I'm tired of writing these kinds of things over and over. Just read, will
you? Oh, and since I wasn't totally sure how to dot his fight, it's going
to be a bit short.
Disclaimer: I only own Scales and Pi2.
The projectors had completed the next stage. It was a floating round platform with a curved bottom. A mean-looking smiley face was painted on the side of the platform. It was the final area of Paper Mario, where Bowser and Mario fight for the last time. Fitting since Bowser would be using this area once again to battle, and would be once more aided by the Star Rod. But Ganondorf was much stronger than Mario was. If Bowser could not beat Mario, how would he fare against Ganondorf? "The battle begins in 3." Bowser popped out of a warp pipe. "2." Ganondorf appeared from a column of blue light. "1.Go!" Ganondorf charged at Bowser. Bowser charged at Ganondorf. Neither of them was that fast, so you can tell it was kind of funny to see them running. Bowser swiped at Ganondorf with his claws. The wizard ducked under the swing and delivered a jump uppercut to Bowser's chin. As Bowser staggered back, Ganondorf tried a Warlock Punch on the Koopa's chest. Of course, considering Bowser's shell, that didn't work. Bowser swiped again, this time knocking Ganondorf away. Bowser then unleashed his Fire Breath, destroying the wizard's cape and burning him. As Bowser prepared to do a Bowser Bomb, Ganondorf managed to roll away from the great falling spiked shell. As Bowser pulled himself up, Ganondorf hit him in the face with a Wizard Foot. However, this allowed Bowser to simply open his mouth and bite down on Ganondorf's foot after the kick. "Ow! My foot!" wailed Ganondorf. Bowser immediately spit out the evil king. "Bleahh! Your foot is disgusting! Didn't you shower this morning?" "I, uh, was detained. I'll do it tonight." "Please! You taste horrible right now, even when cooked by my flame! Speaking of which." Bowser unleashed Fire Breath on the wizard once more, causing more damage and pain. "Ahhh! You stupid amphibian! Take this!" Ganondorf threw a thunderball right into Bowser's face. Bowser screeched and clawed at his skin. "Okay, let's take this up a notch!" Bowser pulled out the Star Wand. It glowed, and he suddenly grew to twice his size. His body was shimmering in rainbow colored light. A blue flame also surrounded him. "Heh! Looks like Kammy's spell still works on me. Take this, Ganondork!" Bowser unleashed a tremendous blast of fire breath, incinerating Ganondorf. "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn it, I'm not going to take anymore of this! Feel my true power!" Ganondorf raised his hand. The Triforce of Power appeared on it, glowing brightly. His own body started glowing with a dark aura. Flying into the air, he hit Bowser with a lightning bolt, causing the Koopa to retreat into his shell. Ganondorf couldn't get a good angle from high up, so landed to get a better view of the holes in Bowser's shell. But that was exactly what the Koopa King wanted him to do. The instant Ganondorf was in front of his neck-hole, Bowser spewed a blast of Fire Breath from inside his shell, toasting Ganondorf again. The turtle then spun into Ganondorf with his Whirling Fortress, smashing him across the platform. Ganondorf got out and drew the Slave Sword. He charged at the shelled Bowser, trying to cut it with the sword. Of course, it didn't work. One of Bowser's arm shot out, knocking Ganondorf away. As Ganondorf tried to cut the arm, it retracted, leaving Bowser once again safe. Ganondorf tried to attack him from behind, but got knocked away by the spiked tail. The same thing happened whenever Ganondorf tried to stab Bowser through one of the holes in his shell, except that when he got to the head hole he was fried again. Ganondorf was doing pretty poorly, as you can tell. Angry, Ganondorf drew back, trying to develop a strategy. He did. Aiming for the tail hole from a distance, Ganondorf fired a lightning bolt into the shell. The whole thing shook as Bowser screamed and lights flashed through the holes. Bowser immediately got up, looking pissed. He used Fire Breath, but this time Ganondorf dodged and hit Bowser with another lightning bolt. Bowser roared in pain. (By the way, I think I should clarify something. The Star Rod makes Bowser temporarily invincible, so he shouldn't be able to feel pain, right? Well, Ganondorf has also used the Triforce of Power to make himself temporarily invincible. And unlike in DBZ, two invincible things hitting one another do hurt each other.) Bowser held the Star Rod high. It crackled with energy and hurled a lightning bolt of its own at Ganondorf, striking the wizard and giving him lots of pain, not to mention more burns. Ganondorf retaliated with another lightning bolt. Bowser quickly fired one of his own. The two bolts intersected and negated. After a few more lightning bolts with the same result, the two fighters decided it might be better to try different tactics. Ganondorf threw multiple thunderballs at Bowser. Bowser swung the Star Rod, knocking the balls away. One of them went so far as to actually hit Ganondorf, who had no cape with which to deflect his own attack. Stunned, Ganondorf fell to the ground. And since he had been flying kind of high when he fell, it hurt. A lot. Bowser ran over before Ganondorf could get up and hit him with a Bowser Bomb, digging his spikes into Ganondorf. The king moaned. Bowser jumped up, and performed another Bowser Bomb. And another. And another. And another. And one more for fun. He got up off Ganondorf and thwacked him a bit with his tail. To be a good sport, he then allowed Ganondorf to stand up. It took a while; Ganondorf was bleeding in several places where he had been punctured by the spikes. He was breathing a bit raggedly, and he looked a little demented at the moment, but he was otherwise fine. Aside from his cracked ribs, that is. "Ganondorf? Are you okay?" Ganondorf responded with a certain finger gesture. "Hmmph! Just because you're losing doesn't mean you can be rude!" Ganondorf panted. "Look, I think we're both a bit tired of this. What do you say we finish this with one last attack?" Bowser considered. "Okay. One last attack. And whoever is still standing by the end wins?" "Of course." They both smiled, and walked to opposite sides of the platform, each standing at the edge. They turned to face each other, and both started charging their final attacks. Ganondorf's Triforce glowed brightly. A golden image of the Triforce appeared in front of Ganondorf. Slowly, each triangle lit up. Bowser raised the Star Rod. The star at its end started pulsing and glowing brighter and brighter, looking like a small sun. In the middle of the Triforce image, the empty triangle in the center filled in, glowing a bright red. Ganondorf moved so his clenched right hand was exactly behind the red triangle. The Star Rod was glowing a bright gold. Bowser lowered the Rod until it pointed right at Ganondorf. Both waited until their attacks were fully charged. And then they released them. "TRIFORCE BEAM!" A burst of energy shot from Ganondorf's fist into the red triangle. The triangle amplified the burst, firing an awesome red beam at Bowser. "STAR BEAM!" A rainbow-colored star outline appeared around the tip of the Star Rod. The Star Rod fired a star-shaped rainbow-colored beam at Ganondorf. The two beams shot towards each other and connected, resulting in a massive explosion that encompassed the entire platform. As the force of the explosion struck, both fighters tried to resist the push and stay on the platform. Bowser's size and weight kept him anchored, but Ganondorf was not so lucky. He was knocked over the edge, where he hit the wall, then the ground, unconscious. The explosion faded away, and Bowser was the last one standing. As the stage faded and he was lowered to the ground amidst the cheering crowd, Bowser roared his victory. If my kids and Lara could see me now, they would be so proud.
What did what was just said mean? Bowser's kids are alive and well, so why does Bowser think the kids can't see him? Find out the answers to this and other mysteries later on. Next time: In what will once again probably be one of my shortest chapters, Wario faces Heinrich in the ring. We know he doesn't have a chance, but you'll have to see him anyway. The only real question here is whether or not he'll last longer than Cortex before losing. See for yourself next time on.Super Smash Bosses!
The projectors had completed the next stage. It was a floating round platform with a curved bottom. A mean-looking smiley face was painted on the side of the platform. It was the final area of Paper Mario, where Bowser and Mario fight for the last time. Fitting since Bowser would be using this area once again to battle, and would be once more aided by the Star Rod. But Ganondorf was much stronger than Mario was. If Bowser could not beat Mario, how would he fare against Ganondorf? "The battle begins in 3." Bowser popped out of a warp pipe. "2." Ganondorf appeared from a column of blue light. "1.Go!" Ganondorf charged at Bowser. Bowser charged at Ganondorf. Neither of them was that fast, so you can tell it was kind of funny to see them running. Bowser swiped at Ganondorf with his claws. The wizard ducked under the swing and delivered a jump uppercut to Bowser's chin. As Bowser staggered back, Ganondorf tried a Warlock Punch on the Koopa's chest. Of course, considering Bowser's shell, that didn't work. Bowser swiped again, this time knocking Ganondorf away. Bowser then unleashed his Fire Breath, destroying the wizard's cape and burning him. As Bowser prepared to do a Bowser Bomb, Ganondorf managed to roll away from the great falling spiked shell. As Bowser pulled himself up, Ganondorf hit him in the face with a Wizard Foot. However, this allowed Bowser to simply open his mouth and bite down on Ganondorf's foot after the kick. "Ow! My foot!" wailed Ganondorf. Bowser immediately spit out the evil king. "Bleahh! Your foot is disgusting! Didn't you shower this morning?" "I, uh, was detained. I'll do it tonight." "Please! You taste horrible right now, even when cooked by my flame! Speaking of which." Bowser unleashed Fire Breath on the wizard once more, causing more damage and pain. "Ahhh! You stupid amphibian! Take this!" Ganondorf threw a thunderball right into Bowser's face. Bowser screeched and clawed at his skin. "Okay, let's take this up a notch!" Bowser pulled out the Star Wand. It glowed, and he suddenly grew to twice his size. His body was shimmering in rainbow colored light. A blue flame also surrounded him. "Heh! Looks like Kammy's spell still works on me. Take this, Ganondork!" Bowser unleashed a tremendous blast of fire breath, incinerating Ganondorf. "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn it, I'm not going to take anymore of this! Feel my true power!" Ganondorf raised his hand. The Triforce of Power appeared on it, glowing brightly. His own body started glowing with a dark aura. Flying into the air, he hit Bowser with a lightning bolt, causing the Koopa to retreat into his shell. Ganondorf couldn't get a good angle from high up, so landed to get a better view of the holes in Bowser's shell. But that was exactly what the Koopa King wanted him to do. The instant Ganondorf was in front of his neck-hole, Bowser spewed a blast of Fire Breath from inside his shell, toasting Ganondorf again. The turtle then spun into Ganondorf with his Whirling Fortress, smashing him across the platform. Ganondorf got out and drew the Slave Sword. He charged at the shelled Bowser, trying to cut it with the sword. Of course, it didn't work. One of Bowser's arm shot out, knocking Ganondorf away. As Ganondorf tried to cut the arm, it retracted, leaving Bowser once again safe. Ganondorf tried to attack him from behind, but got knocked away by the spiked tail. The same thing happened whenever Ganondorf tried to stab Bowser through one of the holes in his shell, except that when he got to the head hole he was fried again. Ganondorf was doing pretty poorly, as you can tell. Angry, Ganondorf drew back, trying to develop a strategy. He did. Aiming for the tail hole from a distance, Ganondorf fired a lightning bolt into the shell. The whole thing shook as Bowser screamed and lights flashed through the holes. Bowser immediately got up, looking pissed. He used Fire Breath, but this time Ganondorf dodged and hit Bowser with another lightning bolt. Bowser roared in pain. (By the way, I think I should clarify something. The Star Rod makes Bowser temporarily invincible, so he shouldn't be able to feel pain, right? Well, Ganondorf has also used the Triforce of Power to make himself temporarily invincible. And unlike in DBZ, two invincible things hitting one another do hurt each other.) Bowser held the Star Rod high. It crackled with energy and hurled a lightning bolt of its own at Ganondorf, striking the wizard and giving him lots of pain, not to mention more burns. Ganondorf retaliated with another lightning bolt. Bowser quickly fired one of his own. The two bolts intersected and negated. After a few more lightning bolts with the same result, the two fighters decided it might be better to try different tactics. Ganondorf threw multiple thunderballs at Bowser. Bowser swung the Star Rod, knocking the balls away. One of them went so far as to actually hit Ganondorf, who had no cape with which to deflect his own attack. Stunned, Ganondorf fell to the ground. And since he had been flying kind of high when he fell, it hurt. A lot. Bowser ran over before Ganondorf could get up and hit him with a Bowser Bomb, digging his spikes into Ganondorf. The king moaned. Bowser jumped up, and performed another Bowser Bomb. And another. And another. And another. And one more for fun. He got up off Ganondorf and thwacked him a bit with his tail. To be a good sport, he then allowed Ganondorf to stand up. It took a while; Ganondorf was bleeding in several places where he had been punctured by the spikes. He was breathing a bit raggedly, and he looked a little demented at the moment, but he was otherwise fine. Aside from his cracked ribs, that is. "Ganondorf? Are you okay?" Ganondorf responded with a certain finger gesture. "Hmmph! Just because you're losing doesn't mean you can be rude!" Ganondorf panted. "Look, I think we're both a bit tired of this. What do you say we finish this with one last attack?" Bowser considered. "Okay. One last attack. And whoever is still standing by the end wins?" "Of course." They both smiled, and walked to opposite sides of the platform, each standing at the edge. They turned to face each other, and both started charging their final attacks. Ganondorf's Triforce glowed brightly. A golden image of the Triforce appeared in front of Ganondorf. Slowly, each triangle lit up. Bowser raised the Star Rod. The star at its end started pulsing and glowing brighter and brighter, looking like a small sun. In the middle of the Triforce image, the empty triangle in the center filled in, glowing a bright red. Ganondorf moved so his clenched right hand was exactly behind the red triangle. The Star Rod was glowing a bright gold. Bowser lowered the Rod until it pointed right at Ganondorf. Both waited until their attacks were fully charged. And then they released them. "TRIFORCE BEAM!" A burst of energy shot from Ganondorf's fist into the red triangle. The triangle amplified the burst, firing an awesome red beam at Bowser. "STAR BEAM!" A rainbow-colored star outline appeared around the tip of the Star Rod. The Star Rod fired a star-shaped rainbow-colored beam at Ganondorf. The two beams shot towards each other and connected, resulting in a massive explosion that encompassed the entire platform. As the force of the explosion struck, both fighters tried to resist the push and stay on the platform. Bowser's size and weight kept him anchored, but Ganondorf was not so lucky. He was knocked over the edge, where he hit the wall, then the ground, unconscious. The explosion faded away, and Bowser was the last one standing. As the stage faded and he was lowered to the ground amidst the cheering crowd, Bowser roared his victory. If my kids and Lara could see me now, they would be so proud.
What did what was just said mean? Bowser's kids are alive and well, so why does Bowser think the kids can't see him? Find out the answers to this and other mysteries later on. Next time: In what will once again probably be one of my shortest chapters, Wario faces Heinrich in the ring. We know he doesn't have a chance, but you'll have to see him anyway. The only real question here is whether or not he'll last longer than Cortex before losing. See for yourself next time on.Super Smash Bosses!