Isaac. "OKAY!" shouted Buu as he sat down. "Help us god........." mumbled Kitty under her breath. Georgia coughs, "So, Mr. Buu, why do you think that you'd make a good Heero Yuy?" "Who you be talking to Buu?" asked Buu. "Just answer my question." said Georgia. Isaac looked at Kitty and mouthed 'I don't think he'll get it do you?' Kitty looked back and mouthed 'Big no, not if he pisses Georgia off. I'd say, bye, bye Buu.' Kitty turned her head to Buu to see him stare blankly at Georgia. "You ask Buu question?" asked Buu confused. Georgia clenched her fist, "For the last time, WHY DO YOU THINK THAT YOU'D MAKE A GOOD HEERO YUY?!?!?!?!?" "Who's Heero Yuy?" asked Buu while tilting his head from side to side. "Just get out!!!" yelled Georgia as Kitty moved away, "I think she's gonna blow. Isaac, just take Buu out please." "Huh? Oh right okay. This way Mr. Buu." said Isaac as he pushed Buu outta the drama studio. Kitty looked at Georgia with her fist still closed tight, "Err, Georgia?" Georgia looks up and passes Kitty the clipboard, "I'll be right back, continued without me, please." said Georgia through clenched teeth as she walked towards the doors. Kitty watched, "I think someone's gonna get hurt......" sang Kitty, "Humm, who's next, you've gotta be kidding me. Now I know why she left this to me. Next please Isaac!!!" "Yeah, yeah, I heard ya." mutter Isaac as he walked in followed by someone, "Okay here's your next victim, err, I mean err, never mind. Ash Ketchum, from Pokémon." A loud crash is heard from outside, "I better go see to that." said Isaac as he ran out. "Sit." said Kitty still looking at the clipboard. Ash sat and said nothing, just looked at Kitty. Kitty coughs "So, what makes you think that you could be Heero Yuy, Mr. Ketchum?" questioned Kitty, still looking at the board. "Well........." started Ash, "I came in the top 16 in the Indigo League, I've won the Orange Island League, and I'm doing really well in the Johto League." he finished while putting all of his badges and trophies on the table. Kitty finally looks up, "Hummm......" "?" "We'll get back to you at the end of the day. Thank you for you time Mr. Ketchum." "Err, thanks, I think." Ash replied as he put all of his badges and trophies in a bag. Just at that moment Georgia decides to walk back in. "That'll teach you not to not answer me when I tell you to Mr. Buu." laughed Georgia while dusting off her hands. Kitty looks at her, "What did you do?" Ash slowly gets up and walks outta the room and looks at Isaac, "Scary, very. Now where do I wait?" "Errrm, they didn't tell me where to put people, so lets say down the corridor till you get to room opposite the textiles room and in there." replied Isaac while trying to find the right room in his head, "Yeah, that's right, that's Georgia's form room, she won't mind." "Okay, thanks." said Ash as he ran off.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Back to the drama studio. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"So what DID you do?" questioned Kitty. "Doesn't matter. Who's next?" asked Georgia looking at the list, "Another DBZ character, what, don't they have their own show to do or something?!?!?" "I guess not." answered Kitty, "NEXT!!" "Jeesh, no need to yell, I'm not deaf." said Isaac as he rubbed ear, "Man I don't even get paid." "Liar" muttered Georgia. Isaac looks at Georgia, while she looks away. "I get paid?" "Shhh." Kitty looks back and forth between them, "Did I miss something?" "No" replied Georgia and Isaac. "I think I did, but never mind, not like that's a first. Well, can we please have Mr. Supreme Ki now." "Please just call me Shin." said Shin as he walked past Isaac and sat down. "Okay, Shin, right so, why do you want this part?" asked Kitty. "Well, everything's going so slowly in DBZ that I thought I could use some of my spare time by taking up some other parts in shows. I'm already shooting 3 commercials at the moment." "You do know that Buu is trying out for the same part as you right....." said Kitty. "What! Buu's here!!!" shouted Shin as he shot up out of his chair. "Not any more he isn't." laughed Georgia swinging on her chair. "What?" asked Shin. "Oh he's gone, I saw personally to that matter." replied Georgia as she lost her balance, "Ahhh, shit!" Kitty, Shin and Isaac watched as Georgia fell backwards onto the hard floor, "Owies, thanks for not helping Isaac." muttered Georgia as she got up. "Sorry, I think I'll go see to people outside." said Isaac as he ran outta the studio doors. "I'll get you Golden boy." threatened Georgia as she sat back down. Kitty coughed and went back to work, "So Mr. Shin, what experience do you have when it comes to mobile suits?" "Mobile suits? What are mobile suits?" questioned shin. Georgia got up, "Thank you for your time Mr. Shin, well get back to you later." said Georgia as she walked up to the door and opened it. Shin walked out, "Where do I wait?" "Isaac will show you." yelled Kitty. "Walk this way." Isaac muttered as he walk down the corridor. "Okay Kitty, who's next?" questioned Georgia as she stood at the door waiting for Isaac to return. "Errm..." Kitty looked at the list, "Wow, not seen this guy for a while, it's Link, from the Zelda games." replied Kitty. "I know what he's from." Georgia said. "Well it's for the people who don't know that, twat." Kitty said the last part to herself. "You say something?" Georgia inquired. "Nope, not a thing." Kitty smiled. "Okay, who do you want me to get now?" asked Isaac as he returned to the studio. "Well, you have your own copy of the list." Georgia remarked. "Yeah, okay right." Isaac replied as he walked to get Link, "One question though." "What is it?" replied Georgia and Kitty. "When do I get my break, I mean, I've been here since 5 am and it's what, 12 pm, I want a break." whined Isaac. "Oh stop being a baby, you'll get your break as soon as Garet shows up." Kitty replied. "But he was meant to be here over 2 hours ago!!!" Isaac cried out, "I want my break!" "I'll give you a break in a minute if you don't get Link right now!!!" Georgia threatened while walking towards Isaac. "I'm going!" Isaac replied as he ran to get Link. Georgia smiled and walked back to her seat and sat down. "Well that was a bit mean Georgia." commented Kitty, "No need to yell and threaten him all at once." "Eh." shrugged Georgia, "What can I say? You know what I'm like Kitty. Man, he's scared of me and I'm younger than him." Just at that moment Isaac came running in dragging Link behind him, "Sit." Link sat down as Isaac ran out of the drama studio and hid behind the door. "What's up with Isaac?" Link asked looking back at the door. "We'll be asking the questions Link what-ever-your-last-name-is." said Georgia while looking at the door. "I think you should say sorry to Isaac Georgia." Kitty said. "What! Me say sorry, to him!" Georgia replied looking shocked at what Kitty had said. "Yes." "Oh fine then, I'll let you deal with Link, I'll go see to Isaac." said Georgia as she made her way to the doors, "But don't say anything if it doesn't work the way you want it to." "Fine." Kitty muttered. Link coughed, "Errm, so ask away." "Okay, Link, hum, well your résumé is quite impressive." commented Kitty, " We could dye your hair the right colour, needs to be cut a bit." Kitty got up and walked around Link, "Hum, have you ever operated a Gundam, or any mobile suit?" "Errm, I can't say I have, 'cause well you know, I play a hero in the Medieval times kinda thing." "Right, well so far your the most likely to get this part, all the others are well.......... don't have the qualifications, or are errm, not here any more." coughed Kitty while looking towards the door, "Well thank you Link, as soon as Isaac comes back he'll take you to the waiting room. I wonder what's happening."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~30 minutes later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Got any 5's?" asked Kitty. "Go fish." replied Link, " Any 3's?" "Awww, damnit!!" yelled Kitty as she threw down two 3's onto the table. "Score!" said Link as he put down four 3's, "And that means I win. Ha!" "Damn." was all Kitty could say. Just at that moment Georgia decided to walk back into the studio. "Well, look who's come back, about time. Where's Isaac?" asked Kitty a bit concerned for Isaac's well-being. "Errm, he went to get lunch." Smiled Georgia as she took her seat. "Hum, what did you do to him?" asked Link suspiciously. "Like I said, nothing, we just had a little discussion." Link coughed, "Fight." "No, not a fight Link, a discussion about what to have for lunch. He wanted pizza, and I wanted a cheese burger." "Why didn't you just buy both?" asked Kitty. "Well we didn't have enough for both, we had enough for a pizza or a few cheese burgers." Georgia held out a few coins, "This is all I have left, I spent nearly all of Q's money left at home, and he has all of his credit cards with him." Georgia sighed, "I'm actually broke." "Makes a change." Kitty mumbled. "What are we having for lunch?" asked Link happily. "I don't know what your having, but me, Kitty and Isaac are having pizza." replied Georgia.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 Minutes later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Any 2's?" asked Link to Kitty. "Go fish. Any 8's Georgia?" "Damn bitch!" Georgia handed over two 8's. "Any kings Link?" asked Kitty. "Nope, go fish."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~15 Minutes later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"God, I'm soooooo bored." said Georgia while lying on the floor throwing the cards into Links green hat. "Me too, can I have my hat back?" asked Link. "No, I'm using it right now."

"Just give him his hat back Georgia." said Kitty doing her nails. "I'm soooooo hungry......." mumbled Georgia, "Where is Isaac.........." Just at the moment Isaac entered the studio. Georgia jumped up, "FOOOOOOOOD!!!!" she yelled as she ran to Isaac. O.O, Isaac held the pizza above his head. "No!!!!!" Georgia jumped up trying to get the pizza, but with no success, "Isaac........." Georgia stopped and looked him in the eyes, "Please.................." she battered her eyelashes. "Oh, fine." said Isaac as he handed her the pizza. "Yay!" Georgia yelled as she sat down with the pizza. Kitty moved to take a slice, Georgia watched her very carefully. Kitty stopped before she reached the pizza and backed away, "I think I'll let you have that." Isaac sighed, "I got another one, they were doing a 2 for 1 special." He put the other pizza down. "Errm, where do I go?" asked Link. "Down the corridor till you reach the textiles room, go into the room opposite." said Isaac with a mouthful of pizza. "Err, thanks." said Link as he walked out of the studio. "This is gooooood pizza." mumbled Georgia finishing off the pizza she was eating. Kitty looked at her, "You've already eaten that pizza, it's a large, and you had it all to yourself!" "I was hungry." Georgia muttered, "I needed food." "Any, lets get back to work." said Kitty standing up. "Awww, but I haven't finished." said Isaac sitting on the floor. "Stop moaning and get to work." Georgia responded. Just then Garet made his late arrival. "Hey guys! I'm here!!!" yelled Garet as he walked through the doors. " 'Bout time you got here!!!" shouted Isaac as he stood up and made his way to Garet, "Thanks to you I've had to work for 7 hours straight!!!" "What?" "You were meant to be here at 10 am, and it's gone past 12 pm." explained Kitty "Oh, crap, sorry, I must have forgotten. Sorry Isaac." "Sorry?!?!" yelled Isaac. "Calm it Golden boy." said Georgia, "Now Garet's finally got here, it means you can have a break. So go take your break." Isaac muttered a few words under his breath and walked to the other side of the drama studio and sat down. "I guess I'd better get to work, right." said Garet. "Yes." replied Kitty and Georgia as he picked up the dropped list. and looked at it. "I'll got get the last person then." "You go do that." smiled Georgia as she looked at her list. "Why are you smiling? Who's next? Stop it your scaring me." said Kitty looking scared. "I think we've got our Heero." "What'd you mean?" asked Kitty. "You'll see." replied Georgia. "Okay, here's your last guy." said Garet as he returned. Kitty looked up to see who it was, "Okay, now I know what you mean." "Told you so." said Georgia. Garet looked at his list, "Okay, Marcus Rover, of the Shadow Dragons,, from Heavy Gear. Did I get that right?" asked Garet. "Yes" replied Kitty and Georgia. "Okay, you can sit there." said Garet to Marcus while pointing to a chair. "Thanks." Marcus replied. "Okay, Mr. Rover, why did you sign up to play this part?" asked Kitty while Georgia hid behind her clipboard. "Well I didn't sign up, Zerve did." answered Marcus. "Oh, okay well that's different." commented Kitty, "Well you'll find operating a mobile suit quite easy, mainly due to the fact that it's about the same as your gear." "Oh, cool. Maybe that's why he signed me up." said Marcus happily. "Question. Could you act all suicidal and talk in monotone?" asked Georgia. "Well, yeah I guess I could." replied Marcus. "Well, welcome to the team!" said Georgia. "Wha?" Kitty asked. "What? he's the best one for this Kitty, and you know it." Georgia said while looking at Kitty. "Err, okay then." "Thank you Mr. Rover, we'll contact you later when it's time to film." said Georgia standing up, "Garet, if you could show Mr. Rover to the exit, and put all of the remaining 'actors' in the basement for the time being. Thank you." "What? Oh right okay then, this way Marcus." said Garet walking off towards the door. Georgia fell back down to her chair, "About time that was over." muttered Georgia to Kitty. "I know what you mean." Kitty sighed, "But why put all the others in the basement?" Kitty questioned. "Oh, I'll tell you later. Hey Isaac!" "What???" mumbled Isaac half asleep. "That's the end for today, you can go home now." said Georgia. "Well it's not like I can get home is it. I live in Vale." "Oh right." "Well you and Garet can stay with us you know." mentioned Kitty. "Yeah, sure, night." said Isaac as he fell back asleep. "Well lets go before we get yelled at for still being in school on a Sunday." sighed Georgia. Garet came running back in, "Back!" "Good, now you can carry Isaac." said Kitty. "What!" yelled Garet as Kitty and Georgia left the studio. "Damnit, come on Isaac." said Garet as he dragged him along and out of the door.

End

About time, god, that took me ages to write my hands hurts now u.u

Well I'll write the next chapter as soon as my hands stop hurting, shouldn't take too long, oh and it will be just as long as this chapter, I warn you now. I write too much and yet I'm still typing away ::smacks her hand:: stop typing damnit.

Anyways, R+R like always and give me some helpful feedback.

Georgia xxx ^_^