This is probably going to be the shortest match of all. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I only own Scales and Pi2.
Pi2 watched anxiously as the cage containing the lethal alien moved into the arena. He was the one operating the machine, but he was still worried. From what he had seen in the Aliens movies, xenomorphs were incredibly violent and dangerous. The edges of the arena were encircled by powerful force fields to protect the audience, but he still couldn't help worrying. He watched as Cortex walked out into the arena as well. Gulping, he reached for the intercom. "Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen, the next match between Heinrich the Xenomorph and Dr. Neo Cortex is about to begin. Our stage for this match is." The projectors created a platform that looked sort of like the top of a stone tower, except it had a pointy bottom only a few feet down from the edge. "The final stage from the original Super Smash Brothers. The battle will begin in 3." Heinrich's roaring cage was airlifted by a couple of Parakoopas onto the stage. "2." Cortex flew up to the platform in a small hovercraft, leaping out. "1.Go! Well, actually we have to release Heinrich first. Cortex, you can begin the instant Heinrich is free, got it? Okay.here we go." Pi2 started operating the remote, activating the release mechanisms. The twelve keys flew off of their hook, soaring around the cage and clicking into their respective locks. The padlocks fell open, the chains falling off of the crate. Then, the several screws holding the sides in place began to undo themselves, unscrewing from their sockets. When they were out a sufficient distance, the metal crate suddenly unfolded, revealing the beast within. There was a gasp from everyone watching the tournament, be it in person or on TV. Heinrich the Xenomorph was standing on the space within the crate, held in place by a web of capture beams. The monster was several feet long, covered in a black exoskeleton. It had a long bony tail, powerfully sharp claws and feet, and a gruesome, eyeless head. Its mouth was frightening, two rows of shark teeth, with something like a second mouth that could be launched on a cord, like a tongue that could bite. The beast screamed and hissed, struggling to get free. Cortex slowly reached into his pocket and pulled out a remote control of his own. When he had found out yesterday that he would be fighting Heinrich, he had quickly set up a plan that would allow him to defeat the alien. At that very moment, his space station was in orbit right above the coliseum. When Cortex activated the signal on his remote, the station would fire his Cortex Vortex, a beam weapon that would brainwash Heinrich into serving Neo. Once the monster was under his control, Cortex could order it to jump off the platform, letting him win. And afterwards, he could loose Heinrich on Crash! That bandicoot would never see it coming. Cortex readied himself as Pi2 pressed the final button, deactivating the lasers. Cortex immediately raised the remote over his head, preparing to press it. "Cortex Vor-" He never got to finish his sentence or push the button. Heinrich immediately leapt at him, hungry for blood. Cortex screamed as the xenomorph's jaws closed on his jugular. And that was the last thing he saw.
Eh heh, sorry. It's supposed to be like this, honest! Next time: After a frantic Pi2 recaptures Heinrich and promises to later revitalize Cortex, Gruntilda and Chaos begin their duel. The fate of Grunty's face is riding on the outcome of this battle. Who will win? Find out next time on.Super Smash Bosses!
Pi2 watched anxiously as the cage containing the lethal alien moved into the arena. He was the one operating the machine, but he was still worried. From what he had seen in the Aliens movies, xenomorphs were incredibly violent and dangerous. The edges of the arena were encircled by powerful force fields to protect the audience, but he still couldn't help worrying. He watched as Cortex walked out into the arena as well. Gulping, he reached for the intercom. "Ahem. Ladies and gentlemen, the next match between Heinrich the Xenomorph and Dr. Neo Cortex is about to begin. Our stage for this match is." The projectors created a platform that looked sort of like the top of a stone tower, except it had a pointy bottom only a few feet down from the edge. "The final stage from the original Super Smash Brothers. The battle will begin in 3." Heinrich's roaring cage was airlifted by a couple of Parakoopas onto the stage. "2." Cortex flew up to the platform in a small hovercraft, leaping out. "1.Go! Well, actually we have to release Heinrich first. Cortex, you can begin the instant Heinrich is free, got it? Okay.here we go." Pi2 started operating the remote, activating the release mechanisms. The twelve keys flew off of their hook, soaring around the cage and clicking into their respective locks. The padlocks fell open, the chains falling off of the crate. Then, the several screws holding the sides in place began to undo themselves, unscrewing from their sockets. When they were out a sufficient distance, the metal crate suddenly unfolded, revealing the beast within. There was a gasp from everyone watching the tournament, be it in person or on TV. Heinrich the Xenomorph was standing on the space within the crate, held in place by a web of capture beams. The monster was several feet long, covered in a black exoskeleton. It had a long bony tail, powerfully sharp claws and feet, and a gruesome, eyeless head. Its mouth was frightening, two rows of shark teeth, with something like a second mouth that could be launched on a cord, like a tongue that could bite. The beast screamed and hissed, struggling to get free. Cortex slowly reached into his pocket and pulled out a remote control of his own. When he had found out yesterday that he would be fighting Heinrich, he had quickly set up a plan that would allow him to defeat the alien. At that very moment, his space station was in orbit right above the coliseum. When Cortex activated the signal on his remote, the station would fire his Cortex Vortex, a beam weapon that would brainwash Heinrich into serving Neo. Once the monster was under his control, Cortex could order it to jump off the platform, letting him win. And afterwards, he could loose Heinrich on Crash! That bandicoot would never see it coming. Cortex readied himself as Pi2 pressed the final button, deactivating the lasers. Cortex immediately raised the remote over his head, preparing to press it. "Cortex Vor-" He never got to finish his sentence or push the button. Heinrich immediately leapt at him, hungry for blood. Cortex screamed as the xenomorph's jaws closed on his jugular. And that was the last thing he saw.
Eh heh, sorry. It's supposed to be like this, honest! Next time: After a frantic Pi2 recaptures Heinrich and promises to later revitalize Cortex, Gruntilda and Chaos begin their duel. The fate of Grunty's face is riding on the outcome of this battle. Who will win? Find out next time on.Super Smash Bosses!